Secret Codes and Eight Year Olds

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Jet Ready Go: Nov 3, 2005; I thought I didn't qualify. I was considered, what was it... volatile, self-centered, and I don't play well with others.

DrakoDWyvrex posted:

Thats really awesome. You're a good dad.

My parents drew up a game for my brother when he decided he couldn't read. It was a bunch of clues to a treasure.

You should bury treasure for him. Kids like to dig in dirt.

Agreeed. You should drag this out until his birthday and hide a Nintendo Wii in the dirt out back or something. haha.

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Jet Ready Go: Nov 3, 2005; I thought I didn't qualify. I was considered, what was it... volatile, self-centered, and I don't play well with others.

Colbear posted:

Don't bury a living animal unless you want it to rapidly stop living. You can just as easily put a kitten in a carrier or something, which you'll need anyways, and eventually give him a final note that says something like "Your reward for your hard work is waiting for you outside.", and just set the carrier on your front porch while he's decoding it.

yeah why the hell would you bury a live animal?

Shave a code into the cat instead.

Make it say like "LOL" and it's on a cat.

IT'LL BE HILARIOUS.

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