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[07:22] moviefone: hey lowtax [07:47] SAAssLowtax: yes [07:47] moviefone: Are you married? [07:48] SAAssLowtax: Currently yes [07:48] moviefone: Do you plan on marrying sometime in the future? [07:48] SAAssLowtax: hell no [07:49] moviefone: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR FUTURE NON-WIFE AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA [07:49] moviefone: added to pranklog.txt [07:49] SAAssLowtax: who is this [07:49] moviefone: finally [07:49] moviefone: revenge is mine [07:50] SAAssLowtax: bullshit |
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[07:54] moviefone: hey sister sigh whats happening [07:54] sister sigh: nothin whats up with you [07:55] moviefone: Are you married? [07:56] sister sigh: yes i am married to you or have you already forgotten [07:56] moviefone: are you planning on staying married to me for the immediate future? [07:59] sister sigh: what are you asking me here abraham... [07:59] moviefone: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR CURRENT HUSBAND AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA [07:59] moviefone: added to pranklog.txt [07:59] sister sigh: how was it [07:59] sister sigh: zippylines.doc [08:00] moviefone: i am not appending anything from zippylines.doc into pranklog.txt the ownage is incompatible [08:00] moviefone: it was lackluster at best though [08:00] moviefone: he's not a giver |
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Oct 23, 2007 16:01
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[08:02] moviefone: hey rorschach whats up [08:02] rawrshaq: my blood pressure [08:02] rawrshaq: and intolerance [08:02] moviefone: do you wanna get married some day [08:02] rawrshaq: yeah that would be nice [08:03] moviefone: yeah well guess what [08:03] rawrshaq: am i gonan get married someday did you talk to my mom [08:03] rawrshaq: she says im gonna [08:03] moviefone: NO [08:03] moviefone: TIMES TICKING [08:03] moviefone: GUESS FAST HOTSHOT [08:03] rawrshaq: g-grandma rory [08:04] moviefone: I HAD SEX AND YOU'RE AS GAY AS HELL RORY loving OWNED [08:04] moviefone: added to pranklog.txt [08:04] rawrshaq: i hope you realize how manyt feelings youre going to hurt |
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Oct 23, 2007 16:05
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[08:10] moviefone: hey shigella [08:10] moviefone: do you want 2 CDs [08:11] shigella ella ella aye: um [08:11] shigella ella ella aye: why [08:11] moviefone: 2 SEE DEEZ CRYSTAL BALLS INTO THE FUTURE WHERE I AM HAVING SEX WITH YOUR FUTURE WIFE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [08:11] moviefone: added to pranklog.txt [08:11] shigella ella ella aye: k cool [08:12] moviefone: supreme ownage [08:12] moviefone: also god isn't real Downtown Abey fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Oct 23, 2007 |
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Oct 23, 2007 16:13
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[08:16] moviefone: hey gobbles [08:16] turkpamey: hey [08:17] moviefone: what do you see yourself doing in the future [08:17] turkpamey: either law or writing [08:17] moviefone: what about marriage [08:17] turkpamey: im down with amrriage [08:17] turkpamey: why [08:18] moviefone: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA [08:18] moviefone: added to pranklog.txt [08:18] turkpamey: well that's good news [08:18] moviefone: yeah we finally legalized it [08:18] moviefone: weed too [08:18] turkpamey: 
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Oct 23, 2007 16:20
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[08:16] moviefone: hey mommy how's the class today [08:19] abraham's mom: hello my baby  [08:19] abraham's mom: they are good! they are just about to finish silent reading [08:19] moviefone: mom i wanted to talk to you about marriage [08:20] abraham's mom: um [08:20] abraham's mom: okay caylen is there something you need to tell me [08:20] moviefone: yes mom [08:20] moviefone: there is [08:21] moviefone: mom are you sitting down [08:21] abraham's mom: caylen what is going on [08:21] moviefone: mom [08:23] moviefone: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR FUTURE WIFE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA [08:23] moviefone: added to pranklog.txt [08:24] abraham's mom: you are so weird [08:25] moviefone: no but seriously i think i found the perfect girl [08:25] abraham's mom: REALLY [08:27] moviefone: no AHAHAHAHHAAH [08:27] moviefone: also added to pranklog.txt |
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Oct 23, 2007 16:30
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note: please do not aim my mom she's busy teaching right now |
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Oct 23, 2007 16:31
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ok i have to do some stuff at work BUT WHEN I RETURN there will be more blood on the streets |
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Oct 23, 2007 16:35
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[09:24] moviefone: hey docevil [09:24] docevil: yo abe [09:25] moviefone: q: what's big, bold, a woman and having sex with me in the future [09:25] docevil: oprah [09:26] moviefone: a: your future wife as in I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR FUTURE BBW WIFE AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA [09:26] moviefone: added to pranklog.txt [09:26] docevil: what the................. [09:26] moviefone: i hope you like small businesses [09:27] moviefone: because you just got family owned and operated |
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Oct 23, 2007 17:28
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NMR posted:docevil kind of got you before you got him tho [09:28] docevil: iron shirt [09:28] docevil: iron iron IIIIRON [09:29] moviefone: i am ir-on shirt they took my picture and now i'm hurt is he, live or dead gigantic cheeks are full of lead [09:29] docevil: your wit is as sharp as the wrinkles on your silk shirt |
