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erotetica
Aug 22, 2006

by Eris Is Goddess


Put up a video of you sucking some guy's dick with a note explaining to her that this is how it's done.

She'll probably be so appreciative that she buys your domain name for a million dollars.

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Flynn
Feb 18, 2002

Greetings, program!

AlexBowser posted:

domains like sandwichesforjesusandbob.com sell for like 5,000.
Now I really wish I had something to do with this awesome domain. Maybe I'll buy it and then try to sell it to the OP, who is clearly excited about cybersquatting...

Phatty2x4
Dec 11, 2002
Masseous Gaseous Produceous

AlexBowser posted:

Do you know the proper channels of being an adult webmaster? I figured I'd had a unique opportunity, but I guess i hosed up.


Cheer up AlexBowser, through the use of the wonderous internetz, you can become an Adult Webmaster WHIZ!!!

Step 1) open browser of choice
Step 2) locate search area
Step 3) put in various search phrases
e.g. :
Adult webmaster guide
Adult webmaster resources
Adult industry guide
Step 4) Hit ENTER
Step 5) Look through the billion hits that come up

voilą - you're on your way to $Millions!!

We protect ourselves from lies,
By fanatically holding to our own truths.
But when our truths turn to fanatism,
Our truths become the Lie.

falcon2424
May 2, 2005



Why not just send her webmaster a note basically saying that you made a $300 mistake and would love to turn the domain over to him if he'll cover your purchase price?

Got2BtheCupcake
Nov 3, 2006
Think about it @#$%face, it's a cupcake!

At last, we meet again, AlexBowser. This is my finger, pointing at you in 2002.


The following is a very brief list of people who were cooler than you, and probably still are:

You used to hang out with them at lunch, until they turned on you. Guess they couldn't stand you for some reason.


Memory serves me poorly, but didn't these people ban you? Something involving tentacle porn no doubt.


At one point you were loosely affiliated with these guys. They ALL hated you, especially the teacher. Everyone even slightly associated with them knew to stay away from you, and to keep you away from their stations in the computer lab.

Yes, Riley Mason was quite wonderful back then. I knew her just about as well as anyone else, aside from her close friends. Just know this, AlexBowser, the system of tubes has many connections. Most of them lead to your embarrassment.

Edit: Why haven't you posted a banme already? Guess you aren't cool enough for even that.

Ashe
Mar 5, 2001
I was anal raped by a pack of wild gorillas at OH-GASIM. And I liked it.

Got2BtheCupcake posted:

Stuff
Hahahahhaahhahaha, I loving love it.

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007




I guess we know who the real creep is.

err
Apr 11, 2005

by angerbot


What the hell

brohymn
Jan 1, 2006
this internet is a tricky internet

Show us Riley Mason's picture in the yearbook.

SGT. Squeaks
Jun 18, 2003

Two men enter, one man leaves. That is the way of the hobotorium!

Your school had a japanese animation club? good lord! What has the world become.

Archonic
Oct 11, 2003

bury me with it


SGT. Squeaks posted:

Your school had a japanese animation club? good lord! What has the world become.

This, and "The Magic Club" just blew my loving mind. Awesome, awesome thread. I'm also curious to see Riley Mason's old year book photo for kicks.

Oh, internet!

Petey
Nov 25, 2005

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

this thread just took a turn for the awesome

Got2BtheCupcake
Nov 3, 2006
Think about it @#$%face, it's a cupcake!

Sorry fellas. For what little honor I have remaining, I will not show you her yearbook picture. She actually once knew me, via her brother and mine. Though we weren't very close, I do have respect for her. She was fun to have around. (If she elects to read the thread, I wouldn't mind hearing from her again in as non-creepy a way as possible.)

Prof Eli ASSBLASTER
May 30, 2007

by Fragmaster


brohymn posted:

Show us Riley Mason's picture in the yearbook.

SGT. Squeaks
Jun 18, 2003

Two men enter, one man leaves. That is the way of the hobotorium!

Got2BtheCupcake posted:

Sorry fellas. For what little honor I have remaining, I will not show you her yearbook picture. She actually once knew me, via her brother and mine. Though we weren't very close, I do have respect for her. She was fun to have around. (If she elects to read the thread, I wouldn't mind hearing from her again in as non-creepy a way as possible.)

And the thread just lost some of its awesomeness.

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

Got2BtheCupcake posted:

At last, we meet again, AlexBowser. This is my finger, pointing at you in 2002.


The following is a very brief list of people who were cooler than you, and probably still are:

You used to hang out with them at lunch, until they turned on you. Guess they couldn't stand you for some reason.


