Combo posted:I think you're thinking of Epic Proportions, who got his girlfriend guitar lessons as a gift, and she went and cheated with the instructor. There were screenshots of the gmail conversations posted in the thread. Nothing much else happened for a while other than EP taking her stuff to her parents house while she was out of town. He did gently caress her, in fact he purposely set the clocks back an hour so the guitar teacher would walk in on them loving. Then he jumped up naked, shook the mans hand and ran out of the house laughing. Awesome as hell even if it is fake haha.
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Does anybody have that Mp3 of lowtax reading that goons email that he apparently typed while he was sleeping? I can't find that thing anywhere.
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JP Money posted:He did gently caress her, in fact he purposely set the clocks back an hour so the guitar teacher would walk in on them loving. Then he jumped up naked, shook the mans hand and ran out of the house laughing. Oh that's right, I did read the whole thing, I just didn't read the replies afterward. It seemed to be a little too much of a movie like ending for me to think it was real, but it was a good story anyway. I think its more likely the case that people kept asking about it in threads like this and he decided to give it more closure than that. I hope I'm wrong though.
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Dec 5, 2007 02:56
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Anyone got the list of Peter North's diet? I need it for research...
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Combo posted:Oh that's right, I did read the whole thing, I just didn't read the replies afterward. It seemed to be a little too much of a movie like ending for me to think it was real, but it was a good story anyway. I can only hope that the story is real, so that the image of a naked man holding his lipstick-covered white dress shirt over his cock to cover himself with one hand while shaking a man's hand with the other can stay in my mind. All the while the man stands there slack jawed at what's happening and the women is screaming at the guy to "get the gently caress out!" and "it's not what it looks like baby!" rings out through the apartment.
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Dec 5, 2007 03:03
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Anyone know what happened to the thread where some goon claimed he was having dinner with his parents and step father and found out he had a step-sister and when she came for Thanksgiving or something it turned out to be the porn star Kacey Kox?
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Dec 9, 2007 08:11
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vuohi posted:http://youtube.com/watch?v=e4HDntuBfJs I found that hillarious, I was surprised nobody payed homage to  Edit: To actually request something does anyone have the MS Paint where Scrooge Mcduck attempts to jump into his pile of money but brutally dies? Mr Gorgon Holmes has a new favorite as of 09:28 on Dec 9, 2007 |
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Dec 9, 2007 09:23
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TheWinningLoser posted:This thread is awesome. I have a goonbase picture that's either final or near final, but it was from a thread in 2006 or so.
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Dec 9, 2007 11:05
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Mr Gorgon Holmes posted:Edit: To actually request something does anyone have the MS Paint where Scrooge Mcduck attempts to jump into his pile of money but brutally dies?  That one? From this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1999708&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3
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Dec 9, 2007 11:55
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Does anyone have the thread from a few months back where some goons roomate made alternate endings to The Shawshank Redemption and Deer Hunter? They were hilarious.
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Dec 9, 2007 12:17
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I remember a thread about some website with music videos on it that involved extremely effeminate singing and such phrases as "Do you believe in love?!" Like sparkle or something similar. Anyone else remember this?
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Dec 9, 2007 13:11
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You should always right-click+save or at least bookmark everything you find funny. You are goons, act neurotic and compulsive as you should.Combat Shotgun posted:Does anybody have that Mp3 of lowtax reading that goons email that he apparently typed while he was sleeping? I can't find that thing anywhere. Haygen posted:Does anyone have the thread from a few months back where some goons roomate made alternate endings to The Shawshank Redemption and Deer Hunter? They were hilarious. Deer hunter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sRHd5pngWE Shawshank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoUJh9L9r9U vuohi has a new favorite as of 22:28 on Dec 15, 2007 |
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Dec 9, 2007 13:15
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Does remember that thread with Kris Akabusi erotic fanfic? It was hilarious, and contained such words as "dungaree" and "epic bristols." Also, a youtube video of the end scene of Requiem for a Dream where someone had edited in the song "Bad day" by Daniel Powter for background music instead.
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Dec 9, 2007 13:30
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One of the funniest things I have ever ever read was in GBS, and catastrophically I didn't bookmark it. It was a thread where the OP described his best "move" on a girl, and it was where he described a "cat with hands", where he would cut the paws off a cat, replace them with human hands and then the cat would crawl all over her and caress her. It was loving hilarious. I'd love to be able to find that again.
