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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

...identity dicks?



Gtab posted:

You succeed and we'll let you and only you out of the airsoft posting ghetto

I like my toy soldier hobby.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


I know a guy who wears a kilt and looks good.

He is Scottish.

And lives in Scotland.

And he only wears it to weddings.

And he's not a fat goon.

Those are the requirements to wear a kilt. Sorry.

Hobbit
Dec 5, 2009

The Undisputed Despot
of The Atoll of Misfit Toys


I know a guy who wears a kilt every day.

He is German.

And lives in America.

He's not a fat goon.

And he's a really cool guy, so no one cares what he wears.

That last one is the only requirement to wear a kilt. Sorry.

bunnielab
May 19, 2005

Ask me about Herbs

Honestly guys try wearing a skirt around the house for a while. The feeling of unrestricted genital movement is pretty great. The main problem with my bath skirt is the lack of pockets, if I could get some sewn in it would totally replace my summer weight bathrobe.

Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


I just dont wear pants


Ever






It's much more respectable

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Gtab posted:

I just dont wear pants


Ever






It's much more respectable

hear hear. Loosing the roommates made this so much less awkward

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

They can't say no to my body, ufooo!


I've worn a miniskirt and g-string before and my balls would not cooperate with my attempts at being decent.

Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


Polemides posted:

I've worn a miniskirt and g-string before and my balls would not cooperate with my attempts at being decent.

it's totally true. thongs do this as well

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Hey there partner!

I like turtles posted:

It is an entirely foreign concept to me that someone would come up to you and start berating you about random poo poo on a trail. Or even come up to you and just start talking. Is this normal behavior in other parts of the world?

Because here you might nod or say "hey", to someone passing you, and that's about it. No discussions about the relative merits of cups or dogs, you just keep on going.

Or maybe I was just raised to be a standoffish rear end in a top hat to people I don't know, either is entirely possible.

It isn't normal and is not actually an issue. The vast majority of people I meet ignore me beyond hey/thanks for making way/how much further/nice view. A good number of people chat for a bit as they pass or take a break next to me. Some people like me for some reason and ask if I want to hike with their party for a bit, mostly middle-age plus former hippie women with kids so our kids can hang out a bit. Most of the negative stuff is overheard as I pass other parties and they bitch about me to themselves. Once or twice on the way up and the way down per hike, I have someone try to give me poo poo for something and drop it when I ignore them and go by. Maybe twice a month one person will follow me for about five minutes trying to lecture before giving up as I ignore them. It is always a man with a sporty water bottle, spendy technical clothes, mid to late thirties, and about my kids walking on their own.

The only people that give me poo poo about my harnessed and leashed labrador are overweight women in their forties with small unleashed dogs. Kids love Maggie and always ask if they can give her a pat on the head. The answer is always yes if I see their parents give the okay.

Even the dog charging my daughter story is uninteresting: I was looking at the view from the top of a boulder while my wife got the kids settled for a picnic just off of the summit. I heard a dog crunch through the woods and turned to see it tromp in our general direction and heard the owners about fifty yards back. The dog noticed our food and charged straight at my daughter to rip her sandwich out of her hand. The owners had come into view at this point and thought it was cute while laughing. The dog growled at my daughter as I finally got to them and I picked her up away from it.

I took out my phone and told the father to control his dog or I would as I grabbed its collar and dispatch for fish and game picked up. Her tried to give me poo poo for over-reacting to his "playful" dog as my wife told him to leash it. He took the dog from me as I talked to dispatch about an unleashed food-aggressive dog and started to badger me. He then noticed my Glock on my hip and took his family to the other side of the summit without another word.

This is a week after an EMT-I I worked with at the time had been ripped open by an unleashed dog in the same area and had to undergo a rabies series. The day had turned from breezy and nice to stupid hot and dead calm on the way down and my daughter had trouble with it. Between two incidents with agressive dogs in the area and the coming month of roughly 100 degree temperatures, my wife and I decided to call an end to regular hikes for the rest of the hot season.

The stupid dog owner is the only thing that left me angry enough to still be cranky the next day out of everything.

