|
if you can't spell 'beatnik' correctly, there's a good chance you should hold off on the book of poetry for a while also, his 'write-up' reminds me of the lovely bios local bands would always send me when i used to book at a dive bar: "CRUCIFICATION is the best metal band ever in the history of the planet! This is the band your mom and dad warned you about! Get ready to have you're head exploded with metal fury because these guys are so amazing!"
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 17:22
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 23, 2024 09:16 |
|
|
BSG posted:When Kurt Vonneguts and Johnny Cashes are all gone, that is funny i hate bono, and i love cash, but one of those two guys is a humanitarian activist and the other was a drunken pillhead take your pick who will 'care for our children', i suppose
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 19:43
|
|
|
Smookyfufu posted:They tell you to add on pity points for the younger and more "challenged" poets to encourage them but make sure the good ones actually go on to represent the group in the Slam Poet nationals, so i'm pretty sure thats why he mysteriously lost on the last round in that contest. yeah, this ive never judged any poetry poo poo but my illustrious status as 'failed local musician' has entitled me to sit through judging a few stupid 'guitarmageddon' type of contests in exchange for discount coupons and poo poo i've been explicitly told every time to give the young kids and other obviously disadvantaged contestants 'sympathy votes' until the last round of judging
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 19:48
|
|
|
The Finn posted:Mos Def i was thinking saul williams but you're so right it hurts BEAT the universe retracts upon itself leaving only me i am so miniscule yet so giant my power radiates to all corners of the BEAT a pause a moment a small man onstage bearing his soul i will not be ignored, my stature explodes with truth and BEAT from the back of the room to my tiny misshapen hand i can feel your hearts beating mine is smaller
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 19:59
|
|
|
quote:Pull up to ya spot online gwon now! i got wheels motherfucker so i roll the bones a straight GBS hard-rear end -- hold the phones buy a book of my exploits for forty bones gently caress a bitch, hit a bitch, take shorty home you all up on my posts like you on my dick this midget flash the toast without apology poo poo run in the club with a vern troyer mask and tell the haters to come and kiss my royal rear end it's like that, bgs out suckas -- from the double-ought seven till infinity, this is how we do in the gbs
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 20:28
|
|
|
honestly, the worst thing about slam poets is that they all think they're de facto mc's, no matter how little rhythm or stage presence they possess the upswing of that is that i'm sure the internet is positively filled with this guy's angry rap lyrics somebody get on that stat
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 20:35
|
|
|
The Finn posted:I wish KRS One would jump on stage at every Poetry Slam and throw them off the stage like he did with that fat human being from PM Dawn when i was in college i had a friend who was an insanely good freestyle mc who would go to poetry slams and 'battle' people who were just there to read their lovely poems about their childhoods and stuff it was pretty awesome
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 20:40
|
|
|
tony danzas ho posted:I am coming closer to finding dwarf-hip hop lyrics for you, Agitate! One step at a time here. anybody who thinks that much about sage francis has DEFINITELY written a couple of horrible verses in his day what i'm REALLY hoping for, though, is "The Dwarf Knight Mixtapes: Volume One -- Street Lyfe"
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 20:46
|
|
|
Boniface posted:THE DRIVE THRU PRANK boy, that took a whole long time to go absolutely nowhere better stick it on youtube
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 21:00
|
|
|
holy poo poo, i just looked at that and all i could see was "JediKirby -- GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy" is that really him?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2007 21:05
|
|
|
Azars posted:That was the exact story where it became crystal clear that he was making them up entirely or greatly, greatly exaggerating. It reads like a scene from a particularly schlocky movie, complete with truth-telling little boy and incredulous strangers who are won over by his honestly and childhood wisdom. "Too drat much, son. *sniff* (raspy voice) Too drat much." wait, i didn't read this the first time -- what's the context here? his parents took him to a skinhead rally and he ended up cracking their 'tuff guy' veneer with his unexpected honesty and eloquence?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 00:13
|
|
|
