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Thallium
Mar 13, 2007

Nice thread. NOW WHERE IS OUR CHAINSAW ARM?

You are awoken by the sound of an alarm in the distance.

You cannot remember how you got here, or when, or what day it is now. Even your own name is eluding you.



However, you do seem to remember having two arms when you went to sleep. Your right is missing, and there is a sharp ache under the dressing.



The alarm grows louder. You hear footsteps, then a key in the lock. The door handle starts to rattle. This doesn't seem promising.



You have time to open and search one of the nightstand drawers before the door opens. A hint:

Red options are offensive - weapons and the like.
Yellow options are defensive - things that will help you defend yourself or make it easier to escape.
Blue options are functional - keys, information or other bits and pieces that you will find useful.

A map of the current area (not to scale):



Yes, you are a small girl with pigtails.


Updates:

This thread has been updated on pages 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, 12, 15, 19, 22, 27, 30, 34, 37, 39, 42, 46, 49, 52, 55, 58 & 62.



RYB is now over!

Fanart, etc.:


Ridiculously awesome audio summary by Nugs, covering updates 1-8:



Chainsaw-armed Pigtails logo by Pip:



Pigtails by Inkwell:



Photoshop monstrosity by woodhead:



Bonus doodle posted in lieu of an update, plus coloured versions by myself and malamute84 respectively:



Chewbot shows me up for the talentless hack that I am:



Roger Explosion's avatar gets assaulted:





I tease everyone with a doodle of Pigtails' future:



And not to forget kjetting who drew my Pigtails-based custom title:

Thallium fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2008 around 14:07

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Skinned Mink
Aug 17, 2004
Yep.

I pick the yellow one. Survival first people!

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer


I choose RED, lets rain fire and destruction upon our enemies!

welp
Nov 3, 2007

DEAR GOD


Definitely red. Whatever is coming in needs a sharp object in it's forehead.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!

Yellow! Cowards live to fight another day!

Hamburlgar
Dec 31, 2007

WANTED


If I was a small girl with pigtails, I would choose the yellow one.

xthnru
Apr 6, 2007

FUCK YOU GUYS. I'm out.

Yellow, because what the gently caress is a one-armed little girl going to do, seriously?

DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.


I pick blue, it probably has the key to the locked filing cabinet which is probably full of goodies!

Edit- Also why the hell wouldn't you just use red yellow green?

DrPain fucked around with this message at May 5, 2008 around 21:10

yuk_mistress
May 11, 2007



I AM a pigtailed girl and I pick BLUE. Because knowledge is power!

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?

xthnru posted:

Yellow, because what the gently caress is a one-armed little girl going to do, seriously?

This is why we need a gun people! Go red!

orange crayon
Feb 22, 2007

Stupid


yellow because i want to live

Captain Zeroth
Feb 24, 2007
Im a captain?!

Yellow! We don't know whats going on here. Best to play it safe.

Fearian
Nov 21, 2007

TSSSSSSssssss...



blue gotta stock up before poo poo hits the fan!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Throw the table through the window and escape!

retroactivesoul
Apr 14, 2007

I contribute nothing to this conversation, but you don't hear me shutting up.

Reeeeeeeee-ed.

Violence solves everything.

E1M5
Feb 6, 2007


Better red than dead.

Trent-Easton
Nov 23, 2005

How fascinating it is to watch the machinations of one´s own mind play themselves out.


I'll say red

And I'll say that those drawings look really professional, feels like a DS game.

Robin Goodfellow
Apr 24, 2008


Red. As has already been said, a one armed girl can't possibly defend herself and so the only option is to KILL!

Non-Player
Oct 27, 2007


Yellow. as a small oft-pigtailed girl, I have found it best to have some sort of defensive item.

Andraste
Oct 22, 2005


RED , A one armed pigtailed girl with a weapon, there isn't much better than that.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING

RED, you milquetoasts. Pigtails up there is obviously baby Samus Aran, and the red drawer has her gun-arm in it.

Happysafer
Feb 12, 2007

"You idiots!"

RED You just have to kill!

Shiva's Delight
Oct 31, 2004

Oh I could throw you in the lake or feed you poisoned birthday cake. I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone!

Blue, it's probably where your arm is.

armoredgorilla
Feb 11, 2008

and all this here county, hell, any county, it's just like heaven here


BLUE! It's plot intro time and we need information!

Royal P
Aug 28, 2007

Raarr

Gonna go with yellow on this one.

Also, is one of her arms amputated?

Symptomless Coma
Mar 30, 2007
for shock value

Blue, just to be contrary! Who says what's behind the door is a threat?

Fantastic drawing style, by the way.

Edit: AWW SHI it's animated? This is promising indeed...

Fearian
Nov 21, 2007

TSSSSSSssssss...



Happysafer posted:

RED You just have to kill!

would microbe want you to kill? hmm?

Majik Ninja
Jan 16, 2004


Gotta go Blue

retroactivesoul
Apr 14, 2007

I contribute nothing to this conversation, but you don't hear me shutting up.

RoyalPneumothorax posted:

Also, is one of her arms amputated?

Thallium posted:

However, you do seem to remember having two arms when you went to sleep. Your right is missing, and there is a sharp ache under the dressing.

All signs point to yes.

Redjakk
Apr 24, 2007

cormano sigue siendo mi hermano


I shall select RED and hope that this character is left-handed.

Jolly Corndog
Apr 5, 2008

It's lamb, ding dong,
not sal-man


Blue, maybe it's your other arm!! Also the red and yellow things are probably stuff that you would need two arms to use, like a jump rope or something.

God Mode
Nov 4, 2005

It's Odin, motherfuckers.

I'm gonna say RED.

A Nice Boy
Feb 13, 2007

First in, last out.

Yellow! Fend off attacks until you have a chance to open the other two drawers, as well.

SirMuffington
Feb 8, 2005


I say go for broke, choose red. You can always open the blue drawer after you kill whoever's coming in.

Tater Tot 13
Nov 14, 2003

Making the best of a goon situation.

Yellow!

Its my favorite color and the best offense is a good defense! Or was that the other way???

Screw it YELLOW!!!

Full Circle
Feb 20, 2008



Red you drat defensive pansies

GuyGizmo
Feb 26, 2003

stupid babies need the most attention


I choose to sit on the middle of the floor and meditate in order to stay true to my vow of non-violence and passifism regardless of the outcome, for I shall gladly choose my own death over harming any life.

Aintain
Apr 6, 2007

Shit, really? They don't?! :,(


Which door are they coming from? If it's from the bathroom, maybe they just had to poo poo or shower or something and are totally defenseless. I'd say red, get them when they least expect it!

Edit: Nevermind, I guess it'd be the locked one since the handle is rattling. I say red anyway.

Tater Tot 13
Nov 14, 2003

Making the best of a goon situation.

GuyGizmo posted:

I choose to sit on the middle of the floor and meditate in order to stay true to my vow of non-violence and passifism regardless of the outcome, for I shall gladly choose my own death over harming any life.

DUDE! you gonna die like a mofo up in here!

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Gummy Joe
Aug 16, 2007


Well, I wouldn't have Ol' Chomper here, that's for sure!

Red and lets hope for a single-handed weapon.

Like, a meat cleaver or something.

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