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Alf - Der Film
Oct 24, 2006

This is going to turn out like that scene in 40 Year Old Virgin.

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Alf - Der Film
Oct 24, 2006

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

WAIT! Before you go to the hospital/dynamite it/put acid on it, draw a new mouth and goatee on it for him, and post pictures for maximum GBS Comedy mileage!

also add shoe on head to this ^^^

Alf - Der Film
Oct 24, 2006

Starz posted:

If you can pull the plaster slightly away from the face, try forcing some Nair or equivalent inside. It will eat away the hair and you can keep doing it until it is off.

If you don't have any Nair handy, fresh urine should have a similar effect.

Alf - Der Film
Oct 24, 2006

or take him to a really dry environment like the mojave desert and maybe it will just crack off...

E: Try club soda or a can of coke (supposed to eat anything away, both)

Alf - Der Film fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Nov 29, 2007

Alf - Der Film
Oct 24, 2006

suggesting hospital just cause you seem like such amateurs... this man still has a closed mouth? wtf? hospital time! You don't want to kill your friend do you?