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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006


Every single Deaf Frat Guy on the Adam Carolla show. I suggest everyone listen to them as they are awesome and hilarious. The guy who does Deaf Frat Guy is also Saul from Saul and the Molemen.

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/669369.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/651330.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/620127.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/600573.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/588041.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/586127.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/573099.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/497856.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/464521.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/449226.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/441627.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/441646.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/441650.mp3

http://podcast.adam.freefm.com/carr/432088.mp3

http://podcast.adam.freefm.com/carr/432089.mp3

http://podcast.adam.freefm.com/carr/416284.mp3

http://podcast.adam.freefm.com/carr/416282.mp3

http://podcast.adam.freefm.com/carr/390096.mp3

http://podcast.adam.freefm.com/carr/390100.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/370269.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/370273.mp3

http://podcast.adam.freefm.com/carr/350798.mp3

http://podcast.adam.freefm.com/carr/336939.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/320294.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/306704.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/200210.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/98398.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/92661.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/52533.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/52550.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/47255.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/45483.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/44740.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/43246.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/42956.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/41410.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/41412.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/36218.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/33220.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/32960.mp3

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http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/32065.mp3

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http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/25704.mp3

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http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/25451.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/25158.mp3

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/24321.mp3

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http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/23807.mp3

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UltraRed
Apr 09, 2005

red balloons + sunshine

One of my friends in high school was deaf and went to school in California. I was half expecting it was going to be him.

frogbs
May 05, 2004
Well well well

Can anyone post the episode with Will Arnett where he does the "Hack will have to become.....a RAPIST" bit? That would be extra awesome with a doubleshot of gently caress yeahsauce.

Money Walrus
Sep 02, 2007


2004 - 12 - 06 - Cathy Griffin

"Has a trailer...ever burnt down...because a menorah tipped over?"

Amazing.

Bolek
May 01, 2003



Money Walrus posted:

2004 - 12 - 06 - Cathy Griffin

"Has a trailer...ever burnt down...because a menorah tipped over?"

Amazing.

Strange that Drew laughs like a hyena at bunghole, yet at other more finely crafted and timed jokes, nothing. Same for "sucks rear end", always works.

dethkon
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures


frogbs posted:

Can anyone post the episode with Will Arnett where he does the "Hack will have to become.....a RAPIST" bit? That would be extra awesome with a doubleshot of gently caress yeahsauce.

I wouldn't mind hearing this either. I can't find it in the archives.

UltraRed
Apr 09, 2005

red balloons + sunshine

frogbs posted:

Can anyone post the episode with Will Arnett where he does the "Hack will have to become.....a RAPIST" bit? That would be extra awesome with a doubleshot of gently caress yeahsauce.
Hah! I finally get to give back.

Here ya go.

http://rapidshare.com/files/5877790...rnett_.mp3.html

Radio on the TV
Jul 09, 2001

Who will save our village?

I have listened to a lot of episodes, but have never heard Adam do his radio DJ impression. Can anyone tell me some episodes he does this in?

elwood
Mar 28, 2001

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Radio on the TV posted:

I have listened to a lot of episodes, but have never heard Adam do his radio DJ impression. Can anyone tell me some episodes he does this in?

http://www.dolland.net/loveline/sou...htninground.mp3

bigbowlowrong
Dec 15, 2006

by Peatpot


Radio on the TV posted:

I have listened to a lot of episodes, but have never heard Adam do his radio DJ impression. Can anyone tell me some episodes he does this in?
He does it at the beginning of the Patton Oswald episode which is loving GOLD as mentioned in the previous page.

UltraRed posted:

Hah! I finally get to give back.

Here ya go.

http://rapidshare.com/files/5877790...rnett_.mp3.html
I appreciate the effort you put into uploading this but I loving HATE 'Rapid'share with a passion that knows no bounds. I've tried downloading it half a dozen times but the session always drops out before the download is finished. Then you reach the download limit even though the downloads are incomplete and unsuccessful which means you have to wait another three quarters of an hour to try again.

ARGH.

bigbowlowrong fucked around with this message at Sep 28, 2007 around 17:20

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006


The Adam Carolla show is doing a live webcast:

http://adam.freefm.com/Adam-Carolla...t-Player/993445

Curiouser
Aug 01, 2007

YOU WILL ELECT OBAMA OR I'LL MAKE YOU ALL SORRY


I'm loving the Loveline stream, and got really happy when I saw A Perfect Circle as the name of the show.

And then very unhappy when the stream is utterly silent, and probably will be for the whole show! Ugh!

