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NESguerilla
Jun 5, 2005

Clunk Clunk Clunk clunk


Man, nothing get me stoked like Jesus. Whenever I'm feeling down in the dumps i just bust out a picture of the big guy and I'm feeling like a million bux again. I thought I would share a few of my favorites with you and you can share yours too!

This one is probably my all time favorite. i like to think about it whenever I'm sinning because he's got this look on his face like "What chu doin man? You aint supposed to be doin that boo."



I know when you see this you are going to be like, "why is JC taking that guys herion? What a jerk." Thats what I thought too at first, but if you look closer you'll notice that the guy looks like a total deadbeat and he probably just owes Jesus money. He was probably just taking the heroin as payment because the guy didn't have enough cash.Thats pretty selfless. (edit: he has nunchucks on his door though so he can't be all bad.)



I have this one on a t-shirt I wear to the Gym. my lats don't look that good yet but if I pray enough and take some steroids i could look like the Power Team this time next year.



This one is great. Its a poster I have on the wall in my room. I like to act like im in a band with him when I am rocking out to Petra and DC talk.



I don't really remember Jesus looking like this but he ripped those demons heads off so i assume it has to be him. I'm not going to try and argue with GIS.



Anyhow, I guess that about does it for now. What are your favorite pictures of everyones favorite jew?

NESguerilla fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2007 around 01:20

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Stuntcock
Oct 15, 2000

Annoyed, but NOT DEAD


NESguerilla posted:


I want a motherfucking poster of this, for above my bed.

async1ronous
May 23, 2003

I flopped the nuts straight

It's my buddy. Buddy christ.

async1ronous fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2007 around 01:20

AntiSemite Sam
Sep 10, 2007

by Fragmaster


Xile
Nov 25, 2005

On the Seventh Day he made the Whopper.

I know whenever I'm doing heroin I love to have my brothers skull on a stool next to me. And I always keep the nunchucks on the door handle in case those crazy kids come back and smear jelly all over my wall again.

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Found right here on the forums, no idea where it originally came from:

napster of meat
Nov 12, 2000



Frakes.

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pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Xile posted:

I know whenever I'm doing heroin I love to have my brothers skull on a stool next to me. And I always keep the nunchucks on the door handle in case those crazy kids come back and smear jelly all over my wall again.

Oh, but do you have your revolver atop some playing cards? Don't lie, now. Jesus will know.

NESguerilla
Jun 5, 2005

Clunk Clunk Clunk clunk


Dave Syndrome posted:

Found right here on the forums, no idea where it originally came from:



See now thats what i'm fuckin talking about right there!

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006

have you got any milk chocolate people? about three inches high?

whenever I feel I'm about to sin I think of this picture and it makes sure I don't sin.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

You wildly underestimated my liver's ability to metabolize toxins.



This is my favorite. I mean look, he's clearly about to kick some MJ-12 rear end.

Edit: wait I think I did this wrong

Wiseblood
Dec 31, 2000

Bullets still kill motherfuckers, right? Don't get much simpler than that.





EDIT: HAHA, gently caress.

Wiseblood fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2007 around 01:25

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!



What. I mean, he's probably Jesus of Kobol.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

runny nose



Edit: I cant remember where I found this

almightyerin fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2007 around 01:25

Clamwacker
Feb 12, 2007

It is now time to rock out with your cock out. BEGIN!

Here's one I found from the forums too:



Not quite as inspiring, but hey.

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

Large goon

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005




Former N*SYNC Member - JC Chasez.

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006





This is from a church in England (I think).

There's a hippie theory that the plants below Jesus are, from left to right, syrian rue, opium poppy, a mushroom in the genus psilocybe , and amanita muscaria.

Then the green vine underneath it is .

I haven't heard any other theories for what the things below him are, so this stuck.

fanaglethebagle
Sep 5, 2007

by angerbot


tallkidwithglasses posted:

whenever I feel I'm about to sin I think of this picture and it makes sure I don't sin.



poo poo, giant scissors are heading towards Earth at an alarming velocity! Save us celestial Jesus!

brock!
May 6, 2007


I think Jesus looks a little too happy about that loving root canal.

ass of the ages
Sep 5, 2007

by Fragmaster




God Bless America!

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


Dave Syndrome posted:

Found right here on the forums, no idea where it originally came from:



There's the comedy central logo in the corner.

brokenremote
Nov 24, 2005

Just gotta keep mellow. That's what being Ben Murphy's all about. And I'm Ben Murphy.



By Your Powers Combined...

The symbolism in this one baffles me, though. Who are those men playing dice at the base of the Captain Planet Jesus cross? Is that Cheney?

perianwyr
Sep 20, 2004

space moo

http://thepaincomics.com/weekly050504.htm

ITS A BOMB JC A BOMB

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perianwyr fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2007 around 01:31

Knackered
Jul 29, 2006

Trapped in the Something Awful avatar factory, send help!


Celluloid
Jan 28, 2006
mad scientist

JC? Heroin? There's only one...

And he was a carpenter too!

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

runny nose

brock! posted:

I think Jesus looks a little too happy about that loving root canal.



It looks like he's cheering the dentist on..."I know this guys mouth is foul...only a little more and you are done...you can do it!!"

Edit: Also I'm now trying to picture the state of mind the guy who drew this was in when he was inspired.

almightyerin fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2007 around 01:37

Hungry Hippo
May 5, 2006

You expect me to eat this?

Aerial Strike Jesus.

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

almightyerin posted:



Edit: I cant remember where I found this

My memory says rotten.com.

Another one I found here a while ago:

Zerlina5000
Aug 17, 2007


No where to run to baby. Jesus will find you.


Neurozys
Apr 15, 2004



perianwyr
Sep 20, 2004

space moo

Celluloid posted:

JC? Heroin? There's only one...

you reminded me... the funeral of mr. jesus christ allin

I don't know about you but I always get loving stoked when I think about GG Allin

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perianwyr fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2007 around 01:43

Happy Go Lumpy
Sep 17, 2007

Yes, very wondering.


Core tactic posted:

There's the comedy central logo in the corner.

that's an ebay auction pic watermark...

Overpriced Balloons
Dec 21, 2005

They're like 50 goddamn dollars and frankly they creep me the fuck out.

Neurozys posted:



Jesus H. Christ! That was a wonderful thread.

Ulthar
Aug 14, 2007

My parents are deeaaaaaaad!!!


Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.



Jesus teaches us to say "gently caress it" and do what we want.

Manos del Sino
Apr 12, 2004

Original Pony


While the photo of Christ itself is not very compelling, the movie most certainly is.

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pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

el Gran Poco posted:

that's an ebay auction pic watermark...

and it looks startlingly like the old "Worth 1000" logo, too.

Happy Go Lumpy
Sep 17, 2007

Yes, very wondering.


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Jun 30, 2004



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