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BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Well there's This suit of NES armour.

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Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS


Nope, this was all original NES carts that came with the system.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
There was a really excellent, long, riddle/lateral thinking puzzle thread in GBS in 2008 or 2009. I can't find it, but I'd really like to read it again.

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

Sucrose posted:

There was a really excellent, long, riddle/lateral thinking puzzle thread in GBS in 2008 or 2009. I can't find it, but I'd really like to read it again.

I think I know what you're talking about. I can't find the thread but I found the game. It took a chunk of googling trial and error, but it's http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi - this killed productivity for me and like 4 other people at work for a good week when that thread got posted. For the record, the google image search phrase that finally tracked it down was: collaborative word association connection puzzle.

EDIT: There is no way my conscious memory remembers this many answers to this game as my memory is absolute poo poo, but playing it in a binge 6 years ago has somehow trained my brain in word association. I've currently got http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi?stat...d=guess&guess=+ if anyone wants to work together

Vanadium Dame has a new favorite as of 08:58 on Jul 13, 2014

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

Markoff Chaney posted:

I think I know what you're talking about. It took a chunk of googling trial and error, but it's http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi - this killed work productivity for me and like 4 other people for a good week. For the record the google image search phrase that finally tracked it down was: collaborative word association connection puzzle.

I had completely forgotten about this. What a blast from the past, thank you.

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice

Markoff Chaney posted:

I think I know what you're talking about. I can't find the thread but I found the game. It took a chunk of googling trial and error, but it's http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi - this killed productivity for me and like 4 other people at work for a good week when that thread got posted. For the record, the google image search phrase that finally tracked it down was: collaborative word association connection puzzle.

EDIT: There is no way my conscious memory remembers this many answers to this game as my memory is absolute poo poo, but playing it in a binge 6 years ago has somehow trained my brain in word association. I've currently got http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi?stat...d=guess&guess=+ if anyone wants to work together

I got hen, silo, and goat.
e: Oh, there's another half. Got Jesus, Torah, Qur'an, Bible, book, and karma.
e: Cowboys, humans, KFC, Scientology, rodeo, BS, Penn & Teller, Harry Houdini, and textbook.

Here's an updated save.

ibntumart has a new favorite as of 00:51 on Jul 14, 2014

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

ibntumart posted:

I got hen, silo, and goat.
e: Oh, there's another half. Got Jesus, Torah, Qur'an, Bible, book, and karma.
e: Cowboys, humans, KFC, Scientology, rodeo, BS, Penn & Teller, Harry Houdini, and textbook.

Here's an updated save.

I'd hesitate to hijack the thread a bit with updated progress on the word game, but this thread moves so slowly I think it's okay. I've filled out several more: http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi?stat...d=guess&guess=+

Vanadium Dame has a new favorite as of 08:18 on Jul 14, 2014

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice
A few more:
http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi?stat...d=guess&guess=+

Is there another more appropriate thread for this? I keep coming back to this drat puzzle and now I need to see it through to the end.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
There goes my evening. Will post an updated save when I'm too frustrated to carry on...

...which is about now. Got a few more, opened up a new sector.

http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi?stat...d=guess&guess=+

Jeherrin has a new favorite as of 20:49 on Jul 14, 2014

Zephonith
Jun 25, 2008

Maybe if I actually played Mafia, I'd get a better gift from my Mafia Secret Santa. :(
Opened a few more sectors, added a bunch: http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi?stat...d=guess&guess=+

I also cross-posted this into the browser game thread, to see if they might be interested.

Spylde
May 14, 2008

No one loves the sexophone

Zephonith posted:

Opened a few more sectors, added a bunch: http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi?stat...d=guess&guess=+

I also cross-posted this into the browser game thread, to see if they might be interested.


Added some new words and another sector.

