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subscreet posted:What a coincidence. I was just going to suggest we create some sort of wiki where people provide a list of calls with a short description of the call as well as any notable funny moments, quotes, or soon(I know there's a quote archive but I'm talking about something more comprehensive.) I've mentioned this idea before. I don't know anything about starting a wiki, but clearly there are (at least) several people who would be willing to contribute to it, including me. As far as format goes here are my suggestions for episode notes and pages: 1) Drop sources (First time for "You're Gay", and "The world is your oyster") 2) Common stories (Adam's Stripper Girlfriend, How Drew picked Adam) 3) References (Violent Jay, Popcorn Tin) 4) Bits (Betting on a caller, Ranchero Countdown) 5) Loveline Moments ("The Darkness" interview, David Arquette rushes in) 6) Personal Revelaions (Adam's engagement, Drew's kids at Disneyland) 7) Famous callers (Dog Fucker, the guy who stole the corpse's head) 8) External media ("The Man Show", "Dawson's Creek", "New York Minute") 9) Repeat/Famous guests (DAG, System of a Down) 10) FCC rules (can't say "piss" or "rear end in a top hat" anymore) 11) Frequency of drops (Every few months Anderson is told to lay off) I would contribute like hell to this sort of Wiki.
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MC_ posted:As I listen, I record any of the more funny moments on the notes feature on my iphone. These occur maybe once every other episodes, and at this point, I'm only listening to no guest shows. My eventual goal is to compile all of these moments into some sort of best of loveline audio collection, but that's far off. Adam and Drew have said on the show before the would love to seriously release a best of loveline. If you did this you should contact them about it. The thing stopping them is they don't ever want to do it them selfs. DrPlump fucked around with this message at Mar 26, 2008 around 11:19 |
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There already is a Loveline wiki linked to on the very first post in this thread. http://wiki.lovelinefan.com/ ...problem is it looks like it was abandoned soon after its creation 3 years ago, and not anyone can edit it. It might save some time if someone got a hold of that guy and used it as groundwork though.
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subscreet posted:The Right to Lifer show is 2001-4-8 and it's a discussion about emergency contraception, and also the source of the "No! Not alright!" drop. I don't remember what show Dice was on but it was a no guest show. Drew basically said "If you're not using birth control and you're ejaculating inside her she will get pregnant." and Dice is just like "...Oh," and then Adam is like "Dice, you weren't a genius before you got into the weed and now you're practically retarded because you're getting baked all of the time," at which point he goes on a rant about weed. Thank you, will be listening to that later. Malachi Constant posted:I've mentioned this idea before. I don't know anything about starting a wiki, but clearly there are (at least) several people who would be willing to contribute to it, including me. I'm not sure which category it would fit under (bits I guess?) but don't forget Germany or Florida. Edit: VVVVV oh god, the must listen to episodes are starting to stack up. Edit2: oh god, this emergency contraception episode is awesome. Adam and Drew are both calling her out on her bullshit left and right and she can't handle it. Galler fucked around with this message at Mar 27, 2008 around 00:00 |
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subscreet posted:I don't remember what show Dice was on but it was a no guest show. Drew basically said "If you're not using birth control and you're ejaculating inside her she will get pregnant." and Dice is just like "...Oh," and then Adam is like "Dice, you weren't a genius before you got into the weed and now you're practically retarded because you're getting baked all of the time," at which point he goes on a rant about weed. Incidentally, the following episode on 2001-06-04 has Dr. Bruce as a guest with Drew still in the studio! About 50 minutes in is the origin of the "My question's regarding my peckah" drop that Anderson pulls out every once in a while. While I'm at it, Drew's accusatory "You're a LESBIAN!" drop comes from 2001-05-17 where Howie Mandel subbed for Adam, but I don't have an exact time for it.
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Ultimos posted:There already is a Loveline wiki linked to on the very first post in this thread. I'm in the midst of creating one at lovelinecentral.com. It's taking a while for i have university work et al. but this is in the works. Just keep posting episode reviews and I can put them up when the site is done.
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Rushmore posted:I'm in the midst of creating one at lovelinecentral.com. It's taking a while for i have university work et al. but this is in the works. Just keep posting episode reviews and I can put them up when the site is done. Awesome. Once the archives are back up we can go through the older Loveline threads and grab info from there too.
