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he saw terrible things there, things no man should see like:  and:  in fact, there are plenty more horrors of the Mushroom-Dick War and he saw lovely posts, too. but sgt_goomba didn't just sit back and do nothing. he is part of that LINE IN THE SAND that says, "no, no more" sgt_goomba posted:bareback rodeo, I'm not going to make fun of you, but dude, why are you here? I don't mean this in a nasty way: Leave this place and never come back. let us all thank him for his service
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I'm not an illustrator! I'm an important investment banker. Do you need advice?
mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 8, 2008 around 09:06 |
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sgt_goomba posted:I'm a famous illustrator now! Nope, you just loving suck
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someone quote his post about me it gets me hard
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Jozier posted:someone quote his post about me it gets me hard
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so why is the koopatorium currently offline
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why does luigi have a rasheed wallacesque stain in his hair and why is the knees in their pants ripped up when the knee caps dont look to have become hugely muscular??? thats embarassing u are embarrassing
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you draw and write poorly
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Did that koopa spill beef stroganoff on its chest or what?
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who buys overalls with such tight crotches
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Deek posted:why does luigi have a rasheed wallacesque stain in his hair and why is the knees in their pants ripped up when the knee caps dont look to have become hugely muscular???
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sgt_goomba posted:The thread got gassed before I could hit send. I guess it's fitting, since I'm saluting trolls and this is a thread about trolls: 
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On a serious note, I don't know the origin of the second picture. However, I believe I saw the first on my daughters computer screen. Needless to say, she doesn't have a computer any longer and is now homeschooled.
mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 8, 2008 around 09:18 |
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do you actually live in easton because lol
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| # ? Apr 7, 2008 06:02 |
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you guys were dicks to bust up that thread, when barack obama becomes president he was going to reward sgt goomba for his hard work by giving him a NEA grant to draw what luigi's wiener would look like in a raccoon suit
but nooOOOooo
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sgt_goomba posted:Ok, seriouspost. I have no idea where that second picture came from. But please keep your criticisms coming so I can become a better illustrator and drawer.
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sgt_goomba posted:Ok, seriouspost. I have no idea where that second picture came from. But please keep your criticisms coming so I can become a better illustrator and drawer. or you try to write other people's voices and mangle the delivery when you do "yourself," it's just a waddling smugness you need to stop communicating ideas
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Randbrick posted:you won't get better, you draw other people's ideas and you do it badly randbrick does it pain you that i have achieved immortal power through my appreciable damage to a national campaign
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nm
mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 7, 2008 around 17:02 |
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why the gently caress was that thread gassed btw the forum that sgt goomba moderates is devoted to this: http://koopatorivm.deviantart.com/gallery/ and this is who he is there quote:Sgt Goomba
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My mistake.
mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 8, 2008 around 09:18 |
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the other koopaturium mod
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teh koopertorum is also Temporarily Offline because Sgt_goomba is a huge loving pussy
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That's my daughter. She was in a terrible car accident! Her recovery continues to be very difficult. Pray for her.
mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 8, 2008 around 09:19 |
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Autism Sundae posted:the other koopaturium mod face of an angel eyes of hypntoic
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that isn't a paradox at all
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thankfully this isnt important because here
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i dunno that mantis librarian chick could be pretty hot, she could like be on top facing you while giving you a foot massage
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Autism Sundae posted:thankfully this isnt important because [url=http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:FKdhZZYdZzcJ:http://www.koopatorivm.com/+koopato...lient=firefox-a]here[/url] Kaptain H and SgtGoomba
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sgt_goomba is likely an aspie
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sgt_goomba posted:Yeah, she was in a terrible car accident, don't make fun of the crippled. Are you referring to her backwards-mounted head or her decision to associate with you?
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oh hey nice forum you got there good sire http://www.koopatorivm.com/kboard/i...hp?topic=7953.0
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lolsgt goomba on his nintendo board posted:We have the dealth penalty for certain crimes in the US and personally I think it'd bullshit. Not only is it barbaric, it's contradictory. Killing wrongdoers negates the message that killing is wrong. It's saying that killing is wrong unless you are justified, which is a dangerious thing to say considering that many killers believe that they are justified in their actions. It helps make killing a normal part of American culture. Because of this I say that it probably makes things worse, on top of scientific studies that say that it certainly doesn't make things better. There has been little of no proof of a "deterence effect" on would be killers. killing is... bad i have taken a stance- discuss quote:Man, we need to get some right wing koopa fans on this board so we can really fire up con issues.
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quote:Proudly pay homage to the Koopa Klan! Offer burnt sacrifices!
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sgt_goomba posted:Yeah, she was in a terrible car accident, don't make fun of the crippled. What if the crippled have eyelids bigger than niku's lips?
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Goatstein posted:i dunno that mantis librarian chick could be pretty hot, she could like be on top facing you while giving you a foot massage
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ahahahahah what an opsgt goomba posted:Since this section is supposed to be about Controversial Issues and venting your anger, let me start a "What Message boards or sites do you really hate" topic. My selection is Sonic Cult. It's obviously run by angry, sexually frustrated nerds who have self esteem issues and deal with those issues by pretending to be internet tough guys. Every other sentence on the site tells it's readers to gently caress off, and every other piece of fanart that has to do with a female character has her either a)licking something b)showing her panties, and ever male is holding an axe. aaaaand he made it log in only, nothing is accessible it seems
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specia...ions/Sgt_goomba burrrrnnn
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Deek posted:aaaaand he made it log in only, nothing is accessible it seems you could probably brute-force half the accounts with a strictly Mario wordlist.
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 quote:But the bounty hunter is wrong about Mario, he moves with lightening speed, and he quickly trounces him on his rear. The furry creature is a little more trouble. He picks him up and winds up for a punch!! "It's not wise to upset a Wookie!" says the bounty hunter.
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