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Scumtron fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Sep 21, 2007

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:27

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 22:52

Tom Collins: Aug 25, 2000

NOW WHAT??

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:28

Cosine: Jul 17, 2006; Get on the boat son

What kind of Leatherman is that?

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:29

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Oh was that today?

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:29

completely deck: Jun 6, 2004; by Fragmaster

I hope I wasn't the only one who thought he cut himself out an erection.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:29

King Skinny Pimp: Oct 24, 2004; by T. Finn

May I please have the name and number of your dealer thank you.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:29

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Someone needs to animate that, very cool!

... THIS IS THE DAY -- Your life will surely change.
THIS IS THE DAY -- Your life will surely change.

fondue fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Sep 19, 2007

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:30

Santiago3.1: Jun 19, 2004; by mons all madden

Well okay I'm entertained.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:31

retardedgenius: Sep 27, 2005; a liver, not a fighter

Johnny Walker posted:

Oh was that today?

You forgot? I totally did everything that today entails.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:31

Rkelly: Sep 7, 2003

That penis is deserving of a Trojan Magnum condom. I want to see a foam vagina now.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:31

sreep: Jan 17, 2004; have another drink and drive yourself home

So gently caress, was I supposed to do that too or what?

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:32

Canuckistan: Jan 14, 2004; I'm the greatest thing since World War III.; Soiled Meat

I thought it was yesterday

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:32

StickGuy: Dec 9, 2000; We are on an expedicion. Find the moon is our mission.

Are you sure it wasn't yesterday or tomorrow?

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:32

kobraski: Mar 11, 2007; OOPS I HAVE A SCREWDRIVER IN MY FOOT

i'm scared...

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:32

ArchDemon: Jan 2, 2004; People with emotional and trust issues
really piss me off.

So what, a chest burster?

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:33

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

completely deck posted:

I hope I wasn't the only one who thought he cut himself out an erection.

I expected "R.I.P" but I can't say I wasn't pleasantly surprised by :q:

Suave Fedora fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Sep 19, 2007

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:34

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

I love this thread

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:34

i can still taste him: Feb 16, 2003; Buglord

I thought it was a foam boner, then I thought it would be a tombstone. I like whatever the hell it ended up being.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:37

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

If I may, I must pose this question to the OP: if that "thing" is indeed a foam boner, why does he have two eyes? Hmm?

I rated 5.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:38

This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

I do that every day.

vvvv I dunno; that sky looks pretty cloudy to me vvvv

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:40

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Check the website he looks at. Once you cut out your Chest Person, it's all blue skies and happiness.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:40

Dono: Feb 15, 2007; Freak the Fuck Out!

Scumtron posted:

What the gently caress am I missing here? :dong:

Edit:

Dono fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Sep 19, 2007

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:48

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I hadn't realized it until just now but today is the day. I just wish I had prepared a little better. I guess I'll be late to work.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:48

Kodaxx: Aug 8, 2006; by Fragmaster

Well...what do we do now? Wait?

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:50

MrSquid: Jul 2, 2005; "Rowsdower Mobile awaaaaaay!!!"

Kodaxx posted:

Well...what do we do now? Wait?

It needs time to feed.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:52

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

This is why you should never buy a dollar store real doll.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:52

Captain Hero: Nov 25, 2005; by Eris Is Goddess

At last, a fun GBS thread. Hopefully the poo poo brigade doesn't come out like they have for pretty much everything else recently.

Thank you OP!

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:55

IronBeefcurtain: Dec 13, 2004; Who cried out for BOOMHAMMER?

I hope to Christ something else happens.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:56

Mr. Adenosine: Oct 14, 2004; Mmmmmm....How do you get them so soft? Hehehe!

I am confused.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:57

lilbeefer: Oct 4, 2004

GODDAMN RIGHT TODAY IS THE DAY!

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:57

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Is it... is it going to eat us all?

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:58

obsidian440: Apr 15, 2004; Don't question god's choices.

What does this make yesterday ?

oh god,

what about tomorrow ?!

# ? Sep 19, 2007 15:59

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

obsidian440 posted:

What does this make yesterday ?

oh god,

what about tomorrow ?!

Yesterday was when love was such an easy game to play. Tomorrow I don't know but I'm pretty sure the sun will come out.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 16:02

Aintain: Apr 6, 2007; Shit, really? They don't?! :,(

Well, at least he got to take a dump first, I guess.

I think he has an instant message blinking on his computer screen. A warning .. ?

# ? Sep 19, 2007 16:03

Ghost Cockfighter: Apr 22, 2007

That's an ugly apartment.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 16:08

Aberrix: Aug 24, 2007; "Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither" --Benjamin Franklin

So is this a independent remake of Alien?

I'm so confused!

# ? Sep 19, 2007 16:09

Should be sleeping: Dec 3, 2006; AM I WEARING MY LEATHERS AND A HELMET? NO? I BETTER BE.

I think it's a euphemism.

If we try to cut the essence(foam) that we see as nonsense(ie: The Search for God, Relationships, Family), in an effort to fill that void with things that seem more important(Money, Gold Threads, Success, and Power) ,we will discover that the foam we tried to cut out of ourselves can never be really removed, and in fact, is essential to making us insanely happy.

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Should be sleeping fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Sep 19, 2007

# ? Sep 19, 2007 16:09

Kodaxx: Aug 8, 2006; by Fragmaster

Should be sleeping posted:

I think it's a euphemism.

If we try to cut the essence(foam) that we see as nonsense(ie: The Search for God, Relationships, Family), in an effort to fill that void with things that seem more important(Money, Gold Threads, Success, and Power) ,we will discover that the foam we tried to cut out of ourselves can never be really removed, and in fact, is essential to making us insanely happy.

I think you're wrong

# ? Sep 19, 2007 16:10

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Mr. Adenosine posted:

I am confused.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 16:11

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jet sanchEz: Oct 24, 2001; Lousy Manipulative Dog

I am currently drinking the first coffee of the day out of that very exact same wasabi green IKEA cup. I love this cup, there is a lot of room in it for coffee.

# ? Sep 19, 2007 16:13

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