Is there anyway to get my hands on this particular show, or is this one big cocktease?

dethkon
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures


Can anyone else download from the Archive? All the files are like 1kb now.

bigbowlowrong
Dec 15, 2006

by Peatpot


dethkon posted:

Can anyone else download from the Archive? All the files are like 1kb now.
They are down until tomorrow because he ran out of bandwidth. It says so on the main page.

UltraRed
Apr 09, 2005

red balloons + sunshine

bigbowlowrong posted:

I appreciate the effort you put into uploading this but I loving HATE 'Rapid'share with a passion that knows no bounds. I've tried downloading it half a dozen times but the session always drops out before the download is finished. Then you reach the download limit even though the downloads are incomplete and unsuccessful which means you have to wait another three quarters of an hour to try again.

ARGH.

Really? I've never had that happen to me. Let me see if I can get megaupload to work. Is that one any better for you?

[Loveline] Will Arnett as guest
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UO3QB1CJ

UltraRed fucked around with this message at Oct 04, 2007 around 02:54

bigbowlowrong
Dec 15, 2006

by Peatpot


UltraRed posted:

Really? I've never had that happen to me. Let me see if I can get megaupload to work. Is that one any better for you?

[Loveline] Will Arnett as guest
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UO3QB1CJ
Heh thanks but I finally got Rapidshare to work. Thanks again for the effort though, you're a nice guy.

Good times.

Developer
Oct 12, 2004

We must not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we began and to know the place for the first time.

I will repost my "Top 4 Best Loveline" clips if someone can give me some place to put them.

#1 "How tall is the door you walked in?"

#2 9-minute rant regarding "extremist, homoist, fagolist left wing homos and crazy bible thumping right-to-life nutjobs" (My personal favorite)

#3 Smoke Detector call

#4 "Why do modern stereo systems go from -70 to 30? Negative seventy? Whats that mean? Do I owe sound?"

Developer
Oct 12, 2004

We must not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we began and to know the place for the first time.

Adam: Good times, Rob and Tom both here from Cheap Trick. Time to go back to the phones...lets get some good callers. Ready? Here we go, starting with Tracy. Tracy is 18.

Caller: (female voice) ... theres a helicopter out.

Drew: Theres a helicopter out...?

Caller: Scuse me?

Drew: You said theres a helicopter out?

Caller: (strange laugh in background)

Caller: (male voice) Hello?

Adam: Sigh... alright hold on for a second. You know what I feel like? Like, like, I feel like I gave the team an inspirational speech, turned around to run onto the field and got hit with a pigeon in the nuts.

Developer
Oct 12, 2004

We must not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we began and to know the place for the first time.

Adam: So the smoke detector has been going off for maybe a couple of years?

Caller: Yes. I can't get up there to change the battery.

Drew: Ahh....

Adam: Well, no, couldn't do that. Whaddya gonna do? Whaddya gonna do? It's like whaddya gonna do if the lightbulb goes out on the ceiling. Whaddya gonna do? Gotta move. You gotta move. Or just torch the place and collect the insurance. I mean if you can't reach it you can't reach it. Whaddya gonna do.

exponentory
Oct 17, 2004

roll the tapes

Developer posted:

Adam: Sigh... alright hold on for a second. You know what I feel like? Like, like, I feel like I gave the team an inspirational speech, turned around to run onto the field and got hit with a pigeon in the nuts.
"just a low flying pidgeon ... straight to the sack."

Optimum Gulps
Oct 06, 2003

You wanna save this place, right? And I want to destroy it. Brick by hypocritical brick.

Just as a note, that "Hack will have to become...a RAPIST" originated on the 2003-10-28 show where both Will Arnett and Jason Bateman were guests, promoting the pilot of Arrested Development.

UltraRed
Apr 09, 2005

red balloons + sunshine

Mister Hoary posted:

Just as a note, that "Hack will have to become...a RAPIST" originated on the 2003-10-28 show where both Will Arnett and Jason Bateman were guests, promoting the pilot of Arrested Development.

Oh. Well, I don't have that episode so ya'll are SOL.

Baser Instinct
Oct 18, 2004
No title necessary

Mister Hoary posted:

Just as a note, that "Hack will have to become...a RAPIST" originated on the 2003-10-28 show where both Will Arnett and Jason Bateman were guests, promoting the pilot of Arrested Development.

You can find it right here.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TK6QAS27

Money Walrus
Sep 02, 2007


I remember there was a torrent of 50 gigs of loveline once upon a time, does this still exist somewhere?

Not sure if this falls under , please don't kill me.

