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Space Kimchi: Jan 07, 2007; by Peatpot

mallard fillmore is a cartoon about a conservative duck.

if you want to know more you can read about it on wikipedia or read all the words here:

_{king features syndicate which is probably owned by jews what with it being a media company posted:

Mallard Fillmore first hatched from the pen of Bruce Tinsley at The Daily Progress in Charlottesville, Va. Today, the celebrated comic strip about Tinsley's conservative reporter-duck fills the bill in nearly 400 newspapers nationwide.

Distributed by King Features Syndicate since 1994, readers of newspapers across the country enjoy the duck's right-wing viewpoint.

Tinsley created Mallard for what he saw as the conservative underdog. The strip is for "the average person out there: the forgotten American taxpayer who's sick of the liberal media and cultural establishments that act like he or she doesn't exist," he says.

"Mallard" almost did not see the light of day. When asked to come up with a mascot for The Daily Progress entertainment section, artist Tinsley showed editors three ideas: a blue hippopotamus; a big nose in tuxedo and cane; and a duck.

Tinsley says the hippo went unused for fear of offending overweight people, and the nose was axed because it would "offend people of Jewish and Mediterranean descent, not to mention Arabs and anyone else with a big nose." Tinsley says he thought his editors were kidding, but they were not.

Once Mallard Fillmore was off and running, his editors requested Tinsley tone down its conservative bias. When he refused, he was fired.

The strip caught the attention of The Washington Times, which used Tinsley's wise-quacking journalist in the commentary section before moving the strip to the comics pages. The rest, as they say, is history.}

anyway blah blah you can find the latest strips at Jewish World Review

also it is important to do like almost an entire week on 90's fashion fads in mallard fillmoresville

but more often than not mallard fillmore is about not having a real punchline

# ? Oct 24, 2007 22:51

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# ? Feb 09, 2010 16:18

Uncle Wemus: Mar 04, 2004; want age 25-70 guy to come over and jo in my model train room.

the conservative underdog he says

# ? Oct 24, 2007 22:54

STOP MAKING SENSE: Mar 31, 2003; This ain't no foolin' around.

Uncle Wemus posted:

the conservative underdog he says

conservative underduck

# ? Oct 24, 2007 22:57

Toad on a Hat: May 27, 2004; Whatever you do, don't blink.

i support bruce tinsley's right to commit suicide and will gladly encourage it

not because it's conservative, but for the sake of actually re-injecting comedy into the comics section

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:04

Space Kimchi: Jan 07, 2007; by Peatpot

no punchline never forget

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:04

Uncle Wemus: Mar 04, 2004; want age 25-70 guy to come over and jo in my model train room.

Space Kimchi posted:

no punchline never forget

its the most unintentionally funny comic since boston and shawn

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:05

STOP MAKING SENSE: Mar 31, 2003; This ain't no foolin' around.

Toad on a Hat posted:

i support bruce tinsley's right to commit suicide and will gladly encourage it

not because it's conservative, but for the sake of actually re-injecting comedy into the comics section

Yeah we can replace his strip with a bonus Family Circus extra!

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:07

Toad on a Hat: May 27, 2004; Whatever you do, don't blink.

Angst posted:

Yeah we can replace his strip with a bonus Family Circus extra!

at least family circus has a punchline, as retarded as it may be

mallard fillmore is nothing more than LIBERALS liberals LIberals LiberALs LIEBeRALZ

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:08

Cotton B. Gross: Jun 21, 2006; by Fragmaster

This strip would suck even if I agreed with it. I tried imagining all the jokes being aimed at conservative targets and it wasn't any funnier.

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:09

squishborka: Jun 14, 2001

Mallard Fillmore makes more sense than most of you jerks, so I don't know what your problem is. Feh, Liberals.

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:09

Hog Wallop: Feb 28, 2006; ~*FaRtZ*~

I pretty much live my entire life and make all my purchases based on Mallard. Thank you so much for getting the ball rolling on what will surely be a worthy shrine the "common sense genius" Mallard Fillmore.

