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oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment


I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

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bunnielab
May 19, 2005

Ask me about Herbs

If I ever get rich I am going to hire that kid as my head bodyguard.

1337_ScriptKiddie
Mar 21, 2009

I AM THE REASON SHITTY AFN COMMERCIALS EXIST


bunnielab posted:

If I ever get rich I am going to hire that kid as my head bodyguard.

With the DRAGON TWISTER you would never have anything to worry about ever.

Gray Stormy
Dec 19, 2006



Get him and the kid with the ULTIMATE ELBOW TECHNIQUE and nobody would gently caress you.















Nobody.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Ride the rainbow


The first time he swings around and you catch a glimpse of that glorious hairstyle....man oh man.

edit grorious

chairface
Oct 28, 2007
No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

We used to love kids like that at amtguard. Big target, swings too hard and throws himself off balance constantly, spaz with a hilarious haircut, I mean really, the laughs never stop. Leading leg is constantly unguarded. He's gassed after 2 minutes of retarded flailing about. Appears to have learned two-sword technique entirely from anime and/or videogames. And then, just when you think he can't get any more ridiculous: DRAGON TWISTER!

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

This bear is tops blooby


chairface posted:

We used to love kids like that at amtguard. Big target, swings too hard and throws himself off balance constantly, spaz with a hilarious haircut, I mean really, the laughs never stop. Leading leg is constantly unguarded. He's gassed after 2 minutes of retarded flailing about. Appears to have learned two-sword technique entirely from anime and/or videogames. And then, just when you think he can't get any more ridiculous: DRAGON TWISTER!



he is autistic


yes i bet you could beat up a retard too, whoaaa look out tough guy comin through

rabbitmonger
Jan 16, 2008

AAAUGH


I feel bad laughing at an autistic kid. At least he's getting some exercise.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Ride the rainbow


rabbitmonger posted:

I feel bad laughing at an autistic kid. At least he's getting some exercise.



Seriously though, who gave weapons, a camcorder and a youtube account to a person with severe mental disabilities? I say that makes him fair game to laugh at, at least to the extent that we'd laugh at a non-disabled person doing similarly silly things.

rabbitmonger
Jan 16, 2008

AAAUGH


According to the video description it's his sister who filmed him and put it up on youtube. So I'm gonna chalk that up to "poor judgement?"

Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

It is a truth universally
acknowledged that an
oniichan in possession
of good fortune must be
in want of an imouto.


I don't know about weapons but I'm pretty sure they're handing out camcorders and youtube accounts along with the bike helmets at special school these days.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!



Kommienzuspadt posted:

he is autistic


yes i bet you could beat up a retard too, whoaaa look out tough guy comin through
With full-blown autism you can't really pretend so well but it does make me kind of laugh how many HONOURABLE SWORD MASTERS self-diagnose Asperger's just to give them an excuse for being insufferable shut-ins whose rooms look like those of serial killers. You know something's up when it starts to look like literally 99% of sperglords are all sperging over anime, really it should be across all manners of random and possibly obscure poo poo.

(I'm allowed to mock the poo poo out of them because a shrink reckons I have it, which makes me at least 200% more legit than them! Also I'm not a huge enjoyable human being and don't throw it around like it excuses me being a dick )

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

chairface posted:

We used to love kids like that at amtguard.

hahaha this sentence went one word too far.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!



Forgive my ignorance, but what's amtguard?

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

bunnielab
May 19, 2005

Ask me about Herbs

I have this dream of showing up to that big wooded sword party they have ever year with a unit of Civil War reenactors. Out hearts will be full of song, our blood full of cheap liquor and out muskets will be loaded with RedHots.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!



Rodrigo Diaz posted:




gently caress. I wish I hadn't asked.

