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I have an online acquaintance who is in the porn production industry. While I certainly don't agree with his choice of career or the people he makes his money off of, he provides me with many anecdotes about the true depravity and utter pathetic nature of the people who patronize his business. This is Kevin. Kevin describes himself as '...living with Windows users with me being the only Mac user, a doll owner and engaged to the most wonderful woman in the world...'. As is to be expected, there's a lot more to Kevin than he lets on, luckily, he's got nothing to hide as his own personal blog will attest. I present, for your consideration, Images of Loving Kaptain K fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Apr 21, 2008 |
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Apr 15, 2008 18:50
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He looks like a giant toddler.
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Apr 15, 2008 18:53
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There's no way I'm opening that blog at work, but just from that one picture, that mutant needs a doll to gently caress.
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Apr 15, 2008 18:54
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That is a monster of a man, who looks like he was burned by the sun in punishment for his misdeeds
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Apr 15, 2008 18:54
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lol posted:First off, I don’t loving believe it that I actually own a mannequin. After fighting tooth and nail for over ten years with city mental health agencies that doll and mannequin ownership is actually healthy and they didn’t believe it I'll leave it to the goons more dedicated than me to find the really pathetic stuff.
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Apr 15, 2008 18:54
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What. The. gently caress.
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Apr 15, 2008 18:55
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The first page looks like it has a picture of his mother on. She must be so goddamn ashamed.quote:First off, I don’t loving believe it that I actually own a mannequin. After fighting tooth and nail for over ten years with city mental health agencies that doll and mannequin ownership is actually healthy and they didn’t believe it,
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Apr 15, 2008 18:55
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Talkie Toaster posted:The first page looks like it has a picture of his mother on. She must be so goddamn ashamed.
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Apr 15, 2008 18:57
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I honestly am just waiting for this guy to kill a bunch of women, seriously he has problems beyond problems
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Apr 15, 2008 18:58
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quote:So, in other words, I had no chance to survive make my time. (Note that I will use Zero Wing “All your base” references throughout. I had used two already, and in this paragraph. I find that the responses of the Captain, the Operator, the Mechanic and CATS appropriate when necessary.) So, my all base are belong to them from there on.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:00
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Kinda looks like Dora.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:01
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I am scared shitless just from that one picture. gently caress Kevin.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:01
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Fish Of Doom posted:He looks like a giant toddler.  He kinda looks like Giant Boy Detective. He too has not yet caressed the flower of womanhood.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:01
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Kaptain K posted:That's "the most wonderful woman in the world." to whom he is engaged. I assumed this "wonderful woman" would be the doll. I'm not daring to visit the link at work- are you telling me there's a human female consenting to marry him??
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Apr 15, 2008 19:03
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I can almost hear his ragged mouth breathing.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:03
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Dont they commit people like this? This guy is loving nuts.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:05
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Why Why did we need to see this, Kaptain K. My brain is still attempting to make sense of the indecipherable geometry hiding behind that enormous orange shirt. The blog is a glimpse into lovecraftian insanity, like something that brushes your feet while you're treading water in open ocean.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:05
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quote:if I still relied on the system for every thing I needed, I would be getting nowhere. I wouldn’t be able to get the medications I need, because Kat also hooked me up with the right psychiatric doctor who gave me my correct, and final label, which I am not ashamed of: I have Asperger’s Syndrome and it took about twenty years to get to that correct diagnosis that doesn’t define me as a defective body part (my brain), but as me.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:07
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The Cubelodyte posted:I assumed this "wonderful woman" would be the doll. I'm not daring to visit the link at work- are you telling me there's a human female consenting to marry him?? I think you are correct, reading through it, he is also quite proud as to why he does not have to explain to people what he plans to do to these dolls.... Whats worse, is now the dolls are 'related' to each other  EDIT: Hahah, Assburgers.....that explains everything
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Apr 15, 2008 19:07
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Man, I wish I hadnt clicked that link.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:08
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Im assuming that the doll fucker website is  so can we get a pic of the lovely fiancee?
