Ruin the Moment 3: Ruination

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Spoilers Below posted:

I don't even get the joke...

See, Rob Liefeld did some issues of Teen Titans once, and Rob Liefeld is a pretty terrible artist.

That's the joke.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2008 03:21

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 14:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

DevilOnYourShoulder posted:

AH. Ok. That makes more sense. I guess.

...is Loki a chick now? drat i'm behind...

Yeah, when all the Norse gods were reborn, Loki came back as a chick since after all Loki was never really a proper Asgardian, just an adopted frost giant, so the resurrection didn't work perfectly on him/her.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2008 22:03

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

How did you turn the rest of the regular art -- the arms and the fingers and all that -- into looking like Kirby drew it?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2009 23:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I looked through Final Crisis to see if it'd work anywhere there, but the only time Darkseid's not essentially talking to himself anyway is when he gets confronted by Batman.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2009 16:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

LeviathanGunship posted:

Does Kirkman have twitter? Somebody needs to show him that.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2010 22:43

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

DC's getting left out of the fun and I didn't want them to be.

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# ¿ Mar 19, 2010 20:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

CzarChasm posted:

...so...he hosed a doom bot?

According to Avengers: Children's Crusade #2, yes he did.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2010 15:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

HitTheTargets posted:

Aha, but...
What If Frank Castle became Mr. Fantastic?
Rick Remender/Steve Dillon

War veteran Frank Castle never imagined a favor for his college friend Reed Richards would take a fatal turn when Earth's first interstellar rocket came under attack by the odious Skrull Empire! Bombarded by cosmic rays on the perilous journey home, Castle and three other survivors now find they have superhuman abilities! But can even these fantastic powers help Frank as he seeks to punish the Skrulls in a deadly crusade?

Reed gets gunned down and Sue puts on a skull t-shirt as the invisible Punisher of Crime.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 22:56

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I think it looks like it's her flag and GA and GL stole it, and she wants it back.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2012 05:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

He just wants his drat ice cream bars.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 06:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Waterhaul posted:

I can't wait for the next few months of pointless feuding over who gets to be called "Best At What They Do" followed by old X-Men showing up to berate Cyclops.

Whatever, you just know it's gonna end in Wolverine getting six title shots in a row while all the other top-tier X-Men remain either bafflingly silent on the issue or inexplicably push for Wolverine to get another shot even over themselves.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 16:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Gavok posted:

League of Extraordinary Achewood.

Man if I made something that perfect I don't know how I'd ever muster up the will to do another thing ever, because how you gonna top it?

# ¿ Jul 19, 2013 16:41

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

d00gZ posted:

Sorry, everyone. (Avengers #24.NOW)

why am I laughing at this? whyyyyyyy

# ¿ Dec 25, 2013 00:05

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