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Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time


Team Lie Lack here

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Ez
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Get out the large print dictionary!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

toggle posted:

where's dr drew?

Nothing like witnessing the look of disappoint in a guest's eyes the moment they see you instead of Drew.

vaginal culture
Feb 29, 2012

3 Time Football State
Champs in Ohio
1984, 2005, 2006
kiss the rings fgts


Uh, the world is your oyster

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I think the peanut butter killed the tarantula last night.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



CatchrNdRy posted:

Nothing like witnessing the look of disappoint in a guest's eyes the moment they see you instead of Drew.

Was it Dr Spaz that got pissed whenever they played that drop?

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~


toggle posted:

Was it Dr Spaz that got pissed whenever they played that drop?

I've had anal sex and I've passed out a couple times.

DAMN NIGGA
Aug 14, 2008

a gaynigma

Drew ,please

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



EnsGDT posted:

I've had anal sex and I've passed out a couple times.
If this is true you're going to go to jail buddy.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


You know, sex is not a recreational sport.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

oh my god - it's full of stars!


drat NIGGA posted:

Drew ,please

How dare you?

FAT WORM OF ERROR
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

Adam never learnt that it's not 'for all intensive purposes' either.

Nemo
Feb 24, 2001

I know that you thought that you knew him. Well maybe you did, but you don't!


I'm pretty sure he thinks the Supreme Court ruling on abortion is referred to as "Rovey Way" too.

We don't listen to Adam because he's smart.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Look, one way or another, you're leaving this place covered in semen. Might as well have some fun.

No, we listen to him because he's literally a millionaire.

Instrumedley
Aug 13, 2009


Simone isn't on tonight's show ...

...so they got another British lady to fill in for her

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

I'm listening to 1998 at the moment and have noticed a few times that smoke detector low battery chirps are not yet A Thing.

Anyway my current ep is "1998-08-09" featuring latin/spanish rock band Maná and this may be the first instance of it being a point of contention. Adam doesn't recognise the noise after several beeps and it takes Dr. Drew to pick it.

~Coxy fucked around with this message at Jul 27, 2012 around 05:49

IceLicker
Dec 26, 2005

Licking the ass of society one cheek at a -- ah thit aye thongue is sthuck.

Instrumedley posted:

Simone isn't on tonight's show ...

...so they got another British lady to fill in for her

Therapist Trina will leave you begging for Simone back.

I can't believe I just said that.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Is there a known source for the "Magic wand makes my penis grow" drop? Or a context even?

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

FEED ME YOUR
FOXCONN BABIES!


Ez posted:

Is there a known source for the "Magic wand makes my penis grow" drop? Or a context even?

Loveline drops spreadsheet just says it's before 1995-12-17

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!


Don't know the context in loveline but I do know it's inspired by Power Rangers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUel...be_gdata_player

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time


Whoees numba one?

vote_no
Nov 21, 2005

The rush is on.

Don't play tennis no more.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004
My cat is better than your cat, because my cat is named Super Nintendo Chalmers.

So glad I refreshed in another tab, because I was busy typing the tennis line.

Between that and the dogfucker, those really are some magical, golden times in Loveline history.

Just About Done
May 26, 2007

Should I go with the full gas or half gas? Full gas.

Speaking of magic, I'm going through 2003 for the first time and just heard Kenneth, the guy who ripped a head off a dead body and is worried about whether he should tell girls he's been to prison. I'd heard about this call but never actually heard it for myself- it's amazing how Adam and Drew never believed it might be bogus. The guest does, but the guy's voice is just so drat creepy that they're with him all the way.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


I know what the ladies like, they like giving me oral.

Rack
Aug 5, 2003

We carry the most dangerous digits on Earth inside these cottony little skulls of ours.

Ez posted:

I know what the ladies like, they like giving me oral.

All I'm saying is that some people are great at giving oral, and I'm great at receiving oral.

Did I ever show you my technique, Drew?

vote_no
Nov 21, 2005

The rush is on.

I'm like... 5' 12"... almost 6".

Brice
Jul 23, 2006
Is It Bad to Get Cheese in Open Cuts?

"We smoke a pound of weed a day".

Drew and Adam are in disbelief and shocked.

Also, I can't remember the episode but one of my favorite calls ever is when a younger girl is describing having a threesome with her boyfriend and her "waxer". They ask about the process involved in waxing a woman's nether region. And drew asks while cracking up, "what would happen if they tried to wax your rear end, Adam? It would come off." Adams response is "theres not enough wax. They would have to mine another planet for wax."

Brice fucked around with this message at Oct 4, 2012 around 03:35

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~


vote_no posted:

I'm like... 5' 12"... almost 6".

THE FLOOR IS WHERE YOUR FEET GO

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

You wildly underestimated my liver's ability to metabolize toxins.

I don't remember if anyone mentioned it but they've been doing Adam and Drew bonus shows on the ACS website for a while now. It's just him and Drew for an hour, taking Loveline calls if they get around to it. I also heard something about Drew getting a podcast but it was only mentioned in passing so I have no idea what it was.

Brekelefuw
Dec 16, 2003
I Like Trumpets

Nooo, but I dring algo'ol...

Ez
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Chunkay

Hurm.
Apr 24, 2006

Nature is a language
can't you read?

You're gay.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004
My cat is better than your cat, because my cat is named Super Nintendo Chalmers.

You're fat.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Drew please... show some respect

whatsabattle
Feb 23, 2008

In this temple, I am Dr. Yahweh.

You have a small penis you fag!

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



A minty fresh cooch.

Drunk Badger
Aug 27, 2012


*smoke detector chirp*

c0ldfuse
Jun 18, 2004

The pursuit of excellence.


In Israel.

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vote_no
Nov 21, 2005

The rush is on.

Are you a Mormon?

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