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if it breeds it leads
Jan 3, 2001
Forum Veteran
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if it breeds it leads fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Apr 17, 2015

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Bumpon10s
Dec 9, 2004

Gentleman, we have seen the future.
Loveline archive just had a MASSIVE update today, those of you trying to find shows can probably get them now.

Very late edit: The cap for shows downloaded has gone up to seemingly the 50's, it used to be 10 or so, so download ones you have been meaning to while the extra bandwidth is there.

Bumpon10s fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Oct 17, 2007

bigbowlowrong
Dec 15, 2006

by Ozma
Guys, can someone help me out with locating two shows I have heard about but have yet to find. Number one has an 'angry' post-op transsexual on it who managed to piss both Adam and drew off. The other is one with a psychic who also managed to set Adam off.

In regards to the psychic one, I am not talking about the Peter James show. I recall there being a show where Adam spent the entire time getting in a psychic's face and it sounds awesome.

RoundsToZero
Dec 3, 2004

An open door is an invitation
I saw Dr. Drew speak at Tufts last night. He's a passionate, passionate man.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

bigbowlowrong posted:

Guys, can someone help me out with locating two shows I have heard about but have yet to find. Number one has an 'angry' post-op transsexual on it who managed to piss both Adam and drew off. The other is one with a psychic who also managed to set Adam off.

In regards to the psychic one, I am not talking about the Peter James show. I recall there being a show where Adam spent the entire time getting in a psychic's face and it sounds awesome.
June 15, 2004 Dr Bruce and Rene (In archive)
ll20010214 (Lysa Mateu - psychic) most likely(Not in archive) I can probably up it somewhere if someone can provide hosting or tell me where they would like me to send it.

It's kind of weird and uncomfortable to listen to the former just because how hostile and angry that thing sounds like. By the way, not the same Dr Bruce just so were clear.

bigbowlowrong
Dec 15, 2006

by Ozma

TylerDurden posted:

June 15, 2004 Dr Bruce and Rene (In archive)
ll20010214 (Lysa Mateu - psychic) most likely(Not in archive) I can probably up it somewhere if someone can provide hosting or tell me where they would like me to send it.

It's kind of weird and uncomfortable to listen to the former just because how hostile and angry that thing sounds like. By the way, not the same Dr Bruce just so were clear.
Awesome, thank you so much. I love the way Adam reacts to anger, so I think I'm in for a good hour and a half of uneasiness.

If you could upload that somewhere (megaupload?) that would be awesome, otherwise I'll wait for it to appear on the archive. Thanks again man!

Bolek
May 1, 2003

bigbowlowrong posted:

Awesome, thank you so much. I love the way Adam reacts to anger, so I think I'm in for a good hour and a half of uneasiness.

If you could upload that somewhere (megaupload?) that would be awesome, otherwise I'll wait for it to appear on the archive. Thanks again man!

Heres the Lysa Mateu http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F87MGLZ6

bigbowlowrong
Dec 15, 2006

by Ozma

TylerDurden posted:

Heres the Lysa Mateu http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F87MGLZ6
Awesome. Listening to the angry transsexual was a weird experience because you could tell exactly how both Adam and Drew would react if she was just a normal caller, but because she was RIGHT THERE in the studio and a guest they had to restrain themselves.

Very interesting, now to download the dumbass psychic. Whoo!:hfive:

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
This would have made a good Germany or Florida.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071018/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_cementmixer;_ylt=Alpp7XFNOrYN1l3VqdMYj7Sdk3QF

quote:

BERLIN (Reuters) - A thief caught shoplifting a packet of cheese from a supermarket in Germany tried to make his getaway in a cement mixer, but he was quickly nabbed by police.

"He was out on the job and suddenly got hungry, as honest workers sometimes do," said police spokesman in the eastern city of Chemnitz on Thursday.

When a shop detective in the town of Limbach-Oberfrohna caught the man stealing a 2.79 euro (1.95 pounds) packet of processed cheese, the 55-year-old broke free and leapt into his cement mixing truck outside, police said.