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Here are a few recommendations of my own. I keep a notepad file in my Loveline folder and if an episode is continuously hilarious, I jot it down and what made me laugh. I started in June of 2001 and I'm only up to April 2002 as of now. 2001-06-10: "I drink alahoeul" Wiccans (this absolutely crazy girl calls in around 45 minutes through, talking about how she's slept with 130 guys or something in 3 years. 2001-06-13: Mike snores at the end (they pick on a caller who's asleep) 2001-06-20: The snoring security guard (Adam tries to plant a mic near the security guard who's asleep, Drew commentates on the process as only Drew can do. Eg. "He's over towards the left, about this far away, etc. etc.") 2001-06-26: what do you have against the gays, drew? (I don't remember this one, but I think it was Adam making fun of Drew's drops) 2001-08-09: big toe, drew+the mic, adam's blowjob preferences, adam's stripper girlfriend (this was a great one, full of Adam ranting about Drew hitting the mic, Adam's blowjob preferences, and the story about Adam's stripper girlfriend) 2001-10-01: jimmy eat world, theme songs, drew's opera (This one is brilliant too, the guest is JEW and Adam talks about how their song Bleed American (I think that's the one) is what he wants playing whenever he walks into a room. Then Anderson's got this ridiculous circus music that he plays throughout the whole episode whenever Adam refers to the theme song. It's great.) 2001-10-17: calling all nerds, jeez (I think this is the one where that drop came from) 2001-11-27: 3-by, airport, fembots (All this happens at the beginning with Adam making fun of Drew's lack of construction knowledge, his trip to the airport, and Drew talking about fembots) 2001-12-17: alcoholic girl, adam singing (Don't remember this one, but I'm pretty sure it was good.) 2001-12-20: weather in LA, "no" girl, drew farts! (In this one there's this bogus caller who says "no" in a really weird way, and Adam makes fun and then uses it the rest of the night. The last point is self-explanatory) 2002-01-21: movie impressions (I think this comes up near the end of the episode and Adam gives his best impressions of famous movie scenes.) 2002-01-24: englishmen, bathroom stink 2002-02-12: drew's gay tendencies 2002-02-20: PSAs, kid hangs up, bewner, Chief Runningturd (this one is so funny, Adam rants about the PSAs, makes fun of the way someone says "boner," and even has a guest appearance by Chief Runningturd. Nanachucka! Nanawah!) 2002-04-18: big girls, fight with drew, viewfinder, travel agents (this one's good too, they talk about those orange Viewfinders with the discs and Adam talks about his arrest warrant when he was working for a travel agent and how his friends bailed him out of jail) 2002-04-21: I've just got one question for you: veal, and venison? (This is hilarious, this episode's full of retard callers and Adam asks them what veal and venison are. Most people answer that veal is lamb, and one girl answers that venison is in Italy. It's brilliant.) So that's all I've got for now. Hope you like 'em!
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I occasionally keep notes in the filenames, here are some of those: 2000-06-14 - Drunk Adam 2000-07-20 - Adam's genital warts exam 2000-09-04 - Worst gas ever - I think this is the one where he chases Drew out of the studio with it. 2000-12-04 - Doug the goatraper makes his first appearance 2001-01-24 - Adam discovers his new porn name, Spoodini 2001-07-15 - Gas 2001-10-21 - Gas 2002-03-15 - Gas 2002-05-05 - Adam reads his tax return 2002-08-08 - Culver City PD give Adam a sobriety test on-air 2003-01-09 - The reverb lightning round 2004-08-10 - A double smoke detector 2004-08-23 - Eric the imitator's first call 2004-10-12 - Drew's greatest night - I don't remember what that means but it should be good. 2004-10-18 - Gas 2005-05-09 - Night of tards
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Ooh thanks very much everyone. I'm going to try to get the site working tonight.
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There's a pretty funny exchange when they have no guest on. Some caller tells Adam that if he doesn't except Jesus Christ as his saviour he'll go to Hell. When Adam asks him what it's like down there they have this little exchange, paraphrased. Caller: It's dark down there and you just burn, then your skin comes back and it burns again for eternity. Forever. And you can't see anything. You just burn. Adam: So there's a lot of people in Hell? Caller: Yeah there's Millions. Adam: So if we're all burning wouldn't it be pretty bright down there, if we're all on fire? Caller: No...cos...it's so bright that it's making you blind. Adam: Right, I'm glad you cleared that up. They were actually good naturedly ribbing him. I expected Adam to go crazy on him but he just gently pokes fun at his theory. Including Hassidic Jews and their Beards burning, then the Beards growing back and burning again. On the flipside, Longbeach Dub Allstars were on and they're were the worst, dumbest guests ever. Adam was trying but you could tell he just thought they were idiots. Any other votes for the worst guests on the show?