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:10

STOP MAKING SENSE: Mar 31, 2003; This ain't no foolin' around.

Toad on a Hat posted:

at least family circus has a punchline, as retarded as it may be

mallard fillmore is nothing more than LIBERALS liberals LIberals LiberALs LIEBeRALZ

Mallard Fillmore makes me think the liberals control everything and that we are winning. The poor Republicans only have their president and one comic strip to defend them against the islamofaggojewishniggocratic onslaught.

I kinda like it.

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:12

Hog Wallop: Feb 28, 2006; ~*FaRtZ*~

Sorry to post again so soon but I just wanted to take the time to let you all know that I've voted this thread a "5" and submitted it to Digg as well as the Conservapedia. I hope all can do the same and spread the good word, heck, the BEST word!

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:14

Space Kimchi: Jan 07, 2007; by Peatpot

oh hey I just realized you can fudge the date on the seattle post-intellilgence url and get strips back as far as 2004

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/m...p?date=20040911

just change the date in the URL there and get topical political humor from as far back as 3 years ago!

that's a pretty smug eagle right there, he knows what's up with how much more awesome the us is compared to everyone else

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:20

Perry Mason Jar: Feb 23, 2006

Space Kimchi posted:

I can relate to Mallard on this one: who doesn't hate free speech?

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:26

CommunistMojo: Dec 03, 2005

Amputatoes posted:

I can relate to Mallard on this one: who doesn't hate free speech?

Ya see whats wrong with free speech is that foreigner's use it!

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:30

Toad on a Hat: May 27, 2004; Whatever you do, don't blink.

Space Kimchi posted:

oh hey I just realized you can fudge the date on the seattle post-intellilgence url and get strips back as far as 2004

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/m...p?date=20040911

just change the date in the URL there and get topical political humor from as far back as 3 years ago!

that's a pretty smug eagle right there, he knows what's up with how much more awesome the us is compared to everyone else

except that phrase was coined by thomas jefferson in the 1700's

but hey, jefferson was a LIBERAL

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:31

Bill O'Riley is GENIUS: Oct 20, 2007; biftek

this is my favorite comic strip right next to cathy and garfield. thanks, im gay, peace

# ? Oct 24, 2007 23:36

The Gash: May 10, 2005; not a self-contained globule

more like millard fallmore

# ? Oct 25, 2007 01:00

Abortion is Murder: Apr 04, 2005; ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably

now to be fair and balanced you need to make a megathread of those cartoons by that lesbian deviantartist who cant draw or make jokes either

i forget what its called

# ? Oct 25, 2007 01:28

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Bi Till I Die posted:

now to be fair and balanced you need to make a megathread of those cartoons by that lesbian deviantartist who cant draw or make jokes either

i forget what its called

Minimum Security.

While we're at it, do one for Ted Rall as well, he's responsible for helping her gain fame in the alternative cartoon scene.

# ? Oct 25, 2007 01:32

Abortion is Murder: Apr 04, 2005; ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably

Crumbunist posted:

Minimum Security.

While we're at it, do one for Ted Rall as well, he's responsible for helping her gain fame in the alternative cartoon scene.

if someone actually helped that unfunny bitch gain any attention the only thing that person needs is a bullet between
the eyes

there needs to be a thread on latuff since hes by far the wackiest of the far left internet cartoonists

# ? Oct 25, 2007 01:37

Bill O'Riley is GENIUS: Oct 20, 2007; biftek

Bi Till I Die posted:

if someone actually helped that unfunny bitch gain any attention the only thing that person needs is a bullet between
the eyes

there needs to be a thread on latuff since hes by far the wackiest of the far left internet cartoonists

what are you talking about this is comedy gold right here

# ? Oct 25, 2007 01:44

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Bi Till I Die posted:

if someone actually helped that unfunny bitch gain any attention the only thing that person needs is a bullet between
the eyes

there needs to be a thread on latuff since hes by far the wackiest of the far left internet cartoonists

The local alternative newspaper started running Ted Rall, who replaced the barely tolerable This Modern World.