The shop alerted police, who arrested the man when he stopped his getaway vehicle at a red light a few hundred metres away.

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000

Kaso posted:

The one thing thats slightly frustrating me about this thread is all the dates, as a british person im getting rather confused by the multitude of date formats being thrown around

What date does "04-08-01" represent? 4th August 2001? 8th of April 2001? 1st of August 2004? 8th of January 2004?

I dont want to start a poo poo-storm over the british/american date format thing, but can we all decide some standard for ease of use of this thread? perhaps

code:
"<month in words> <day>, <4 digit year>" 
like the archive pages are listed as?

In the US, we go month-day-year most of the time. I sign anything requiring a date going 18 OCT 2007.

Adam's rants make the show, but you can tell he honestly cares about most of the people who call in too. That's nice.

Tangy Zizzle
Aug 22, 2007
- brad
Just posting to say that I'm a ramblin man, and all the women know that when they go to work, I'll be leaving shortly after. My dad was a ramblin man, but he rambled early.


I mean, I ramble. Phoenix is a good city to ramble in, but I dont mean to say that I wake up early and ramble. I ramble around noon. I roll out of bed around 10:45, beat off, have a cup of coffee and then it's time to ramble. I'm not gettin up at first light, I'm a rambler. Why ramble at first sun? You don't got a job, what's the point?
Rambling is something you do when there's nothing else to do, or you're just a rambler.

By the way, you guys need to write a song about rambling. Kids today don't know about rambling, how to ramble, when to ramble, how to negotiate with a rambler, what to do when you run into a rambler who's rambling on the road, what to do with women who are the devil. There's a lot of devil women that you need to ramble from. I always like the part where the chick doesn't want the guy to ramble.

Rambling, not such a bad thing. Noon-time rambler. At first light, I'll be sleepin for another six hours. When you're breaking for lunch, I'll be thinking about rambling.


Loveline 2004-01-08. Listen to it and enjoy.

Curiouser
Aug 1, 2007

YOU WILL ELECT OBAMA OR I'LL MAKE YOU ALL SORRY
I have to agree, the Papa Roach Christmas was the best episode, but one of the best calls was when Mary Carrie called (7-27-2003, first or second call). It's at least as good (to me) as the holocaust call.

Too bad the rest of the night the callers were on quaaludes and ether, or it'd be my favorite episode.

Rushmore
Jun 3, 2005

My name's Rushmore, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!
I just found the ADAM...... CAROLLA episode. 2005-05-15. about 38 minutes. Also Drew is in New York... because somebody dropped a nickel.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Rushmore posted:

I just found the ADAM...... CAROLLA episode. 2005-05-15. about 38 minutes. Also Drew is in New York... because somebody dropped a nickel.

Hahah I just listened to that one yesterday, and it's amazing.

Also, the "because" is very important.

Rushmore
Jun 3, 2005

My name's Rushmore, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

EnsGDT posted:

Hahah I just listened to that one yesterday, and it's amazing.

Also, the "because" is very important.

Holy poo poo that girl just miaowed at them. She thinks she's part feline. Drew gave the best "whatever" ever.

vanisher
Jul 12, 2005

Fun Shoe
I have been listening to the loveline stream for a while... oh man if anyone wants to listen to a funny episode...

10/17/2002 the horse "nooo!" from the girl... and the last call where they ask the guy a question then mute him while he goes on and on, then pick it back up ten seconds later saying "uh huh... please go on..." and repeat.

I haven't laughed that hard at loveline in a while!

Kaso
Apr 17, 2006
How come the abyss doesn't gaze also into me ?
I was just listening to an episode (June, 15 2005) where after the Gorillaz bumper is played they have a short chat about when Gorillaz was on the show and by the way they talk about it they were either a really awesome guest, or a really terrible guest.
I cant quite tell if they were being sarcastic, but the probably were, either my interest is whetted, anyone know which episode this was? Cant find it on the archive.

elwood
Mar 28, 2001

by Smythe
2002-03-06

Bolek
May 1, 2003

And it was the latter not the former.

edit: whoops

Kaso
Apr 17, 2006
How come the abyss doesn't gaze also into me ?
Thanks guys, found it on http://lovelinecentral.com i'll take a listen now.

