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P-niiice: May 21, 2001; I have you now.

MrMartyn posted:

Asshat?

buttsock.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:07

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:54

MC Fruit Stripe: Nov 26, 2002; around and around we go

Oh no, I've found the next victim.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=camwithher

Visit youtube while you can, people. They're going to be forced offline by this.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:07

blacquethoven: Nov 29, 2003

I must not be as good at google as the op because I can't find any evidence of their previous successful prosecutions.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:09

spotswood: Feb 25, 2006; gary

nasboat posted:

Seriously, go read all of Lowtax's correspondance with anyone who has tried to sue SomethingAwful and treat them exactly like that.

This is the best idea.

where can i find these?

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:10

Rubymaan: Jul 25, 2005; Dear Bionic Rex, I am going to eat you alive, love K Dub

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Oh no, I've found the next victim.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=camwithher

Visit youtube while you can, people. They're going to be forced offline by this.

I just clicked on the link and now I'm going to jail. Why oh why didn't I listen??

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:10

extra innings lovin: Jan 2, 2005; by angerbotSD

Ask Abbie what her cam address is.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:11

DooDooBrown: Dec 3, 2005

Ask her the name of her lawyer.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:11

MC Fruit Stripe: Nov 26, 2002; around and around we go

spotswood posted:

where can i find these?

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/legal-threats/index.php

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:12

D14BL0: Dec 6, 2006; WE STAND AT THE DOOR

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Oh no, I've found the next victim.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=camwithher

Visit youtube while you can, people. They're going to be forced offline by this.

Shut those asshats down! :argh:

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:12

Gianttoe: Feb 23, 2007

Post her e-mail address on 4chan and tell them its you and you want horse porn.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:13

Patience: Jul 1, 2006; Success on someone else's terms don't mean a fucking thing.

Johnny Walker posted:

If you haven't gotten any legal documents ignore them.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:13

Bantaras: Nov 26, 2005; judge not, lest ye be judged.

You know, anyone that subscribes to that site is handing over
not only their credit card number but a bunch of personal
information in the hands of an idiot psycho retard.

I'll jus keep getting my porn from links posted in SA I guess.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:14

Etoniichuan: Oct 27, 2005

Counter her offer with a trade. Send her a topless video of yourself. Bonus points if you have moobs.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:15

fletcher: Jun 27, 2003; ken park is my favorite movie; Cybernetic Crumb

Are you sure this isn't somebody you know that is just loving with you?

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:17

Jamesy: Aug 6, 2004; Two are better than one; For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up. Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone?

Email her back with something like: "I've put together a list of other sites that are stealing your content. I hope this will keep you from suing me!"

Then link her to a picture of your cock.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:17

spanky69: Nov 5, 2004; I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba; Fun Shoe

It is probably Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC sending those emails, you asshat :laffo:

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:17

Mirage: Oct 27, 2000; All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

... do people outside of SA really say "asshat"? Really?

Anyway, it sounds like she wants access to some monolithic Underground Network of Internet Thieves or something. She just wants to grab the UNIT and squeeze, maybe pump the UNIT for information. In the end she'll toy with the UNIT, teasingly, playfully even, eventally wringing it dry, until it's reduced to a limp shadow of its former self.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:17

thanatogenos: Jun 7, 2006; They say dear Francis Hinsley, they say that you were hun. With red protruding eyeballs and black protruding tongue.

I personally think you should give them information about your traders, Matt. Even the ones in the Degoba sub-systems. You know those smuggled minerals are precious to the empire, don't you, Matt.

Asshat.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:17

Kaptain K: Nov 2, 2007; I must admit, I am fond of you humans.

May you enjoy serendipity,

And may the Age of Fire perpetuate.

You really don't have a thing to worry about unless you're actually served. If that happens then all I have to say is OH SNAP, YOU GOT SERVED

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:18

Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

My response:

Aegri Somnia posted:

I have spoken with my legal representative who has informed me of a few items.

Under North Carolina law, "Any person who verbally or by a written or
printed communication, maliciously threatens to commit an act with the
intent to extort money or any pecuniary advantage, or with the intent
to compel any person to do or refrain from doing any act against his
will, is guilty of a Class H felony" and this is prosecutable. This is
also suable under the cyberstalking statute signed into law which
states "engaging in a course of conduct to communicate, or to cause to
be communicated, words, images, or language by or through the use of
electronic mail or electronic communication, directed at a specific
person, causing substantial emotional distress to that person and
serving no legitimate purpose." Considering you have caused me
significant emotional distress and I have cried my attorney has said
that I can file for a lawsuit of no less than $1,000,000 YEN.