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

This bear is tops blooby


rossmum posted:

With full-blown autism you can't really pretend so well but it does make me kind of laugh how many HONOURABLE SWORD MASTERS self-diagnose Asperger's just to give them an excuse for being insufferable shut-ins whose rooms look like those of serial killers. You know something's up when it starts to look like literally 99% of sperglords are all sperging over anime, really it should be across all manners of random and possibly obscure poo poo.

(I'm allowed to mock the poo poo out of them because a shrink reckons I have it, which makes me at least 200% more legit than them! Also I'm not a huge enjoyable human being and don't throw it around like it excuses me being a dick )

of course, only a goony motherfucker with aspergers would have a long winded excuse for his long winded attack of a youtube video of a fat autistic boy with a wooden sword. i feel like so many clichés just came true that an angel got its wings or something.

Pitch posted:

I don't know about weapons but I'm pretty sure they're handing out camcorders and youtube accounts along with the bike helmets at special school these days.

island internet doesnt let the video load all the way but i thought it was wooden? either way whatever its not like the kid can tie his own shoes let alone hurt somebody with that thing.

The Architect
Jul 6, 2003

Oh Coulson!

Rodrigo Diaz posted:



I'm not gonna lie, if I was part of 1 of 2 giant crowds of guys with padded swords and shields and got to run at each other screaming, I think I would have a blast.

Comfy sponk
Mar 30, 2007



The Architect posted:

I'm not gonna lie, if I was part of 1 of 2 giant crowds of guys with padded swords and shields and got to run at each other screaming, I think I would have a blast.

It is.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!



Kommienzuspadt posted:

of course, only a goony motherfucker with aspergers would have a long winded excuse for his long winded attack of a youtube video of a fat autistic boy with a wooden sword. i feel like so many clichés just came true that an angel got its wings or something.
Glad I could make your day, but I wasn't so much attacking the video (which I curently can't even watch owing to hosed internet) as going off on a tangent from it.

Also the shrink only said they thought, I haven't actually had any formal testing or whatever the gently caress and frankly I don't care enough to. Assuming I even do have it, it's so mild it doesn't matter worth a drat, and I don't feel like trying to hide behind something I may/may not have whenever I do something dumb and it comes back on me.

I seem unable to say anything without making it long winded so there you go

e/ oh the entire 'more legit' part was a (clearly poor) attempt at being unserious, I probably should've made that more obvious

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

This bear is tops blooby


rossmum posted:

Glad I could make your day, but I wasn't so much attacking the video (which I curently can't even watch owing to hosed internet) as going off on a tangent from it.

Also the shrink only said they thought, I haven't actually had any formal testing or whatever the gently caress and frankly I don't care enough to. Assuming I even do have it, it's so mild it doesn't matter worth a drat, and I don't feel like trying to hide behind something I may/may not have whenever I do something dumb and it comes back on me.

I seem unable to say anything without making it long winded so there you go

e/ oh the entire 'more legit' part was a (clearly poor) attempt at being unserious, I probably should've made that more obvious



umm




sweet?

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!



yeah basically ignore me i routinely shoot off on tangents and have about as much tact as an atom bomb

my bad

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

This bear is tops blooby


rossmum posted:

yeah basically ignore me i routinely shoot off on tangents and have about as much tact as an atom bomb

my bad

oh aspergers!!!!!


*cue laugh track*

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!



you said it, not me. it could also be symptomatic of me spewing irrelevant bullshit for the sake of posting which is probably bad and i should stop

e/ time to unfuck myself and post something relevant, although perhaps not tacticlol



Can someone explain the purpose of this to me, as opposed to just getting some kind of plain spacer or even just a folding front sight? This is a guy I know's AR. I'm just wondering what the gently caress the point is... if you're about to mount something on top of it, wouldn't that make the rear sight pointless and therefore render the whole getup a waste of money?