Memory serves me poorly, but didn't these people ban you? Something involving tentacle porn no doubt.


At one point you were loosely affiliated with these guys. They ALL hated you, especially the teacher. Everyone even slightly associated with them knew to stay away from you, and to keep you away from their stations in the computer lab.

Yes, Riley Mason was quite wonderful back then. I knew her just about as well as anyone else, aside from her close friends. Just know this, AlexBowser, the system of tubes has many connections. Most of them lead to your embarrassment.

Edit: Why haven't you posted a banme already? Guess you aren't cool enough for even that.
Mother of God.

Autoban, AlexBowser. You're already dead.

dreadnought
Dec 28, 2006

i'll try to remember always just to have a a good time

Welp, I'd say it's about time ol' Alex saddled up'on outta this here thread.
...iff'n he knows what's goodfer'im.

Prof Eli ASSBLASTER
May 30, 2007

by Fragmaster




seriously what is this

Got2BtheCupcake
Nov 3, 2006
Think about it @#$%face, it's a cupcake!

A 30s gangster

\/\/\/\/\/ Who, me? Because you'd be quite wrong.

Got2BtheCupcake fucked around with this message at Oct 11, 2007 around 06:13

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

Sometimes the best way to reach your destination is to not tell anyone where you're going. #teamscooterbuddies


Wait, I don't have archives, but wasn't this guy who's posting these pictures working in league with the OP to start up some lovely porn site / give people porn to vote him onto the Real World?

I mean, this seems like some horrible stunt to get attention for their soon to be pathetic porn site - or am I being too cynical?


Regardless, I enjoy the yearbook pictures

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...


paulie walnuts posted:



seriously what is this

Where 80s punk sensibilities meets the end of the world.

Edit: ALIENS T-SHIRT.

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

Bag of Sun Chips
Jun 7, 2003


Got2BtheCupcake posted:

Sorry fellas. For what little honor I have remaining, I will not show you her yearbook picture. She actually once knew me, via her brother and mine. Though we weren't very close, I do have respect for her. She was fun to have around. (If she elects to read the thread, I wouldn't mind hearing from her again in as non-creepy a way as possible.)

She's a porn star for God's sakes. She has sex on camera for money.

I remember a previous post in GBS involving Riley where she didn't like people bringing up the fact that she did porn around her. I mean honestly, what the hell? If I can type your name in Google and a ton of nude pictures come up of you I think someone bringing it up should be the least of your worries.

The Diddler
Jun 22, 2006



Got2BtheCupcake posted:


You used to hang out with them at lunch, until they turned on you. Guess they couldn't stand you for some reason.

The OP wasn't cool enough to hang with ? Your entire life has been a failure thus far.

Got2BtheCupcake
Nov 3, 2006
Think about it @#$%face, it's a cupcake!

Corbet posted:

She's a porn star for God's sakes. She has sex on camera for money.

I remember a previous post in GBS involving Riley where she didn't like people bringing up the fact that she did porn around her. I mean honestly, what the hell? If I can type your name in Google and a ton of nude pictures come up of you I think someone bringing it up should be the least of your worries.

Do you know anyone who's been in porn? How about a stripper, or a prostitute? Until you do, I will not provide a picture of her. Especially since I'm certain it would be pasted onto nudes, etc. of her, and likely entered into the thread shortly thereafter. That, sir, is hosed up IMO.

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004



Got2BtheCupcake posted:

Do you know anyone who's been in porn? How about a stripper, or a prostitute? Until you do, I will not provide a picture of her. Especially since I'm certain it would be pasted onto nudes, etc. of her, and likely entered into the thread shortly thereafter. That, sir, is hosed up IMO.

Why would people paste a picture of her own face on her own body? That's a lot of work for nothing.

Petey
Nov 25, 2005

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

yo alexbowser how does it feel to know that more people are willing to defend the dignity and honor and privacy of a porn star than your own?

Petey fucked around with this message at Oct 11, 2007 around 06:46

TheFritoB
Jul 9, 2001

Mene mehnemene menemee

who's got an archives account? Find the thread where a goon posts about finding his classmate on pissmops.com Riley made an account and everything, we should ask her what she thinks.

Petey
Nov 25, 2005

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

TheFritoB posted:

who's got an archives account? Find the thread where a goon posts about finding his classmate on pissmops.com Riley made an account and everything, we should ask her what she thinks.

that was a different girl i checked

are you confusing riley mason with annie cruz?

because annie cruz is the only one who registered an account as far as i know

TheFritoB
Jul 9, 2001

Mene mehnemene menemee

Nope, pissmops was riley mason. It was at least a couple years ago I believe. I remember the vid he linked too, she was sitting in a white tub and the guy, well you can guess what he was doin.

