Pedo? Really? That's more like ephebophilia, which isn't that bad.

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Pedo? Really? That's more like ephebophilia, which isn't that bad.

«‹›28 »

JollyKlansman: Mar 7, 2005; by Fistgrrl

If I'm not mistaken the misuse of the word on SA is more in that it implies attraction because of young (but not prepubescent) age, not in spite of it, so it doesn't mean anyone who got all worked up over Lohan.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:59

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:38

Foggy: May 17, 2004

Crumbunist posted:

Jesus Christ, he is obsessed with LazyTown.

xizer's userpage posted:

The following is a list of articles I have started.

* Animaniacs: Lights, Camera, Action (start)
* ATV: Quad Frenzy (start)
* Barney's Hide and Seek (start)
* Baten Kaitos DS (start)
* Bubble Bobble Revolution (start)
* Calamity Adventure 2: People and Traditions (start)
* Daniel M'Mburugu (start)
* Jump Superstars (start)
* K9.5: The Tail-Wag Tour (start)
* LazyTown DVDs (start)
* List of German LazyTown episodes (start)
* Neighbors from Hell (start)
* NFL Quarterback Club 2002 (start)
* NHL 2K3 (start)
* Pitfall: The Lost Expedition (start)
* The Rub Rabbits! (start)

seriously I think he's actually a child, kids these days are crazy

# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:59

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Holy loving poo poo.

Apparently he runs a LazyTown website too.

http://www.getlazy.net/

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:01

Quixotic: Sep 2, 2004

JollyKlansman posted:

If I'm not mistaken the misuse of the word on SA is more in that it implies attraction because of young (but not prepubescent) age, not in spite of it, so it doesn't mean anyone who got all worked up over Lohan.

Either way it's a word for goons to split hairs with to be contrarian and try to appear edgy and hip in the face of oh-so-obviously horrible ideas because even if they're not total pedophiles they have no grounding in what's socially acceptable and delight in pushing those boundaries as part of their social identity because they basically have nothing else going for them

phew

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:01

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

Oh god, he made this: http://lazyskeet4.ytmnd.com/

And this one (nws): http://stephdump.ytmnd.com/

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:01

Foggy: May 17, 2004

ban him a million times

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:01

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

wow this is turning out to be pretty hosed

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:02

Hardcore Sax: Oct 11, 2004; i am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet i do not accept finity

Crumbunist posted:

Jesus Christ, he is obsessed with LazyTown.

lmao

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:02

Kalista: Oct 18, 2001

AgrippaNothing posted:

having kids where an ampoule of lube around their neck at all times seems like a pretty progressive solution to the traumatic anal tearing problem.

You're back! Hooray! :toot:

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:02

Santiago3.1: Jun 19, 2004; by mons all madden

Crumbunist posted:

Holy loving poo poo.

Apparently he runs a LazyTown website too.

http://www.getlazy.net/

Further and further down the rabbit hole. Jesus Christ.

Foggy, there's no way he's a child, I mean honestly how many 13 year olds do you know running around who know who the Animaniacs are? That poo poo's from the generation of 20-somethings.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:02

Quixotic: Sep 2, 2004

someone should send him that Electric Retard comic so he can jerk off for hours

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:03

Hardcore Sax: Oct 11, 2004; i am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet i do not accept finity

what type of poo poo do they talk about on his lazytown forums

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:03

Foggy: May 17, 2004

Santiago3 posted:

Foggy, there's no way he's a child, I mean honestly how many 13 year olds do you know running around who know who the Animaniacs are? That poo poo's from the generation of 20-somethings.

IT'S A COPING MECHANISM OKAY

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:03

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

Every single YTMND revolves around lazytown and it is creepy as gently caress.

http://ytmnd.com/users/Xizer/

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:03

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

When you open up your own thread with this gem

Xizer posted:

No I'm not a furry either, I'm talking about the gameplay.

people aren't going to be thinking about Starfox. They're going to be thinking about how you're in the loving fur closet.

Trouble Man posted:

oh look another post from atticus telling us how to post in helldump

Shut up.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:04

LS!: Oct 18, 2002; by Fragmaster

gently caress banning him. Find out where he lives and give this evidence to his local police station because sooner or later this pedophile is going to strike.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:05

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

JollyKlansman posted:

If I'm not mistaken the misuse of the word on SA is more in that it implies attraction because of young (but not prepubescent) age, not in spite of it, so it doesn't mean anyone who got all worked up over Lohan.

It's still a fake loving word that pedos use to justify themselves.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:06

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

This is just hosed up.

LazyTown YTMNDs

LazyPics

Numerous pictures of Stephanie's face

GODDAMNED LAZYTOWN FAN ART

Xizer runs this site. He is in charge of this freak show.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:06

Hardcore Sax: Oct 11, 2004; i am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet i do not accept finity

Xizer posted:

Announcing the First Church of Stephanie: In order to join you must acquire all the holy videos of LazyTown, and make a pilgrimage to Iceland.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:07

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

Amazing! He uses anonymous proxies for all his web browsing. And I cannot possibly think of why someone would do such a thing with such a stellar post history.

This is where all that poo poo on the MSN roulette comes from, gentlemen.

