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ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-


Anyone have the Laura's Diary pdf?

(the good ol days of GBS where something like that wasn't ruined by page 2 )

Edit: nm google brought me to this thread...for shame.

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Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained


sm8000 posted:

There was a thread a few months ago, wherein a goon admitted to not washing his hands after #2. He felt he was building up his body's immune system by not doing so. I'm in a related argument and I'd really like to find this thread.

Perchance you mean Fremry's posts in this thread? (of all places)

Alexandria Dupree: High class whore, or common Girls Gone Wild skank?

edit: the whole hygiene thing starts taking off on page five, though it's less "I don't wash after a poo" and more "we think our private bits are nastier than they really are." I'll keep looking in case this wasn't the argument you were thinking of.

Drimble Wedge fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2008 around 01:52

Wilford Cutlery
Mar 19, 2005

Stick a fork in me, I need to check my blood sugar.


Drimble Wedge posted:

Perchance you mean Fremry's posts in this thread? (of all places)

Alexandria Dupree: High class whore, or common Girls Gone Wild skank?

edit: the whole hygiene thing starts taking off on page five, though it's less "I don't wash after a poo" and more "we think our private bits are nastier than they really are." I'll keep looking in case this wasn't the argument you were thinking of.

Thanks. A couple of gems in there to add to my side of the argument, but I do specifically remember someone claiming to not wash after crapping, citing belief that low exposure would help strengthen their immune system. Wish I could remember anything else about the thread.

renzor
Jul 28, 2004

...I still get the ham, right? Good.


I'd kill several men to find a thread from last Fall sometime inwhich a goon decided to post a bunch of wedding pics of him and his new wife. After about half a page of well wishers, someone throws in a "You're both loving ugly. Good luck with this thread" and all hell broke loose. 5 or 6 pages deep theres a photoshop of the bride as an orc and the groom as a gnome.

If anyone can lead me to this I'll forever be in their debt.

Qu Appelle
Nov 3, 2005

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

King of the Cows posted:

Was it in the Pacific Northwest, perhaps Seattle area?

The guy who organized it was Toothy, but I can't seem to find the thread.

It was a Washington State-wide treasurehunt. We ended up finding the treasure in Seattle, and someone has the megabox o' goodies.

However, AFAIK, we couldn't agree on a date to get together for a party, and then it sort of fizzled out. But I went along on a couple of the clue hunts.

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Does anyone have a link to the animation of a Briton and Frenchman fighting one another in steam powered mechs? It was posted within the last year and I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Gutter Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

by angerbotSD


Office Commando posted:

Does anyone have a link to the animation of a Briton and Frenchman fighting one another in steam powered mechs? It was posted within the last year and I can't seem to find it anywhere.

A Gentleman's Duel

Edit: changed link to the official website. It's also on yourube

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

Renee!!!!!!!!

The Enforcer posted:

Does anyone have the mp3's that were made about dogstar and his/her/it's crazy posting

memorable quote "I sure hope the baby doesn't inherit the craazzzyy bitch genes.."

I thought it was called teardrop or something?

You're thinking of Joydrop and dropsofjoy.mp3 . The last link I have for it is http://dump.cupofdirt.net/files/dropsofjoy.mp3 but that doesn't seem to work any more.

BIG HENRY
Apr 15, 2003


I'm trying to find a video from a while back. I believe it was goon created and it was about two guys that were banging two chick that was progressively getting rougher and more ridiculous (ie hitting to stabbing to cross-bowing). I tried Googling but most searches for "rough sex video" don't seem to come up with what I'm looking for. Thanks.

I am blue
Nov 23, 2003
what's ruel mean?

A couple years ago there was a thread about a guy who shot the husband of a good friend of his because he was beating her. She ended up being in a coma. If I recall correctly, he drove up to their house in a jeep and took the gun out of the glove compartment. He also wrote something about dancing with her at the wedding.

I always wondered what happened to that poster and his friend.

The Pirate Captain
Jun 6, 2006

Avast ye lubbers, lest ye be scuppered!

BIG HENRY posted:

I'm trying to find a video from a while back. I believe it was goon created and it was about two guys that were banging two chick that was progressively getting rougher and more ridiculous (ie hitting to stabbing to cross-bowing). I tried Googling but most searches for "rough sex video" don't seem to come up with what I'm looking for. Thanks.

Here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY4z7EwEr4U

Check out "Billy's Guitar Lesson" by the same people, it's even better.

BIG HENRY
Apr 15, 2003


The Pirate Captain posted:

Here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY4z7EwEr4U

Check out "Billy's Guitar Lesson" by the same people, it's even better.

Awesome, thanks! Yeah I tried to find that one too but searching Youtube for "Guitar Lesson" came up with way too much junk too. Thanks again!

