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Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


Cyrano4747 posted:

Or he could be a degenerate furry who beats off to his own My Little Pony/Sonic the Hedgehog slash drawings.
also known as TACTICAL furry porn, high fap/low shame.

that being said



(one website claimed this was a drum)
I never thought this was real, but does any one remember century or someone selling this, but goes it ALL THE WAY BACK. as in, make a complete wheel, around 200 rounds.

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Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


does this count?



Is it even real?

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


all that mess looks like a halo mod gone wrong, but still awesome looking.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


oddspelling posted:

You can never know too much about the Power Rangers.

they had giant robots. 'nuff said.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


http://www.tactical-life.com/

Tactical Life Hi Speed, Low Shame!



We put a stun on your gun so you can taze while you shoot! (now in "yellowjacket")





^^^^^wait, he has a SIGNED photo of hairy underwear gun man?

Shadowed Bacon fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2010 around 20:41

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vi...?Item=158595184



What?

Note: sorta crossposting from GB forum

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


hedgiejugglr posted:

Don't get me started on superman, I always hated him too. He was way too powerful and his only weakness was a rare rock that just happened to be everywhere. I grew up idolizing my cousin who was a police officer. He didn't have endless money, or time to train. He was just a regular guy who did some amazing poo poo in his life that really made a difference.

the funny thing is now, I think, he is weak to magic because having kryptonite turn up every 5 seconds got old... after like 50 years. But now Harry Potter can kick his rear end.

tried to find the tactical wizard but only found tactical/hunting wedding stuff:






They'll never find you....

OH GOD WHERE DID THEY GO?!

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


oddspelling posted:

Why would these people own an ironing board?


Anyway to chime in on the Texas talk: I just moved down to San Antonio from northern Washington State, and there are a lot fewer shitkickers down here than there where back home.

wait, were you east or west of the mountains?

because if you say west

I have never been to the east side, but acording to all topographic images it looks like a Mad Maxian desert hellscape.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


oddspelling posted:

West; Sedro-Woolley, if you've ever heard of it. I always used to call it the deep-south of the far-north. The eastern part of the state is dry and boring, but it's not nearly as bad as a lot of , and most of the Southwest. Central Washington, (like around Leavenworth) is really pretty, but it gets stupid hot in the summer.

I have not heard of it, so I shall not defend it. rescinded

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


Just Joe posted:

* Ball-Point Pen

for TACTICAL forms!

I like how some things are tactical (boots, shirt, etc) but the pen and backpack are too common to earn the vaulted TACTICAL name.

Also the guy looks like a Tacti-Santa.

Shadowed Bacon fucked around with this message at Feb 27, 2010 around 07:20

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


For when you just have NO TIME to take your mp5 out of its case.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNE4jHzNDaE

the brass look it gets thrown to the front of the case before falling out near the muzzle.

and that grenade launcher makes the best sounds.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


The Automator posted:

Sorry the MP5k Operational Briefcase loving rules. It was requested by some pretty HSLD dudes and apparently saw some action.

Isn't the point of a mp5 is that it has accuracy + auto fire (I assume this thing doesn't have auto)? You can't aim or reload, and if you had to shoot and run away (presumably with your VIP) your rattling briefcase full of brass would be less than helpful in keeping a low profile(I know it's a little nit-picky, but still something to think about)).

TL;DR just get a briefcase MP5 that pops out or something, practical + awesome.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


now I'm on board. full auto + shield + laser + removable is nice.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


BaronW posted:

There are also draconian restrictions on what you can do to a car because CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

If GTA:SA is any indication, you loons would hook all your hydraulics and have those thing jumping like cats in a heartbeat! (seriously, doesn't LA have horrible pollution problems?)

are there any statics out on whether gun laws actually help or not?

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


2pint posted:

The KIND THAT WINS GODDAMNED HEARTS AND MINDS!

Gives me an "Animal Mother" vibe.



