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Bolek
May 1, 2003

I kind of liked having the megathread :(

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Bolek
May 1, 2003

Nemo posted:

It's always great when they get a particularly dumb caller.

This is from one of my absolute favorite Loveline calls, when a girl called in to talk about getter her clit hood pierced:

Caller: :j: "I just got my clit pierced. They call it the trunk.
Adam: :raise: "What, they call it the 'trunk'?"
Caller: :j: "Well, where I'm from they do."
Drew: :crossarms: "Do you mean the hood?"
Caller: :j: "No, I'm from Virginia Beach."

I wish I could remember which episode it was in.

The sheer beauty of that exchange is that the caller will never ever know why that was so funny.

There was similar call of retarded genius where Adam asks a caller what she does and she replies "I work at a factory" Adam then asks what she makes to which she replies instantly "12 dollars an hour" :suicide:

The Duke posted:

Oh thank gently caress the archive is back, I had to listen to some episodes multiple times because my stockpile ran out :gonk:

Time to download about 100 episodes in case this ever happens again!

As for good episodes:

-Any episode with Steve-O and Chris Pontius (or any of the Jackass crew because they are always hilarious and incredibly frank, one episode Steve-O actually gets propositioned by a caller and takes her up on the offer)
-Tom Arnold (really interesting, also one of the funniest calls of all time, the holocaust call.)
-Robert Downey Jr. (in one of the episodes his ex-wife calls, also he's really drat funny)
-Dave Attell (just hilarious in general)
-Seth Green (also hilarious)
-Ron Jeremy (for funny Adam rants about pornography and for all the interesting stuff Ron talks about)
This is when I was cemented in my belief that he just plays himself whenever he acts.


Could someone host the Brad Sherwood episode from 2000-08-15 when Adam goes into the hilarious Tommy Vu impression? That show really does need to be shared and I dont think people will get the whole 6 gig torrent just for it(although it is worth it)

Edit brad not brian

Bolek fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Aug 29, 2007

Bolek
May 1, 2003


Yea, the Bill Nye one is really good.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

The Duke posted:

I'm not really a fan of the Bill Nye episode, I remember he does these annoying voices constantly and it kind of pissed me off since he wouldn't quit. I did like them talking about Beakman's World though.

I remember him doing an old man voice for about 5 seconds maybe twice. I don't know what you're thinking of.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Grifter posted:

I liked the Nye episode. It's true that he's one of those guests who doesn't really get the show, but he still works out okay. Bill is just too nice to really get into the rhythm of Loveline, but it was worth it to hear him interact with Drew. They're obviously both smart guys with a lot of intellectual curiosity. There were a couple points where Drew would be explaining something medical to a caller and Bill would stop him and ask for clarification on some terms - it was cool to hear a guy like that who would readily admit he didn't know everything but was always interested in learning more.

He was way more responsive than 80 percent of all the guests. He laughed at Adam's jokes, talked with Drew and was generally into it.

That Patton Oswalt show was fantastic by the way, I think he is the only comedian besides Chris Titus that could keep up with Adam and was really funny.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Grifter posted:

I said this in the last thread (and some people disagreed) but Jay Mohr was terrible. I didn't enjoy Gary Busey and Adam De La Pena either, mostly because Busey obviously hates Adam Carolla and the show just didn't go well.

Busey doesn't hate Carolla. He is just is just a very insane man. I did hate that episode though, he is unbearable.

Edit: Avoid the episode with the Black Eyed Peas. I wanted to reach into the loving radio and strangle that stupid oval office Fergie.

Bolek fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Aug 30, 2007

Bolek
May 1, 2003


Another Oswalt and Posehn show? Cool, hopefully its as good as the 02 one.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Liquid Penguins posted:

Tonight's (Monday's) show just started, you would think they would take tonight off, but whatever.

