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Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

he saw terrible things there, things no man should see

like:



and:



in fact, there are plenty more horrors of the Mushroom-Dick War


and he saw lovely posts, too. but sgt_goomba didn't just sit back and do nothing. he is part of that LINE IN THE SAND that says, "no, no more"

sgt_goomba posted:

bareback rodeo, I'm not going to make fun of you, but dude, why are you here? I don't mean this in a nasty way: Leave this place and never come back.
Unless this is a character in which case lol.

Free market gravy, I mean this in the worse way possible: you're a fuckface and get out of helldump. As you can see, we're all very impressed at your skills in annihilating an easy target. Go take a bath with a hairdryer, or at the very least beat up a toddler and score some jailtime.

Jesse Jackson, please cue your ever so clever hidden barbs or show me some mario porn that I illustrated because I love it so much. You're internet sleuthing before made me feel so vulnerable.
bless you, son

let us all thank him for his service

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mr.market
Mar 19, 2008

by Fragmaster


I'm not an illustrator! I'm an important investment banker. Do you need advice?

mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 8, 2008 around 09:06

Rudiger
May 2, 2007

by Fistgrrl


sgt_goomba posted:

I'm a famous illustrator now!

Nope, you just loving suck

Lee Harvey Postwold
Apr 6, 2004

by Fragmaster


someone quote his post about me it gets me hard

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

Jozier posted:

someone quote his post about me it gets me hard
Come to papa ron paul, you can grease up my chest. It's like a dream come true.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

Duraznos is a nit-picking jerk.

p.s. Fuck Tebow


so why is the koopatorium currently offline

Turn left Dale!! Noo
Jun 21, 2007

by elpintogrande


why does luigi have a rasheed wallacesque stain in his hair and why is the knees in their pants ripped up when the knee caps dont look to have become hugely muscular??? thats embarassing u are embarrassing

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002


you draw and write poorly

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

It is not that bad, there is hope, there is charity, there is compassion blah blah blah Charles Dickens three ghosts visit Scrooge and he wakes up to life blah blah blah


Did that koopa spill beef stroganoff on its chest or what?

Rap
Sep 1, 2007

BLITZ

who buys overalls with such tight crotches

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

Deek posted:

why does luigi have a rasheed wallacesque stain in his hair and why is the knees in their pants ripped up when the knee caps dont look to have become hugely muscular???
knee nipples

Lee Harvey Postwold
Apr 6, 2004

by Fragmaster


sgt_goomba posted:

The thread got gassed before I could hit send. I guess it's fitting, since I'm saluting trolls and this is a thread about trolls:

I'm just standing in amazement. Sax, jozier, and all the other trolls, this was really a epic accomplishment. The original obamaramma thread generated massive viewership, enthusiasm, and donations. Pillowpants managed to gather, what, a billion dollars for the campaign through "city name". Now all of that is dead. If left to continue, who knows how much money he could have generated by November. You've caused appreciable damage to a national campaign, just by being persistent cocksuckers. My hat goes off to you.

mr.market
Mar 19, 2008

by Fragmaster


On a serious note, I don't know the origin of the second picture. However, I believe I saw the first on my daughters computer screen. Needless to say, she doesn't have a computer any longer and is now homeschooled.

mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 8, 2008 around 09:18

Turn left Dale!! Noo
Jun 21, 2007

by elpintogrande


do you actually live in easton because lol

Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006



you guys were dicks to bust up that thread, when barack obama becomes president he was going to reward sgt goomba for his hard work by giving him a NEA grant to draw what luigi's wiener would look like in a raccoon suit

but nooOOOooo

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

sgt_goomba posted:

Ok, seriouspost. I have no idea where that second picture came from. But please keep your criticisms coming so I can become a better illustrator and drawer.
put a shotgun on the right side of your head and a canvas on the left and take a shot at impressionism

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002


sgt_goomba posted:

Ok, seriouspost. I have no idea where that second picture came from. But please keep your criticisms coming so I can become a better illustrator and drawer.
you won't get better, you draw other people's ideas and you do it badly

or you try to write other people's voices and mangle the delivery

when you do "yourself," it's just a waddling smugness

you need to stop communicating ideas

Lee Harvey Postwold
Apr 6, 2004

by Fragmaster


Randbrick posted:

you won't get better, you draw other people's ideas and you do it badly

or you try to write other people's voices and mangle the delivery

when you do "yourself," it's just a waddling smugness

randbrick does it pain you that i have achieved immortal power through my appreciable damage to a national campaign

mr.market
Mar 19, 2008

by Fragmaster


nm

mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 7, 2008 around 17:02

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

anime comes to life and kisses me on the lips

why the gently caress was that thread gassed

btw the forum that sgt goomba moderates is devoted to this: http://koopatorivm.deviantart.com/gallery/

and this is who he is there

quote:

Sgt Goomba

Koopatorivm and K-board admin Sgt. Goomba is the number one assistant to Kaptain H. in running the Koopatorivm, helping keep the site up to date with the latest kooky design fads such as "frames," "meta tag," and "php." He is known as the most strict moderator of the K-board and deals out swift vengeance to retarded noobs with an iron fist. Many fear him, although he only wants to be loved. One cannot respect what one does not love, and how can one love what one fears? Such is the twisted paradox that is Sgt. Goomba.

