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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

This is trainwreck awful, what a find. I'm not certain how to feel knowing that bad fiction we expect to find with a ten-second google search existed before the Internet. Makes me wonder how many dirty, horrible, laughable sex stories are lying around dusty second-hand bookstores. Or how many we've lost to the elements - maybe there's a dirty story rolled up in a jar in Pompeii somewhere yet.

Also, I'm adding my vote to the audiobook suggestion.

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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

The office scene ended so abruptly, and on the terrible "fist" description, it had me imagining some sort of oval office-punching finishing move that spilled coffee everywhere. And he "only dictates letters in this manner."

Ugh this thing is vile. Thanks for sharing, may we have some more? :gonk:

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Ugh, I had to carefully skim over chapter seven, but I think that made it worse. It's like a horror film where the lights are flickering and you see some bleeding, maggoty zombie approaching you, but disturbingly closer with each flash. Except this zombie doesn't want your brains, it just wants to smell your rear end. :gonk:

If the torture keeps up this is going to start rivaling "Agony in Pink."