I am listening to 2001-01-09 and Dr. Bruce's smug passive-aggressive, contrarian behavior is really getting to me. He disagrees with Adam on something he is clearly right on and then gets defensive when asked why because he really has no reason. I usually don't mind Bruce but he is really goddamn annoying here.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Links on the first page.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Mr. Raccoon posted:

DROPPIN' TROU!

Don't do it!

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Cooter Brown posted:

Before I buy an avatar of Dr. Drew with text saying "you're gay" does anyone else have something similar?

There is always "You're fat" and "You're a heroin addict"

Or "If you had a hizzy you'd be out of the ... house."

Bolek fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Sep 9, 2007

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Cooter Brown posted:

If you're saying these already exist, do you remember the names of the people so I can at least use a different picture of dr drew.

Use this picture, it seems ripe with potential for caption.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Money Walrus posted:

2004 - 12 - 06 - Cathy Griffin

"Has a trailer...ever burnt down...because a menorah tipped over?"

Amazing.

Strange that Drew laughs like a hyena at bunghole, yet at other more finely crafted and timed jokes, nothing. Same for "sucks rear end", always works.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Kaso posted:

The one thing thats slightly frustrating me about this thread is all the dates, as a british person im getting rather confused by the multitude of date formats being thrown around

What date does "04-08-01" represent? 4th August 2001? 8th of April 2001? 1st of August 2004? 8th of January 2004?

I dont want to start a poo poo-storm over the british/american date format thing, but can we all decide some standard for ease of use of this thread? perhaps

code:
"<month in words> <day>, <4 digit year>" 
like the archive pages are listed as?

Well I don't know how other people do it but I list depending on what the recording is named, whether it is 08-04-02 (m-d-y) or 20001204 (ydm) or 2000-03-12 (y-m-d). If I dont have the recording in front of me I'll usually just do it in standard American style or just type out the month. The reason the recordings have different formats is because there is more than one person who did the recordings (talking about the torrent or the HUB) but yes, if it is available in the archive people should just give it that notation.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

TheBigBad posted:

You know who I hate? Anderson. I hate his rear end so much. He plays those loops a billion times and their funny like twice out of that billion. Otherwise he's just loving with the caller and annoying Drew with them. He's also a pretentious prick who hangs up on people for no good reason, even if it's getting interesting.

He only hangs up on people if they cuss even after being told not to. Otherwise he lets the hosts do the dumping.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

TheBigBad posted:

He does it when they admit to lying to screeners to get past them even if the hosts are interested. Heard him do it a couple weeks ago.

I have been listening for a long time and this is not what I would call an oft occurrence. I would much rather prefer that Drew would stop whacking the goddamn mic :v:

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Omnicarus posted:

Anderson's greatest night is undoubtedly the 12-16-2004 episode featuring Papa Roach, where Anderson is drunk and tripping, and they have a technical meltdown. Anderson finds out that his phone can only be heard by the broadcast and not by Adam or Drew and proceeds to freak out on the air. Then he tells Adam how he sells his Christmas present on Ebay every year. This is the same episode with the fudgepacking and Theo's christmas song, too. Probably the best episode ever.

I believe it also has Drew mentioning how he bumped into Rabbi Shmuley in the beginning of the show when him and Adam are talking amongst themselves while still on the air. I don't know why it seemed so surreal and funny to me the first time I heard it, but there you go, another reason.

"HOLY CHRIST NOONE CAN HEAR ME?!"

Bolek fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Oct 14, 2007

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Kaso posted:

As much as adam bitches about this, i sware if he didnt point it out i'd never notice, though perhaps thats something to do with the lowish quality of the Archive recordings

At first I didn't hear them because I used to listen to it at a much lower volume, but now I hear that "GONK" every time. Once you listen for it it really is amazing how much noise Drew makes, and that will make you gain a little appreciation on why it annoys Adam so much seeing how he has studio monitors on; so he REALLY hears it.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Jabovl posted:

Does anyone have the episode where it's Adam alone and he only takes calls about carpentry? I've been looking for that one forever, I believe it's Jan 6, 2002 but it isn't on the archive.
Thanks for making this thread and reminding me about Loveline. That random stream is awesome.

