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Caged
May 21, 2004


Just remembered another thing that used to piss me off daily - why does Windows act so retardedly with removable disks? Half the time when I gave someone a flash drive at work, Windows would give it the same drive letter as one already in use. Is it really too difficult to just loving check first?

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Xenomorph
Jun 13, 2001


Caged posted:

Just remembered another thing that used to piss me off daily - why does Windows act so retardedly with removable disks? Half the time when I gave someone a flash drive at work, Windows would give it the same drive letter as one already in use. Is it really too difficult to just loving check first?

This.

I get trouble tickets a lot that have to do with this.

"I put my thumb drive in and nothing appeared in My Computer".

I open Computer Management, point out that Windows happily gave the thumb drive the SAME drive letter that is already in use.
It's a simple fix, but only if you know what is going on.

Some peoples' first thoughts are that the thumb drive is bad, or the USB port is bad, or their install of Windows is trashed... "Do I have a virus?" is something I've been asked.

"No, ma'am, Windows simply decided to give it a drive letter of F: even though you already have drive F: mapped to something else."

Hopefully this was fixed in Vista.

nail
Jul 15, 2005



such a nice boy posted:

Oh, I'm totally aware. I've installed tons of printers, and I know you have to choose "local printer". It's just that it makes no drat sense, especially if you've never done it before. If a printer is not locally connected to my computer, it's not a local printer. MS has completely retarded ideas about what a "network printer" is, and just because we've all learned to work around them doesn't mean that they aren't infuriating.
Exactly.

Xenomorph posted:

"I put my thumb drive in and nothing appeared in My Computer".
This poo poo sucks. I have a S-ATA drive bay on my computer. If the computer's already on but there's no drive in it, I can put one in and it shows up IF IT FEELS LIKE IT. The first time, it always does. The second time, only sometimes will it show up. The third time, never. It has a letter that nothing else has. When it doesn't show up, it's not in Disk Management. I have to reboot to get it back.

Arsten
Feb 18, 2003


hyperborean posted:

This poo poo sucks. I have a S-ATA drive bay on my computer. If the computer's already on but there's no drive in it, I can put one in and it shows up IF IT FEELS LIKE IT. The first time, it always does. The second time, only sometimes will it show up. The third time, never. It has a letter that nothing else has. When it doesn't show up, it's not in Disk Management. I have to reboot to get it back.

This only works well with AHCI active on the SATA bus, which XP will not boot off of without specific drivers fromt he manufacturer.

The thumbdrive thing not having letters seems to be fixed in Vista. While it happened a decent number of times in XP, it hasn't happened to me once in Vista.

EVGA Longoria
Dec 25, 2005

Let's go exploring!


Xenomorph posted:

This.

I get trouble tickets a lot that have to do with this.

"I put my thumb drive in and nothing appeared in My Computer".

I open Computer Management, point out that Windows happily gave the thumb drive the SAME drive letter that is already in use.
It's a simple fix, but only if you know what is going on.

Some peoples' first thoughts are that the thumb drive is bad, or the USB port is bad, or their install of Windows is trashed... "Do I have a virus?" is something I've been asked.

"No, ma'am, Windows simply decided to give it a drive letter of F: even though you already have drive F: mapped to something else."

Hopefully this was fixed in Vista.

I have not once had this happen or seen it.

nail
Jul 15, 2005



Arsten posted:

This only works well with AHCI active on the SATA bus, which XP will not boot off of without specific drivers fromt he manufacturer.
OK, I'm not booting off that disk, that's how I put the drive in and wonder why it doesn't show up in Disk Management. The computer boots every time without issue. It's the second drive that I keep media files on that likes to play this game.

Caged
May 21, 2004


I think what arsten meant was that it's possible your drives are in IDE emulation mode hence why hot-swapping them doesn't work reliably.

FigBug
Apr 27, 2002

Lemon Party - Lest we Forget

Casao posted:

I have not once had this happen or seen it.

It only happens if you have a network drive mounted as the next available drive letter. E: on most systems.

nail
Jul 15, 2005



Caged posted:

I think what arsten meant was that it's possible your drives are in IDE emulation mode hence why hot-swapping them doesn't work reliably.
They're not. If they were, the second drive wouldn't show up ever, unless it was connected when I turned the computer on.

brc64
Mar 21, 2008

I wear my sunglasses at night.