SabinaNin posted:From the mouths of babes, my friend. From the mouths of babes. Honest and cheerful in the face of adversity to make a grown (niggerjewhating) man to cry. if that's the case, i'm sort of in awe of the fact that he apparently considers being warmly welcomed into the fold by proponents of 'skinhead culture' to be a tearful happy ending
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 00:19
|
|
|
Crumbunist posted:Have we seen him reading poetry yet? you must have not gotten the memo, bitch the government no longer requires you to inform us when you're having your period
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 03:05
|
|
|
what on earth possesses somebody to record themselves singing acapella versions of rock songs like that and then put them on the internet? there are at least four different chances during that process to stop and say 'bad idea' and an eternity afterwards to erase that horrible mistake yet it's still floating around out there, i'm amazed
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 03:36
|
|
|
anubis32 posted:I think it really went like this- he lunged out of his chair in a pathetic attempt to hurt him, fell flat on his face, so the bullies laughed. He feebly grabbed one of the bullies legs and got stomped in the face. He then went home bleeding and crying, fabricating a story about how he beat up the bullies so that he could be a hero on the internet. i think we could do without posts like this we're trying to make fun of this douchebag for being an attention whore and 'haw haw he's a dwarf and probably got his rear end kicked' expressed in the most severe terms of 'internet rage' is unrelated tuff guy bullshit not funny and you're not helping the cause here
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 21:39
|
|
|
tony danzas ho posted:pssst... look above your post oh poo poo! dude, now that you're here -- do you rap? i have to know, it's killing me softly
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 21:42
|
|
|
a much better drive-thru prank would be to make a little happy meal costume for yourself and have your buddy drive up and be like "there's something wrong with my happy meal" and pick the 'box' up off the seat but then you pop your arms and legs out trojan-horse style and jump through the window and start totally raising hell man, let me write for you, we'll show em how exploitation comedy really gets done
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 22:27
|
|
|
Deek posted:boniface showing his age itt deek showing his true feelings itt
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 22:31
|
|
|
Boniface posted:brandon st germaine i think more like twentieth century fox but instead of spotlights swinging around on the big "BSG" logo, it would be like legions of adoring spectral fans who all moan the word "BRRRRRAAAANDON" to the tune of the familiar theme then some dude would come along and swing at the logo with a piece of rebar but it would break the rebar instead, and the dude's arm, and then some large-breasted yet intelligent women will come out and simulate masturbation by rubbing their crotches all up and down on the logo after that, some kid rock will start blaring and then it's on
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 22:39
|
|
|
Sumo D posted:Bullshit I misread. You said, and I quote "I finally got a hold of his leg and tossed him at the wall. He bounced off like a jell-o-mold dickhead and collapsed on the floor." well i, for one, am a huge fan of jell-o-mold dickheads and their elastic qualities sometimes me and my buds grab the ol' jell-o-mold dickhead and head down to the park for some pick up ball games man those fuckers bounce like nobody's business
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 23:08
|
|
|
this page needs more slam poetry
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 23:11
|
|
|
Weezy F Baby posted:I roll up at the club VIP niggaz wanna step? yo, i'ma crush a dude and take his bitch swimmin' -- i'ma touch a boob get it on camera with internet production tools it's the dwarf knight, bitches, just bustin' loose
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2007 23:25
|
|
|
i have discovered the secret of brandon st germaine poetry it is sentence fragments and random single words repeated repeated repeated it is also important to use the word "I" as much as possible so everyone knows that you you you are writing about feelings
|
|
#
¿
Aug 29, 2007 16:05
|
|
|
Boniface posted:I turned into a midget an omelet of disease awaits his noontime meal oh wait that's his face
|
|
#
¿
Aug 29, 2007 22:25
|
|
|
pck posted:ugh your rhymes are pretty weak, dude i think bsg would probably slam you
|
|
#
¿
Aug 29, 2007 23:49
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 23, 2024 09:16 |
|
|
homestarplummer posted:both literally and figuratively slam duh duh duh duh duh duh let the dwarves be dwarves
|
|
#
¿
Aug 29, 2007 23:55
|
|