Some guy said this show existed in the past thread and now that has stuck. There is no such show. He takes some carpentry calls along with normal Loveline calls.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Rushmore posted:

Ok so here is the dealio with the site. I've bought http://lovelinecentral.com with 600GB space and 6000GB bandwidth. When the bandwidth is used up, the site is suspended to the next month. There is an unlimited bandwidth option, which I may switch to if the usage is that bad, but this isn't too pleasing a prospect.

I'm (slowly) uploading episodes (19k/s) Starting with episodes from the 90s, then going year by year.

If anybody wishes to help, give me a mail (stephen_mccune at hotmail.com) and I'll see about setting something up.

I'll hopefully get some sort of front end put up soon (Assignments due)


For now, I have uploaded a few select episodes. I'm going to create a script to allow people to upload a single episode for any recommendations.

For now, just browse the files and right click/download. Please try not to leech too much

Wow, very cool! I suggest putting up some sort of limit of x episodes per day.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

bigbowlowrong posted:

Guys, can someone help me out with locating two shows I have heard about but have yet to find. Number one has an 'angry' post-op transsexual on it who managed to piss both Adam and drew off. The other is one with a psychic who also managed to set Adam off.

In regards to the psychic one, I am not talking about the Peter James show. I recall there being a show where Adam spent the entire time getting in a psychic's face and it sounds awesome.
June 15, 2004 Dr Bruce and Rene (In archive)
ll20010214 (Lysa Mateu - psychic) most likely(Not in archive) I can probably up it somewhere if someone can provide hosting or tell me where they would like me to send it.

It's kind of weird and uncomfortable to listen to the former just because how hostile and angry that thing sounds like. By the way, not the same Dr Bruce just so were clear.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

bigbowlowrong posted:

Awesome, thank you so much. I love the way Adam reacts to anger, so I think I'm in for a good hour and a half of uneasiness.

If you could upload that somewhere (megaupload?) that would be awesome, otherwise I'll wait for it to appear on the archive. Thanks again man!

Heres the Lysa Mateu http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F87MGLZ6

Bolek
May 1, 2003

And it was the latter not the former.

edit: whoops

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Kaso posted:

Thanks guys, found it on http://lovelinecentral.com i'll take a listen now.

Gorillaz, The Darkness, why do the british bands always suck :( (Though i guess not having prior knowledge of loveline like most american guests do is part of the cause of that)

Anyone think of some British guests who don't let the side down?

Edit: Well that certainly was, unique, i wouldn't say they were a bad guest, just, lively..

The guys from Saw, Lee Wanell and Cary Elwes were in and they were very good.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

I have two questions I hope one of you can answer. There was a show when Adam and Drew were talking to this girl that had the radio in the background and Adam made the comment about how he sounded like Hitler at a Nazi rally.

The other show I hope you guys can identify is with a female guest, 20-30 who's dad was in some service, maybe was in Vietnam. Drew and Adam then launched into a great improv on how he would set up his front yard with booby traps like the sharpened stick with the fecal matter on it and such. I have been wanting to hear this show forever and I cannot goddamn find it.

I hope you guys know either one or both of these *fingers crossed*

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Rhesus Pieces posted:

This one was the 11-19-2003 episode with Pink as the guest, about 51 minutes in.

Thats why I never heard it again! Every time Pink was the guest on the random stream I would turn it off. Thanks a lot! Now for the other one...

Bolek
May 1, 2003


Were giving out a Miata filled with chaps!

Bolek
May 1, 2003

http://www.lovelinearchive.com/search.cgi?searchstring=darkness

Bolek
May 1, 2003

bigbowlowrong posted:

There has been bad blood between Adam and Drew from just before ther cohosting ended all the way up until the present day. I would be surprised if Adam went back to be a guest on Loveline when he has his own show anyway.