And his youtube account says he is 27, so I think we can put the "he might be young" thing to rest.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Xizer

BangersInMyKnickers fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Sep 11, 2007

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:07

Santiago3.1: Jun 19, 2004; by mons all madden

I think it's safe to say we've got ourselves enough evidence here to ban him for being a pedo, right?

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:07

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

GodofLint posted:

And this one (nws): http://stephdump.ytmnd.com/

Why

Why would anyone do this

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:08

DaTroof: Nov 16, 2000; CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

LS! posted:

gently caress banning him. Find out where he lives and give this evidence to his local police station because sooner or later this pedophile is going to strike.

This thread alone points to enough evidence for his town to commission a task force.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:08

TONY DANZAS HO: Aug 27, 2003; retired
and
loving it

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:08

TONY DANZAS HO: Aug 27, 2003; retired
and
loving it

yep that sums it up for me

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:08

Mad Platypus: Mar 1, 2007; IT IS NOT A PSYDUCK IT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

GodofLint posted:

Oh god, he made this: http://lazyskeet4.ytmnd.com/

And this one (nws): http://stephdump.ytmnd.com/

im connecting from a university which i would rather not get expelled from can someone tell me what is going on in these

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:09

Quixotic: Sep 2, 2004

first Yoshi and now this

dear god I hope there isn't any erotic self-insertion fanfiction lurking out there

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:09

LS!: Oct 18, 2002; by Fragmaster

oh my god. I was kind of joking before but I seriously think it's probably not long until this guy rapes a child now.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:09

MatrixSchmatrix: Jul 1, 2006

i honestly think this might be the worst person i've ever seen a thread about

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:10

atticus: Nov 7, 2002; this is how u post~

MatrixSchmatrix posted:

i honestly think this might be the worst person i've ever seen a thread about

yeah em too i thought diesis was pretty bad but this is just amazing

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:11

Hardcore Sax: Oct 11, 2004; i am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet i do not accept finity

XIZER'S FAVORITE ACTORS

Julie Westwood- Lazytown

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:11

Bareback Rodeo: Jan 26, 2006; by Fragmaster

Sexual Lorax posted:

It's still a fake loving word that pedos use to justify themselves.

You can say it's a stupid word they use to justify themselves, but I don't think you can say it's fake.

Dictionary.com linked me to this:

http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Ephebophilia

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:11

Hibi: May 3, 2007; by Lowtax

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Xizer/Spoken_articles

oh jesus the sound of his voice really makes me think he's one more wikipedia article about lazytown away from snapping and raping the little girl next door

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:11

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

MatrixSchmatrix posted:

i honestly think this might be the worst person i've ever seen a thread about

Bullshit, we all saw my tambourine man call-out. Until I see pictures of this guy with crusty semen on his pants and mailing letters soaked in his own blood to other goons or something it cannot reach that level of hosed up.

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:12

dvedheddr_75: Dec 3, 2003

up until i clicked this thread i honestly did not know what lazytown was but, ugh, barfed up my waffles and kicked my computer chair into the wall i cant stand it

going to go watch mean girls dvd extras

hope no goon decides to do the same

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:12

MatrixSchmatrix: Jul 1, 2006

Bareback Rodeo posted:

You can say it's a stupid word they use to justify themselves, but I don't think you can say it's fake.

Dictionary.com linked me to this:

http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Ephebophilia

stop arguing about words for fucks sake we've got an honest to god pedophile on our hands

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:12

secular darwinism: Apr 19, 2003; Is this what you want them teaching your children?

Bareback Rodeo posted:

You can say it's a stupid word they use to justify themselves, but I don't think you can say it's fake.

Dictionary.com linked me to this:

http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Ephebophilia

yeah, but that's citing wikipedia

if you want to coin a new word to justify kid lust, where's the first place you'd go?

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:13

MatrixSchmatrix: Jul 1, 2006

GodofLint posted:

Bullshit, we all saw my tambourine man call-out. Until I see pictures of this guy with crusty semen on his pants and mailing letters soaked in his own blood to other goons or something it cannot reach that level of hosed up.

xjakk style "wooo! i'm crazy!" poo poo isn't half so bad as being humbert humbert without the charm

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:13

Goatstein: Dec 4, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

ok none of reverts to wikipedia articles are very interesting except in and of themselves however they do blow out of the water the hypothesis that he is in fact 13 because i don't know many 13 year-olds with functional knowledge of donkey kong 64, the o.j. simpson trial and the 1992 L.A. Riots

other than that it is a spectacle of gooniness:

jack thomspon
islamic apostasy
weed legalization
digital rights management
xbox
mudkip
mortal kombat
weird al
steve irwin
geforce video cards
rammstein

and about a million goddamn reverts to and mother-henning of lazytown articles

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:14

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:38

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

Mad Platypus posted:

im connecting from a university which i would rather not get expelled from can someone tell me what is going on in these

In the first one, Xizer used Fisher-Price's My First MS Paint Kit to chainsaw out the pink haired kid's head onto the body of some jailbait reading a book under a sprinkler.

In the second, he did the Photoshop equivalent of tearing the same pink haired kid's head out of a magazine and glue-sticking it to some naked fat guy on a toilet outside a trailer or something

GODDAMNIT

# ? Sep 11, 2007 05:14

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Pedo? Really? That's more like ephebophilia, which isn't that bad.

«‹›28 »