Tacticlol -Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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Propagandalf: Dec 6, 2008; itchy itchy itchy itchy

Cyrano4747 posted:

No, but warhammer references should be probatable.

It was funny when it was just The Rat doing in-character threads in a really clever way.

It was even a little cool for the first dozen or so other references.

Now that half the forums has discovered its inner comic book shop nerd it's just annoying on the level of lolcats.

Just loving once I want to be able to have a picture of a short/stubby pistol-type AR without having to hear "hey a BOLTER! GUYS, do you SEE IT?!? It's a BOLTER!!!"

See also : homemade/battle worn guns and "Oh that is so dakka!"

Donald posted:

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?

# ? Jan 15, 2010 03:44

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# ? May 25, 2013 15:34

Young Freud: Nov 25, 2006; My old avatar sucked anyway.

Cyrano4747 posted:

edit: also holy gently caress the forums is updating avatars fast these days.

Financial aid came in a couple days ago. Goons suddenly have a lot more cash.

Too bad, I'm missing your "Right To" Bears or whatever they were called already.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 03:46

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; American planes, full of holes and wounded men, took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground.

Young Freud posted:

Financial aid came in a couple days ago. Goons suddenly have a lot more cash.

Too bad, I'm missing your "Right To" Bears or whatever they were called already.

Yeah, old avatar's probably coming back as I just found out this one's taken and I'm out of ideas right now for new ones. I've been kind of keeping an eye out for a new one for the last couple weeks and just jumped on a whim.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 04:05

Sgt. Shaved Balls: Sep 6, 2006; The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.

We can "outgay" the pink pistols ANY DAY of the week.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 04:06

Chantilly Say: Apr 18, 2008; A man's got to know his limitations.

Also, death to My Little Pony.

Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

We can "outgay" the pink pistols ANY DAY of the week.

Bet they have better meets than we do, though.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 04:18

The Automator: Jan 16, 2009; I was like Oatmeal, are you CRAZY?!?

Cyrano4747 posted:

The thing about TFR is that things sometimes get a little reversed. Some of our -est acting posters are straight as can be, while some of our least fruity members are actually the people who are 100% homosexual in a "no really, I'm a guy who likes to have sex with other guys in real life" sort of way.

Yeah, this is what makes it awkward, creepy, and frankly, pretty stupid. The straight guy pretending to be gay thing isn't really funny anymore now that everyone tries to attempt it.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 04:22

Propagandalf: Dec 6, 2008; itchy itchy itchy itchy

The Automator posted:

Yeah, this is what makes it awkward, creepy, and frankly, pretty stupid. The straight guy pretending to be gay thing isn't really funny anymore now that everyone tries to attempt it.

Oh, now you're just playing hard to get

# ? Jan 15, 2010 04:32

Magnum1371: Sep 11, 2001; Were not accustomed to occupying defensive positions. Its destructive to morale.

The Automator posted:

Yeah, this is what makes it awkward, creepy, and frankly, pretty stupid. The straight guy pretending to be gay thing isn't really funny anymore now that everyone tries to attempt it.

Who's pretending?

Also it does seem to take the piss out of certain TFR hatin fooz.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 05:39

Sgt. Shaved Balls: Sep 6, 2006; The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.

The Automator posted:

Yeah, this is what makes it awkward, creepy, and frankly, pretty stupid. The straight guy pretending to be gay thing isn't really funny anymore now that everyone tries to attempt it.

You have hard words, but your body is soft and supple....

# ? Jan 15, 2010 05:42

Gtab: Dec 9, 2003; cop killer
cop killer
cop killer

The Automator posted:

Yeah, this is what makes it awkward, creepy, and frankly, pretty stupid. The straight guy pretending to be gay thing isn't really funny anymore now that everyone tries to attempt it.

Oh, come on. You've never, not once, ever found a guy attractive? You've never kinda wanted to try something new, even a bit, just once, for half a second?

You've never known a cologne to make you feel full and warm inside; to be heady with spring feelings?

Really? Not once?

# ? Jan 15, 2010 06:32

Pitch: Jun 16, 2005; It is a truth universally
acknowledged that an
oniichan in possession
of good fortune must be
in want of an imouto.