Please give me the name of your legal attorney in this matter so my
attorney can speak with him thank you.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:19

MC Fruit Stripe: Nov 26, 2002; around and around we go

^^^ Any communication from yourself that doesn't include the word "tig ole bitties" is not getting so much as a chortle out of me, bub.

Mirage posted:

... do people outside of SA really say "asshat"? Really?

Do WE say it? I thought asshat died years ago.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:20

D14BL0: Dec 6, 2006; WE STAND AT THE DOOR

Aegri Somnia posted:

My response:

Good job.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:21

Tank_Sledgehammer: Jul 23, 2007; Able to withstand the impact of a level-10 rock-throw!

nasboat posted:

Seriously, go read all of Lowtax's correspondance with anyone who has tried to sue SomethingAwful and treat them exactly like that.

This is the best idea.

I'm going to second this. Then post in here and keep us informed of the situation. If you like, maybe some enterprising wordsmith of a goon can create an entertaining correspondence with this individual.
(Make sure you tell this person you know ALL ABOUT their job at an INTERNET PORN company)

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:23

All Pig Be Slay: Mar 26, 2002; Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

Honestly, asshat?

Tell us the truth now, did you pee your pants a little when she said your real name?

Jamesy posted:

Email her back with something like: "I've put together a list of other sites that are stealing your content. I hope this will keep you from suing me!"

Then link her to a picture of your cock.

Golden.

All Pig Be Slay fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Nov 21, 2007

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:25

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Start calling her 'Peaches', keep the legacy alive!

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:30

Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

All Pig Be Slay posted:

Honestly, asshat?

Tell us the truth now, did you pee your pants a little when she said your real name?

Actually yes. Even now there's a small part of me that's concerned about this.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:31

D14BL0: Dec 6, 2006; WE STAND AT THE DOOR

Aegri Somnia posted:

Actually yes. Even now there's a small part of me that's concerned about this.

Don't be. They probably just Googled whatever username you used wherever you posted the links, and found your name through that. Internet detective work isn't difficult.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:32

Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

Camwithher posted:

http://www.cochranfirm.com/ My father is a senior partner in the firm
So please, talk away.

You really should study up on law. We plan on taking legal action and
as a means to do so, we are legally allowed to do whatever it takes to
obtain your information, your workplace information and more

As I said, our communication will now cease and we are turning this
matter over to our attorneys. We will no longer respond to you and
now that you know who our attorneys are, you can communicate to them.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:34

cuppycup: Feb 16, 2004; Sent from the future to win the Big XII.

You are communicating with Johnnie Cochran's daughter!

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:36

thanatogenos: Jun 7, 2006; They say dear Francis Hinsley, they say that you were hun. With red protruding eyeballs and black protruding tongue.

Aegri Somnia posted:

Tell her Johnny Cochran is dead. And an asshat.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:38

1965917: Oct 4, 2005

Aegri Somnia posted:

Its all hot air, you've done nothing illegal and even if you had done they've got no hard evidence, tell them to blow it out their arse.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:38

Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

http://www.cochranfirm.com/criminal_new/white_collar/computer.html

Hmm, interesting.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:38

CgiBinLaden: Mar 11, 2001

Aegri Somnia posted:

Cheesy rear end lawyers.

There's your ticket. Call and retain them immediately.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:38

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

"Daddy, sue this guy for stealing my porn!"

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:38

SURPRISE WITNESS: May 14, 2004; I am pretty sure this is how it is supposed to go.

cuppycup posted:

You are communicating with Johnnie Cochran's daughter!

Oh gently caress dude. You are so dead! You might as well give up now, because Zombie Johnny Cochran is going to rise from the grave and rape your soul because you are posting internet links from his little girl's porn site!

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:38

TheBuilder: Jul 11, 2001

Oh you're hosed now. Prepare for the legal storm that is the franchised ambulance chaser attack.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:38

Aegri Somnia: Sep 19, 2006; by Fragmaster

Anything I can nail her on to expose her bullshit?

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:40

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

If the filez don't fit, you must acquit.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:41

cuppycup: Feb 16, 2004; Sent from the future to win the Big XII.

Aegri Somnia posted:

Anything I can nail her on to expose her bullshit?

I suggest making fun of her for telling her father she operates a porn site. Also, call the number on the website and record your conversation.

"Hi, I am being sued by your client camwithher.com for posting links to websites that allegedly use their content. I was called an asshat, so I know it's serious. The representative for camwithher.com has a father who is senior partner in your firm. How can we resolve this titty-site controversy?"

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:43

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BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

Aegri Somnia posted:

Anything I can nail her on to expose her bullshit?

If you are distributing illegal content, then tell her to prove that you own rapid share or whatever site that was because links aren't intellectual property.

# ? Nov 21, 2007 17:44

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