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[19:49]  : RUUUSSSSSSSSSS[19:49]  : YES! HI THER! BABY HOBO![19:50] : russ how did you get the comedy goldmine position[19:50] : I PMED LOWTEXT EVERY DAY[19:50] : AND I SAID "LOWTEXT GIVE ME A JOB"[19:50] : AND ONE DAY HE DID[19:50] : i PMed lowtax about it and he never even replied[19:51] : should i PM lowtax[19:51] : and tell him to give me a job[19:51] : like you did[19:51] : YOU SHOULD DO IT AND WRITE A FUNNY SAMPLE ARTICLE FOR HIM TO READ[19:51] : I WROTE A FUNNY REVIEW OF THE MOVIE SPACE JAM[19:52] : OH[19:52] : HOLD ON I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I WROTE TO HIM OK[19:53] : Dear MR. RICHARD "LOWTAX" KYAKA,Good day or evening to you, SIR! My name is Spencer, also known on the "Something Awful" forums as BABY HOBO. Whilst perusingsaid FORUMS (as I often like to do while waiting for my macaroni and cheese to finish cooling off -- You see, I have a condition where Icannot eat hot macaroni and cheese -- I inherited it from mygrandmother), I happened upon a "thread" that informed me that you, MR.RICARD "LOWTAX" KYANKA, are looking for a new writer for the "ComedyGoldmine" feature on your website "Something Awful.com!" I wish to apply for this position, MR. RICHARD "LOWAX" KYANKA. I am afine writer who has been a consistent source of humor for over THREEMONTHS now. I have written a variety of articles, such as: "How to Toilet Train your Parakeet" - Proud Parakeet Magazine, June 2006 "The Lava Lamp: Friend to Hippies or Tool for Communism?" - Political Stoner Monthly, February 2004 "Where You Left Your Keys" - Where Did I Leave My Keys Weekly, January 2005 (EMMY AWARD WINNING ARTICLE) I trust that you will find me to be a worthy candidate for thisposition. I am a hard worker, made strong by the many years I worked inthe coal mines of Southern Michigan. I will stand by your side,cackling maniacally as we, together, rule the forbidden and unchartedterrain that is "The Internet." Thank you for your time, MR. RONALD "LOWTAX" MCYANKA, I eagerly await your reply. Love, Spencer [19:53] : i don't know why the formatting is hosed up it is not like that in the PM[19:54] : THIS MADE ME GIGGLE!!! TWICE!!! MAYBE HE WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOON! GOOD LUCK!![19:54] : HE DID NOT[19:54] : I SEND THAT ON THE 24TH OF FEBRUARY[19:55] : THERE IS STILL TIME[19:56] : NO THERE IS NOT YOU ALREADY GOT THE POSITION[19:56] : SIR[19:56] : and you are better than i could ever be
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Oct 18, 2007 17:21
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[22:34]  : Wanna have sex?[22:34]  : Not in a million years. [22:35]  : Drats! Not again!!!!!
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Oct 18, 2007 17:28
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Oct 18, 2007 17:32
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 (8:54:32 PM): how often can you get high without becoming a stoner (8:54:41 PM): twice a week tops (8:54:46 PM): doesn't matter how much you smoke (8:54:51 PM): but two days and that's it (8:54:54 PM): more than that and you're a stoner (8:55:09 PM): no but i mean when do you start talking like one
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Oct 18, 2007 17:36
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 (12:42:51 AM): funny, how greeks think they invented everything, you guys have your asses far up your rear end its not even funny (12:43:07 AM): alright america is ichiban no. 1 huge big cock (12:43:11 AM): can I go gas threads now plz (12:43:20 AM): u guys invented homosexuality (12:43:27 AM): thats about it (12:43:23 AM): uh huh (12:43:25 AM): that's right (12:43:26 AM): ciao (12:44:06 AM): grown man will anal rape little boys intohomosexuality, u guys are sick (12:44:11 AM): can you go the gently caress away please (12:44:28 AM): u got it (12:44:33 AM): i win (1:09:24 AM): i h8 black ppl (1:10:45): That's Racist!
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Oct 18, 2007 17:41
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(9:17:07 PM): i'm making an inverted waterfall (9:17:34 PM): explain!? (9:18:02 PM): huffing out smoke slowly so it flowsup@yer face smoothly like a waterfall (9:18:11 PM): as opposed to steamboat like bursts (9:18:49 PM): aye but then you have to re-inhale it simultaneously through you're nostrils (9:19:17 PM): oui... je sais (9:19:24 PM): im halfway through now (9:19:27 PM): good boy (9:20:22 PM): current thoughts: w00t, i wanna live in a big shoe with windows and a door, pigs own
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Oct 18, 2007 17:51
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Oct 18, 2007 17:58
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Johnny Drama posted:
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Oct 18, 2007 18:05
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Oct 18, 2007 18:22
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they dont have 2 be yours goober |
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Oct 18, 2007 18:26
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 (01:11:23) u guys ruined my thread
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Oct 18, 2007 19:07
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if i had a nickel for every time i've said that |
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Oct 18, 2007 20:24
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cat scratch achiever posted:jd bump the chatlog thread mayeng |
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Oct 18, 2007 21:15
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 : hav youy ever heard of somethingawful.com? : no what is it: a comedy website: it's rpetty funny: hang on i'm goonna go check it out: k: you are so loving gay
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Oct 18, 2007 21:29
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also if you'll notice planimal dog is looking at his own myspace photo :3 |
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Oct 18, 2007 21:30
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Oct 18, 2007 21:35
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dog emoticons -   
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Oct 18, 2007 22:54
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Racist Cat trolls Dogaroo: (6:54:14 PM): hey who is this? (6:55:54 PM): whos this (6:57:15 PM): o brittanie....ur my friend on myspace (6:57:30 PM): oh hey! (6:57:54 PM): whats up (6:58:06 PM): please comment my pics...ill brb signed off at 6:58:28 PM. ...
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Oct 18, 2007 23:19
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hey night crew read this thread i made today |
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Oct 19, 2007 02:11
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baby hobo dog rules |
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Oct 19, 2007 14:54
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if i did i'd just be reusing the same dogs there is not a dearth of pictures of web-surfing pooches out there |
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