Magnum1371 posted:

Also it does seem to take the piss out of certain TFR hatin fooz.

Yes a bunch of straight guys making awkward, hyperbolic advances at each other given the slightest opportunity surely dispels the conception of gun owners as homophobes with deeply closeted issues.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 06:34

SadWhaleFamily: May 1, 2007

This page is haraam. Allah has spoken.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 06:36

Totally TWISTED: Sep 13, 2005; Also, angels.

Chantilly Say posted:

Bet they have better meets than we do, though.

I'll grant them that. We have better meats than they do though I'd wager.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 06:36

Gtab: Dec 9, 2003; cop killer
cop killer
cop killer

Please go on.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 06:36

Magnum1371: Sep 11, 2001; Were not accustomed to occupying defensive positions. Its destructive to morale.

Pitch posted:

Yes a bunch of straight guys making awkward, hyperbolic advances at each other given the slightest opportunity surely dispels the conception of gun owners as homophobes with deeply closeted issues.

You're just so cute I could eat you up.
_____________/

# ? Jan 15, 2010 07:02

Capn Beeb: Jun 29, 2003; Can it be fired with a massive erection?

Alan Rickman is a dreamboat. Just throwin' that out there.

ps that mini AK loving rules and I want one

# ? Jan 15, 2010 07:30

mkultra419: May 3, 2005; Alchemist

Cross-posting for number of tactical edge weapons:

Someone was planning on having a hell of a Friday night

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/inde..._after_dru.html

# ? Jan 15, 2010 11:20

The Automator: Jan 16, 2009; I was like Oatmeal, are you CRAZY?!?

Gtab posted:

Oh, come on. You've never, not once, ever found a guy attractive? You've never kinda wanted to try something new, even a bit, just once, for half a second?

You've never known a cologne to make you feel full and warm inside; to be heady with spring feelings?

Really? Not once?

Maybe Brad Pitt.

Maybe.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 13:27

Rodrigo Diaz: Apr 16, 2007; Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

The Automator posted:

Maybe Brad Pitt.

Maybe.

Really? Brad Pitt? You always struck me as more of a Liam Neeson kind of guy.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 13:37

Kommienzuspadt: Apr 28, 2004; This bear is tops blooby

mkultra419 posted:

Cross-posting for number of tactical edge weapons:

Someone was planning on having a hell of a Friday night

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/inde..._after_dru.html

ive had all of that poo poo in my room at one point or another. never rode around with it though, what a dumbass.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 14:29

oddspelling: May 31, 2009; Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

Goddamn, I log off overnight, and when I come back the thread's derailed off a loving bridge.

I'll save the day:

Tactical CQC/counter-sniper AK

Front-heavy

http://www.combathunting.com/ This site is a loving gold mine, just look at the name.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 15:38

Naramyth: Jan 22, 2009; Your post is bad and you should feel bad.

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

Really? Brad Pitt? You always struck me as more of a Liam Neeson kind of guy.

George Cloony is my celeb I wouldn't kick out of bed. His smile and calming voice is so just so dreamy.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 16:34

Chewbacca Defense: Sep 6, 2009; High speed, low drag.

oddspelling posted:

http://www.combathunting.com/ This site is a loving gold mine, just look at the name.

I think I'm gonna start a sight called tacticalcamping.com to get the rest of the pathetic gun owner demographic. I'll sell babywipes marked up 300% as "M154 Tactical Cleaning Aid, Scented"

# ? Jan 15, 2010 16:43

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; American planes, full of holes and wounded men, took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground.

Chewbacca Defense posted:

I think I'm gonna start a sight called tacticalcamping.com to get the rest of the pathetic gun owner demographic. I'll sell babywipes marked up 300% as "M154 Tactical Cleaning Aid, Scented"

Advertise it as "MOLLE compatable" and you could make that 500%, easy.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 16:47

Sixgun Strumpet: Feb 16, 2009; I suspect I am still
terribly pleased.

