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RealKyleH
Dec 22, 2007


There was a thread that contained a website about where to purchase cheap college text books. I do not remember the title, it was like a search engine of some sort and searched many places by ISBN to find the best deals for you.

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The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

RealKyleH posted:

There was a thread that contained a website about where to purchase cheap college text books. I do not remember the title, it was like a search engine of some sort and searched many places by ISBN to find the best deals for you.

Not sure if it's the one you're looking for, but I use http://www.bigwords.com

Liberty_MI
Jun 07, 2002

You can protect yourself from Radioactive Fallout... get the facts! From your Civil Defense Director.

Ok.. I think I read it here..

basically it was a story where some guy works for a company, and is accidentally put under the wrong job code.. something like safety advisor.. and even though his whole devision is cut, they keep him.. and he hangs around for a year playing minesweeper etc..

Yeah I know its most likely apocryphal but still , I loved the story..

RealKyleH
Dec 22, 2007


The Human Cow posted:

Not sure if it's the one you're looking for, but I use http://www.bigwords.com

This one also had a really plain interface.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

It's not an adventure story
is it, Mr. Hayes?


Liberty_MI posted:

Ok.. I think I read it here..

basically it was a story where some guy works for a company, and is accidentally put under the wrong job code.. something like safety advisor.. and even though his whole devision is cut, they keep him.. and he hangs around for a year playing minesweeper etc..

Yeah I know its most likely apocryphal but still , I loved the story..

He was put on job code 0 which presumably the secretary thought meant fired, but it was actually the job code for health and safety advisor.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002


Liberty_MI posted:

Ok.. I think I read it here..

basically it was a story where some guy works for a company, and is accidentally put under the wrong job code.. something like safety advisor.. and even though his whole devision is cut, they keep him.. and he hangs around for a year playing minesweeper etc..

Yeah I know its most likely apocryphal but still , I loved the story..

Yep it was here, I asked for it myself a few pages back.
Great read that one.

Shimazu
Sep 09, 2001
OK, I have a brain disorder.

I've been looking for something for about a year now, to no avail:

I think it was Schmorky, or some other goon who did a flash animation a long time ago. I think it was called "The 4:20" or "1:30" of science.

Anyway it was loving outstanding, had some neat technoish music to it if I remember it correctly. I remember the title had "Of science" in it. And this was around 2002-2003 I want to say. I know it's kind of a vague description but there you go it's all I remember. It was pretty fast paced as well. Synced to the music a bit.

Does ANYONE know where this is?

Liberty_MI
Jun 07, 2002

You can protect yourself from Radioactive Fallout... get the facts! From your Civil Defense Director.

fist4jesus posted:

Yep it was here, I asked for it myself a few pages back.
Great read that one.

Its funny how many insanely funny and useful things i have read or listened to while on this website. sorry to be so vague.. but some I sort of remember.. many of course like above have been mentioned.

Mojos big breasted girlfriend HI IM NEW HERE THREAD and subsequent banning.

The dude who stole moms credit card to buy the vitamins and the mp3 of them calling his mom.

Peles banme thread..

Isochronous delicious milkshake recipe.

How do i shot guy stealin my puckins.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=1711335

Why do so many goons go on to kill.. I will never know.

Making (garfield, family circus etc) Funny

Evil Agita and the wheelie girl

Poopsocks.

The goddamned Sad ones.

Bigpeeler killing the ostrich and brains in tinfoil. (NOT BANANA BREAD!)

The sad goddamned story of the soldier goon and his retarded stepson who thought he was a animee character.

about a month ago i was migrating a bunch of my stuff from my old laptop when i found the series of flash files from a fellow Canadian goon, you all might remember the one where the wwII pilot crashes on the island, eats a turtle.. The japanese pilot.. Does this ring a bell with anyone.. If I could only remember said goons name, I have seen him around here still tho.. awesome stuff.

Liberty_MI fucked around with this message at May 04, 2008 around 21:40

Ledemondelaplace
Feb 13, 2006

Vision will blind.
Severance ties.
Median am I.
True are all lies

I'm hoping somebody might be able to help me out with this.