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Combo posted:I think you're thinking of Epic Proportions, who got his girlfriend guitar lessons as a gift, and she went and cheated with the instructor. There were screenshots of the gmail conversations posted in the thread. Nothing much else happened for a while other than EP taking her stuff to her parents house while she was out of town. That thread was also the origin of this fantastic quote, if I'm not mistaken: quote:"Well, I'm basically echoing most everyone else here, but yeah. You want revenge. You'll have your revenge, and it will be sweet and it will be well deserved. But right now, the only tool you have is emotion, and it's not going to work against either one of them. You could beat the poo poo out of this guy, and it would feel fantastic, but it would be petty in the long run. You could guilt the hell out of this girl, you could make her sob openly and beg for you back, but again, that's not going to last very long. BTW, here is a still active thread with goon quotes: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2378183 I can't remember if that's the one with all the crazy Adaptive Systems-posts, but I do seem to remember there being a thread in GBS a while back called something like "X years, months, days in the forums" that had a whole bunch of them.
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ALOYSIUS 2 posted:Does remember that thread with Kris Akabusi erotic fanfic? It was hilarious, and contained such words as "dungaree" and "epic bristols." I don't have the thread, but here is a facebook group with all the stories in question. http://sussex.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2364807742
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Dec 9, 2007 17:37
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First and most importantly: What happened to Humper Monkey? Second: I remember a thread where this guy was sort of on the outs with his family, but things were going good and he was getting closer to them again. But then his cousin (maybe half sister?) shows up. She had hit on him a lot as a kid and he denied her advances. She gets up to her old tricks and he ends up passed out in her arms on his couch. His dad walks, in flips out and disowns him. Somewhere along the line his dad had also found incest porn on his computer where the girl had the same name as his cousin/sister/whatever she was. Even if it was a fake post it seemed pretty well written. So whatever happened to this guy?
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Preserved Killick posted:Second: I remember a thread where this guy was sort of on the outs with his family, but things were going good and he was getting closer to them again. But then his cousin (maybe half sister?) shows up. She had hit on him a lot as a kid and he denied her advances. She gets up to her old tricks and he ends up passed out in her arms on his couch. His dad walks, in flips out and disowns him. Somewhere along the line his dad had also found incest porn on his computer where the girl had the same name as his cousin/sister/whatever she was. Even if it was a fake post it seemed pretty well written. So whatever happened to this guy? I'm pretty sure that was in one of the Anonymous Confessionals thread, but which edition, I have no idea. I remember it being kind of gut-wrenching to read.
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I remember a long while ago there were three threads happening about the same time and I didn't follow up on any of them. The first was when someone wrote "This flyer has anthrax" on a pink flyer in one of the pink flyer threads. He turned himself into the authorities because a little girl found the flyer and it became a big issue. What happened to the goon that turned himself in? The second was with the goon called the Traveler or something, he hitchhiked across the country, or tried to. He got a car and was pulled over and turns out he was away without leave from the Army or something and was arrested. What happened to him after that? Did he get out or what? The last one i suspect might have been fake but I'm still curious. A good with terrible teeth and no dental insurance was asking us how he could remove all of his teeth by himself (DIY). Everyone said it was a terrible idea and finally someone said they would do it for him is he went to Texas or something. That is about where I stopped reading it and would like to know what happened to him as well.
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Shakedown1979 posted:One of the funniest things I have ever ever read was in GBS, and catastrophically I didn't bookmark it. It was a thread where the OP described his best "move" on a girl, and it was where he described a "cat with hands", where he would cut the paws off a cat, replace them with human hands and then the cat would crawl all over her and caress her. It was loving hilarious. If I recall correctly, that goon ended up with the custom title "Dr. Frankenstein's in town and he's looking for love." Beyond that, can't help.
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A few months ago, some posted a link that allowed you to have two people unknowingly call each other and have the call recorded. I found the site (JahJah) but I don't remember how the calls were recorded. Help?
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There was a thread in GBS here a while back that was basically the best fanfiction ever written. Basically this guy somehow comes upon Lowtax and goes on an epic adventure with him, wherein we learn that the forums are powered by pigs in stasis tanks, and Lowtax holds off the mods/admins who betrayed him with a banhammer of justice while said guy sets fire to hundreds of fiestacat plushies so that they go critical and cause a huge explosion. Yeah. It was  and  combined.Also, the PET ISLAND ATTACKS forums war thread, what happened to that thing? I made a bunch of posts in it but I can't find it in my history (which is pretty short, looked through it all twice) or with search. Edit: Just noticed a superfluous S. Whoops. Nuclear Pogostick has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Dec 9, 2007 |
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Does anyone have the link to the "room mate storing bottles of piss" thread? I've searched for it in the two recent room mate/dorm threads but have failed to find it.