Having a whole sector dedicated to pokerstars seems a bit weird, but then again there is a sector for Magicians so there you go.

http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi?stat...d=guess&guess=+

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Opened it up a tiny bit more and filled in some gaps that don't lead anywhere. http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi?stat...d=guess&guess=+

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
There were a couple of threads revolving around the UGO and Hero Machine superhero generators that produced some pretty hilarious "superheros." Does anyone have a link to those?

IdealFlaws
Aug 23, 2005
Anyone remember the post your favorite condescending nicknames? I'm not sure if it even was in PYF but it was hilarious

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer
We have a crappy tattoo thread in PYF....what happened to the great tattoo thread?

Shy
Mar 20, 2010

e: disregard, I can't read!

Shy has a new favorite as of 22:14 on Jul 18, 2014

baram.
Oct 23, 2007

smooth.


Is the thread where Lowtax wanted to turn the forums into a browser game still around anywhere or did he nuke it out of existence?

formerly tight holes
Sep 30, 2009

This is an Avatar
Anyone remember the thread where it was nothing but spoofs of the shooting from The OC. Gunfire followed by Imogen Heap's "Hide and Seek", using scenes from movies like Robocop and Predator.

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.
I can't find the SA thread but if it helps, it was a parody of the Dear Sister sketch on SNL which was a parody of the OC shooting scene. It started being an internet thing around March 2007 so that's probably about the time the thread stared.

Aurora-Capitah
Apr 29, 2014

by XyloJW
Anyone have a link to the work dog comic?
Pretty sure it was work dog..

It was a comic (but not ha ha) that I think a goon drew.

E: job dog maybe.

Nevermind googled it.

Aurora-Capitah has a new favorite as of 13:26 on Jul 23, 2014

TMDTN
Oct 10, 2005
This Mixed Drink Tastes Nasty...

Rabbit Hill posted:

We have a crappy tattoo thread in PYF....what happened to the great tattoo thread?
YLLS

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519790

Filippo Corridoni
Jun 12, 2014

I'm the fuckin' man
You don't get it, do ya?
Anyone remember the bad break-up thread in GBS? Lou Reads did a dramatic reading some of the posts.

Polsy
Mar 23, 2007

Filippo Corridoni posted:

Anyone remember the bad break-up thread in GBS? Lou Reads did a dramatic reading some of the posts.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3404310 (http://loureads.com/2011/07/15/lou-reads-tales-of-best-and-worst-break-ups/)

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Is there a new version of that thread, anywhere? It just sort of ended after one last story.

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
Does anyone remember this user or the post which got banned/probated sometime this year? The post was trolling in a CC creative writing megathread.

Written from a son's perspective, the story was about how his dad got weird after mom either deserted or died. Went on about how dad would drink too much, fondle his son and reward him for putting up with that, etc. Eventually, the son got a car, and at some point had to drive dad somewhere, I think with the son's girlfriend or buddy in the car. Anyway, they either get pulled over for something minor or they run into a checkpoint. A cop approaches the car (I think with hand on gun) and dad is burping and farting like crazy in the back seat. The story ends there, with the implication that the cop kills dad.

edit: of course I find it after posting
http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=198708 there's the rap sheet, I didn't realize it was a repeat gimmick. Checking their post history, I learned dadlust.com exists for all your gay incestuous dadfic needs, and that guy's either a big fan or a self-promoter.

e2: after checking the main post history, it's a nifty mix of weird DadFic posting with extra independent game posting. all this stuff is awkward but apparently not malicious. just a dude looking to pick up some new fans, promoting his wares on the most troll-free forums on the internet!

sweart gliwere has a new favorite as of 04:21 on Aug 4, 2014

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


When I was new to the forums, I spent a lot of time reading through the SAclopedia and read a thread from someone who'd spent time in a maximum security prison after escaping previous place(s?). I tried a brief search through the goldmine but couldn't find anything resembling what I was looking for. Same with a quick poke at the current SAclopedia. I'd like to reread it and link it to a couple of other people -- can someone dig that up for me if it's still around?

