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HORSE RAPER
Mar 21, 2004

by WorstAyatollahEver
This reminds me of Truly, Madly Viking, a hilariously terrible romance novel that I found in a Zellers for five dollars and bought to torment a friend that was visiting from California. It's unfortunate that I gave it to her; the ridiculous story of it (horny she-whale somehow catapults viking forward in time, viking seduces every woman ever, including the psychiatrist who is trying to cure him of his apparent delusions), combined with the flabbergasting vapidity of every character in it, makes for a wonderful read.

To give you an idea of how ridiculous this book is, the viking guy actually makes a woman orgasm by looking at her.

I need to find another copy of that thing; it would make for a great thread.

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