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Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


the bugs in the Mass Effect crack are fixed now, its not really a valid point

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Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


I work for government agency which must remain anonymous(post office)

every district gets their own webserver/database, some use them, some ignore them completely

most apps get made with no indexes / poor portability in thier code / poor maintability

Its nice cuz it makes me look worth 10 times more than I realy am

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


This software that serves our needs and works fine and can be updated easily and efficiently and scales is END OF LIFE SO WE NEED THE NEW poo poo SOFTWARE NOW

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


Why is my Users/Temp folder in Windows constantly filled with trojans

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


"The problem could be because the programmers were in the system today"

What programmer? What "system"? How does one get "in" such system?

I hate normal people

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


Required / Desired Skills

8 plus years experience
4 year college degree or equivalent technical study with advanced study preferred.
ASP.NET/VB.NET Required 5 Years
MS SQL Server Required 5 Years
Web Services Required 1 Years
Analysis/Design/Testing/Performance tuning Required 5 Years
Device Capture integration Desired 1 Years
PDF generation and storage Required 3 Years
.NET Framework 2.0 & higher Required 2 Years
MVP/MVC/WCF/WCSF Required 1 Years
MS SQL Server 2008 Desired 1 Years
Smart Forms / Rich Internet Application Required 1 Years

The pay... no benefits 40$ per hour, not joking

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


Javid posted:

code:
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> 
<html lang="en"> 
<head> 
<title>Self-Sufficientcy Office locations</title> 

You lost me at doctype,

Oh I know proper XHTML format is important and all , but honestly all it does is confuse me and make me have to add a bunch of garbage on all my html pages

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


I treat anything related to IT like quantum mechanics

As soon as any person observes the data it instantly becomes useless,
and somehow I get paid money to do the job because of "Retrocausality"

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


ruro posted:

Working in networking. I am so sick of the network being blamed for everything and having to prove it's not our god drat network. Seriously we spend ridiculous amounts of money on a fully redundant over-speced network and every tom dick and harry thinks that the network is at fault when their poo poo application/server/workstation doesn't get decent throughput. I'm this close to have a default snide response of "yes, it must be the fully redundant switches that cost 50 times more than your server". Yes, your lovely 5 year old dell server that hasn't been rebooted in 2 years is clearly not the problem, and it has to be our 6500's.

Yes clearly having to work with lovely 5 year old servers that must support thousands of users is better than working in networking and getting to use top of the line equipment

(im that guy, the guy that needs to work with lovely 5 year old servers)

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


I use a hotmail account

There is even a field in the mail header that says which IP the mail originated, and microsoft is too dumb to check if mail is coming from their own servers

The result: hotmail spam from everywhere

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


captkirk posted:

Windows Server's winsxs directory. Thank you for making my Windows folder take up 20 GB on a 40 gig system partition.

edit: beaten like a punk

Its mostly hard links to files in system32 or other folers

mine says 17 gig but if you use a tool that ignores hard links its like 6.5 gig

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


While on the topic of Windows taking up space like a fat man on a plane,

I find shadow copy service is what actually eats up alot, you can use vssadmin to limit the amount, but you wont be able to have as many restore points

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


Clearly this code in a completely different project in a complete different part of the website is directly coupled to whatever bullshit you are working on at the moment and must be rewritten at whim

Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


Trying to figure out if happiness is worth more than money
I basically worked a crappy job for years, then got a real job at 50k for programming.

I get to do pretty much what I want and dont really have any boss except the project manager. I know if I try to ask for a better salary I'll most likely get shot down, but on the other hand I probably have done enough work to be worth at least some kind of bonus.

I worked there for almost a year, I don't know what the actual point you ask for the bonus is? Is it at the end of the project, the end the year? Whenever you get asked to do more crap than usual?

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Melted_Igloo
Nov 26, 2007


pseudomonkey posted:

Dev's that only know JQuery and CSS

Dev's who put jQuery on the resume and don't know what $ does!

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