Casao posted:

I have not once had this happen or seen it.
I have, and it is frustrating. In every instance I've seen, it was Windows trying to assign a USB drive a letter that was in use by a drive mapping. I don't know if disk management just doesn't bother to look at drive mappings when picking the next available letter or if there's something else going on that causes this, but it's always been that scenario.

Most of our drive mappings start with the letter M, so it doesn't come up very frequently.

Arsten
Feb 18, 2003


hyperborean posted:

OK, I'm not booting off that disk, that's how I put the drive in and wonder why it doesn't show up in Disk Management. The computer boots every time without issue. It's the second drive that I keep media files on that likes to play this game.

But if it's the same SATA controller (said bus, meant controller), turning on AHCI will have adverse reactions with Windows XP booting. And hot swapping while in IDE mode for the SATA controller has never yielded positive results, in my experience.

Just saying that if you want to wade in and get the AHCI-capable drivers for your SATA controller, you can probably get it to work. Just expect that Windows XP may have a nice old-fashioned freak-out when it tries to boot.

Sock on a Fish
Jul 17, 2004

What if that thing I said?

FigBug posted:

It only happens if you have a network drive mounted as the next available drive letter. E: on most systems.

It'll happen if you've got a fair amount of network drives and someone brings in an all-in-one cardreader that Windows will mount as drives E: through L:.

tripwire
Nov 19, 2004

        ghost flow

This has been mentioned umpteen times already in this thread but it bears repeating:

Progress bars which don't meaningfully indicate progress at all, and in particular, the variety that are a series of progress bars with no indication how many more there are to go.

Like this:
Starting...
.
..
...
....
.....
......100%!
Starting another thing...
.
..
...

etc. etc.

brc64
Mar 21, 2008

I wear my sunglasses at night.

tripwire posted:

This has been mentioned umpteen times already in this thread but it bears repeating:

Progress bars which don't meaningfully indicate progress at all, and in particular, the variety that are a series of progress bars with no indication how many more there are to go.

Like this:
Starting...
.
..
...
....
.....
......100%!
Starting another thing...
.
..
...

etc. etc.
I saw a progress meter hit 102% once.

nail
Jul 15, 2005



Arsten posted:

But if it's the same SATA controller (said bus, meant controller),
It is

quote:

turning on AHCI will have adverse reactions with Windows XP booting.
It doesn't. I don't know if this varies by motherboard, but when I got the bay, the drive would not be seen. I turned AHCI on in the BIOS, and it wouldn't boot. I found an AHCI driver, installed it, and turned AHCI back on and there it has stayed.

quote:

And hot swapping while in IDE mode for the SATA controller has never yielded positive results, in my experience.
Right. In my case, the drive will never show up (unless it was connected when the computer was turned on).

So, I do have the drivers, the controller is in AHCI mode, and I don't have any trouble booting. For everything except getting the second drive to appear after boot, it's either/or, all or nothing.

tripwire
Nov 19, 2004

        ghost flow

brc64 posted:

I saw a progress meter hit 102% once.

I can imagine a lead developer talking to the developers under him like a coach does a sports team: We want our software to put in 110%! Goooooo TEAM!

Dessert Rose
May 17, 2004

so delicious...



I've seen progress bars move backwards. Explain that poo poo.

Also on the progress bar shitlist: progress bars that zoom to 95% and then sit at 95% for an eternity.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007



The old Windows 3.11 progress bar was great. Three bars - current action, total progress, and disk space.

Factor Mystic
Mar 19, 2006

Baby's First Post-Apocalyptic Fiction

Vista file copying progress meter: it displays % done not by time, as you would want/expect, but that file # out of the total number of files in the operation. Copying a giant directory? Forward, forward, OH! discovered a subdirectory with a billion files, so...backwards a few notches, then zoom to the end, then wait for that last sliver of progress while the final huge file copies. They changed the control panel to show physical ram, but they didn't change the progress meter to time. Dumb.

TokenBrit
May 7, 2007
Irony isn't something that's like metal.