In a way, the Sharpie-work may have effectively canceled-out the ballistic protection.

" Hello, I called this press conference to announce that I am the king of bullets. Thank you, I will now take questions."

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


Gay Black Fascist posted:



Oh, I get it, it's a traffic light for bullets, smart.

and because I didn't see a recation to this gem:

quote:

By shooting the mouth, you avoid all that. It's an opening waiting for your round, sort of like Luke Skywalker when he destroyed the Death Star battle station in Star Wars 4.

I can no longer unsee an x-wing firing into a persons mouth, making said person just explode.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


iyaayas01 posted:

Best example of a "that's what she said" from the Star Wars franchise. (Second best is "Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!" Third best: "But Luke, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?")

you have a list..... a LIST.....

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


SadWhaleFamily posted:

VVVV Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

The other half is LASERS.

Fixed

Doccers posted:

I dunno if he still has it, but he also canned a Nagant revolver.

Is this the same guy that posted the youtube video of it, IIRC the site he linked has a picture of it (the treaded nagant pistol, $75) and it's supposed to a 9mm can (I have no idea why, are there no 30cal cans?)

I would like that, but non-cops can't use cans in WA ( you can OWN them, but never use them )

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009




So it's laser-only aiming, no iron sights or scope?

more at:
http://www.oneholegunworks.com/rifles/indexSelfDef.htm

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


lilspooky posted:

Wait so this is an actual product?! Who makes it? Cold Steel? I could imagine a video of that fatass trying to market it.

There's a whole market of messed up "fantasy swords" like this, most are probably crap steel to keep price down. Go to trueswords.com and laugh your rear end off. The one with the gun on it is a bad photoshop.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


What have I unleashed?

http://www.trueswords.com/emperor-c...per-p-4473.html

"The Dragon Claw is the ultimate fantasy knife! Shaped in the form of a striking dragon’s claw, this knife features 4 stainless steel blades at the end of each claw. Measures 7" x 4". Includes wood display stand."

The extra stupid comes from the anime swords, especially the ones that "should" be the size of a small house, and could never be wielded by a non-cartoon charater.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


lilspooky posted:



Can't unsee

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


Captain Log posted:

: gasp wheeze gasp flail with both arms on weapon wheeze :

http://www.trueswords.com/full-tang...ger-p-5211.html

Wait, how do you hold that...

" ...and an easy to handle grip. This 4" dagger blade...."

HOW!?

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


I like turtles posted:

While not terribly familiar with gang violence in the US or the UK, I always picture a bunch of OG motherfuckers from south central LA getting in to it with a gang from liverpool.

Hey, maybe I should write to deadliest warrior.

Close range :
British - Bat'leth
LA - chain-sword-whip
I can see it now....

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


The Architect posted:

Tacticlol would require a synthetic body with an AR collapsible stock and bipod.

Tactifudd has been posted already. Cut down the wooden stock and drill/tap a scope right on top of the action, so you insert an 8 round clip and then mount the scope. 3 bullets to zero the scope, 5 to hunt. Also he would be wearing real-tree camo, not regular camo.

About that scoped Garand, did we determine what happens when the last shot is fired? Does the clip just jam into the scope or what?

I was thinking about that, and if you had a gun that used strippers/en-bloc clips that drop out, could you mount a scope on a gun using strong magnets in a shallow hole on the gun that lock into matching pegs on the mount?

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


eine dose socken posted:

I bet the moron that sodomized that Garand just has a clip permanently inserted, which he awkwardly tops off before the last round is fired.

Now that's what I was thinking was the case, as that seems the only option outside a removable scope mount like I posted earlier.

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Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009


charlie murphy posted:

Real men don't use turned down bolt handles on their scoped M44.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhTB...feature=related

The music

I'm sure he'll get tired of scraping the bolt against the scope and just get a turned-down, but right he's all "I'm saving money!"

Shadowed Bacon fucked around with this message at Jul 8, 2010 around 18:47

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