Gorillaz, The Darkness, why do the british bands always suck :( (Though i guess not having prior knowledge of loveline like most american guests do is part of the cause of that)

Anyone think of some British guests who don't let the side down?

Edit: Well that certainly was, unique, i wouldn't say they were a bad guest, just, lively..

Kaso fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Oct 27, 2007

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Kaso posted:

Thanks guys, found it on http://lovelinecentral.com i'll take a listen now.

Gorillaz, The Darkness, why do the british bands always suck :( (Though i guess not having prior knowledge of loveline like most american guests do is part of the cause of that)

Anyone think of some British guests who don't let the side down?

Edit: Well that certainly was, unique, i wouldn't say they were a bad guest, just, lively..

The guys from Saw, Lee Wanell and Cary Elwes were in and they were very good.

RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


vkeios posted:

I still remember trying to listen to a Dr. Drew only night, I gave up after I decided that Drew's system of a new caller a minute was too depressing.
Can anyone point me to some Drew only shows? I'm really interested to hear what they're like, but I don't see any marked as such on lovelinearchive.com or lovelinecentral.com.

Curiouser
Aug 1, 2007

YOU WILL ELECT OBAMA OR I'LL MAKE YOU ALL SORRY

RightClickSaveAs posted:

Can anyone point me to some Drew only shows? I'm really interested to hear what they're like, but I don't see any marked as such on lovelinearchive.com or lovelinecentral.com.
I don't immediately recall one where it's entirely just him, but maybe someone remembers one or two where Adam is half an hour late or something. He's kind of a dick when he has to go it alone.

Adam definitely takes the "bad cop" role, and in contrast to Drew, definitely handles it a lot more calmly and with a detached cantankerous "whatever" attitude. Drew gives a drat and tends to get sucked in to needy people, and obviously overcompensates for that when he's alone by not giving himself time to empathize.

RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


2002-5-29 is up on lovelinearchive.com, and that's one where David Alan Grier subs for Adam but shows up a little late. It's only a few minutes though, and that's what got me curious to see how many calls Drew could plow through solo.

Edit: Found one! 2005-02-20 is one where Adam calls in from somewhere for the first 20 minutes or so, then calls it a night and Drew does the rest of the show. It's an interesting listen so far.

RightClickSaveAs fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Nov 4, 2007

Brekelefuw
Dec 16, 2003
I Like Trumpets

RightClickSaveAs posted:

2002-5-29 is up on lovelinearchive.com, and that's one where David Alan Grier subs for Adam but shows up a little late. It's only a few minutes though, and that's what got me curious to see how many calls Drew could plow through solo.

Let's SAVE SOME BABIES!!!

Hydrogen Oxide
Jan 16, 2006
H2Woah
I recommend everyone listen to 2001-01-09 starting at about 48 minutes, Adam and Dr. Bruce talk to a guy who watches wacky porn videos for the hell of it, and it's pretty drat funny.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
I also recommend everyone listen to the July 23, 2002 show. It has the funniest call from a guy in Oklahoma who wants to get married at 16.

Edit: And is lovelinecentral.com/ down for anyone else?

Jubs fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Nov 7, 2007

Rushmore
Jun 3, 2005

My name's Rushmore, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

Jubs posted:

I also recommend everyone listen to the July 23, 2002 show. It has the funniest call from a guy in Oklahoma who wants to get married at 16.

Edit: And is lovelinecentral.com/ down for anyone else?


they automatically put up an index page. I've removed it, but if you use http://www.lovelinecentral.com/mp3 it should always work :)

I'll get to uploading more of them soon, my connection is being a temperamental piece of poo poo

Loveline
Dec 30, 2005

Does anyone know the date of the episode where Drew bet Adam $100 that he had genital warts and he put acetic acid on adam's junk?

I remember laughing harder than I have ever to this show and I espeically remember it because our power had gone out and I was listening to a battery power radio with a flashlight. It was a while ago so it could be before 2000 but I'm not sure.

RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


Ubitquitin posted:

Does anyone know the date of the episode where Drew bet Adam $100 that he had genital warts and he put acetic acid on adam's junk?
Looks like this one, 2000-07-19: http://lovelinecentral.com/mp3/Loveline%20-%202000-07-19cf%20-%20Molly%20Sims%20-%20wart%20exam.mp3

There's some old ones on that site, that's awesome. It's good to hear some things never change: yelling at callers to turn their radio down, and Adam making beat off jokes. You can hear both of these within the first five minutes here: http://lovelinecentral.com/mp3/1990s/Loveline%20-%201995-12-00%20(Adam-Age%2031%20with%20Rikki).mp3

Rushmore
Jun 3, 2005

My name's Rushmore, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

Ubitquitin posted:

Does anyone know the date of the episode where Drew bet Adam $100 that he had genital warts and he put acetic acid on adam's junk?

I remember laughing harder than I have ever to this show and I espeically remember it because our power had gone out and I was listening to a battery power radio with a flashlight. It was a while ago so it could be before 2000 but I'm not sure.

http://lovelinecentral.com/mp3/2000/Loveline%20-%202000-07-19cf%20-%20Molly%20Sims%20-%20wart%20exam.mp3

Bolek
May 1, 2003

I have two questions I hope one of you can answer. There was a show when Adam and Drew were talking to this girl that had the radio in the background and Adam made the comment about how he sounded like Hitler at a Nazi rally.

The other show I hope you guys can identify is with a female guest, 20-30 who's dad was in some service, maybe was in Vietnam. Drew and Adam then launched into a great improv on how he would set up his front yard with booby traps like the sharpened stick with the fecal matter on it and such. I have been wanting to hear this show forever and I cannot goddamn find it.

I hope you guys know either one or both of these *fingers crossed*

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

TylerDurden posted:

The other show I hope you guys can identify is with a female guest, 20-30 who's dad was in some service, maybe was in Vietnam. Drew and Adam then launched into a great improv on how he would set up his front yard with booby traps like the sharpened stick with the fecal matter on it and such. I have been wanting to hear this show forever and I cannot goddamn find it.

I hope you guys know either one or both of these *fingers crossed*

This one was the 11-19-2003 episode with Pink as the guest, about 51 minutes in.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Rhesus Pieces posted:

This one was the 11-19-2003 episode with Pink as the guest, about 51 minutes in.

Thats why I never heard it again! Every time Pink was the guest on the random stream I would turn it off. Thanks a lot! Now for the other one...

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

The Extrapolator posted:

I need to hear the gay morning zoo part with Will Sasso. Its not on the March 11 2004 episode. Anybody know what date it is or if you have it handy?

http://shows.lovelinearchive.com/Loveline%20-%202005-01-13%20(Guest%20-%20Will%20Sasso).mp3

Bolek
May 1, 2003


Were giving out a Miata filled with chaps!

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

mowhonic posted:

Has anyone seen the January 23, 2001 show? I would give one of my calfs for it, as it had the Upright Citizen's Brigade as guests. Loveline + UCB has to make for some amazing entertainment.

I'm still trying to find this episode...but no luck so far. =(

frankenbeans
Feb 16, 2003

Good Times
And now I'm proud to introduce the first episode of loveline I skipped to the end of:

21st May 2001, guest star Jim Belushi.

Funny guy.

HEAVY loving breather. It drills into your brain after about 10 minutes. I just couldn't bear it.

Ultimos
May 20, 2005

Desert Dwelling Scumbag

Jubs posted:

I'm still trying to find this episode...but no luck so far. =(

https://www.ngsam.com/ultimos/Loveline - 2001-01-23-cf (Upright Citizens Brigade).mp3.

Quality's pretty lousy, and I haven't listened to it, but it seems to be the one you need.

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JeansW
Aug 4, 2004
Yes. Like the jeans...
Does anyone have a link to the episode where the guests walked out because they basically had no idea what the format of the show was and were apparently appalled at the kinds of calls Loveline answers. I think they were a British band or something like that.

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