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Invite all your Facebook friends to the Something Awful Holiday Bee Drive!
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Dec 25, 2007 17:30
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One more load of bees for the poor starving masses. May the angry swarm bring joy to their hearts. Merry Christmas third world heathens. Baby Jesus loves you.
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Dec 25, 2007 17:33
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That's a lot of beads.
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Dec 25, 2007 17:37
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Bees unleashed. Soon the world will kneel before my insect army.
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Dec 25, 2007 17:40
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Invited some 200+ people. e; visa screwup 
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Dec 25, 2007 17:43
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Bees have been donated! Edit: Just to clarify, I have sent 12,500 fuzzy stinging harbingers of doom that shall begin the death knell of this world Gravy Train Robber fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Dec 26, 2007 |
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Dec 25, 2007 17:52
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Maybe you should make it link back to this thread, too.
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Dec 25, 2007 17:58
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Frankincense posted:Maybe you should make it link back to this thread, too. I just contained all the relevant information because I figured that people who don't have forums accounts have no use for the thread.
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Dec 25, 2007 18:00
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1 Swarm donated for the delicious stinging sensation! I also made us a motivational picture. 
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Dec 25, 2007 18:02
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Go forth my little minions. Go forth and sting! 1 swarm donated.
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Dec 25, 2007 18:10
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I love Heifer International! They and Doctors Without Borders top my list of kickass, very worthy charities. One bushel of bees (12,500) sent!
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Dec 25, 2007 18:12
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Oh, the beemanity! How long do we have for this? I'm completely spent already, but I would love to give somebody some bees.
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Dec 25, 2007 18:14
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given the disclaimer on the bottom: quote:Gifts made through this catalog represent a gift to the entire mission. To help the most number of families move toward self-reliance, Heifer does not use its limited resources to track gift animals from donation to distribution. We use your gifts where they can do the most good by pooling them with the gifts of others to help transform entire communities. And, because you are helping Heifer fight hunger and poverty, your gift is tax deductible.
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Dec 25, 2007 18:32
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quote:
Well John, I have donated a swarm of bees. Feels good too.
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Dec 25, 2007 18:33
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Ordered. I've been meaning to do something charitable this year anyways. Should we start an Epipen drive for easter?
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Dec 25, 2007 18:34
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NightGyr posted:given the disclaimer on the bottom: I think they mean you are not getting an exact Your Donation of Bees to Muhuimby Octuwimba Mutsebeezi in Cameroon receipt. So when village they are helping needs bees yours go there. Since charities tend to do things efficiently your bunch of bees would go in a package of cows, goats, pigs etc..... in one big shipment to save on shipping. I don't think Muhuimby Octuwimba Mutsebeezi is going to wake up next week with a knock on his hut's door with the DHL guy saying "I need you to sign for these bees NihilistCanada just sent you". Would be cool though. Regardless as in my first post in this thread you can actually answer John Lennon's question. You did something. You made someone's life that much better. That is enough to me.
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Dec 25, 2007 18:38
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Donated some bees.
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Dec 25, 2007 18:55
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Donated, GoonSwarm goes bigger.
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Dec 25, 2007 19:02
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In for this, oh hell yes to GoonSwarm. Buzzzbzzzbuzzzzzzzbzwahahahaa.
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Dec 25, 2007 19:09
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A++++++ would sting again! edit: That's $30 worth of bees. PooBoots fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Dec 26, 2007 |
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Dec 25, 2007 19:11
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Made a beetastic donation of $30. Fly, GoonBees, FLY.
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Dec 25, 2007 19:13
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Donated one swarm. 12,500 bees are now slated to be far, far away from me. I see no downside to this. Shrike Bait fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Dec 25, 2007 |
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Dec 25, 2007 19:23
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Instead of buying new bees, I think we should just make all the current bees work harder.
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Dec 25, 2007 19:30
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I have just donated a batch of bees. At least I did something useful this christmas
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Dec 25, 2007 19:35
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I just purchased $30 of angry bees and told my mother that was her Christmas present.
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Dec 25, 2007 19:38
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One swarm donated to commemorate the birth of our lord, Sir Isaac Newton.
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Dec 25, 2007 19:40
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After committing Bee-ro-shima on that hive a year ago and enjoying my 15 seconds of internet fame I feel compelled to help beemanity in this time of need!
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Dec 25, 2007 19:41
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Bees inflicted. Joy to the world.
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Dec 25, 2007 19:42
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Donated. But how will this affect the beemancers? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2626828
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Dec 25, 2007 19:47
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I have given the gift of bees to someone. Next Christmas, I'm giving away nothing but bees, because they are the greatest gift of all 
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Dec 25, 2007 19:49
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I donated a swarm of bees to the cause.
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Dec 25, 2007 20:03
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Done. Invertebrates for Good.
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Dec 25, 2007 20:05
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NihilistCanada posted:
Made their life better, sent them a package full of horrible bee death, same difference. When I think about what we are doing I just envision this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmp-SRMwF3E&feature=related Nimgimmer fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Dec 25, 2007 |
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Dec 25, 2007 20:12
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Oh if only I had seen this earlier - how I do like bees.
O Shuva fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Dec 25, 2007 |
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Dec 25, 2007 20:14
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Oh, bees. Such wonderful happy bees. $30 worth of bees... sent! (Bzzz bzzz bzzz...)
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Dec 25, 2007 20:16
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Donated bees! Sadly this has been the merriest thing I've done all day.
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Dec 25, 2007 20:22
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Donating 15 sets of $30, so 187500 bees, plus $50 to make it an even $500, so maybe they will get an unexpected goat or something too. MUAHAHHA Edit: WTF, it is saying my credit card information is invalid for both my cards, even though I literally JUST used the card 3 minutes ago on another site, so I know nothing's wrong with at least one of them. I will try again tomorrow, maybe there's a daily limit on my card or something. Edit2: Whoever this is that just messaged me on AIM, I'm lollin at you, just so you know: [14:32] Ender Vender: i hope you realize the entire purpose of the bee donation thing is for lowtax to get a nice big tax deduction (I am donating under my own name instead of the SomethingAwful name on the off chance that it would affect me being able to deduct this on my taxes, so this guy is wrong anyway. Since I'm donating a little more than $30 I think this is understandable, but either way I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS ALMOST PART OF THIS EVIL LOWTAX CONSPIRACY TO GIVE POOR PEOPLE BEES) Stefan Prodan fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Dec 25, 2007 |
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Dec 25, 2007 20:25
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30$ worth of bees summoned into our world. May the collapse of society commence.
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Dec 25, 2007 20:27
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Hot drat! I was bummed out this morning because I had to send my girlfriend off to LA to see her dad, and the thought of Christmas alone was very dull. Now I have a swarm of 12,500 angry bees racing to some far off land, with dreams of pollen dancing in their tiny bee heads. I hope they help someone out, and sting just one little kid or two adults. I am a simple man, and that is my Christmas wish. May our swarms unite across the globe, may they spread honey glazed terror across the land. 
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Dec 25, 2007 20:28
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I hope they don't make that little goat travel to his new home with the bee shipment. Imagine the stings!! Bees sent from Oregon to the heathens, with love!
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