Tuesday Morning
Apr 20, 2004

Staring directly into the collective Goatse.cx of the Internetís soul.

Meraki posted:

I can't seem to anymore find in GBS the thread where some British people got a bill at a restaurant with the menu item "Suck My Dick gently caress Face" or similar added to it.

I recall it turned into a thread of restaurant stories.

Man. I lost all my subscribed threads for all of December 07. I think it must have been in there because I remember subscribing to that. It was hilarious.

Tabachinova posted:

Someone remebers the thread that started with the Op sticking gay porn on a friend car giving his father a heart attack, and the degenerated in a thread about crumpets and other english breakfasts?

Dang it, this one too! It made me go out and buy crumpets.

Why did all my bookmarks disappear? :\ Meh.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007



Anyone have the three panel cartoon'ish image of a girl saying "STENDEC"? It was creepy as poo poo and I can't seem to find it.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK


I found the "porn on car" thread, but it was midget porn, then gay porn.

Archives link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2715407

I haven't found the SUCK MY DICK gently caress FACE thread yet, but I'm working on it.

Edit: Didn't someone ask for the "Did you hide your boner" thread a while back? Here it is. (Also archives.)

m2pt5 fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2008 around 07:21

OliverObtuse
Nov 30, 2005

ROCKET FUEL MALT LIQUOR, DAMN!

I ask this every now and then in these threads, and no one has found it yet.

It's an MSPaint thread that involved breaking the law I think. Like MSPaint you doing something wrong or something against the law. Anyway the thread evolved into everyone adding onto one persons paint of a guy walking on the grass where there is a sign that says "Don't walk on the grass." Eventually bears show up, cops, all kinds of poo poo. It was so hilarious that I could hardly breathe. Does anyone remember this thread at all?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001


There was a thread a while ago (maybe last summer?) about website that claimed a high school physics student wrote a paper that completely rejected quantum mechanics and instead used magnetic rings to explain everything. I don't have search and I can't find it on google. Anyone remember the website?

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

A while back their was a thread about this guy who's father had a motion sensing camera in the woods for photographing deer. People were making all sorts of pictures of monsters and aliens that would be inserted into the camera to freak the dad out. Does anyone know if the prank ever went through, what picture the op picked and what the reaction was?

jsr v2.0
Jun 26, 2004
japanese seisure robots

I'm looking for that one thread posted a month or two ago where some guy keeps posting about HIS ASIAN GIRLFRIEND, followed by everyone else calling her fat. Anyone remember that thread?

The Infinite Postma
Aug 30, 2005
like a lottery winner on acid

sm8000 posted:

Also, did someone in here already link to the thread where every reply was a picture of a guy who'd just puked on a couch?

Here ya go buddy

less than three
Aug 9, 2007

Fire Sights and LED Lights

ESC 2010 Never Forget

m2pt5 posted:

I haven't found the SUCK MY DICK gently caress FACE thread yet, but I'm working on it.
Thanks. Glad to know it wasn't forgotten.

Wilford Cutlery
Mar 19, 2005

Stick a fork in me, I need to check my blood sugar.


The Infinite Postma posted:

Here ya go buddy

Thanks, that will pass the time at work tomorrow nicely!

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


it was a long time ago, but some geology grad student apparently had the chance to name a handful of new minerals or some poo poo. The thread went on for a few pages until someone said "name them amirite and ursorite" and then it was like 40 pages of "LOL CUT HERE, THREAD OVER."

I'd like a link to that thread just to verify that it actually happened and I'm not just making poo poo up.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters

Qu Appelle posted:

It was a Washington State-wide treasurehunt. We ended up finding the treasure in Seattle, and someone has the megabox o' goodies.

Cheers for the help both, I'll send Toothy a pm and see what he has to say about helping my sorry but out. In the mean time if anyone finds a link that would be awesome.

DaveSpillings
Jul 31, 2007

"I'll just get a glass of orange juice." "no no no NO NO!!!"

These were both popular threads when I started lurking full time so they were pretty easy to find.

Admant posted:

I'm looking for a picture with several panels where the Impact font is wrecking poo poo. I believe it came from a thread in which you drew what different fonts would look like. Does anyone still have this saved?


MS Paint fonts if they were people

gross posted:

What happened with that thread where the OP's wife was faking cancer?

I think my wife lied to me about having cancer (the goon was PhoenixSeraph)

Ridonkulous
Jan 11, 2006

I gotta take a leak. When I get back, we're doing body shots.


