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FormalComplaint: Oh, bama...

now i'm having second thoughts on dick butt

tattoos are hard work

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:02

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:51

Strawberry Jam

violetdragon posted:

it's a building with airplane parts being lassoed by a traffic cone

you're weird as hell

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:06

Georgie Fruit: by Worst Admin Ever

Dick butt is awesome you should def. etch it into your body

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:10

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Chief Smackabitch posted:

now i'm having second thoughts on dick butt

tattoos are hard work

seriously a salvador dali tatt would be awesome

just save up a bit longer or something, there is no point getting a tattoo that is less that perfect just cos it is all you can afford at the time, you want something that no one else has!

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:13

Georgie Fruit: by Worst Admin Ever

coolest tatt I've ever seen is this chick who got a custom David Barnes drawing on her arm

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:13

Engine Fortegue: strap me down they must sedate me
poke me prod me irritate me

Chewbecca posted:

seriously a salvador dali tatt would be awesome

just save up a bit longer or something, there is no point getting a tattoo that is less that perfect just cos it is all you can afford at the time, you want something that no one else has!

like dickbutt!

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:13

Georgie Fruit: by Worst Admin Ever

Yeah def. If I ever got one, I'd go to a hella nice place and spend a lot a lot of time & money getting a great artist and design etc

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:15

FormalComplaint: Oh, bama...

Chewbecca posted:

seriously a salvador dali tatt would be awesome

just save up a bit longer or something, there is no point getting a tattoo that is less that perfect just cos it is all you can afford at the time, you want something that no one else has!

Engine Fortegue posted:

like dickbutt!

THIS IS THE CONFLICT WITHIN MY SOUL

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:15

Zip

Georgie Fruit posted:

coolest tatt I've ever seen is this chick who got a custom David Barnes drawing on her arm

honestly big tatts on women really turn me on... tatts and piercings are fuggin hot

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:15

Engine Fortegue: strap me down they must sedate me
poke me prod me irritate me

Zip posted:

honestly big tatts on women really turn me on... tatts and piercings are fuggin hot

the girl i'm seeing got snakebites over the weekend so now we match :3:

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:16

I said come in!

Georgie Fruit posted:

coolest tatt I've ever seen is this chick who got a custom David Barnes drawing on her arm

thats a little to much for me but I do think it looks hot anyways

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:19

The March Hare: _{Je r�ve d'un}
Wayne's World 3

i know a kid who has

"make good choices" tattooed in between his scapulae

its p funny

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:19

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

think of an artist. or a style of art you really like. research it on the internet, post thrad about it, read up at the library.

find a picture you like by that artist or in that style, think of a themse you like (are you a chill guy? get a chill picture, are you a car guy? get somehting to do with cars).

THEN think, would I still like this in the long term? get a picture that is aesthetically pleasing enough that it will stand the test of time.

make sure its unique!

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:19

I said come in!

Chewbecca posted:

think of an artist. or a style of art you really like. research it on the internet, post thrad about it, read up at the library.

find a picture you like by that artist or in that style, think of a themse you like (are you a chill guy? get a chill picture, are you a car guy? get somehting to do with cars).

THEN think, would I still like this in the long term? get a picture that is aesthetically pleasing enough that it will stand the test of time.

make sure its unique!

if only everyone who got a tatt followed this advice

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:20

Strawberry Jam

im gonna get the picnic scene tattooed on me

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:22

subtweeters

good luck getting jobs, loosers :duckhuntdoglaughing:

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:24

Pig_Placenta: Bah.BahBah.

Strawberry Jam posted:

when i first got it:

that looks pretty neat. what is happening in it?

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:24

FormalComplaint: Oh, bama...

Calvin Coolidge posted:

good luck getting jobs, loosers :duckhuntdoglaughing:

it's gonna be on my ankle where it's hidden at work, nublet

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:25

Strawberry Jam

Calvin Coolidge posted:

good luck getting jobs, loosers :duckhuntdoglaughing:

chest/calf

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:26

Engine Fortegue: strap me down they must sedate me
poke me prod me irritate me

Pig_Placenta posted:

that looks pretty neat. what is happening in it?

it's a hot air balloon with an anchor instead of a basket

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:26

Pig_Placenta: Bah.BahBah.

Engine Fortegue posted:

it's a hot air balloon with an anchor instead of a basket

well yeah. i was wondering what it was about though

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:27

Zip

Engine Fortegue posted:

the girl i'm seeing got snakebites over the weekend so now we match

That's fuckin hot bro. There's clearly not enough tatted girls out there. I respect anyone who increases their population

Calvin Coolidge posted:

good luck getting jobs, loosers :duckhuntdoglaughing:

You can keep your job flipping burgers. I don't want to roll up my sleeves and heave meat patties anyways

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:30

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Chief Smackabitch posted:

it's gonna be on my ankle where it's hidden at work, nublet

serisouly what I wrote is totally true to please read it and consider it ok??

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:31

Zip

Engine Fortegue posted:

it's a hot air balloon with an anchor instead of a basket

ok.. i thought i was tripping and it was some ancient symbol I didn't recognize.

Didn't wanna say "NICE ANCHOR BALLOON" and have have to read "It's the celtic symbol of Higher Learning, rear end in a top hat!"

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:31

FormalComplaint: Oh, bama...

Chewbecca posted:

serisouly what I wrote is totally true to please read it and consider it ok??

I will. I am thinking a lot of people have a dali clock, you know? but I will browse sa art history dot zip for inspiration

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:32

Zip

Chief Smackabitch posted:

zip for inspiration

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:32

Strawberry Jam

Zip posted:

ok.. i thought i was tripping and it was some ancient symbol I didn't recognize.

Didn't wanna say "NICE ANCHOR BALLOON" and have have to read "It's the celtic symbol of Higher Learning, rear end in a top hat!"

you and vd are weird

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:42

Zip

Strawberry Jam posted:

you and vd are weird

you loving love us and you know it, so strap in because we're going for ice cream whether you like it or not

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:43

FormalComplaint: Oh, bama...

zip, inspire me

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:46

Zip

Chief Smackabitch posted:

zip, inspire me

I was reading a celebrity gossip magazine today and it talked about how Britney Spears went out and partied at like 10 places then stayed up all night before her kids were dropped off so that she could have supervised time with them and she can't figure out why she no longer has custody.

It made me wonder, do I need to pick up more beer?

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:52

FormalComplaint: Oh, bama...

you can't have too much beer

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:56

Zip

Chief Smackabitch posted:

you can't have too much beer

you've leveled up my friend

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:57

Strawberry Jam

get t taco bell logo

# ? Nov 9, 2007 05:58

A Curvy Goonette: "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.