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Retemnav
Mar 20, 2007
Then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/me...o&userid=131159

Edit:

BWAHAHAHA



Fat, unfunny bitch has a ton of youtube videos showing how fat and unfunny she is. Why would you put this poo poo on the internet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGTJQjBJEAE, drat, you craaaaaaazy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_gq9IWOKxM, views dating (thoughts about what a date might be like)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfL2SwSa82w, you and your friends are loving painful to watch.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C66ln3m-VIA, gently caress NO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD8a_m2hI1k, dumpster diving at 3:30.

fat bitch on youtube posted:

I like how I smell like a guy.

fat bitch on youtube posted:

Are you implying there's gas in my uterus?

fat bitch on youtube posted:

I'm making out with a gay man!

fat bitch on youtube posted:

Attention internet men, this is not how I'd like to be handled.

http://getupmove.proboards26.com/in...file&user=blank

A Fridge Too Far on getupmove posted:

Which DDR pads are best for absorbing shock?

I live in a very old house, the kind where the China in the dining room falls off the shelf because I walk around in my room on the other side of the house.
It's not because the house is old...


Old DeviantArt: http://ladyoftheorb.deviantart.com/
MySpace (private): http://www.myspace.com/afridgetoofar


A Fridge Too Far posted:

Name: Tina
Location: Brooklyn, OH (west side of Cleveland, near Parma)
Training Facility: I don't have one, but the apartment complex has some equipment :/ (not opposed to joining a "facility")
Currently working on: Dropping some flab, learning to work out properly without loving killing myself
Looking for: Male or female partner for weight training and cardio
loving kill yourself

Retemnav fucked around with this message at Jun 6, 2008 around 21:57

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Jun 6, 2003

by Fragmaster


gamer gurls

Crucified
Nov 3, 2005



dalamcd posted:

gamer gurls



is this a comparison because i can describe experiencing both sides of this picture as 'oblivion'

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008



There's no illusions left regarding gamer girls

ANAL FISSURE BROKER
Nov 25, 2006

Slide.


The Almighty
Jan 3, 2001

by Fragmaster


yes if i was that fat i would play videogames as well instead of taking up a physical activity and changing my diet. theres no need for positive change in my life.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:


Jeez bitch if you're gonna be such a negative loving nancy I'm not even gonna sell you this poo poo

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:


Jumbles posted:


Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?


I'm sure you realize the reason
my hand quivers when I caress
you, my unforgivable treason
against the walls of your fortress,
because you're shaking, yet
you moan when my lips
brush against your parapet.
You're afraid. My fingertips
graze your awning, gentle
enough to soothe you, but
not purely sentimental
because I'm begging you to put
your widget in my loft.
You raise my face to yours
and with a voice that's pure and soft
you whisper sweetly, "Not yet."

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?




nice

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Jumbles posted:



This dude owns.

Retemnav
Mar 20, 2007
Then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?

The Almighty posted:

yes if i was that fat i would play videogames as well instead of taking up a physical activity and changing my diet. theres no need for positive change in my life.

A Fridge To Far on getupmove posted:

I have ALWAYS been the size that I am. (About 5'7", 200 pounds)

I actually look really good for my weight, and I think it's because of the fact that I've always been big, so when I hit puberty, my body frame adapted. That's my theory.

Anyway, I've recently discovered (through some sort of "experiments") that it's not my eating habits which are keeping me this size. This is mostly due to the fact that I always stay the same size/weight. It's also because after I got a job that required me to be on my feet for 8-12 hours a day, I got significantly smaller over the course of a month. And, after being on vacation from said job for 2 months, I've started plumping up again. My weight still hasn't changed. (And yes, I know "weight" doesn't actually matter)

When I get back, I plan on working DDR and weight lifting into my schedule. I won't be weighing myself when I start that, because of the obvious "muscle replaces fat tissue and therefore I'll probably gain weight" thing.

I guess my main question is, would I benefit more from doing DDR at random 15-minute or 30-minute intervals throughout the day (short, but powerful bursts to the metabolism accompanied by some sort of energizing snack) or with setting aside a nice 2-3 hour period at the beginning or end of the day?

