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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

GraphX-Man posted:

From Green Lantern #28...



I'm having trouble focusing my electron microscope enough to read that print, but I'm resting assured that it is hilarious.

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Having decided to look at the Lantern page at what is a decent hour for me, I rescind my earlier sarcasm!

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Gavok posted:

This is the first ruin the moment I've made that legitimately made me kind of sad.



I do think Johns would have successfully exploded the internet if it was real.

This is the complete opposite of ruining. This is like.. De-Johnsing the Moment, which is really a change for the better.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Gavok posted:



We are running out of ways to call you totally loving awesome. Seriously.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Elijya posted:

I was trying to think of a classy put down that wouldn't make me sound like a dick,

Can I interest you in the following burn?

"I would have thought the way to screw up ruining something would be to make it really good, but I guess not!"

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Syrg posted:

You guys are thinking of this all wrong. Only one thing could get Bullseye to make that face.



You beautiful, horrible little man.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Elijya posted:

It seems like the Punisher gets along just fine blending in with civilians. Hasn't he been one of America's most wanted criminals for ten years now or so? Escaped from prison multiple times, over a thousand kills, etc. I'd think his face would be well known to everyone in America, yet he never seems to have a problem being in public places.

I don't think Frank Castle frequents a lot of bars where concerned citizens and nosy types hang out.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

SynthOrange posted:

He should really be saying 'I'm doing it thirty five minutes from now'

I disagree; this has some sort of weird post-past tense phrasing to it which is, I think, half the joke.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

hermanos posted:

Yes, please, keep trying to make it look like I'm nerd raging spergin out over that. Heaven forbid I think something is stupid.

Take a joke, please.

Edit: That is a great sequence of events, Lurdiak. If it were just one image, I think it'd spoil it, since you'd immediately look to that the second you saw it.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Who the hell was raped in Young Avengers?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

If the end result of this is that Superboy-Prime gets a job working for DC and writes himself back into the mainstream DC Universe, I will take back... like, 70-80% of the bad stuff I've said about DC.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Never has Ruin the Moment been more informative. Holy poo poo, spoiler one!

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Wow, even the text of the original seems like something that belongs in this thread.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I was actually thinking it was a Dan Hibiki reference before I clicked on the Youtube link.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I always thought the Anti-Comic Equation was Dan DiDio writing, Greg Land on art duty, and a different, unique foil-embossed variant cover for every man, woman, and child on Earth drawn by Rob Liefeld.

I am pretty sure the thought of it alone justifies my hatred!

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I am now standing back in amazement. Also, because there is a hurricane coming through.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


Did somebody steal Spawn's other shoe?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

TheJoker138 posted:

She sure is joyously dancing in the middle of a battle, so yeah, seems like Land to me. Wonder which music video he traced it from.

To be fair, if a whole shitload of Nimrods I was fighting decided to up and suddenly die out of nowhere, I'd do a modest twist in celebration. Or whatever dance Greg Land had a picture of handy, anyway.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

TheJoker138 posted:

Other cop: What the gently caress do you call 125 murders in 5 years?

Dolph: Work in progress.

Alright, that's a pretty good Punisher line.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Gavok posted:

2) Nope. Though he isn't the same Batman we know. His name isn't Bruce. It's Thomas.

Is this as stupid as it sounds?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

That just enhances it. Franklin is a dick who just faked his own death, and is comforting his grieving dad about it.

"Let it all out, Dad. I miss me too."

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Did Desolation Jones have a plot? I thought its main purpose was to obliterate my eyes.

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Hey, maybe he's advising her to make sure she lands in traffic-- hence down the road-- instead of landing across the street and possibly surviving.

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