Pedo? Really? That's more like ephebophilia, which isn't that bad.

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Boniface: Jul 18, 2005; Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

i'm pretty sure i'm not an ephebophile or a pedophile or whatever

what is it when you want to watch someone else put owls in that chick from Lazytown?

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 04:38

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 07:21

Boniface: Jul 18, 2005; Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

GodofLint posted:

No loving way. From a pyf gif thread

loving lol

i knew when i typed my earlier post that there was a good chance it would be relevant later and, well, here we are

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 04:46

Boniface: Jul 18, 2005; Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

oh god

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 09:00

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Trouble Man posted:

great now i have to delete my cache

thanks boniface for getting me on a fbi watchlist

that's not from his forum

that was posted in byob within the last week iirc

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 09:04

Boniface: Jul 18, 2005; Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

gently caress. YEAH.

REPRESENT.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 09:38

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Vinno posted:

I'm so glad helldump exists tonight

no one has ever written this sentence with BYOB as the proper noun, without being a hurfdurf jackass

if you are that glad, celebrate it by telling every other yobber to never post here again

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 11:19

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kjetting posted:

The best helldump threads are the ones that escalate like this.

i can't tell when threads are good without a narrator

thank you so much!!!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 14:28

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Syrg posted:

Sorry. I suppose that came off more dickish than it should have. Lemme try this again. It's sort of like the Ron Paul thread: you can't fakepost in there, because every drat joke ends up coming true within a day or two.

you better post JUST THE WAY sexual lorax wants. nice apology

don't you loving DARE have a differing opinion

the thread makes the poster, which is why everything about Sexual Lorax is now great

you couldn't possibly have an opinion about his being a tedious poo poo who should be muzzled or anything

i mean, look at the thread! the thread makes HIM better!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 14:55

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i love contributing to this thread!

i hear talking in this thread makes me feel good

except when i "talk too much"!

Sexual Lorax posted:

Shut up.

Sexual Lorax posted:

You have to be loving kidding me.

Sexual Lorax posted:

When you open up your own thread with this gem

people aren't going to be thinking about Starfox. They're going to be thinking about how you're in the loving fur closet.

Shut up.

Sexual Lorax posted:

No. NO.

NOT IN MY STATE

Sexual Lorax posted:

You say that like you've tried

Sexual Lorax posted:

Links. Now.

Sexual Lorax posted:

NO

Sexual Lorax posted:

You're treading a thin loving line.

I just thought I might have an idea that might be worth something!

O, well, don't hit me!

I enjoy honeydews!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 15:08

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Crumbunist posted:

Lego_Robot too. He drew this.

Plus he's also a pedo.

permaban sdalkjflds
permaban lego_robot

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 00:43

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LS! posted:

It's a really old post so maybe it falls under the statute of limitations, but seriously lego_robot is probably due to have his clock cleaned sooner or later.

every year he gets a little older, but his shitposting stays the same

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 03:01

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Goatstein posted:

gently caress willkill's got a ayb account somebody hurry

My jacket pockets are filled with jelly beans... for the ladies.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 03:07

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Sergg posted:

Puppetmaster defense - activated.

that's not what he's doing, and this poo poo isn't funny

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 03:14

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Bizarro Toby posted:

Also Stabler would have punched someone in the face and been told that maybe he needs to take a little time off, go home, get some sleep.

Benson would have committed three felonies while tracking down someone who committed one.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 03:36

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barbecution posted:

Sex makes you a pederast . -phile is the desire.

right again, GBS! :eng101:

pederasty |ˈpedəˌrastē|
noun
sexual activity involving a man and a boy.

pederast |ˈpedəˌrast|
noun
a man who indulges in pederasty.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 03:45

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Bizarro Toby posted:

Oh god, does the pink thing have a dick?

no, no. just correcting the "pedophiles are the people who think about it, pederasts are the people who DO it" idiocy that started getting spread around gbs

despite what gbs would have people believe, pedophiles are people sexually attracted to children, regardless of whether they act on it, period. pederasts are men who like boys. i swear, it's like people are allergic to dictionaries

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 03:52

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Bizarro Toby posted:

I was just trying to be funny with my comment.

Or maybe GBS is sexually transmitted.

there is nothing funny about the dictionary, missy :colbert:

except looking up "pussy" and "rear end"

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 04:01

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Bizarro Toby posted:

We have an elaborate ritual where he relates stories and I call bullshit on him and then search for his AIM name on google and relay all the info I found about him to anyone who will listen and then when he finally breaks down crying I roll my eyes and say "SomethingAWFUL.com" and then we go out for ice cream.

hey, that's a great story and all, but this is exactly what i've been saying is wrong with these boards. hel-lo, it's somethingAWFUL, not somethingSPOUSAL, i don't wanna read this e/n garbage about whatever you guys do in between antiquing or going to Talbots. whatever happened to the macros of sexualized children that kept poo poo edgy in every thread? this place has changed man :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 05:13

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Crumbunist posted:

God bless Google cache.

Also, explain this video you made about people taking shits.

goddamn, crumbinist, you're loving scary

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 07:27

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sdalkjflds posted:

I worked at an Top 40 station, which usually has a demographic for teenagers. I don't get what you're trying to argue here.

this is what i've been saying all along, people. clearchannel is buying up local radio and homogenizing music because they want you to imagine sticking your penis inside pink-haired 8 year olds

OPEN YOUR EYES

# ¿ Sep 12, 2007 20:38

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Portly Prince posted:

i spend every waking moment of my spare time discussing a children's show on a board filled with middle-aged men who want to have sex with the girl who looks likes she's 10 but my interest in the forum is purely because it's a refreshing change from other kid's shows that i watch despite being well past puberty

look, i'm only gonna ask this once, but where is the mouth on Grover?

it's been driving me crazy for years

# ¿ Sep 13, 2007 00:01

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SabinaNin posted:

Hahah wtf kind of secret agent poo poo is this? I wonder if he was wearing a trenchcoat, fedora and fake mustache in the dark while he furtively typed this to you.

- the eagle nests in the coiled serpent
- what?
- admiral ponies sends his regards
- ah, yes. tell the admiralty i have the begonia

# ¿ Sep 13, 2007 00:08

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MatrixSchmatrix posted:

the password is crumbunist

look for the man wearing the gray trilby

# ¿ Sep 13, 2007 00:26

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Sergg posted:

If you drive to the corner of Packard and Washtenaw street, you will see a gas station. Enter the gas station and ask to see "the bathroom". There are further instructions written inside stall #4 (the one on the left wiht poop smudged on the floor). You have 1 hour to comply.

1. Take a wide stance.
2. Nudge the foot in the stall next to you, then tap your foot up and down.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2007 00:41

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Ozma posted:

Well see the thing is that he was already kinda sorta permabanned when he was permaprobationed

for some reason we just keep forgetting to kick him out again

a sincere reminder from concerned citizens

# ¿ Sep 13, 2007 04:34

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 07:21

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coonelatio posted:

ok gl hf with the witchhunts I guess

please be more incomprehensible

# ¿ Sep 13, 2007 07:26

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