mr.market
Mar 19, 2008

by Fragmaster


My mistake.

mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 8, 2008 around 09:18

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

anime comes to life and kisses me on the lips

the other koopaturium mod

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

anime comes to life and kisses me on the lips

teh koopertorum is also Temporarily Offline because Sgt_goomba is a huge loving pussy

mr.market
Mar 19, 2008

by Fragmaster


That's my daughter. She was in a terrible car accident! Her recovery continues to be very difficult. Pray for her.

mr.market fucked around with this message at Apr 8, 2008 around 09:19

Turn left Dale!! Noo
Jun 21, 2007

by elpintogrande


Autism Sundae posted:

the other koopaturium mod



face of an angel eyes of hypntoic

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002


that isn't a paradox at all

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

anime comes to life and kisses me on the lips

thankfully this isnt important because here

Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006



i dunno that mantis librarian chick could be pretty hot, she could like be on top facing you while giving you a foot massage

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

Autism Sundae posted:

thankfully this isnt important because [url=http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:FKdhZZYdZzcJ:http://www.koopatorivm.com/+koopato...lient=firefox-a]here[/url]
W lcome to The Koopatorivm! Here is an unholy archive of Mario Bros. - related news and multimedia. We have the best Mario art gallery on the internet plus authentic material such as comics, Nintendo Adventure books, and miscellaneous other scans. And other delightful surprises abound, how wonderful. Now go! Proudly pay homage to the Koopa Klan! Offer burnt sacrifices!
Kaptain H and SgtGoomba

Lee Harvey Postwold
Apr 6, 2004

by Fragmaster


sgt_goomba is likely an aspie

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out


sgt_goomba posted:

Yeah, she was in a terrible car accident, don't make fun of the crippled.

Are you referring to her backwards-mounted head or her decision to associate with you?

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

anime comes to life and kisses me on the lips

oh hey nice forum you got there good sire

http://www.koopatorivm.com/kboard/i...hp?topic=7953.0

Turn left Dale!! Noo
Jun 21, 2007

by elpintogrande


lol

sgt goomba on his nintendo board posted:

We have the dealth penalty for certain crimes in the US and personally I think it'd bullshit. Not only is it barbaric, it's contradictory. Killing wrongdoers negates the message that killing is wrong. It's saying that killing is wrong unless you are justified, which is a dangerious thing to say considering that many killers believe that they are justified in their actions. It helps make killing a normal part of American culture. Because of this I say that it probably makes things worse, on top of scientific studies that say that it certainly doesn't make things better. There has been little of no proof of a "deterence effect" on would be killers.

The death penalty is bullshit in every situation, that's my opinion.

killing is... bad

i have taken a stance- discuss

quote:

Man, we need to get some right wing koopa fans on this board so we can really fire up con issues.

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002


quote:

Proudly pay homage to the Koopa Klan! Offer burnt sacrifices!
people don't "get you" in the same way people don't "read" chain e-mails forwarded by their grandparents

Zibraltar
Jul 15, 2007

I behave like a self-involved babychild and my posts are worthless.

Sexual objectification and racism are okay with me as long as we talk about the pretty colors.

I am an adult living in an age of enlightenment who chooses ignorance and demands it in others.


sgt_goomba posted:

Yeah, she was in a terrible car accident, don't make fun of the crippled.

What if the crippled have eyelids bigger than niku's lips?

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

Goatstein posted:

i dunno that mantis librarian chick could be pretty hot, she could like be on top facing you while giving you a foot massage
i bet sgt goomba thinks the best part about bangin meltyface the stroke victim would be that she'd try to scream out poo poo like "oh god" and it'd come out "lamp frog!" which would be cool because he could say random things like "ninja pound" "reverse thrusters!" and "SOME THING AWFUL DOT CUM" before pulling out and blowing a hot load of koopajuice all over her princess peach

Turn left Dale!! Noo
Jun 21, 2007

by elpintogrande


ahahahahah what an op

sgt goomba posted:

Since this section is supposed to be about Controversial Issues and venting your anger, let me start a "What Message boards or sites do you really hate" topic. My selection is Sonic Cult. It's obviously run by angry, sexually frustrated nerds who have self esteem issues and deal with those issues by pretending to be internet tough guys. Every other sentence on the site tells it's readers to gently caress off, and every other piece of fanart that has to do with a female character has her either a)licking something b)showing her panties, and ever male is holding an axe.
They hate any Sonic universse that doesn't come straight from the games. And they hate fanart or fanfic, unless of course it's Sonic Doujinshi from Japan(porn).
Along with the Boy Scouts, I say gently caress Them, gently caress them with Kammy's strap-on.

aaaaand he made it log in only, nothing is accessible it seems

YO MAMA HEAD
Sep 11, 2007



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specia...ions/Sgt_goomba

burrrrnnn

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out


Deek posted:

aaaaand he made it log in only, nothing is accessible it seems

you could probably brute-force half the accounts with a strictly Mario wordlist.

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YO MAMA HEAD
Sep 11, 2007





quote:

But the bounty hunter is wrong about Mario, he moves with lightening speed, and he quickly trounces him on his rear. The furry creature is a little more trouble. He picks him up and winds up for a punch!! "It's not wise to upset a Wookie!" says the bounty hunter.

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