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Kaptain K
Nov 2, 2007


I must admit, I am fond of you humans.

May you enjoy serendipity,

And may the Age of Fire perpetuate.


I have an online acquaintance who is in the porn production industry. While I certainly don't agree with his choice of career or the people he makes his money off of, he provides me with many anecdotes about the true depravity and utter pathetic nature of the people who patronize his business.



This is Kevin. Kevin describes himself as '...living with Windows users with me being the only Mac user, a doll owner and engaged to the most wonderful woman in the world...'. As is to be expected, there's a lot more to Kevin than he lets on, luckily, he's got nothing to hide as his own personal blog will attest. I present, for your consideration, Images of Loving

Kaptain K fucked around with this message at Apr 21, 2008 around 00:07

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Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

He looks like a giant toddler.

Combo
Aug 18, 2003



There's no way I'm opening that blog at work, but just from that one picture, that mutant needs a doll to gently caress.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

Knee deep in the V.A.G.

That is a monster of a man, who looks like he was burned by the sun in punishment for his misdeeds

OBi
Feb 27, 2005

HQ BN A CO BEARMAT
2001-2005. The POG-est.

lol posted:

First off, I don’t loving believe it that I actually own a mannequin. After fighting tooth and nail for over ten years with city mental health agencies that doll and mannequin ownership is actually healthy and they didn’t believe it

I'll leave it to the goons more dedicated than me to find the really pathetic stuff.

Twatty Seahag
Dec 30, 2007


What. The. gently caress.

Talkie Toaster
Jan 23, 2006
May contain carcinogens

The first page looks like it has a picture of his mother on. She must be so goddamn ashamed.

quote:

First off, I don’t loving believe it that I actually own a mannequin. After fighting tooth and nail for over ten years with city mental health agencies that doll and mannequin ownership is actually healthy and they didn’t believe it,
I don't believe it either.

Kaptain K
Nov 2, 2007


I must admit, I am fond of you humans.

May you enjoy serendipity,

And may the Age of Fire perpetuate.


Talkie Toaster posted:

The first page looks like it has a picture of his mother on. She must be so goddamn ashamed.
That's "the most wonderful woman in the world." to whom he is engaged.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

Knee deep in the V.A.G.

I honestly am just waiting for this guy to kill a bunch of women, seriously he has problems beyond problems

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE


quote:

So, in other words, I had no chance to survive make my time. (Note that I will use Zero Wing “All your base” references throughout. I had used two already, and in this paragraph. I find that the responses of the Captain, the Operator, the Mechanic and CATS appropriate when necessary.) So, my all base are belong to them from there on.
oh gently caress

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




Kinda looks like Dora.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004



Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power, Teen Panties

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idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013

I am scared shitless just from that one picture. gently caress Kevin.

Confused Enormatons
Apr 12, 2007


Fish Of Doom posted:

He looks like a giant toddler.



He kinda looks like Giant Boy Detective. He too has not yet caressed the flower of womanhood.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990

Kaptain K posted:

That's "the most wonderful woman in the world." to whom he is engaged.

I assumed this "wonderful woman" would be the doll. I'm not daring to visit the link at work- are you telling me there's a human female consenting to marry him??

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?



I can almost hear his ragged mouth breathing.

Smeed
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only

Dont they commit people like this? This guy is loving nuts.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

White Widow.


Why



Why did we need to see this, Kaptain K.

My brain is still attempting to make sense of the indecipherable geometry hiding behind that enormous orange shirt. The blog is a glimpse into lovecraftian insanity, like something that brushes your feet while you're treading water in open ocean.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE


quote:

if I still relied on the system for every thing I needed, I would be getting nowhere. I wouldn’t be able to get the medications I need, because Kat also hooked me up with the right psychiatric doctor who gave me my correct, and final label, which I am not ashamed of: I have Asperger’s Syndrome and it took about twenty years to get to that correct diagnosis that doesn’t define me as a defective body part (my brain), but as me.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BINGO!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

Knee deep in the V.A.G.