TheFritoB fucked around with this message at Oct 11, 2007 around 06:49

StabMastaArson
Apr 20, 2004

No High Fives.

Thanks for making this thread so much better Got2BtheCupcake.

Petey
Nov 25, 2005

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

TheFritoB posted:

Nope, pissmops was riley mason. It was at least a couple years ago I believe. I remember the vid he linked too, she was sitting in a white tub and the guy, well you can guess what he was doin.

here is the thread but according to it it was actually veronica jett, and the picture posted looks nothing like riley mason. i'm not much of a pissmops person though so what do i know.

StabMastaArson posted:

Thanks for making this thread so much better Got2BtheCupcake.

yeah same

TheFritoB
Jul 9, 2001

Mene mehnemene menemee

poo poo, i don't have archives. And I was positive it was her. drat. I guess I was wrong if the name is different.

Got2BtheCupcake
Nov 3, 2006
Think about it @#$%face, it's a cupcake!

Yearbook update:
After scanning every page of 2002 yearbook, I only found the above photo for AlexBowser. Morals aside, there was a fuckup in the printing. Riley Mason didn't even appear, aside from the letters of her real name. I will not post her real name either, nor will I search other yearbooks for such a purpose. Sorry, but it's just not going to happen.

I also know others who have "dated" AlexBowser. They all wound up regretting it. Some are more attractive than you would expect. However, they all denied any sexual activity with AlexBowser.

I could only hope that the others who remember AlexBowser have stories and pictures to add to the thread.

\/\/\/\/\/\/ Yeah, it is. I tend to show up when the saga becomes grand in scale. To put us all in our place.

Got2BtheCupcake fucked around with this message at Oct 11, 2007 around 07:16

DiscoKid
May 25, 2004

by Fistgrrl


So, in the end, no matter how you slice it, it's high school drama but several years removed from high school?

You people are pathetic.

Keanu Grieves
Dec 30, 2002

TEAM DYLAN


AlexBowser posted:

fan-loving-tastic actually. i'm really depressed these days and this whole thing is so entertaining - it's great!
Maybe your student film should be about a correlation between depression, porn and playing Two Degrees of Riley Mason.

Mookie
Mar 22, 2005

I have to return some videotapes.

TheFritoB posted:

poo poo, i don't have archives. And I was positive it was her. drat. I guess I was wrong if the name is different.

That is the usual conclusion one would draw.

Also, I'm just going to have to second Petey here:

Petey posted:

yo alexbowser how does it feel to know that more people are willing to defend the dignity and honor and privacy of a porn star than your own?

AlexBowser, get loving banned.

ruth323
Jan 22, 2005

"Still peddling the same old drivel"

I sold a domain on Sedo for $200. I had bought this domain (an .info domain, for crying out loud) on a total whim. I made up the name (a combination of letters and numbers). Turns out it means something, though something rather obscure. I never intended to sell it; it was just a throwaway domain that I hadn't figured out what to do with yet--then Sedo contacted me and said they had a buyer.

The people who bought it have some sort of business site up there. Why they needed that particular name, I don't know, but it was worth $200 to them.

Put the domain up for sale on Sedo and be done with it.

Straker
Nov 10, 2005

professional sex-haver


sell it to raven riley, they are both rapidly approaching worn-out comedumpsterdom but raven is still much hotter and could perhaps use it to further distance herself from riley mason

Felony
Jul 14, 2006

All we do is win... half of the time

AlexBowser posted:

Do you know the proper channels of being an adult webmaster? I figured I'd had a unique opportunity, but I guess i hosed up.

So, put it back up for tdnam auction, or contact the management company?

irc.damaged.net #webmasters see ya there.

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Eris Is Goddess
Nov 18, 2000
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW.
MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW ASSHOLE.


kwohlge posted:

I mean, this seems like some horrible stunt to get attention for their soon to be pathetic porn site - or am I being too cynical?
Probbly, this is too goddamned lame to be "viral".

Corbet posted:

She's a porn star for God's sakes. She has sex on camera for money.

I remember a previous post in GBS involving Riley where she didn't like people bringing up the fact that she did porn around her. I mean honestly, what the hell? If I can type your name in Google and a ton of nude pictures come up of you I think someone bringing it up should be the least of your worries.
I'm sure the first thing she wants people to think of when they meet her is "I'VE SEEN YOUR VAGINA".

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