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J. Bansal
Nov 17, 2005

by Peatpot

Agitate! Agitate! posted:

your rhymes are pretty weak, dude

i think bsg would probably slam you

both literally and figuratively

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Freddie Gibbis
Jul 30, 2007

~~ schween lyfe ~~

homestarplummer posted:

both literally and figuratively

slam
duh duh duh
duh duh duh
let the dwarves be dwarves

Weezy88
Sep 25, 2006
u down with midgets B

yeah u know me

whos down with midgetry

gbs probably

Taureg
Sep 3, 2006

by Peatpot
Being a midget ain't so bad
heres a tool to scratch my nads
Brian Peppers ain't as creepy as me
let me rest my handclaw on your knee
I change lives one speech at a time
Skinheads really appreciate it when I rhyme
In my childhood mind I sum up frustations
tears in their eyes prove this situation

Hey babymaker I say
Feminists make me want to be gay
She doesn't shave her snatch
Here another tool I use to scratch

Mom always said I was brave
thats why I grab titties everytime theres a wave
I'm a midget that is for sure
Now hear my chair purr

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

homestarplummer posted:

both literally and figuratively
i'm pretty sure he'd slam him at first

but then he'd get a hold of pck's leg and toss him at the wall. pck'd bounced off like a jell-o-mold dickhead and collaps on the floor. then bsg would be sitting on his chest punching a bloody puddle that was pck's face

TONY DANZAS HO
Aug 27, 2003

retired
and
loving it
I'm BSG and you can't hate me
I be trouncin' mothafuckas like I'm three-foot-three
I be in the swimmin' pool with my head down south
Ain't poo poo gon' matta when yo dicks in my mouth

One hand on my fedora, tha otha on my pager
Yo, have u seen my girl? I wanna fuckin' bang 'er
Hop on my step ladder, its got mad hydraulic lifts
Bouncin' till I'm bout to fall, I just gotta grab a tit

I'mma mad poetic dwarf with a super slammin' style
Neo nazis wanna step, poo poo son, don't get me riled
Knock yo rear end through a wall- break yo fuckin' skinhead
Last bitch that messed with me, poo poo he wishes he waz dead

I'll shake yo lifeless body down, kiss yo poo poo goodbye
Now I'm gonna roll a blunt cause I wanna get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Usin pages from yo pocket-sized mein kampf to do it
My tiny-rear end lungs scream "I'M BSG- AND YOU'S SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!"

shoutout to mah homies lil' rawg, jalapeno popper, and one 40 for mah fallen g, miNispiNNa

peace

Mad Platypus
Mar 1, 2007

IT IS NOT A PSYDUCK IT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
what the hell
what the helldump
what the helldump up in here?

-break it down-

boniface man he posts like a mothafucka
but gently caress he makes a poo poo-rear end loada cock-suckas
tdh gently caress with me, he don't get it, he don't see
that there aint no poo poo that is mothafukin wrong wit me

agitate! squared man he's such a little pussy bitch
dont call me out fuckah no one like a story snitch
homestarplummer you know you aint no thang
im cool wit you, hah you dont get no pity tang

taureg bitch you cant hold up to my hot rhyme
ill post a chatlog oh sit its slam time
winnin those contests and fuckin bein the best
i bet weezy baby aint survive rebar to the chest

BaconBeast
Aug 18, 2006
I'll take the hundy pounder and fries, thanks.

tony danzas ho posted:


peace
Incomming transmission from BSG:

******************

Baby, will you be the doctor the doctor evil to my mini me?
******************

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up
ugh

eris delete this page and goldmine this thread before anything worse happens

TONY DANZAS HO
Aug 27, 2003

retired
and
loving it

Boniface posted:

ugh

eris delete this page and goldmine this thread before anything worse happens

Edit: Trim my rap, move it to another page, then do this please, that took me days to compile, I wrote it before this thread even existed

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

tony danzas ho posted:

Edit: Trim my rap, move it to another page, then do this please, that took me days to compile, I wrote it before this thread even existed

well arent YOU the overachiever :jerkbag:

TONY DANZAS HO
Aug 27, 2003

retired
and
loving it

CombatWombat posted:

well arent YOU the overachiever :jerkbag:

Yeah I've been sittin on all this information for months actually stockpiling it like a squirrel hoards nuts just waiting to unleash it, here, now

Weezy88
Sep 25, 2006
Well I liked it V:)V

Amish Ninja
Jul 2, 2006

It's called survival of the fittest. If you can't slam with the best, jam with the rest.
Oh god, I found another one.

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

Amish Ninja posted:

Oh god, I found another one.
lol, thanks for bringing this thread back on track

i rehosted it so you don't get busted for raping his bandwidth

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
i missed the misfits lyrics page fuckkkkk

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Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up
"Thanks, Hellmnthnph, glad I could entertain you guys."