Ryouga Inverse posted:

I've seen progress bars move backwards. Explain that poo poo.

Ubuntu does this when it's shutting down so there.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

GUIL-TY!


MS Word .doc , and the new .docx (sorry if it's been mentioned before; couldn't find it). This causes so much trouble when people bring the files from home made in one version and try to use it here with another version. The easy fix for most text is to use RTF instead, but no one knows that.

Today, an under-30 co-worker sent me a .docx attachment. My Word 2003 couldn't open it. She asks, "Didn't you get the upgrade?" [free at the office by the way]

"No..." but that's not the point, I try to explain: You can't assume that your recipient has the very latest Word, or uses Word at all, and for just sending formatted text, it's a poor reason to perpetuate Microsoft's contempt for its customers.

So later in the day she sends out an announcement by email for a project we're working on. She sends it attached as BOTH a .doc and an .rtf (apparently taking my advice) which look exactly the same.
What? Just one RTF does the job. I can't even find tactful words to correct her that won't make me look like a computer nerd jackass.

At the end of the email she says "also visit the site" (which I made) and the URL for it.
Also? Also? That should be the first thing offered! Heck, there shouldn't even be an attached word processed file-- we can't update that, but we can update the frigging site! It's the main base of operation for obvious reasons. Is Word so ubiquitous that one would choose it over the internet?

(Bless her heart, though. I like her personally, but it's so hard to explain these things without looking like a bitch)

Ema Nymton fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2008 around 19:30

nail
Jul 15, 2005



Ema Nymton posted:

Office Compatibility Pack?

Sock on a Fish
Jul 17, 2004

What if that thing I said?

hyperborean posted:

Office Compatibility Pack?

Your IT folks should be pushing this with a GPO if they've still got people on 2003. There's no way you can expect that people outside the company aren't going to be sending you Office 2007 documents.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

GUIL-TY!


hyperborean posted:

Office Compatibility Pack?
True, but my point is that it's unfair to expect others to have the same software you do, especially when it's the latest and greatest, and especially when you want others to care to read your file.
EDIT:

Sock on a Fish posted:

Your IT folks should be pushing this with a GPO if they've still got people on 2003. There's no way you can expect that people outside the company aren't going to be sending you Office 2007 documents.
Yes, this. We're a state college, so we have students and contacts with a board range of low incomes.

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005


A bunch of newer Sony 64-bit laptops come with a free trial of Webroot Spysweeper. There is no 64-bit version of Spysweeper. It will just bitch that it's incompatible every time you start the computer until you uninstall it. Even when you run their restore CD/partition, when it goes to install it, it tells you that this program is not compatible and did not install correctly.

But hey, at least Sony got their $0.06 from Webroot.

Caged
May 21, 2004


Did Sony not even loving test it?

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005


Caged posted:

Did Sony not even loving test it?

Lowclock posted:

Sony got their $0.06 from Webroot.

I would be willing to bet Webroot cares if it works a lot more than Sony does.

Caged
May 21, 2004


Not if people return the laptop because it's throwing errors on first boot.

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005


Caged posted:

Not if people return the laptop because it's throwing errors on first boot.

Sony gets their money from the retailer before it's ever sold to a customer. Obviously nobody's going to buy Webroot if it doesn't work, so the only one losing out is them. The returns are my problem, not Sony's, but this is only part of the reason why when someone asks what kind of laptop they should get, I usually don't say Sony.

Lum
Aug 13, 2003



brc64 posted:

I have, and it is frustrating. In every instance I've seen, it was Windows trying to assign a USB drive a letter that was in use by a drive mapping. I don't know if disk management just doesn't bother to look at drive mappings when picking the next available letter or if there's something else going on that causes this, but it's always been that scenario.

Most of our drive mappings start with the letter M, so it doesn't come up very frequently.

This happens because assigning drive letters to local devices is done at the LocalSystem level but assigning network drive letters is done at the user level. The Disk Manager has no idea what drive letters a user may have mapped up.

It can be worked around though, a third party utility someone on these forums pointed me to sort is out. USBDLM. I have mine set up to always use drive B: for USB devices, you can also use it to remove things from the Safely Remove Hardware list that have no business being there, such as Drive C:

Skulk
Feb 23, 2008


Something that annoys me is when I download drivers for a customer (or even for myself sometimes) and the default file names are retarded.