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notthegoatseguy posted:Does anyone have the link to the "room mate storing bottles of piss" thread? I've searched for it in the two recent room mate/dorm threads but have failed to find it. It had it's own thread here
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Does anyone have the original .avi of the Airwolf + landmine soccer ad parody ? The original link was http://pantheon.yale.edu/~rjc53/SA/Soccer-Airwolf.avi, but it's since been deleted. Here's a youtube-esque video I found: http://www.zippyvideos.com/3251355051503786/soccer-airwolf/
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Avd1Thng posted:The last one i suspect might have been fake but I'm still curious. A good with terrible teeth and no dental insurance was asking us how he could remove all of his teeth by himself (DIY). Everyone said it was a terrible idea and finally someone said they would do it for him is he went to Texas or something. That is about where I stopped reading it and would like to know what happened to him as well. I don't have a link to that thread, but I'm pretty sure that was Hollismason
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There's this one thread I can't find for the life of me. It was about some poster called Sephiroth-001, I think, who went to school with the OP. It ended with Goons uncovering Sephiroth's Top 100 bad rear end list which held gems like 'I can't pitch a tent worth poo poo!' I think the guy registered on the forums too. Also, while I'm not sure it was made by a Goon, there was this story posted on here months ago about an office 'arms race' situation where the workers go from using nerf guns to firecrackers to real pistols. I really liked it but I can't remember anything about it other then that, someone has to know what I'm talking about.
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I lost this image along while back during my hard drive failure, it was a sort of motivator image (not in motivator style), that had text telling people to slow down and take it easy, on the sides it had drawings on it. The pictures were sort of doodle-ish.
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There was a Photoshop thread a few months ago in which you created images that would make nerds wet themselves or some such. There was an image of the Enterprise firing on the Millenium Falson that I lost somehow.
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[quote=] Here's a bigger request but anyone remember that huge assorted art torrent posted on GBS last year? If anyone can upload it and seed it again that would be awesome. [/quote] Really really wanting this one, anyone still got it lying around in their hard drive somewhere?
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TheWinningLoser posted:Also, who among you saved THE GOON BASE. It was from a thread back in 2003, but the archived threads don't have the fully compiled pictures. Here you go. At a whopping 4.3 megabytes, behold - the Goon Base. This is the most complete version I ever saw from that thread. http://rapidshare.com/files/75767851/GoonBase.PNG.html
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Does anyone remember the thread where Amanda Bynes was filming a movie across the street from a goon who was madly in love with her, and he was asking for ideas on how he could get a kiss from her. The OP was so hilarious someone recorded (I am pretty sure fragmaster) themselves in a geeky voice reading the OP, then that recording was then turned into a techno by a goon (dot_matrix?). The goon was never heard from again.
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brohymn posted:LRG Dead Serious Hoodie? Similar to this, without the gay rear end skeleton on it though, just basic colours.
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Seconding the request for that codeine induced "Flavor Country" story. That was the funniest poo poo ever. I think it was called untitled document, or something. I could have sworn that I saved it, but apparently not.
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stitchy posted:Whatever happened to that goon who remembered some chick he'd known as a teenager (Lacey something) who no one else remembered, like she never existed or something. Yeah, "Lacey, the girl who didn't exist". Hopefully it's in Comedy Gold or unarchived yet since I really want to know how it turned out. Last I heard he was able to track down an actual home address.
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vuohi posted:You should always right-click+save or at least bookmark everything you find funny. You are goons, act neurotic and compulsive as you should. Hosted: http://rocket.launcher.org/sa/lowtax_email.mp3 Anyone have the thread?
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How about the epic "worst roommate ever" thread. The OP had a roommate who was hoarding feces, kept spiders, was legally insane, etc. The OP eventually confronted the guy while wearing a motorcycle helmet and wielding a baseball bat. edit: I want to say this was roughly four years ago Dong Rickles has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Dec 12, 2007 |
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Dong Rickles posted:How about the epic "worst roommate ever" thread. The OP had a roommate who was hoarding feces, kept spiders, was legally insane, etc. The OP eventually confronted the guy while wearing a motorcycle helmet and wielding a baseball bat. Here's the thread, but it turned out to be fake post. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1353420
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oh thats disappointing that it was a fake post, is that why the OP was banned?
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