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DrVenkman posted:Any other votes for the worst guests on the show? Stryker? 
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DrVenkman posted:Any other votes for the worst guests on the show? Clive Barker was pretty annoying too. That is a pretentious man.
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Grifter posted:There's some controversy over this, but I think Jay Mohr was horrible. He was trying to do bits, stepped on/got stepped on by Adam, and just generally did not mesh at all with tone of the show. It was like he was trying to do his best Morning Zoo DJ and his best wasn't very good. Hmm. I though Mohr was one of the best guests. I do agree that sometimes I kind wanted him to tone it down a bit and let Adam do his thing, but generally I laughed my rear end off when he was doing his jokes. I especially liked the time he was on with Julianne Nicholson and he kept referencing her, especially after he said something particularly stupid of vulgar.
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Grifter posted:There's some controversy over this, but I think Jay Mohr was horrible. He was trying to do bits, stepped on/got stepped on by Adam, and just generally did not mesh at all with tone of the show. It was like he was trying to do his best Morning Zoo DJ and his best wasn't very good. I'm missing the Clive Barker show, where did you get it? I wanted to hear it  Anyways...  You won't see it coming.
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Moist von Lipwig posted:I'm missing the Clive Barker show, where did you get it? I wanted to hear it http://lovelinecentral.com/mp3/inde...r=&searchMode=f
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Rushmore posted:http://lovelinecentral.com/mp3/inde...r=&searchMode=f Is there anyway to download these? I can only get them to stream and every time I try to download them I get index.php. Judakel fucked around with this message at Mar 28, 2008 around 05:20 |
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Judakel posted:Is there anyway to download these? I can only get them to stream and every time I try to download them I get index.php. otherwise you can strip out the index.php part of the url or go to http://lovelinecentral.com/mp3/YEAR year can be 1990s, 2000 - 2005
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Moist von Lipwig posted:I'm missing the Clive Barker show, where did you get it? I wanted to hear it When I hear these calls I can't help but wonder if it's a Miriam call. If you don't know she was a caller that was later busted as bogus, and admitted to making multiple bogus calls to the show. She was always very good at fooling Drew and Adam by giving real-sounding responses to their questions. Her stories were always over the top, I think she was busted on a series of calls about living with a step-father who was currently sexually abusing her. One of them was a show when some cops were guests, but I don't remember the date.
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Rushmore posted:right-click - save as? The http://lovelinecentral.com/mp3/2000...%20Grier%29.mp3and http://lovelinecentral.com/mp3/inde.../&file=Loveline%20-%202000-11-15%20%28David%20Alan%20Grier%29.mp3 shows are the same. Just a heads up, good looks on the new layout!
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Rushmore posted:I'm in the midst of creating one at lovelinecentral.com. It's taking a while for i have university work et al. but this is in the works. Just keep posting episode reviews and I can put them up when the site is done. Nice. Let us know when it's done. I think we should have catchphrases, in-jokes, personalities, etc. on there too.
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2002-06-11 was pretty funny. There's no guest but there's a good call from a woman who woke up to find a Mexican on top of her and he clothes off. Anderson reveals when he was 15 he knew a girl who liked 'Sleep loving'. It's also after Adam has had root canal surgery and is quite possibly high.
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Malachi Constant posted:I think she was busted on a series of calls about living with a step-father who was currently sexually abusing her. One of them was a show when some cops were guests, but I don't remember the date.
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quote:Nice. Let us know when it's done. I think we should have catchphrases, in-jokes, personalities, etc. on there too. We also need pages for inventions and words like cankles and the padded condom.
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subscreet posted:We also need pages for inventions and words like cankles and the padded condom. The heated sofa, attack crows, the bedside all in one organizer, the condom loader. Not to mentions his stores: Simply lavalamps and cockrings, Shame-on. I am a hige fan and am eagerly waiting for a nice catalog of loveline details.
