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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

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This idea comes from another forum I belong to, and I thought the creative individuals here could do it even better. The idea is simple. You post three words that make sense as a logical extension of what you have read. The next person then reads your post and adds three more words, etc, etc, etc. The goal is to create a coherent and hopefully entertaining story.


The forum where I got this idea has a story running that has hit 25,000 posts, which translates into a 75,000 word story. It's not as coherent as one might hope, but it is readable.

Here are the rules:

1. Only three words per post.
2. No two posts in a row from one person.
3. Keep it organized. This means use appropriate punctuation, capitalization, etc.


I'll start us off:

Steve awoke suddenly,

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

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someone was standing

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Oct 19, 2002

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consider his options.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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entertaining, yet disturbing

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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as any of

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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were over near

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Oct 19, 2002

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conducted like pagan

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Oct 19, 2002

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rudimentary sixth toes

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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would exceed all

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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his fingers through

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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However, Steve remained

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

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Meanwhile, an ugly

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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are those lazy

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Oct 19, 2002

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to be here?

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Oct 19, 2002

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industrial-grade violence.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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. When suddenly, a

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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straight through his

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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,thin nodules on

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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rather sad that

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Oct 19, 2002

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, which they always

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Oct 19, 2002

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his chest hair

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who sang their

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Oct 19, 2002

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behaviors attributed to

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Oct 19, 2002

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Presented with gratitude

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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decided it was

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Oct 19, 2002

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to move into

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Oct 19, 2002

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"Grease trap?" thought

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Oct 19, 2002

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clear and cold

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Oct 19, 2002

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needed to be

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Oct 19, 2002

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strangely tight" Steve

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Oct 19, 2002

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far more sense

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Oct 19, 2002

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threatened by outrageous

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action, impaling the

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. Then he stood

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, ecstasy and blinding

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Oct 19, 2002

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a steaming heap

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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which only received

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Oct 19, 2002

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to her opponent,

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Kathee Lee Gifford,

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Oct 19, 2002

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"Poor Kathie!" thought

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