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Sosiz
Nov 8, 2009

Just nuke it.


The Pole Of Justice posted:

I couldn't find a stovepipe hat.






WaywardWoodwose posted:

Quick, BEARD OFF! I'll go first!

I am the best Babysitter.

Very responsible.

I also know how to accessorize.

Then they built me a statue.

You two are awesome, I wish I had your facial hair

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Little Treasure
Jan 27, 2010


My brother and me with gingerbread men this year! Note our impeccable taste in sweaters.

Hungover two weeks ago.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles


The Pole Of Justice posted:



HAUSU is awesome, YOU are awesome.

I would also like to contribute to BEARD SUPREMACY


I clean up pretty nicely too:

RebBrownies
Aug 16, 2011



These beards. Oh man these beards. They look so cool.
I wish I had a beard so badly. It would look terrible but I would feel mad confident.

e: I'm not being sarcastic, it would be so cool to have a beard.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011



THE TIGER IN SPACE


RebBrownies posted:

These beards. Oh man these beards. They look so cool.
I wish I had a beard so badly. It would look terrible but I would feel mad confident.

e: I'm not being sarcastic, it would be so cool to have a beard.

You're cute.

I took this picture in early November and captioned it "No Shave November? You're cute"

Irsh
Dec 23, 2010


WaywardWoodwose posted:

Quick, BEARD OFF! I'll go first!

I also know how to accessorize.

You sir win the beard off in round one! I'd be shocked to see any other contender come close. Have you not shaved since puberty?

I'm actually ashamed that this is the most bearded I've ever managed to be:

Koivunen
Oct 7, 2011

elokuussa
kuolema


Goth Nurse posted:

Hello, I'm your nurse today.



Amazingly, the captcha was "she's a witch". Hah!



Nurses to the rescue!


To add to the facial hair talk: HOW'S ABOUT A MUSTACHE*!?

*Not supposed to look like Hitler, but it's hard to craft a decent looking paper-stache.

Goth Nurse
Jul 25, 2008

I <3 Peter Steele


Koivunen posted:


Nurses to the rescue!

Also, FINNISH nurses to the rescue (lovely mustache, btw)

Me in my occasional uniform:


And off duty:


That's about it. The previous post with me in pink-sorta-hair is most recent and it is what the colour is at the moment. Patients like to talk about the piercings, tattoos and hair colour. Kind of an ice breaker in delicate situations too.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Ask me about getting toned!


Goth Nurse posted:

Also, FINNISH nurses to the rescue (lovely mustache, btw)

Me in my occasional uniform:


And off duty:


That's about it. The previous post with me in pink-sorta-hair is most recent and it is what the colour is at the moment. Patients like to talk about the piercings, tattoos and hair colour. Kind of an ice breaker in delicate situations too.

First off, your eye color is awesome! Secondly, you can rock the weird colored hair/piercings/tattoos as a nurse? That's crazy, to me.


Content:

I'm on vacation with my family in Arizona(), and we checked out the Sonora Desert Museum(a huge zoo/museum combo in the desert). I found this thing and couldn't resist.

Goth Nurse
Jul 25, 2008

I <3 Peter Steele


Psychobabble! posted:

First off, your eye color is awesome! Secondly, you can rock the weird colored hair/piercings/tattoos as a nurse? That's crazy, to me.



Thank you!
Actually 99,9% of the feedback has been interested and positive. It's always an ice-breaker, something to talk about. I don't initiate the conversations, patients/customers do. Always the hair and my other very visible tattoos. I had to take my bridge stud and two brows away and replace the ring on my nose to a nice small crystal one (my labret is also a stud) because I was working in a very large mental hospital on rotation and in lockdown wards with criminals and other very very hard to control patients. So there would be a huge risk of tearing my face in bits...

I am one of the very few hereabouts who pulls this off in traditionally "nurses are small and sweet" environment (I don't think I've ever seen anyone like this though). I think of myself as a pioneer of some sorts. I can go and show that even though I look like a weirdo, I am a very caring and dedicated nurse, don't smoke and hardly ever drink, no drugs etc. Someone's gotta get the change moving

Also, you as a turtle <3 Hah! I love that pic, it is so happy!

(sorry for the derail, pm me if you want to chat)

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.


Gee does all the finnish nurses browse SA? I have to watch out what I say next time I gently caress up my knee.