TL/DR:

shovelbum posted:

Butch, if you wanna wear a kilt do it for the right reasons, you already wander the woods barefoot with a dog, you can wear a kilt without having to wear a tactical one or doing it to make a point

Pretty much this. I like the NH state tartan and will be getting a kilt in it to wear to the Highland Games. I like the look of forest green kilts and would like one for barefoot woods-bumming. The tactikilt is utterly atrocious and unforgivable and I am an unreformed former ski-bum who still gets a juvenile sense of amusement from wearing ungodly clothes on a mountain to troll old bitchy people who mildly annoyed me at some point. For this, I deserve to be in this thread and Gtab is free to spew bile in my face.

Butch Cassidy fucked around with this message at Apr 11, 2012 around 05:39

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

BUY MORE CRABS


sky shark posted:

I'm amazed anyone is actually buying the 5.11 kilt when the utilikilt has been around for years

I would consider wearing one in the trucks during summer. Nothing like a good breeze to help with the ball sweat.

Yellowjacket
Mar 13, 2006



LingcodKilla posted:

I would consider wearing one in the trucks during summer. Nothing like a good breeze to help with the ball sweat.
It's kind of sad, I thought the same thing. Though I can't even bring myself to wear shorts let alone that thing.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

BUY MORE CRABS


Yellowjacket posted:

It's kind of sad, I thought the same thing. Though I can't even bring myself to wear shorts let alone that thing.

Thanks for the backup brochacho. Actually I've been wearing shorts since mid march and I feel fabulous. I always wear black socks so I dont look too silly. I should take some pictures.

VVVV 5.11 shorts work pretty good. I'm on my 3rd pair or so. The pockets are set up properly for holster wear so that alone gives them a huge advantage over dickies. VVV

LingcodKilla fucked around with this message at Apr 11, 2012 around 13:09

Yellowjacket
Mar 13, 2006



LingcodKilla posted:

Thanks for the backup brochacho. Actually I've been wearing shorts since mid march and I feel fabulous. I always wear black socks so I dont look too silly. I should take some pictures.
I've thought about getting some dickies shorts which don't give off the UPS shortshorts vibe, but I don't know I'm stubborn or something.

Drav
Jul 23, 2002

Speed kills

Butch Cassidy is an American hero. Frostbacks will never understand.

5er
Jun 1, 2000



All this discussion of kilts, their demographic of origin, and their current demographic, I felt the appropriate thing to do at this point is share with you one of the greatest songs about kilts ever created: King Missile - Scotland

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010
I'm conducting an experiment to see if removing your shitty avatar will improve your shitty taste in black metal

Gtab posted:

You succeed and we'll let you and only you out of the airsoft posting ghetto
Too late.

I knew a dude that wore one of those leather kilts pretty often when I went to highschool. Of course, he was 6'6", built like a linebacker, and everyone liked him. So that probably helped. My brother owns a kilt as well, I'm just hoping he'll outgrow it by the time he turns 18.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

I am a closet nazi apologist.


22 Eargesplitten posted:

My brother owns a kilt as well, I'm just hoping he'll outgrow it by the time he turns 18.

Hand him a lighter, a bottle of kerosene, and ask him if he ever wants to have sex with a woman (or man, whatever).

If he says yes tell him the first step of that journey is to burn that loving thing.

I was a terrible loving nerd in HS. I mean TERRIBLE. Magic cards, AD&D, debate team, marathon LAN parties, all of it. At one point I was putting in about six hours a day on a MUD. A Star Wars MUD. Stop and think about that one.

I made fun of the kids who wore kilts.


As an older brother it is your duty to keep your sibling from being the sort of person that a 16 year old me made fun of.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001


The only acceptable time to wear a kilt is while playing the bagpipes.

Or while performing plainclothes enforcement detail at the St. Patrick's Day parade.

(yes, this happened, no it wasn't me)

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011



Basically if you're going to walk around wearing a kilt you'd better be willing to toss a caber and eat something horrible that came out of a sheep on demand or else you're just a sad dork in an ugly skirt.

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Hey there partner!