There was a thread on the forums a couple of years ago, maybe in 05,06 or so. The thread's OP told a story about a relative of his who was a surgeon that mainly performed MTF Sexual Reassignment surgery. Problem was, he often did them in less than sterile conditions, and would often have his patients die due to unsterile conditions, or him just loving up and letting them bleed out on the table he used.

If anyone has a link to this thread, I would appreciate it since I never seemed to be able to find it again.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill


I want to second the request for the thread where the text was all messed up near the end of the first post, and it was all breaking the fourth wall kind of stuff, like posts falling into the "internet" and crazy emoticons and stuff. It was amazing

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006

With an Alaskan heart...


curious posted:

This turned out to be "Tedius Zanarukando". There was a link on his archived usertalk page to http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2490317 , which I assume is the original thread.

Good old Tedius. If anyone ever wondered what this highly evolved human looks like, he's got a music page here:

http://www.richardsvocals.com/dohphoto.htm

(See http://www.ps3forums.com/archive/index.php/t-27.html where he gives his lengthy bio and other info.)

CrunchyTaco
Dec 25, 2007


Hopefully i can get mine answered...

Where is this from? maybe moreso the bottom half of it?
i remember it was from a MSpaint "things you heard as a kid"? or something like that maybe?

Any help would be appreciated

Gaseous Snake
Jan 07, 2006



CrunchyTaco posted:

Hopefully i can get mine answered...

Where is this from? maybe moreso the bottom half of it?
i remember it was from a MSpaint "things you heard as a kid"? or something like that maybe?

Any help would be appreciated

I could've sworn I've seen that before in this very thread.

funkawilikus
Jul 23, 2007


Sorry if it was posted earlier, but I can't find it...

Seconding the request several pages back for the SA LOLcats thread. Well, I don't remember if it was an actual thread in the forums or what; all I remember is a bunch of hilarious lolcats made by goons, most of which ranged from simple non sequiturs to complete nonsense. One that made me laugh had a gangster kitten "slangin' rocks mang,'" or something like that. It goes without saying that it's not so funny without the image...

All I can find are Morrissey lolcats. Thanks.

TonTon
May 01, 2008


Two things:

I'm looking for a picture posted in one of the For Better or for Worse megathreads. It was of John Patterson looming over a train set, with the words "BUT WHERE WOULD I PUT MY TRAINS" over it. I think it was drawn, not photoshopped. It was about desktop size as well.

EDIT: Found the above image and its modified "NIGGA I poo poo TRAINS - NOW WHAT?" version.

And a thread that I was sure had been goldmined. It was about a guy (Doctor Thodt, maybe?) who came in and caught his roommate jerking off into a sock to a gay surprise sex scene in some movie. It was one of the first threads I ever read that made me laugh so hard I cried. What was the conclusion to it?

TonTon fucked around with this message at May 08, 2008 around 20:30

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles


Taumpy Tearrs posted:

I could've sworn I've seen that before in this very thread.

I could've sworn I've seen this in every thread for the last two months.

Shade Fell
Jun 01, 2000



What I'd love to see or hear again:

TSM's "Special Roy" story (special ed kid in a helmet takes on TSM's car, head to head, and loses), or pretty much any of his work related story/rants

The Laziest Men On Mars songs. There was a trilogy, in addition to the AYB song, and I think some other songs as well, maybe. I first downloaded them from MP3.com. There was a problem where they refused to pay him because he sampled and so they claimed he didn't own copyright.

Does anyone know what Feces Face changed his name to?

First Time Caller
Nov 01, 2004

Walk, don't Fly.

Crazy Achmed posted:

Some months ago, someone posted a thread where, if memory serves me right, his father had basically destroyed his life (marriage, job, social life, family) through an addiction to some 'free' mmo (possibly flyff or something similarly named). I think the poster mentioned him having spent somewhere in the region of thousands to tens of thousands of dollars on in-game items including "gpotatos", and other such clusterfuckery.

I posted that thread, actually. It's almost been 1 year since it happened. Basically my dad got addicted to Flyff and over the course of 6 months spent 7,000 on the game itself and went in total over 20,000 in debt. He lost his wife, all of his friends, and all of his family. Hell, he lost his business too.