The Cubelodyte posted:

I assumed this "wonderful woman" would be the doll. I'm not daring to visit the link at work- are you telling me there's a human female consenting to marry him??

I think you are correct, reading through it, he is also quite proud as to why he does not have to explain to people what he plans to do to these dolls....

Whats worse, is now the dolls are 'related' to each other


EDIT: Hahah, Assburgers.....that explains everything

PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007


Man, I wish I hadnt clicked that link.

Nthman
Nov 3, 2004

Creepy

Im assuming that the doll fucker website is so can we get a pic of the lovely fiancee?

tools and equipment
Feb 12, 2005



I have trouble believing this isn't a joke. A mannequin brothel?

quote:

On to what I was saying, since I have an attraction toward female love dolls and mannequins, and for many years, I tried to practice my “art” in whatever store that had a mannequin or a few. (One reason why, but not really, I got kicked out of Sears in 1992—long story.) Since I was forbidden to even own a mannequin thanks to the “therapists” that I had in the Virginia Beach mental health system, I defaulted to practicing my “art” on a mannequin that looked like Jaclyn Smith (Yeah, the Kmart clothing designer) when she was much younger at D’signers Boutique and Luz Cardenas didn’t object, because it was mostly a one-woman show and even though that the mannequin was in a window, but if she knew that I wanted privacy with the mannequin, she’d act like she was going to “dress the window” (display merchandising term for changing the mannequin’s clothing) by pulling down the shade in front of the window, and let me take the mannequin into one of the back rooms that was used for measuring people for the dresses that were ordered from her so she can make custom-made dresses, let me close the door and let me have only one-half hour to be “alone” with the mannequin in a certain way. Of course, that meant no simulated sexual acts with the mannequin because she didn’t want to be faced with a cleanup and didn’t want her shop to be turned into a “mannequin brothel” because she didn’t want to be faced with a citation from the police for running a mannequin prostitution business and having the dressmaker’s shop as a front hiding the mannequin brothel.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

Knee deep in the V.A.G.

Nthman posted:

Im assuming that the doll fucker website is so can we get a pic of the lovely fiancee?

Actually haven't seen any photos, but definely


EDIT: I am starting to suspect this is fake, unless someone can find otherwise, this seems really really off

wa27
Jan 14, 2007



Haha, I love that he posed a doll this way.

Apology
Nov 12, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Nthman posted:

Im assuming that the doll fucker website is so can we get a pic of the lovely fiancee?

Oh God Oh God, she's in a wheelchair so she can't get away

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Squiggly
Jan 25, 2006

I'm Your Huckleberry


The Kevin's Haven posted:

OK, since Kat is in the hospital (hopefully getting out tomorrow… I hope–even though I’ve been saying this since Monday), I have been finding time to re-visit The Doll Forum and reconnect with some old friends there. Since Kat knows that I’ve been there, she had no qualms about it.

...

OK, Since I had an HVG (Hustler Virtual Girl) that a DollForum member gave to me for free, no strings attached, I had named this HVG the name I had for about ten or so years, wanting to get it as a mannequin and not letting Beach House stop me (which they did , many times it’s sickening), Alexandra Tiffany Tilbrook.

But, since Alexa had been destroyed (by one of my brother’s friends because he thought that if I had a girlfriend [now fiancee], I shouldn’t have a doll, when in fact, a few DollForum members have significant others and dolls at the same time), I decided to “retire” the name. Even though, some people think that dolls and girlfriends don’t mix. It’s if you don’t play your cards right, for example, putting more attention on the doll instead of your significant other and not having her join in on the fun. And some women think that dolls are for “little girls,” and some conditioning (by either their parents or their friends) in their teenage years places this mindset in them. All you gotta do is bring out their inner child. After all, your girlfriend/fiancee/wife may had Barbie and baby dolls when she was young, re-condition her by letting her know that it’s OK to play with dolls as an adult, even some women collect porcelain dolls, have her know that she’s playing dressup with a life-sized Barbie doll! But some DollForum members told me to take it easy and “feel [my fiancee] out for how much she would like to participate in your doll fun. [My] guess is that she had dolls when she was a little kid, and would enjoy taking a break from the ‘real world’ to play dressup with a life sized barbie. [sic]“