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

Basically if you're going to walk around wearing a kilt you'd better be willing to toss a caber and eat something horrible that came out of a sheep on demand or else you're just a sad dork in an ugly skirt.

I watched this match:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw5SGujAeEg

Of course the guy in pink socks was from Louisisana.



Edit: Stone put and sheepdog competitions are way better than the caber toss.

Butch Cassidy fucked around with this message at Apr 11, 2012 around 18:37

5er
Jun 1, 2000



Butch Cassidy posted:

I watched this match:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw5SGujAeEg

Of course the guy in pink socks was from Louisisana.



Edit: Stone put and sheepdog competitions are way better than the caber toss.

Hurling a telephone pole is distinctly more masculine than throwing a rock or playing with dogs. Plus you just supported your argument with a picture of a guy not only wearing pink socks, but apparently pink boxer briefs.

Is there subtext we need to be picking up here, 'Butch' Cassidy?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

They can't say no to my body, ufooo!


5er posted:

Hurling a telephone pole is distinctly more masculine than throwing a rock or playing with dogs. Plus you just supported your argument with a picture of a guy not only wearing pink socks, but apparently pink boxer briefs.

Is there subtext we need to be picking up here, 'Butch' Cassidy?

It's so cute when people don't get TFR

5er
Jun 1, 2000



Polemides posted:

It's so cute when people don't get TFR

Maybe I do? And you're killing my participation just because I'm new?

Crowley
Mar 13, 2003


5er posted:

Maybe I do? And you're killing my participation just because I'm new?

If you ain't queer you shouldn't be here.

or something

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

5er posted:

Maybe I do? And you're killing my participation just because I'm new?

F- on your red herring

If you actually got TFR you would have skipped over the playful accusations right into propositioning him. We can read you like a book.

5er
Jun 1, 2000



DrakeriderCa posted:

F- on your red herring

If you actually got TFR you would have skipped over the playful accusations right into propositioning him. We can read you like a book.

I think you know I won't put out and you're just cutting your losses.

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

What part of "I'm a Cyborg" are you people still not getting exactly?


This is far and away the gooniest thread in TFR in 2012 so far. Can we please stop it with the neckbeard kiltchat already you socially awkward scrubs?

Heres an ugly AMD

Dr. Strangler
Jul 21, 2009

I 'snapped' and killed a bird and its baby purely because their chirping annoyed me. I got a buzz out of killing them both with one shot.

In other words, I have the mind of a serial killer.

Nice rerail, that gun looks like dogshit

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004
WALKING ARGUMENT FOR GUN CONTROL

I masturbate to Matthew Bracken books and long to kill black people. Also I leave guns laying around for criminals to steal.

What are you talking about, that's brilliant camoflage. That gun is so ugly that your eyes automatically avert themselves, effectively hiding the user from any further scrutiny

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Fucking Dinobots!

It intimidates enemies becsause they can't see the grips, so they assume the the weilder has telekenises.

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

Now this is partying 80's style!


It's the perfect camouflage for operating in a Jackson Pollock gallery.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011



Action-Bastard posted:

It's the perfect camouflage for operating in a Jackson Pollock gallery.

TFR: the only gun forum sophisticated enough to understand this joke.

king of the bongo
Apr 26, 2008

If you're brown, GET DOWN!





Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


Those all own

Sixgun Strumpet
Feb 16, 2009

I suspect I am still
terribly pleased.

Gtab posted:

Those all own

I'm going to have to agree with you. I don't see how those could be considered anything other then awesome.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Bullpup AKs are horrible.

right arm
Oct 29, 2011



Scratch Monkey posted:

Bullpups are horrible.

Fixed that for ya.

Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


Scratch Monkey posted:

Bullpup AKs are horrible.

yes all bullpups are horrible mistakes that should not be, but as far as being hilarious space guns for me to look at, that one is hilarious and spacegun

Android Bicyclist
Apr 28, 2009

Leave no chalupa behind...
Yes, I shoot just like this.


king of the bongo posted:


suicide_gun.jpg

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Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011



The second two are if anything an improvement over the normal AMD65 stock

Could do without the wierd full shroud but OK

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