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
There was one thread around 2005/6 about a guy who was in prision and had to scheme a way to break a kitten out.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

LivesInGrey posted:

When I was new to the forums, I spent a lot of time reading through the SAclopedia and read a thread from someone who'd spent time in a maximum security prison after escaping previous place(s?). I tried a brief search through the goldmine but couldn't find anything resembling what I was looking for. Same with a quick poke at the current SAclopedia. I'd like to reread it and link it to a couple of other people -- can someone dig that up for me if it's still around?

The most prolific, and arguably the best, prison-themed poster is HidingFromGoro. If I remember, he did his time in military prisons, but his thread(s) got a lot of stories from a lot of people. See if you can dig up those threads, they are very worth reading, even if they don't contain the story or stories you are looking for.

Edit:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2691832
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3233450

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


WebDog posted:

There was one thread around 2005/6 about a guy who was in prision and had to scheme a way to break a kitten out.

I think this is the one I'm looking for, but I'll read the others too.

Polsy
Mar 23, 2007

WebDog posted:

There was one thread around 2005/6 about a guy who was in prision and had to scheme a way to break a kitten out.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1745759

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.
Is there a way of accessing old Olympics threads? They used to have their own subforum. I have archives, but it's the entire subforum that is gone.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

A long time ago (like pre-05) a goon made a video where he received a signed headshot of Rob Lowe in the mail and was wicked stoked about it.

Find me that video

SwivelTits2000
Jan 17, 2007
Retarded
Today's front page reminded of this: A few years ago someone whipped up a graphic illustrating why they hate the "retail sucks" / "customer horror story" threads. The first panel of a cartoon was a well-dressed, helpful retail employee saying something like "Good day, madam, and welcome to our fine store! It would be my honor and privilege to serve you! How may I help you today?". The second panel was a morbidly obese woman throwing things at the employee while screaming "WHARBARGL! I'LL SUE! I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER! JIHAD! I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY! I'LL CALL THE OWNER! etc".

Anyone?

Chococat
Aug 22, 2000
Forum Veteran


Markoff Chaney posted:

Nope, this was all original NES carts that came with the system.

I think the guy's forums name was LuckyGlauber or something like it. I remember seeing that suit of armor too.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

I think it was last year there was a hilarious fitness log by a whiny, depressed alcoholic guy obsessed with chip butties and even with platinum I can't find it without a poster name or title, can anyone help?

Disappointing egg
Jun 21, 2007

Saint Drogo posted:

I think it was last year there was a hilarious fitness log by a whiny, depressed alcoholic guy obsessed with chip butties and even with platinum I can't find it without a poster name or title, can anyone help?

Pisshead? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3150071

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Pisshead. :tipshat:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Fateo McMurray posted:

A long time ago (like pre-05) a goon made a video where he received a signed headshot of Rob Lowe in the mail and was wicked stoked about it.

Find me that video

I believe the goon was justinonfire.

fartzilla
Dec 30, 2009

how disgusting
I have this vague memory of a huge campaign to find the original :frogout: plushie. It resulted in a lot of new frog art and I think someone even made a 3D reconstruction of the original photo and presented it like a short clip from a video.

I think some goons actually looked into plushie manufacturers and somehow dug up the original pattern for the frog, but nothing ever came of it. Does anyone still have that pattern?

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MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

fartzilla posted:

I have this vague memory of a huge campaign to find the original :frogout: plushie. It resulted in a lot of new frog art and I think someone even made a 3D reconstruction of the original photo and presented it like a short clip from a video.

I think some goons actually looked into plushie manufacturers and somehow dug up the original pattern for the frog, but nothing ever came of it. Does anyone still have that pattern?

The SAclopedia entry has links to a few threads, including the one where someone auctioned off one of the originals, and one where someone won it at a fair or something, all the pics are broken.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2083

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