# ? Oct 25, 2007 01:47

Hyosho: May 09, 2006; It is not by refusing to lie that we will abolish lies: it is by eradicating class by any means necessary.

Crumbunist posted:

The local alternative newspaper started running Ted Rall, who replaced the barely tolerable This Modern World.

When will people learn to just run Get Your War On and nothing else?

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:01

Space Kimchi: Jan 07, 2007; by Peatpot

Bi Till I Die posted:

now to be fair and balanced you need to make a megathread of those cartoons by that lesbian deviantartist who cant draw or make jokes either

i forget what its called

well the for better or for worse thread in gbs isnt entirely about for better or for worse and i had that in mind when making this thread so feel free to post whatever wacky political cartoons you want

for example this one is from my local rag and i don't get it

i've even met the guy that makes these he is a pretty big lolbertarian

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:02

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Space Kimchi posted:

oh hey I just realized you can fudge the date on the seattle post-intellilgence url and get strips back as far as 2004

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/m...p?date=20040911

just change the date in the URL there and get topical political humor from as far back as 3 years ago!

that's a pretty smug eagle right there, he knows what's up with how much more awesome the us is compared to everyone else

The best part is, the "vigilance" to which Jefferson referred was in guarding against domestic tyranny through the erosion of rights, not foreign 'invasion.'

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:04

Prince of Dicks: Sep 09, 2003

Hyosho posted:

When will people learn to just run Get Your War On and nothing else?

Get Your War On rules

I don't know who made this but it's good

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:06

Space Kimchi: Jan 07, 2007; by Peatpot

oh poo poo this one is even better it's some kind of godwin clause invoking thing

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:06

Toad on a Hat: May 27, 2004; Whatever you do, don't blink.

Space Kimchi posted:

oh poo poo this one is even better it's some kind of godwin clause invoking thing

that's not godwin you retard

do you even know what godwin's law is?

that's just saying that hillary and obama are communists

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:09

Space Kimchi: Jan 07, 2007; by Peatpot

Toad on a Hat posted:

that's not godwin you retard

do you even know what godwin's law is?

that's just saying that hillary and obama are communists

yes, godwin's law is invoking hitler/the nazis in an argument, making you lose

instead of hitler this is castro and the level of discourse in this comic is akin to someone invoking godwin's law on themself, ergo my statement

qed

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:11

squishborka: Jun 14, 2001

Pussy Barn posted:

Get Your War On rules

I don't know who made this but it's good

It was made by Tim Kreider for http://www.thepaincomics.com

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:12

Hagetaka: Jul 21, 2004; BLACK IS BACK

http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20061219.html

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:21

Space Kimchi: Jan 07, 2007; by Peatpot

Hagetaka posted:

http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20061219.html

for gods' sakes the transload feature of waffleimages is the easiest loving thing in the world to use

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:23

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

Bi Till I Die posted:

if someone actually helped that unfunny bitch gain any attention the only thing that person needs is a bullet between
the eyes

Ted Rall should have been put down years ago.

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:28

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

fritz posted:

Ted Rall should have been put down years ago.

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:31

Fire: Aug 26, 2002

I've been looking through the arcives of minimum security and I like it.

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:47

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Fire posted:

I've been looking through the arcives of minimum security and I like it.

loving figures.

# ? Oct 25, 2007 02:48

UnclePlasticBitch: Feb 16, 2004; There are a million reasons to ruin things.

when i saw that one about ahmadinejad, i immediately thought that tinsley's one to criticize anti-semites when he drew that loving caricature of jon stewart with a hooked nose

# ? Oct 25, 2007 03:48

Celestatiune: Dec 31, 2002; Stranger Things

Crumbunist posted:

Jesus Christ. Half of those don't even make any loving sense relative to anything. The Condi one is just awful and racist and the Rush one is just wishing surprise sex on him for some apparent unconnected slight.

This one is great too. I guess I can see some of the "dumb soldier" ones (I've met a few, though it's really in poor taste) but calling them suicide bombers? Really? You're going to go with that? gently caress you.

# ? Oct 25, 2007 04:07

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