For instance, the last few drivers I downloaded were for a Foxconn motherboard. One was entitled 811B-5.964.507.2008. Another Intel-6.14.10.4964-32-bit. I mean, would it kill them to put a "video" somewhere in the video driver name? Or even the video chipset name? Really, I can understand why they would name them by verion number and date, but if only they made it easier to understand.

I think Dell is the worst for this. The default names don't even have a date or version number. Just random letters. Sure, they MUST mean something, but I'm lazy and when I download about 10 drivers per computer I sometimes lose my place when installing them and attempt to re-install a sound driver or something.

Or maybe I am just lazy.

Smoke
Mar 11, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

tripwire posted:

This has been mentioned umpteen times already in this thread but it bears repeating:

Progress bars which don't meaningfully indicate progress at all, and in particular, the variety that are a series of progress bars with no indication how many more there are to go.

Like this:
Starting...
.
..
...
....
.....
......100%!
Starting another thing...
.
..
...

etc. etc.

Try importing a large .PST file into Outlook. It does this in chunks, which each get their own progress bar and time indication. Most of 'em start out saying 40 minutes or so, then it quickly dies down to 60 seconds, then it sticks there for a few minutes, then finishes and starts on the next chunk. There's no way to tell how far along it is outside of looking at your inbox and subfolders in there slowly filling up(Also in chunks)

Outlook is filled with weird poo poo though. Got the following situation with a user running Outlook 2003 SP3:
User starts new e-mail with image in signature. Outlook tosses an ActiveX error at him and doesn't display the image while writing the mail. Send the mail, no errors at recipient, no errors when viewing it in Sent Items, and the problem itself just materialized one day.

The cause turned out to be Outlook's temporary file folder filling up. Clean out the folder, everything works again. And Outlook doesn't offer a way to automagically clean up its mess either(Unless I'm missing a vague option somewhere)

nail
Jul 15, 2005



Ema Nymton posted:

True, but my point is that it's unfair to expect others to have the same software you do, especially when it's the latest and greatest, and especially when you want others to care to read your file.
While I essentially:
-agree with you
-feel proprietary formats are harmful in a social sense where computing is concerned
-would guess Microsoft really only came up with the new MSO formats to encourage sales of Cash Cow #2 version 13
-and don't have any version of MSO and would therefore not be able to read such a file, and would react similarly,

for yourself you can at least make things easier. You may find this useful in convincing people to be aware of the above, but it is chock full of super frothing-nerd-rage and you should probably truncate, summarize, or temper it.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!


Factor Mystic posted:

Vista file copying progress meter: it displays % done not by time, as you would want/expect, but that file # out of the total number of files in the operation. Copying a giant directory? Forward, forward, OH! discovered a subdirectory with a billion files, so...backwards a few notches, then zoom to the end, then wait for that last sliver of progress while the final huge file copies. They changed the control panel to show physical ram, but they didn't change the progress meter to time. Dumb.

It reallty fucks me off how it doesn't check for duplicates etc before it starts to copy, even in vista. I had half copied a directory from a mem card, but it was taking >20mins so I had to break it half way through.

Later on I want to continue, so I just did the same copy function. It was going to take an hour (why the gently caress is it so slow??), so I went out after 30 mins, and when I came back, I found it had stalled where it found some duplicates, waiting for my response, then continued to take another 20 minutes or so. It could have asked me earlier.

Why isn't file copying in windows better? Why when you start a second file copy does it do it at the same time, because if it's on the same drive (or heaven forbid a cd/dvd) it thrashes the gently caress out of the drive and it takes longer to do both parallel, than if I did them in series. But I don't want to sit around waiting for one process to finish just so I can start the next one.
Why can't it say "would you like to start this one now, or wait until the current one has finished?".

Lovie Unsmith
Mar 19, 2005



Skulk posted:

Something that annoys me is when I download drivers for a customer (or even for myself sometimes) and the default file names are retarded.

