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ButtWolf
Dec 30, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I make terrible and dumb jokes

sisyphean00

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BrendianaJones
Aug 2, 2011

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
I am now being followed by the lead singer of the Spin Doctors, so you know I'm big time.

https://twitter.com/BrendenKirch

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
https://twitter.com/Brucemathew86

Zombones
Oct 17, 2004
Getting back in the game after a hiatus. I was once retweeted by Judd Apatow. You could be as cool as that guy. Please help.

https://twitter.com/burgers_johnson

Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010

Dalai Trauma posted:

I'm pretty late to this party. My lurking of FYAD got me following a few of them on Twitter and that led to me actually typing words on it.

http://twitter.com/Badass_Bromance

It's your usual cross between evil, anger, confusion, hangoverposting and re-tweeting wolfpupy.

Now to go back and start following some of you guys.

RIP old twitter, you were a jerk.

Anyway I'm back on as https://twitter.com/UseWordsLikeRad

I'll stop retweeting things from 4 years ago and actually post on this account now.

dorasage
Nov 3, 2008
Attempting to maybe get more active with twitter. Expect retweets and baby pics and a new follower. :3:

https://twitter.com/dorasage

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I'm an unfunny shitstain who joined Twitter recently.

https://twitter.com/relicmouth

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
I have only 10 followers so I would like to get moer. I mainly tweet funny youtubes.

https://twitter.com/YOUTUBEdotTXT

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Hi, I retweet @SimpsonsQOTD and occasionally snarkily review world movies I watch on Netflix: https://twitter.com/hjrethuan

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
I tweet about pointless poo poo like games, cats and food. I also give a star to EVERYTHING! https://twitter.com/MikeKoppens

jorty
May 11, 2015

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Lipstick Apathy
I make bad jokes and tweet about wrestling. https://twitter.com/uglypairofjorts

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
im extremely good at twitter http://twitter.com/imjsoh

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
I'm funnier than my post count or number of followers suggests.

https://twitter.com/AwfulWizard

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I can't remember if I've posted my name in this thread before, but I've got some new stuff going.

Like, right now I'm pretending part time to be a ol' timey hill country miner with a temper and a taste for sweet liqueurs. I like twitter because it lets me interact with famous people on a mundane, day to day level, even if it's just me yelling into the void.

I don't tweet as much as I want to:

https://twitter.com/souldentist

Roach Warehouse
Nov 1, 2010


I tweet dumb jokes that can fit into 140 characters and occasionally plug my amateur podcast.

https://twitter.com/LiamSSmith

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Here's a likely one-time quasi-gimmick account:
https://twitter.com/bouvectomy

It's legit, though... In the waiting room as we speak.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Two silly ones I've been running recently...

https://twitter.com/bit_look - the backstory is a site called http://lookandbit.com registered @bit_look , but then changed it but forgot to change their website. So I took the address, pretended to be them and just insulted the quality of their goods. They twigged eventually, so now I'm just a deranged Bitcoiner who is the most likely subject of a murder investigation. I also get knocked unconscious in Walmart parking lots several times a week.

https://twitter.com/TFA_Spoilers fake spoilers for the new Star Wars film that I started today out of boredom and not being able to take much more Bitcoin.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Bringing this back as I just made an unceremonious return to Twitter and would like to add funny and/or progressive-thinking sort of people. https://twitter.com/docfission

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/nerdrover

Abstractionist
Dec 11, 2005

Anti-tank? This shit is dank!
https://twitter.com/acommonancestor

I post rhymes that I make up and think are funny.

CaptainKirkCameron
Jan 15, 2010
I created twitter so that the stupid thoughts that enter my mind could be recorded for all time. It's now a dumping ground for things I want to post on facebook/whatever but decide not to during my vetting process of counting to ten before hitting enter

https://twitter.com/CptKirkCameron

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Here's mine. It's usually a cross of stream-of-consciousness bullshittery about music or video games or whatever with a mix of space things.

Orgophlax
Aug 26, 2002


Orgophlax posted:

https://twitter.com/Orgophlax

I tweet about video games, (Philly) sports, and my kids.

Reposting...

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/trappedmouse

I make jokes and talk about stuff. Occasionally I'll retweet funny people. I've also convinced myself that I would tweet more if more people followed me.

melon cat
Jan 21, 2010

Nap Ghost
.

Zombones
Oct 17, 2004
it's been six months so obviously it's time for a fresh start https://twitter.com/human_jerk

jorty
May 11, 2015

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Lipstick Apathy
I made a new account.

Still the same bad jokes, now with occasional football/wrestling tweets and shilling friends' streams.
https://twitter.com/jortySA

GashouseGorilla
Nov 11, 2011


I still have a crap Twitter account that I use instead of being productive/bettering myself: https://twitter.com/amuffinfactory

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
finally updated my Twitter



https://twitter.com/TeeMontague/status/692521100211851266

Lipumira
May 6, 2007

FIRE!
my cat twits at https://twitter.com/DammitSheldon

In case you feel like you need a singular cat perspective on life.

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
https://twitter.com/AwfulWizard

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


https://www.twitter.com/relicmouth

I'm not funny or clever but I talk about D&D and dumb poo poo.

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
Every time I post here I gain a few followers and find some goons to follow who are funnier, and more entertaining than I am. So again, https://twitter.com/BoozeWizard

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Zombear posted:

Every time I post here I gain a few followers and find some goons to follow who are funnier, and more entertaining than I am. So again, https://twitter.com/BoozeWizard

I highly recommend this user.

Follow me for dumb pop culture observations and occasional power bank chat: https://twitter.com/hjrethuan

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Zombear posted:

Every time I post here I gain a few followers and find some goons to follow who are funnier, and more entertaining than I am. So again, https://twitter.com/BoozeWizard
This man is a good twitterer

Here's mine again. Now that football is over and my satellite launched, it's mostly me talking about how rocket science is hard, Texas is weird, and music is good.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I'm live tweeting The Ridiculous 6 right now. @GrittyrebootSA

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Lucha Luch
Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Squeakers coming off the top rope!

Zombear posted:

Every time I post here I gain a few followers and find some goons to follow who are funnier, and more entertaining than I am. So again, https://twitter.com/BoozeWizard

a good tweeter imo

I'm @krunchiebutts but my tweets are bad and you should not follow me

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