What bad blood? Drew was on his show a couple months ago. I pretty sure it has something to do with the competing stations.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Latina Pride posted:

Does anyone have danslovelineexperience.mp3 and if you do could you post it? Its a very good clip from when poster dans called in :)


Not mine, just Googled it.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Noooo, not this one! This is the crappy second or third time he called, the first time was really good.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

What Fun posted:

The entire clip can be found at

http://www.dolland.net/loveline/sound/misc/index.html

The file is called "Drew's Crank Yanker", and the only description listed is "The audio clip that was burnt onto CD and left at the doorstep of the Westwood One studio."

Hope that helps.

I don't mean to be mean but how could this possibly help considering it has nothing to do with the question?

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Thanks!

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Invisible Scrotum posted:

Maybe Adam's "sick" as in sick of Theresa and Danny.
I don't think that he has a problem with Theresa. She seems to be able to roll with whatever he is saying, is fairly smart, and knows when not to speak. I'm pretty sure it is just Danny that he hates.

BYW, he was absent today as well, maybe it is some kind of protest.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

flatFat posted:

Didn't he threaten not to show up at Westwood One until they finally brought in a coffeemaker? I wouldn't be surprised if he was making another protest. I'd only be surprised if he was being secretive about it. Maybe it has something to do with his contract?

He actually threatened not showing up twice. Once for the coffee, once for them to get a security guard. He might have threatened not to come in if they didn't change studios as well, but I was never clear about what happened with that.

On the subject of his show , it would be a good way to let the powers that be see what the show would be like with Danny at the helm if they are trying to hardball him.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

NeoHentaiMaster posted:

Howard Stern drilled Adam about Danny when Adam was on his show. Stern tried to get Adam to admit he hated Danny but Adam said he didn't and went into great detail as to why he didn't. It did come off very genuine and not some publicist fed BS. I mean we all know how Adam despises that stuff anyway. The guy always calls his own dad a pussy and didn't hold back when Drew was his partner so if he had any problems with Danny you figure we would have heard at least one rant on it by now.

That is precisely why I think he hates Danny. Everyone one he likes, Drew, Theresa, Kimmel, he busts their chops whenever they screw up. He also however has dinner with them, and calls them, and talks to them outside their work environment. Whenever Danny says something that interrupts Adam, or a complete non sequitur (read: all the time) Adam never says anything and just kind of silently moves on, like he would with a stupid comment a guest made. Plus he has made numerous comments about how annoying Danny is and how it was definitely not his idea that he come along.
Put yourself in his shoes, do you want to call someone a loving lunatic rear end in a top hat on Sterns radio show and then have to work with the guy for 4 hours every day?

Plus, how could you listen to the three previous shows and not concede that Bonaduce is a complete train wreck.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

I'm listening to the show on the stream now, and the Aisha Tyler show from 050703 is great. I had forgotten how smart, lucid, nice and completely without ego she is. Really one of the best guests on Loveline.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Manos del Sino posted:

Is there an archive of the old PSAs that would air during the show? I always loved the one with the teacher taking a class through a museum with things like fish and flowers, and the kids oohing and aahing over them.

"What's a flower?"

My god that one grates on me.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

Grifter posted:

That one is ironed into my memory because I heard it live. The best part of the incident is Drew casually chatting with the cop as he performs the test. They talk about pupil responses and how they can tell that Adam is stoned due to physical symptoms rather than impairment. The whole thing is amazingly blase and it's brilliant.

A request that probably won't be granted: Sean Penn. Adam has mentioned a few times that he sometimes thinks twice before making fun of of people who live in LA because of the Sean Penn incident. Apparently Adam mocked him on-air and before the end of the show Penn was in the studio to call Adam out on it. Does this exist in archive form?

Just to makes sure, you're not thinking of David Arquette are you?

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Bolek
May 1, 2003


Well holy poo poo this is fantastic news. Nice that he managed to throw in a construction metaphor in there. I'll have to tune in to the show more regularly.

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