I would like to find a link to the "Weird Bathroom Hobits (Habits) thread" no one ever seems to remember what im talking about

E: MSpaint thread about crazy bathroom stuff

Ridonkulous fucked around with this message at Apr 14, 2008 around 18:12

MajorPain
Apr 17, 2007


If someone would be so kind as to post a link to the video of unfortunate goon Kirby drinking an entire Jones Holiday Soda pack, I would be most appreciative. My friend is unaware of Jones' horrible concoctions and I must show him just how terrible they are.

this fish flies
Dec 21, 2007

Don't Give Up The Ship

I've been looking for the thread about the guy who found that another trucker has kiddy porn on his computer and was sharing it over the hotel network. It wasn't too long ago, but I cannot even remember the name of the thread.

SoundMakesSense
May 8, 2006

It's the only way out.

Does anybody know where I can find the Music Lounge Shootout threads?

squid jerky
Dec 25, 2005

Despite being the life of the party, the drunken rat finds immense difficulty in balancing on a stick.

Anyone know what ever happened to goon Holis, or Holisman? Dude with the hosed teeth from stomach medication who was going to videotape himself pulling them out with pliars?

I need closure.

In video.

gonger
Apr 25, 2006

Quiet! You vegetable!

This one might be a little too vague, but hopefully someone can find it.

It was a pants-making GBS threads thread, but it had an unusual twist. The OP had gotten into some kind of argument or disagreement with someone, and wasn't going to get his way. To express his displeasure and spite his adversary, he took a poo poo in his own pants right on the spot.

Most replies were along the lines of "wait, you took a poo poo in your own pants to get back at the other guy?" if I remember correctly.

The Infinite Postma
Aug 30, 2005
like a lottery winner on acid

I'm looking for a quote (not even sure if it was from a noteworthy thread or not) that was something about seeing a baby's weiner and going "BOOYAH." I think maybe it's a FYAD thing?

GiantShoe
Dec 10, 2006
Really big shoe

I know this is pretty vague, but I have seen a few pictures in various 'pictures that make you laugh' and other such threads, that appeared to be screenshots of what looked like some sort of dating game/show. There were four places in each game, with text boxes for the answers under each contestant. Some of the responses were absolutely hilarious and I can only assume the site was rife with goons. I'm really sorry that this is all I can give you. I saw them and just assumed that I'd be able to find them again... by not taking note of anything at all related to them apart from what they vaguely look like.

GiantShoe fucked around with this message at Apr 16, 2008 around 21:21

Liface
Jun 17, 2001

by T. Finn


GiantShoe posted:

I know this is pretty vague, but I have seen a few pictures in various 'pictures that make you laugh' and other such threads, that appeared to be screenshots of what looked like some sort of dating game/show. There were four places in each game, with text boxes for the answers under each contestant. Some of the responses were absolutely hilarious and I can only assume the site was rife with goons. I'm really sorry that this is all I can give you. I saw them and just assumed that I'd be able to find them again... by not taking note of anything at all related to them apart from what they vaguely look like.

Ah, the good old days:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fea...forum-goons.php

Gourmet Pez
Mar 28, 2008


I'm looking for the senior/grad prank thread from awhile back. I remember reading it before I even registered, and there was some brilliant stuff in there. If anyone can find it, I love you.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."


I've been trying to find this thread for awhile, I had it linked on my old computer before it died, but its gone now. It was about a goon's experience participating in the Mongol Rally. poo poo was epic and incredibly well written. It was about driving from Britain to Monolia.

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof

I want my old desktop background.

A few years ago, there was a photoshop thread that was about shopping the gneeric "green hills and blue sky" background that came with Windows XP. Two of the submissions were as follows;

1: A katamari in the backgroun.

2: A giant, big, dumb dinosaur looking thing over on the right side of the screen. He had googly eyes.

I'm looking for #2 in particular. I'd adore anybody who could get that for me.

PhoenixSeraph
May 16, 2006

I'M A'PLUMMER!

DaveSpillings posted:

I think my wife lied to me about having cancer (the goon was PhoenixSeraph)

Yup, that's me The annulment went through in January, so I am officially never married. I never figured out exactly why she did it, and in the little communication I still have with her she pretends like it never happened.

Feel free to PM if you have any other questions, but I don't have many answers. I'm just glad to be done with it.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.

Capsaicin posted:


2: A giant, big, dumb dinosaur looking thing over on the right side of the screen. He had googly eyes.

I'm looking for #2 in particular. I'd adore anybody who could get that for me.
ADORE ME!


I didn't make it, I just saved it.

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at Apr 17, 2008 around 20:41

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curious
Mar 14, 2007

"Hey, I got one of my paperwork guys complaining about DEMON PILES."

Capsaicin posted:

1: A katamari in the backgroun.



This was the first hit on google for `windows xp katamari`. It's only a crappy 800x600 though.

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