I moved out when all of this happened and stayed with a friend because he couldn't afford to make payments on our apartment. I was 18 and had just graduated high school a week previous so I said gently caress it.

I got a job with a computer repair company and now work full time for a measly $13/hr. I am djing around town, college house parties, bars, clubs for some extra cash. I'm still living with the same friend but I'll be moving into my own place and heading to night classes at community college in september.

As for my dad, no-one knows where he is. I haven't heard from him since I moved out. All the computers in his store, he took with him, one of my friends laptops was in there. There's a warrant for his arrest, apparently because of all the stolen item reports filed against him because of it.

Me and a friend were driving to a party a week ago and saw his truck parked on a hill with no houses or anything around. Weird poo poo. Don't care.

Dunno what happened to my stepmom/stepsister. I see my stepmom at wal-mart occasionally. gently caress that bitch though.

First Time Caller fucked around with this message at May 06, 2008 around 02:42

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles


Does anyone have a link to the full "Better Nate than Lever!" story?

VVV Thanks for the link; I did a google search and all that came up were shortened versions of the joke and references to the punchline . . .

plainswalker75 fucked around with this message at May 08, 2008 around 18:17

Always Shirtless
Oct 14, 2006

by Fistgrrl


plainswalker75 posted:

Does anyone have a link to the full "Better Nate than Lever!" story?

Did you google at all because this is the first result

http://www.innocentenglish.com/best...-joke-ever.html

Mr. Highway
Feb 25, 2007

I'm a very lonely man, doing what I can.

tato chips jones posted:

Did you google at all because this is the first result

http://www.innocentenglish.com/best...-joke-ever.html

I am almost positive this is not the story for which he was looking.

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: hurf durf

Anyone remember the thread from a few years ago where a guy went home for Thanksgiving I think and met his half sister and it turned out that she was porno actress Kacey Cox?

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six and ten.


Mr. Clark2 posted:

Anyone remember the thread from a few years ago where a guy went home for Thanksgiving I think and met his half sister and it turned out that she was porno actress Kacey Cox?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2191192


Its in comedy goldmine.

hisss
Mar 31, 2006

When the gays attack! ...will you be ready?

There was a thread a while back where some one had to option to put their own picture on their credit card and was asking GBS what they should put on it. There were things like putting ceiling cat on it and putting an almost identical picture of the card slightly off so it was hard to read. But the picture from that thread I was looking for is the one of the unicorn jizzing rainbows. I have already requested this picture in the Unoffical Request Images Thread in PYR but I thought I'd tap you guys as well.

roxanne
Sep 05, 2006



Would anyone have a link to the "MSPaint what *something* does to your balls" thread? I think the something was a kind of powder or maybe a cream, I can't remember the name. The results were hilarious though. I think this was a year or two ago.

Actually I think the stuff may have been called 'gold bond'?

Manny Calavera
Apr 02, 2004

HLEL YES SON


roxanne posted:

Would anyone have a link to the "MSPaint what *something* does to your balls" thread? I think the something was a kind of powder or maybe a cream, I can't remember the name. The results were hilarious though. I think this was a year or two ago.

Actually I think the stuff may have been called 'gold bond'?

Bengay I think? We don't get it in the UK and I think people had trouble in working out the equivalent here

NaturalLow
Nov 14, 2005
Should I be overcome by the vapors?

Manny Calavera posted:

Bengay I think? We don't get it in the UK and I think people had trouble in working out the equivalent here

It was definitely Gold Bond. I don't have archives, so I can't actually pull up the thread though.

Always Shirtless
Oct 14, 2006

by Fistgrrl


Mr. Highway posted:

I am almost positive this is not the story for which he was looking.

good thing you said almost huh

DunderPate
Dec 04, 2003

Let me show you how it's done

I posted this earlier in a games thread but I thought I would ask here too.

A thread about "rear end in a top hat Physics" specifially about Minority Report the game for the xbox. I picked it up for a few dollars today and wanted to read about that again. Any ideas?

PingtheMerciless
Dec 31, 2001
Lotsa bad intent.