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010



WaywardWoodwose posted:


I also know how to accessorize.

This owns so hard. Although it's missing something... a camel and a scimitar!




I will be so excited if someone recognises me.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008





My companion, catbreading on my arm.

Punch Drunk Drewsky
Jul 22, 2008

Man, Rosario Dawson didn't even do anything sexy in that movie, besides getting raped.

WierdFishes posted:

My companion, catbreading on my arm.


Oh do I know how you feel. Though less catbreading and more catbearding.

fap fap SPLOOGE
May 4, 2003

SHAME


Me in 1982, age 14.


In 2008:

Excavation
May 18, 2004

FEED ME CRAYONS

Creepy Goat posted:

This owns so hard. Although it's missing something... a camel and a scimitar!




I will be so excited if someone recognises me.

Sunglasses indoors!



I would shave but it shows off the chin I don't have.

The Fresh Prince
Dec 9, 2009

#25 Barry Bongs


WierdFishes posted:

My companion, catbreading on my arm.

The correct term is "loafing"

Kraus
Jan 17, 2008


The Fresh Prince posted:

The correct term is "loafing"

Ms. Happiness
Aug 26, 2009


Kraus, never change. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Bloody Cum Fart
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.


Agreed. I had a bad day and Kraus has made me laugh. Thank you for that, good sir!

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE


And by god he's still wearing the toga. Keep kicking rear end Krauss.

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010



I get nervous looking at cameras SO I JUST DON'T DO IT, OKAY? god i look like a retard.

MatCauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get, the more I feel like laughing.

Some fancy picture someone took of me wearing a suit, at a wake, in a dive bar in Texas.

Sharks Below
May 23, 2011

ty hc <3


Oh MatCauthon So debonair!

E: Sorry to hear you had cause to attend a wake though

Duskv20
Sep 3, 2011

Faded Savior


Man-Goons are some cute dudes, not gonna lie. (If I were straight, I'd think the same about Woman-Goons, just so you know)

Named Ashamed
Aug 13, 2007



A photo of me from a series exhibiting some performance art I did in college. My appearance is somewhat ragged on purpose.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011



THE TIGER IN SPACE


Named Ashamed posted:

A photo of me from a series exhibiting some performance art I did in college. My appearance is somewhat ragged on purpose.



What is that?

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

ThatPazuzu posted:

What is that?

It appears to be a young male of the human species, possibly hailing from the late 20th or early 21st century.

Named Ashamed
Aug 13, 2007



ThatPazuzu posted:

What is that?
A custom made "Crankie" that I put a series of abstract autobiographical slides into and showed to people across campus without speaking.

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010


Named Ashamed posted:

A custom made "Crankie" that I put a series of abstract autobiographical slides into and showed to people across campus without speaking.

In other words, a fancied up teletubbie. Seriously though neat picture.

7lip
Mar 25, 2009

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.


I spose I shall play along, here is a picture I only took because one of my friends had a mirror shot as her bbm picture, so I felt the need to be all LOOK I CAN TAKE MIRROR PHOTOS TOO!

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Hey, look! I'm smiling because it's three years ago and I have no idea that my wife is going to leave me in a few years and I'm going to gain weight, move to Arizona and sleep on an inflatable bed and live in microwave burritos.

Sharks Below
May 23, 2011

ty hc <3


You can live in a burrito!? Americans are so crazy.

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Sharks Below posted:

You can live in a burrito!? Americans are so crazy.

Sorry, he meant "burrow".

Mr. Samuel Shitley
Jun 15, 2007

Mission Accomplished


Mustached5thGrader posted:

Hey, look! I'm smiling because it's three years ago and I have no idea that my wife is going to leave me in a few years and I'm going to gain weight, move to Arizona and sleep on an inflatable bed and live in microwave burritos.



I used to be optimistic too.

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

Sorry, he meant "burrow".

Burrowing in a burrito is still pretty impressive.

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now


.

Constipated fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2012 around 22:55

Twiggy Johnson
Jun 10, 2011


dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

Sorry, he meant "burrow".

He could have meant "burro." Like that one scene in Star Wars.

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.


Mustached5thGrader posted:

Hey, look! I'm smiling because it's three years ago and I have no idea that my wife is going to leave me in a few years and I'm going to gain weight, move to Arizona and sleep on an inflatable bed and live in microwave burritos.



World is a vampire. Keep your head up.

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Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.

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