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And the Love Grommet. Also a list of Adam's movie ideas would be cool, there's been several. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC-o...feature=related
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And who could forget the Recyclarolla?
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Can't leave out hobo power, either.
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I was listening to an April 01 episode today (believe its 4/21/01) where Adam suggests a ribbed/gripped tab on the side of toilet seats for more sanitary handling.
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2003-10-06: Jimmy Kimmel is the guest, shows up about a half hour in. This is the first episode that the shower-crapping story is told, and they come up with Adam's cologne: Enigma. Enigma: this cologne is fashioned after a man who will mash his own feces down with his heel, yet beats off in his Nissan Minitruck. Eniiiiigma... Starts around 70 minutes in.
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Absolut Mike posted:I was listening to an April 01 episode today (believe its 4/21/01) where Adam suggests a ribbed/gripped tab on the side of toilet seats for more sanitary handling. One of his best ideas. So simple, but it is brilliant, I hate lifting my own toilet seat. Having something that is really half the size of a quarter just off center of the seat should have been implemented 100 years ago. Don't even get me started on those goddamn hospital gowns...
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Absolut Mike posted:I was listening to an April 01 episode today (believe its 4/21/01) where Adam suggests a ribbed/gripped tab on the side of toilet seats for more sanitary handling. Another great toilet idea was the remote control flush. Often Adam would be on the john while talking on the phone, but unable to flush because it would tip off to the other person just where he was receiving their call. At the same time, he didn't just want to leave poo poo in the bowl to ferment. But with the remote control flush, your troubles are over!
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Heard one today where he was talking about a "Carolla move" where he's taking a dump and peeing at the same time, and his dick isn't quite dangling right, so the piss goes in between the toilet seat and the bowl, hugs the side of the bowl, and dribbles into his pants. He calls it a "silent killer" because you can't hear anything and by the time you notice it's too late, so he suggests some sort of catch at the front of the bowl that prevents piss from dribbling into your pants. I believe this episode was 9/13 or 9/14 in 2001, just a few days after the attacks.
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Colonel Whitey posted:Heard one today where he was talking about a "Carolla move" where he's taking a dump and peeing at the same time, and his dick isn't quite dangling right, so the piss goes in between the toilet seat and the bowl, hugs the side of the bowl, and dribbles into his pants. He calls it a "silent killer" because you can't hear anything and by the time you notice it's too late, so he suggests some sort of catch at the front of the bowl that prevents piss from dribbling into your pants. I believe this episode was 9/13 or 9/14 in 2001, just a few days after the attacks. I would buy this so fast you have no idea.
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gently caress this was in the last Loveline thread but its in archives now. Is there a link I can go to that can give me every Deaf Frat Guy episode? DFG is by far the best most awesome thing that has ever happened/.
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Absolut Mike posted:I was listening to an April 01 episode today (believe its 4/21/01) where Adam suggests a ribbed/gripped tab on the side of toilet seats for more sanitary handling. That would be 2002, I just heard it the other day.
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If you're looking for a show that's the source of a LOT of drops, check out the show for 12-13-2000 with Minka. I don't think it's in the torrent, but you can get it here: http://rapidshare.com/files/1033703..._Minka.mp3.html Who is number one?
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1000 umbrellas posted:That would be 2002, I just heard it the other day. Yeah, I dunno why I typed 01. It was 04/21/02. That show also had a fantasy answer segment, where the caller thought Drew was being genuine. Another bit which I don't think was mentioned here was Virtual Adam. Basically Drew could take calls, sans Adam, with Anderson just playing the following four drops: "What are you gonna do?" "That's why I make the big bucks." "That's why you make the big bucks!" and "Good times!" They took some calls using this format and it was some of the funniest poo poo I'd ever heard.
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Absolut Mike posted:Virtual Adam I've just got up to these shows. The set up for VA was on the 26/9/02, the day before his wedding. He did 4 different cuts of 'good times', to depict various levels of caring. While I'm in the area, 25/9/02 is awesome, it's a DAG show, and happened shortly after DAG split with his missus. He's just insane all the way through the show. He also makes a hilarious weeping noise which I need to go back and sample.
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Absolut Mike posted:Yeah, I dunno why I typed 01. It was 04/21/02. That show also had a fantasy answer segment, where the caller thought Drew was being genuine. He's a big boy! Hey, it takes all kinds.
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