This thread became positively fabulous overnight.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 16:58

Tmavomodry: Jun 2, 2008; Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

^^^^^^^^^
Joker's Glock

If they came in Coyote or FDE you're looking at the 600% range.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 17:06

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; Lord Fitzmoa
President Emuitus
Dead Birds Society

Seeing a Cat o'Nine tails on the frontpage of combathunting.com just makes that site all the more

# ? Jan 15, 2010 17:24

oddspelling: May 31, 2009; Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Seeing a Cat o'Nine tails on the frontpage of combathunting.com just makes that site all the more

Tactical BDSM.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 18:42

Kommienzuspadt: Apr 28, 2004; This bear is tops blooby

ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

This thread became positively fabulous overnight.

whenever i see a glock or something duracoated in pink or blue or whatever i just think the guy has a good sense of humor.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 18:47

Sgt. Shaved Balls: Sep 6, 2006; The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Seeing a Cat o'Nine tails on the frontpage of combathunting.com just makes that site all the more

Sado-Commandos move out! Deploy ballgags and gimp suits.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 19:00

Easychair Bootson: May 7, 2004; _{Where's the last guy?

Ultimo hombre.

Last man standing.

Must've been one.}

Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

Sado-Commandos move out! Deploy ballgags and gimp suits.

Your username works on so. many. levels.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 19:29

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Seeing a Cat o'Nine tails on the frontpage of combathunting.com just makes that site all the more

That is just the thing that every RSO in the world needs.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 19:32

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001

ChlorineTrifluoride posted:

This thread became positively fabulous overnight.

Ah, the famous Jolly Rancher Watermelon Flavor Commemerative Glock.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 19:52

B4Ctom1: Oct 5, 2003

wood grain grippin posted:

-Sterling 9mm magazine
-AK fire control group
-Luger barrel

I love this kind of gun. It is a big gently caress YOU to people who say "If we just banned every gun, then criminals couldn't get them. What are they supposed to do, make them at home?!"

# ? Jan 15, 2010 20:00

Young Freud: Nov 25, 2006; My old avatar sucked anyway.

Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

Sado-Commandos move out! Deploy ballgags and gimp suits.

I guess this is about time for reposting the Tactical Corset...

Click here for the full 800x533 image.

It's a shame, because the one pictured here looks better than the corset they did release. Too many laces, not enough MOLLE loops, and only in leather.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 20:03

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; American planes, full of holes and wounded men, took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground.

So I was browing through Beeb's image hosting rather than doing the reading I need to get done by 5, and I noticed this.

It looks hideous enough at first blush, but when you realize what's underneath all that your mind will recoil in horror and disbelief. (looking at the file name is for chumps)

Cyrano4747 fucked around with this message at Jan 15, 2010 around 20:20

# ? Jan 15, 2010 20:17

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Oh well looky what what we got ourselves over here.

Cyrano4747 posted:

So I was browing through Beeb's image hosting rather than doing the reading I need to get done by 5, and I noticed this.

It looks hideous enough at first blush, but when you realize what's underneath all that your mind will recoil in horror and disbelief. (looking at the file name is for chumps)

Oh god who would do such a thing?! I mean... jesus.

And I'm also proud to say I figured it out without looking at the file name.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 20:28

eine dose socken: Mar 9, 2008

Cyrano4747 posted:

So I was browing through Beeb's image hosting rather than doing the reading I need to get done by 5, and I noticed this.

It looks hideous enough at first blush, but when you realize what's underneath all that your mind will recoil in horror and disbelief. (looking at the file name is for chumps)

Well my horror and disbelief is kinda mitigated by the fact that it's a totally obvious photoshop. Seriously, that looks fake as hell..

# ? Jan 15, 2010 20:36

El Jorge: Feb 26, 2006; A spiritus dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.

A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.

That manages to be less offensive than that left handed, high polish aberration thats been on Gunbroker forever now.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 20:37

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# ? May 25, 2013 15:34

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Oh well looky what what we got ourselves over here.

eine dose socken posted:

Well my horror and disbelief is kinda mitigated by the fact that it's a totally obvious photoshop. Seriously, that looks fake as hell..

I guess that says a little something about my faith in humanity that, though I had to stare at the thing for awhile to figure out what it was supposed to be, I overlooked the rather shoddy photoshop job in favor of believing someone would do that.

# ? Jan 15, 2010 20:57

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