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Apr 15, 2008 19:08
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I have trouble believing this isn't a joke. A mannequin brothel?quote:On to what I was saying, since I have an attraction toward female love dolls and mannequins, and for many years, I tried to practice my “art” in whatever store that had a mannequin or a few. (One reason why, but not really, I got kicked out of Sears in 1992—long story.) Since I was forbidden to even own a mannequin thanks to the “therapists” that I had in the Virginia Beach mental health system, I defaulted to practicing my “art” on a mannequin that looked like Jaclyn Smith (Yeah, the Kmart clothing designer) when she was much younger at D’signers Boutique and Luz Cardenas didn’t object, because it was mostly a one-woman show and even though that the mannequin was in a window, but if she knew that I wanted privacy with the mannequin, she’d act like she was going to “dress the window” (display merchandising term for changing the mannequin’s clothing) by pulling down the shade in front of the window, and let me take the mannequin into one of the back rooms that was used for measuring people for the dresses that were ordered from her so she can make custom-made dresses, let me close the door and let me have only one-half hour to be “alone” with the mannequin in a certain way. Of course, that meant no simulated sexual acts with the mannequin because she didn’t want to be faced with a cleanup and didn’t want her shop to be turned into a “mannequin brothel” because she didn’t want to be faced with a citation from the police for running a mannequin prostitution business and having the dressmaker’s shop as a front hiding the mannequin brothel.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:09
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Nthman posted:Im assuming that the doll fucker website is Actually haven't seen any photos, but definely  EDIT: I am starting to suspect this is fake, unless someone can find otherwise, this seems really really off
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Apr 15, 2008 19:10
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Haha, I love that he posed a doll this way.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:11
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Nthman posted:Im assuming that the doll fucker website is Oh God Oh God, she's in a wheelchair so she can't get away 
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Apr 15, 2008 19:12
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The Kevin's Haven posted:OK, since Kat is in the hospital (hopefully getting out tomorrow… I hope–even though I’ve been saying this since Monday), I have been finding time to re-visit The Doll Forum and reconnect with some old friends there. Since Kat knows that I’ve been there, she had no qualms about it. Here's his old site. http://kevinshaven.wordpress.com/ I don't know what's worse, the fact that he is engaged to what looks like an 80 year old woman, or his real doll obsession.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:12
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, many times it’s sickening), Alexandra Tiffany Tilbrook.
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Those entries are so long and rambling they're barely readable. This guy definitely has some screws loose.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:13
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yeah, this one actually seems pretty work safe, so far. Nevertheless, I would 100% not have clicked that link had I known what to expect.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:13
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Ok im going to assume this is his list of people to kill.quote:And finally, I am going to name names of everyone, in no particular order in the system who had hosed me over, and I don’t care if I offend them:
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Apr 15, 2008 19:14
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CommieGIR posted:EDIT: I am starting to suspect this is fake, unless someone can find otherwise, this seems really really off Edit: Proven wrong once again! Talkie Toaster fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Apr 15, 2008 |
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Apr 15, 2008 19:15
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when you are crazy enough to gently caress an 80 lbs hunk of rubber, you're crazy enough to blog about it on the internet. and if you're that crazy, you'll probably end up with your body wrapped in a shroud of human skin, dancing to kate bush
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Apr 15, 2008 19:16
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Squiggly posted:Here's his old site. http://kevinshaven.wordpress.com/ EDIT: On second thought (which is really two thoughts too many) I don't even know any more quote:I should know, I am engaged to a RealGirl. Hazo fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Apr 15, 2008 |
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Apr 15, 2008 19:16
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I love the logo at the bottom, as if it's somehow endorsed by Mac.  How come they don't show this guy on TV?
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Apr 15, 2008 19:16
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Nthman posted:Ok im going to assume this is his list of people to kill. Notice how they're almost all women
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Apr 15, 2008 19:16
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Agalmatophiles, eh? The fact that the group is large enough to warrant medical categorization worries me.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:17
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whistlebritches posted:I love the logo at the bottom, as if it's somehow endorsed by Mac. Haha. I'm Kevin and I'm a Mac user and Realdoll Lover
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Apr 15, 2008 19:17
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Hazo posted:I think that's his mom or something. That's what I thought too, I thought I read it somewhere but now I can't find it.
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Apr 15, 2008 19:19
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CommieGIR posted:Haha. Ive never wanted to be a PC more in my life
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Apr 15, 2008 19:20
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reflir posted:Notice how they're almost all women Definetly some repressed sexuality problems.... This guy is like a ticking time bomb
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Apr 15, 2008 19:21
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Nthman posted:Ok im going to assume this is his list of people to kill. Play this while reading it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ltlLZkFlE
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