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Oct 23, 2007 17:30
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[09:39] moviefone: axemaniac [09:39] AxeManiacFYAD: Howdy [09:39] moviefone: got a very important personal question for you [09:39] moviefone: you might even blush [09:39] AxeManiacFYAD: I like balls [09:39] AxeManiacFYAD: BALLS OF STEEL [09:39] moviefone: perfect [09:39] moviefone: IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [09:39] moviefone: axemaniac are you married [09:39] AxeManiacFYAD: Naw [09:40] moviefone: are you going to get married soon? [09:40] AxeManiacFYAD: That's for sukkas [09:40] moviefone: Do you plan on marrying some time in the future? [09:40] AxeManiacFYAD: I doubt it [09:40] moviefone: well [09:40] moviefone: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR FUTURE DUKE NUKEM GAME THAT'S NEVER COMING OUT AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA [09:40] moviefone: added to pranklog.txt [09:40] AxeManiacFYAD: See, I sorta stepped all over that one [09:41] moviefone: BALLS OF STEEL |
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Oct 23, 2007 17:42
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[09:53] moviefone: livestock are you there [09:53] *** Auto-response from Livestock: mighty eagle soaring god bless america [09:55] moviefone: livestock if you want me to have sex with your future wife OR husband OR future release of duke nukem forever which will never come out, type "mighty eagle soaring god bless america" [09:55] *** Auto-response from Livestock: mighty eagle soaring god bless america [09:56] moviefone: AHAHAHAHA owned, owned so hard added to pranklog.txt [09:56] moviefone: technology has betrayed you |
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Oct 23, 2007 17:57
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Downtown Abey fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Oct 23, 2007 |
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Oct 23, 2007 18:27
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i don't think i have many pranks left in me... or do i |
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Oct 23, 2007 18:34
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[17:34] moviefone: classielassie [17:34] moviefone: women are so hella dumb [17:34] classiest lassiest: haha [17:34] classiest lassiest: why now [17:34] moviefone: i can't even begin to explain why [17:34] classiest lassiest: i AINT [17:34] moviefone: well let me put it like this [17:34] moviefone: are you married? [17:35] classiest lassiest: no lol [17:35] moviefone: and you like have zero plans to right now right [17:35] classiest lassiest: kind of? [17:35] classiest lassiest: one sec... [17:35] moviefone: fair enough [17:35] moviefone: and you live in south cal right now yes? [17:37] classiest lassiest: yeah LA [17:37] moviefone: well guess what [17:37] classiest lassiest: one sec this loon is calling me [17:37] moviefone: ok ill hold [17:37] classiest lassiest: ok back [17:37] moviefone: awesome [17:37] moviefone: anyways [17:37] moviefone: well guess what [17:38] classiest lassiest: what do you mean i have zero plans [17:38] classiest lassiest: because i have a lot of plans [17:38] moviefone: I HAD SEX WITH ALL OF YOUR FUTURE PLANS EXCEPT THE ONES WHERE YOU ARE PLANNING TO LIVE IN LA BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE BURNED TO THE GROUND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [17:38] moviefone: added to pranklog.txt [17:38] classiest lassiest: hahahaha [17:39] classiest lassiest: dang [17:39] classiest lassiest: owned again [17:39] moviefone: this is like the time i tricked you into posting your boobs in fyad except its much realer than that [17:40] classiest lassiest: hahaha [17:40] classiest lassiest: but remember that wasnt by irl boobs [17:40] classiest lassiest: so [17:40] moviefone: pranklog.txt cares not for facts [17:40] classiest lassiest: haha [17:41] classiest lassiest: i guess its proven now [17:41] classiest lassiest: girls are no good with technology |
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Oct 24, 2007 01:42
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for the record i spent 20 minutes trying to find an online marriage counselor but theres no one up at this hour |
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Oct 24, 2007 02:33
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Oct 24, 2007 04:30
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DannoMack posted:Then that begs the question... who was the first prankee to be pranked by the first pranker? the only way to win a prank arms race is to prank first and prank so hard they cannot prank back |
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Oct 24, 2007 16:11
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cat scratch achiever posted:abe I tried contacting you on aim and by pm your inbox is full DO SOMETHING what do you want WHAT all avenues of communication to abe are now accessible |
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Oct 24, 2007 16:14
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cat scratch achiever posted:should I goldmine this yet? idk if you want goldmines don't mean much i just like posting for the sake of posting |
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Oct 24, 2007 16:17
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cat scratch achiever posted:are you gonna do any more pranks or not sheesh that all depends btw are you married |
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Oct 24, 2007 16:20
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Vincent Valentine posted:Abraham are you george chimples someone asked me that I don't know what to tell him tell him you had sex with his future wife |
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cat scratch achiever posted:im gay goldmine |
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