Liberty_MI posted:

Ok.. I think I read it here..

basically it was a story where some guy works for a company, and is accidentally put under the wrong job code.. something like safety advisor.. and even though his whole devision is cut, they keep him.. and he hangs around for a year playing minesweeper etc..

Yeah I know its most likely apocryphal but still , I loved the story..

That was Moonshine, 'The American Dream'

I do not have achives. I do have the thread saved on my HD.

Nomex
Jul 17, 2002

Flame retarded.

Sometime in late 2002 someone posted a thread called something like "Ruin movies with limmericks". It was one of the best threads I've ever seen. I don't suppose anyone saved a copy, and more to the point, a copy of the one about The Usual Suspects.

Mr. Highway
Feb 25, 2007

I'm a very lonely man, doing what I can.

tato chips jones posted:

good thing you said almost huh

The trick is to never be 100% committed to anything.

Quill
Jan 19, 2004


Does anyone recall a music mashup album that came by GBS, I think earlier this year? All the song names were pretty long and the songs themselves were a bit like medleys. There was all sorts of stuff on it. Sorry that I can't give more clues.

LL_Ghoul_J
Oct 22, 2004

Get Heavy

Quill posted:

Does anyone recall a music mashup album that came by GBS, I think earlier this year? All the song names were pretty long and the songs themselves were a bit like medleys. There was all sorts of stuff on it. Sorry that I can't give more clues.

I'm pretty sure you're referring to Tanner4105, is this the album you were looking for?
http://digg.com/music/New_mashup_album_from_tanner4105

SaucyPants
May 07, 2007

needs more bike man, but don't worry, I got your back


CrunchyTaco posted:

Hopefully i can get mine answered...

Where is this from? maybe moreso the bottom half of it?
i remember it was from a MSpaint "things you heard as a kid"? or something like that maybe?

Any help would be appreciated

the bottom part came from a post by telhix. I forget what the exact thread was called but once that picture was posted the entire thread pretty much derailed into people trying to figure out what the hell he was trying to draw to which we never got an answer. The more I look at it the more I think I have it almost figured out. The thread overall was pretty good though.

ChirreD
Feb 21, 2007
Dutch, baby!

Humpert posted:

There was a thread awhile back from before I had an SA account about some guy who was a pusher in New York, I belive the title was "Waiting for the man".
I have been looking for that one for quite some time now but the lack of a search function at the moment makes it abit harder. Does anyone remember this one?

I loved that story and saved it in a PDF. Where can I upload it?

Wombot
Sep 11, 2001
Nerf herder

CrunchyTaco posted:

Hopefully i can get mine answered...

Where is this from? maybe moreso the bottom half of it?
i remember it was from a MSpaint "things you heard as a kid"? or something like that maybe?

Any help would be appreciated

Tehlix (Telhix?) posted it, I too forget what thread it was from, but it did derail the thread pretty spectacularly. Everyone thought it was 2 pictures and that the kid was on the ceiling pissing and making GBS threads everywhere. It's actually three, the 2nd frame is him exploding all over the floor, and the 3rd I guess he included to show that he missed the bathroom.

Quill
Jan 19, 2004


LL_Ghoul_J posted:

I'm pretty sure you're referring to Tanner4105, is this the album you were looking for?
http://digg.com/music/New_mashup_album_from_tanner4105

Amazing. This is definitely it. Thanks for a quick reply!

Shade Fell
Jun 01, 2000



Oh, hey, does anyone still have the rear end Sandwich Jack Chick comic?

There was a hospital or ER scene and an angry doctor holding a floppy sandwich and screaming "This is an rear end sandwich! It is made of rear end and poo!"

gross
Jan 06, 2006

Well, here's your problem!


PhoenixSeraph posted:

Yup, that's me The annulment went through in January, so I am officially never married. I never figured out exactly why she did it, and in the little communication I still have with her she pretends like it never happened.

Feel free to PM if you have any other questions, but I don't have many answers. I'm just glad to be done with it.

I know I'm late here, but thanks for responding. That was one of the most "holy poo poo" stories I've read here, and I'm glad to hear you made it out with some of your sanity.

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