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CommieGIR posted:Haha. Ive never wanted to be a PC more in my life
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jviddal posted:
Her shirt has to be some nerd joke of code, looks like an expression or a path ?/usr/him?/girl Again, ew.
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nnnotime posted:Susan seems a little different from the other girls. I guess that's why her owner is proud of her: The image captions are terrifying "another view of backside... notice hole in upper waist area (drain hole for pussy) " Viewed: 2405 times. "The nearest she'll ever come to having a backbone (of course I didn't think of this until after the "accident") fluid proofed 3/4in plywood. much easier to move now. " Viewed: 2290 times
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Please add Frankenstein guy to this list http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/sexdoll/images/male_01.jpg 
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For the last 20 pages or so, an idea has been building in my head. Quote after quote from Mr Hockey continues to reinforce it... We need to remake Fight Club, with Midiman as the narrator. I think the roles of Hockey/Midiman should be played by Lowtax... and Lowtax in blackface. Get the broad who married herself to fill Marla's role(If I bought a RealTumor, I'd name it Marla), CGB would be Bob of course. (His name was Lobster Rapeface.) If this is your first night at dollfucker club, you have to gently caress a doll. Dave Hockey: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of Red Bull and Funyuns you can make silicone? Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true? Dave Hockey: That's right; one can make all kinds of fuckable synthetics using simple household items... Narrator: Really? Dave Hockey: If one were so inclined.
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hackpuppet posted:I read to the end of this thread when it was only like 17 pages, and now look at it! (Really, I think there's no limit to how deep this hole goes.) And if you ever do reach the end of the hole, you just send it in for repair
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Apr 25, 2008 19:25
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Backdoor Machinator posted:Fixed that for you. Sounds like your daughter's a real winner. I mean psycho. Here's your chance... How many 5 yr old fuckdolls could you take in a fight? could be the breakout parody thread of the year!
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Apr 30, 2008 14:23
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maplecheese posted:Oh look. It is a picture of an anthropomorphic lion made out of rubber. He is masturbating. Here's a map to plan your vacation around. You know, areas to avoid and stuff.
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May 6, 2008 05:06
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Wastebasket posted:He definitely seems to have an obsession with navels. On poorly constructed silicone lifeforms, that is. Also Linux, Ubuntu, and Macs. Do these things even HAVE navels? I wonder if they are painted on, modelled after a normal human, or fuckable/washable.
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TonTon posted:Funyuns are orange, right? (Sorry about the compression, I accidentally saved it as a JPG Yellow
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Caligasti posted:Anyway, that Boytoy site has an, er, interesting info page: Maybe with their system all the parts are interchangeable, so you could stick the Vag insert into the Mouth cavity, or buy 3 Assholes if thats your thing.
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Caligasti posted:I still get a laugh thinking it was the former. "I'm leaving you, babe. Me and Candygirl 18 are gonna get us a place far away from here. She's more of a woman than you ever were. You'll be hearin' from my lawyer in due time." As soon as he's inflated, of course..
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If I ever start a band, it'll use fuckdolls for backup singers and be called Jiggly Technology & the Functional Entries
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