For instance, the last few drivers I downloaded were for a Foxconn motherboard. One was entitled 811B-5.964.507.2008. Another Intel-6.14.10.4964-32-bit. I mean, would it kill them to put a "video" somewhere in the video driver name? Or even the video chipset name? Really, I can understand why they would name them by verion number and date, but if only they made it easier to understand.

I think Dell is the worst for this. The default names don't even have a date or version number. Just random letters. Sure, they MUST mean something, but I'm lazy and when I download about 10 drivers per computer I sometimes lose my place when installing them and attempt to re-install a sound driver or something.

Or maybe I am just lazy.

How about HP/Compaq? Everything is named SP12345. I rename them all.

EVGA Longoria
Dec 25, 2005

Let's go exploring!


hyperborean posted:

While I essentially:
-agree with you
-feel proprietary formats are harmful in a social sense where computing is concerned
-would guess Microsoft really only came up with the new MSO formats to encourage sales of Cash Cow #2 version 13
-and don't have any version of MSO and would therefore not be able to read such a file, and would react similarly,

for yourself you can at least make things easier. You may find this useful in convincing people to be aware of the above, but it is chock full of super frothing-nerd-rage and you should probably truncate, summarize, or temper it.

There is a free MS Word viewer, there is a compatability pack that lets you read Word 2007 docx files. There is absolutely no reason not to be taking advantage of this in the real world. Get off of your "Proprietary software is harmful, peace love and free software!" hippy kick and realize that Word is on top because it does what's necessary with agressive marketing. Welcome to capitalism.

It's nothing personal, but any time I see any kind of "gently caress closed source/formats/whatever" I begin to see red.

CuddleChunks
Sep 18, 2004



Ryouga Inverse posted:

Also on the progress bar shitlist: progress bars that zoom to 95% and then sit at 95% for an eternity.
Oh InstallShield, I just can't quit you.


As for network versus local printers, that's been a pretty much endless source of nerd rage since I started installing printers that weren't based on parallel ports.

I'm pretty sure Microsoft keeps it around for EMT's that have calls in Silicon Valley. "His blood pressure is dropping, quick, show him the Printer Setup Wizard! There we go, 140/60 and rising, good job guys."

Arcsech
Aug 5, 2008


Casao posted:

There is a free MS Word viewer, there is a compatability pack that lets you read Word 2007 docx files. There is absolutely no reason not to be taking advantage of this in the real world.

The problem as I see it is not so much "M$ can go to hell" as "Use the right tool for the right job". Would you rent an 18-wheeler to go to the store to buy a loaf of bread? Of course not, but that's what using .doc or .docx for formatted text is like.

This is not to say the MS formats are useless, but that they are used far more often than they are needed. RTF (or even just plain text) is much, much smaller, quicker to open and view or edit, you don't need a special viewer for it, and it does what most people use .doc in less time, with less effort to view, and for less money. Yes, businesses still need more advanced formats for various things, but simple formatted text is not one of them.

Weedle
May 31, 2006

by Peatpot


Arcsech posted:

The problem as I see it is not so much "M$ can go to hell" as "Use the right tool for the right job". Would you rent an 18-wheeler to go to the store to buy a loaf of bread? Of course not, but that's what using .doc or .docx for formatted text is like.

This is not to say the MS formats are useless, but that they are used far more often than they are needed. RTF (or even just plain text) is much, much smaller, quicker to open and view or edit, you don't need a special viewer for it, and it does what most people use .doc in less time, with less effort to view, and for less money. Yes, businesses still need more advanced formats for various things, but simple formatted text is not one of them.

But it requires more steps to save a document in RTF than in doc or docx. When your average office person needs to create a text document, they open up Word. When they click save, Word creates a doc or docx file (depending on the version). Your average office lackey isn't going to specifically choose RTF from the dropdown list, because to them the default format works just fine.

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aylin
Jun 19, 2005
Bridgeport ruffian

Arcsech posted:

This is not to say the MS formats are useless, but that they are used far more often than they are needed. RTF (or even just plain text) is much, much smaller, quicker to open and view or edit, you don't need a special viewer for it, and it does what most people use .doc in less time, with less effort to view, and for less money.

Along these lines, I hate it when I ask someone to send me a list of items, one per line in an email and receive an attached word doc. Arghhh!! Use plaintext goddammit!

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