Here's his old site. http://kevinshaven.wordpress.com/

I don't know what's worse, the fact that he is engaged to what looks like an 80 year old woman, or his real doll obsession.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Those entries are so long and rambling they're barely readable. This guy definitely has some screws loose.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

White Widow.


yeah, this one actually seems pretty work safe, so far.

Nevertheless, I would 100% not have clicked that link had I known what to expect.

Nthman
Nov 3, 2004

Creepy

Ok im going to assume this is his list of people to kill.

quote:

And finally, I am going to name names of everyone, in no particular order in the system who had hosed me over, and I don’t care if I offend them:





Natalie Murphy


Jerry MacCauley


Linda Dunleavy


Dr. Devitt


Becky Hovorka


Debra Amme


Debra Wilcher


Amy Darden


Natalie Baker


Glenn Welch


Jason Johnson


Angela Jarman


Kristen Goenner


Patricia Griggs


Suzanne Manzi


Laura Fowler

Talkie Toaster
Jan 23, 2006
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CommieGIR posted:

EDIT: I am starting to suspect this is fake, unless someone can find otherwise, this seems really really off
It is a bit suspicious there's only four posts.
Edit: Proven wrong once again!

Talkie Toaster fucked around with this message at Apr 15, 2008 around 18:22

The Almighty
Jan 3, 2001

by Fragmaster


when you are crazy enough to gently caress an 80 lbs hunk of rubber, you're crazy enough to blog about it on the internet.


and if you're that crazy, you'll probably end up with your body wrapped in a shroud of human skin, dancing to kate bush

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE


Squiggly posted:

Here's his old site. http://kevinshaven.wordpress.com/

I don't know what's worse, the fact that he is engaged to what looks like an 80 year old woman, or his real doll obsession.
I think that's his mom or something. Not a fiance anyway.

EDIT: On second thought (which is really two thoughts too many) I don't even know any more

quote:

I should know, I am engaged to a RealGirl.

Hazo fucked around with this message at Apr 15, 2008 around 18:20

whistlebritches
Sep 5, 2007
Most frantic / Where's the ammo?

I love the logo at the bottom, as if it's somehow endorsed by Mac.



How come they don't show this guy on TV?

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

Nthman posted:

Ok im going to assume this is his list of people to kill.

Notice how they're almost all women

pfizerman
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.

Agalmatophiles, eh?

The fact that the group is large enough to warrant medical categorization worries me.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

Knee deep in the V.A.G.

whistlebritches posted:

I love the logo at the bottom, as if it's somehow endorsed by Mac.



How come they don't show this guy on TV?

Haha.

I'm Kevin and I'm a Mac user and Realdoll Lover

Druggachusettes
Jul 31, 2007

I've been feeling a bit off-kilter lately.


Hazo posted:

I think that's his mom or something.

That's what I thought too, I thought I read it somewhere but now I can't find it.

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




CommieGIR posted:

Haha.

I'm Kevin and I'm a Mac user and Realdoll Lover

Ive never wanted to be a PC more in my life

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

Knee deep in the V.A.G.

reflir posted:

Notice how they're almost all women

Definetly some repressed sexuality problems....


This guy is like a ticking time bomb

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sky shark
Jun 9, 2004
WALKING ARGUMENT FOR GUN CONTROL

I masturbate to Matthew Bracken books and long to kill black people. Also I leave guns laying around for criminals to steal.

Nthman posted:

Ok im going to assume this is his list of people to kill.

Play this while reading it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ltlLZkFlE

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