(I don't know poo poo about comparative prices of AR accessories here so for all I know folders may cost $loving ridiculous compared to this thing)

e again/ He also has a Docter on top of that ACOG which strikes me as a bit silly for a range gun but okay I guess?

rossmum fucked around with this message at Jun 22, 2010 around 23:19

nnnnghhhhgnnngh
Apr 6, 2009


rossmum posted:

Can someone explain the purpose of this to me
It's a range toy and with the fearsome recoil of the .223 who cares about a proper shoulder weld anyway? Maybe he thought it looked cool.

picture
I want one of these shotguns so badly it's not even funny

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!



That thing looks cool as gently caress.

Frankie
Feb 22, 2006



Rodrigo Diaz posted:



I didn't know people that play lair got snobby about other people that play lair.

rosebud
Nov 9, 2004
no.

rossmum posted:

Can someone explain the purpose of this to me, as opposed to just getting some kind of plain spacer or even just a folding front sight? This is a guy I know's AR. I'm just wondering what the gently caress the point is... if you're about to mount something on top of it, wouldn't that make the rear sight pointless and therefore render the whole getup a waste of money?

RRA makes it specifically designed for Eotech, it raises the optic above co-witness level for better field of view. You can take the optic off and use the fixed sights, or look through the eotech and use the iron sights. The product name is "Dominator" 1 and 2 in case you want to look it up.

rosebud fucked around with this message at Jun 23, 2010 around 00:41

chairface
Oct 28, 2007
No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

The Architect posted:

I'm not gonna lie, if I was part of 1 of 2 giant crowds of guys with padded swords and shields and got to run at each other screaming, I think I would have a blast.

drat straight. It's fun as hell. And people who take it too seriously and start taking and/or offering "swordfighting classes" are always hilarious. Those guys are usually a first gun purchase away from full-blown mall ninja syndrome.

Loligo
Nov 27, 2007


Frankie posted:

I didn't know people that play lair got snobby about other people that play lair.

Only when you interrupt his Burger Barn time.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Frankie posted:

I didn't know people that play lair got snobby about other people that play lair.

Larp:
Live
Action
Role
Play
/

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

That's it! That's what this post smells like!

rosebud posted:

RRA makes it specifically designed for Eotech, it raises the optic above co-witness level for better field of view. You can take the optic off and use the fixed sights, or look through the eotech and use the iron sights. The product name is "Dominator" 1 and 2 in case you want to look it up.

That's their Tactical Carry Handle, actually, the Dominator gives you a lower 1/3 cowitness.

e: /

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!



Well it still looks kinda silly, I think I'll mock him for it anyway

Diplomaticus
Mar 27, 2005

Son of the Defender


chairface posted:

We used to love kids like that at amtguard. Big target, swings too hard and throws himself off balance constantly, spaz with a hilarious haircut, I mean really, the laughs never stop. Leading leg is constantly unguarded. He's gassed after 2 minutes of retarded flailing about. Appears to have learned two-sword technique entirely from anime and/or videogames. And then, just when you think he can't get any more ridiculous: DRAGON TWISTER!

Lets get this straight --- you play a LARPing game, and you're talking poo poo about a retarded person with autism as if you're somehow better than him.

Black Stormy
Apr 1, 2003



SWATJester posted:

Lets get this straight --- you play a LARPing game, and you're talking poo poo about a retarded person with autism as if you're somehow better than him.



Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

This bear is tops blooby


SWATJester posted:

Lets get this straight --- you play a LARPing game, and you're talking poo poo about a retarded person with autism as if you're somehow better than him.



didnt i cover this like 8 posts up?

Diplomaticus
Mar 27, 2005

Son of the Defender


Kommienzuspadt posted:

didnt i cover this like 8 posts up?

I hadn't gotten that far yet.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.


SWATJester posted:

Lets get this straight --- you play a LARPing game, and you're talking poo poo about a retarded person with autism as if you're somehow better than him.



And yet here's a Warhammer 40K emote. It's like an ongoing string of nerdfight.

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Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

This bear is tops blooby


SWATJester posted:

I hadn't gotten that far yet.

to be fair it is worth covering again cuz that poo poo is hilarious

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