Optimum Gulps
Oct 06, 2003

You wanna save this place, right? And I want to destroy it. Brick by hypocritical brick.

Money Walrus posted:

I remember there was a torrent of 50 gigs of loveline once upon a time, does this still exist somewhere?

Not sure if this falls under , please don't kill me.

http://www.isohunt.com/torrent_deta...ne+adam+carolla

Sevron
Jul 04, 2007


I have the torrent linked back at the start of the thread, but it's stalled out after 5.86 GB. The log says "Problem connecting to tracker- <urlopen error (61, 'Connection refused')>" I don't have a lot of experience with bit torrent, what does this mean and what should I do?

Jagfire
Aug 16, 2003

Boing!


"When you're masturbating, there's no such thing as premature ejaculation. It's called efficiency."

The Extrapolator
Dec 14, 2006

Now what the fuck are some of these god damn questions?

I need to hear the gay morning zoo part with Will Sasso. Its not on the March 11 2004 episode. Anybody know what date it is or if you have it handy?

dethkon
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures


What episode has the epic Ace Roccolla SUPER REVERB LIGHTNING ROUND!!


I searched the thread but could not find.

1000 umbrellas
Aug 25, 2005

We thought we'd base our civilization upon yours, 'cause you're the smartest animals on earth, now ain't you?

My poo poo, I just listened to this episode and laughed the hardest I have in a while:

http://shows.lovelinearchive.com/Lo...oe%20Rogan).mp3

It's Joe Rogan as guest in June of '01, and about halfway through this absolutely crazy girl calls in about how she's had sex with 120 guys and never had an orgasm. She embodies the phrase "batshit insane," and basically it's an amazingly funny segment of 10 minutes or so (starts around 40 minutes, I guess)

It also is the source of this gem of wisdom from sir Carolla:

"This Wiccan thing, it's just a bunch of fat chicks that sit around"

Tangy Zizzle
Aug 22, 2007
- brad


I'm listening to the episode with Gavin Rossdale co-hosting with Dr. Drew.

This guy calls in and says he's on 12 different medications for: Depression, Aspergers, Bi-polar disorder and Psychotic behavior etc. His problem is that when he ejaculates, its a Five minute continual stream of semen.

Captain Candy
Jan 05, 2004
I have created a rocket that cures cancer, ask me how!

dethkon posted:

What episode has the epic Ace Roccolla SUPER REVERB LIGHTNING ROUND!!


I searched the thread but could not find.

I've also only heard of this episode, but would love to listen to it.

caffeinefree
Aug 05, 2003

2010: Year of M&M


1000 umbrellas posted:

"This Wiccan thing, it's just a bunch of fat chicks that sit around"

Why you actin' stupid like that?

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005



dethkon posted:

What episode has the epic Ace Roccolla SUPER REVERB LIGHTNING ROUND!!


I searched the thread but could not find.

It's the 1-9-2003 episode, an hour and 22 minutes in.

UltraRed
Apr 09, 2005

red balloons + sunshine

Rhesus Pieces posted:

It's the 1-9-2003 episode, an hour and 22 minutes in.
Hah, I have that one as well, in case the loveline archive doesn't.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OCGJDTEU

Dubious Merit
Apr 25, 2007



Whoa, we've got new PSAs! I'm going to miss "Jason died in a car accident on April 3rd '95," but I'm glad the government is telling our children not to post nudie pics.

dethkon
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures


UltraRed posted:

Hah, I have that one as well, in case the loveline archive doesn't.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OCGJDTEU

thanks mang

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

Goddammit, Randy.


I've been adding quotes to the wikiquote Loveline article. There aren't many in there right now. If you want to contribute, just type one in there when you here something exceptionally funny.

UltraRed
Apr 09, 2005

red balloons + sunshine

The most depressing Loveline ever. A girl who was raped and another who lost both her legs.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=42T8K2TS

Kaso
Apr 17, 2006
How come the abyss doesn't gaze also into me ?

Absolut Mike posted:

Adam's rants really make the show for me. On this topic, try listening to the 04-08-01 show.

The one thing thats slightly frustrating me about this thread is all the dates, as a british person im getting rather confused by the multitude of date formats being thrown around

What date does "04-08-01" represent? 4th August 2001? 8th of April 2001? 1st of August 2004? 8th of January 2004?

I dont want to start a poo poo-storm over the british/american date format thing, but can we all decide some standard for ease of use of this thread? perhaps

code:
"<month in words> <day>, <4 digit year>" 
like the archive pages are listed as?

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