The first option would of course include probably a 30-minute session after waking up and before eating and a 30-minute session before sleeping, along with a 15-minute session in the middle. To me this seems like a very logical idea, since 20 minutes of aerobic excercise per day is recommended, this would accomplish that pretty easily.

Obviously if my main goal here were the weight-training portion of my regimine, the 2-3 hour session would be a better decision. But my goal here is actually weight loss and boosting my metabolism, so that's why I think the other option is better. The weight-training thing would just be a side thing because I've been on vacation and I need my muscle strength back for my job.

I'm also planning on forcing myself to eat more (one of the reasons I've always had a slow metabolism aside from lack of excercise is because is because I don't eat much), and in smaller portions throughout the day. It'll be difficult to eat healthy things because I work at a KFC, but I think I'll be motivated to bring healthy things to work with me and eat those.

Any comments on any of these ideas, or answers to my questions would be greatly appreciated.

Also, if it matters at all, I'm 19, and I'll be 20 in November.

Let me know if there's anything else you need to know in order to give me any tips or anything!! ^-^

drat dude, she's planning an extensive DDR regimen (with snacks)

and dieting by eatin' more

Retemnav
Mar 20, 2007
Then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?

I actually look really good for my weight

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?




its gaia online account (natch)

quote:

Interests

Hobbies/Interests
Hentai Video Games
you don't say

quote:

Spanish Class
Yeah, so today I totally humiliated and insulted someone. Not for any particular reason, just because I felt myself becoming attracted to him, physically and mentally. So, my defense mechanisms kicked in and I totally made him feel like s**t. icon_stressed.gif

I'll have to apologize tomorrow. Though, I did mention to him that the curves of his body are quite beautiful...not that he'd understand what I meant.

Fat kids are always so sensitive. icon_neutral.gif
chubby chaser. at least she doesn't have high expectations

quote:

Am I the only one who finds it odd that a person with a mental illness can be helped with something as simple as medication? I mean, sure, short-term, it is fine and dandy! However, long term, they can't be happy without it. Is it really such a good answer?

Stop the madness! Spread the icon_heart.gif and the icon_ninja.gif and the icon_domokun.gif !!!
drat 'spergers and their pills


Epic Fail posted:

one time when i was younger i smoked some rose petals..made my mouth numb,i was drooling and couldn’t swallow any food

careful :/

The 2nd Doom
Jul 27, 2005

I hate this city.


fake roses are less edible than real ones

panascope
Mar 26, 2005
I found this picture on the forums and I think it's cool.


And yes, I know "weight" doesn't actually matter

Edit:

Her deviantart is loving awesome seriously pro-click zone there

Also, no way is she 5'7" and only 200 pounds. Who is she kidding?

panascope fucked around with this message at Jun 6, 2008 around 18:07

Retemnav
Mar 20, 2007
Then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?

http://product.half.ebay.com/The-So...6QQtgZvidetails

Condition: Like New

*goes back to DDR + snacks*

Heavy neutrino
Sep 16, 2007

You made a fine post for yourself. ...For a casualry, I suppose.


surprise, she plays mmo's

fat ho on gaia online posted:

I stopped [playing WoW] recently because I have a 56k and every time a new patch came out it took 10 hours to download.


But I do like it.

And now I play Guild Wars.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Yodzilla posted:



probably one of the more disgusting things ive ever seen

EmeraldFlashlight
Mar 17, 2006

by T. Fine


The Finn posted:

This always happens, it gets in a rut but then some huge freak is unearthed and there's at least one good thread. Plus no search. Plus your posts ahaahhahaha 0wned

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?


Heavy neutrino posted:

surprise, she plays mmo's

surprise, she can't afford anything faster than dial-up

Turn left Dale!! Noo
Jun 21, 2007

by elpintogrande


i like how fat people cope with their obesity

.....oh yeah? well i look GOOD for my weight. drat good

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002


i like it when people get so jowly they can't smile anymore

civicdaylight
Sep 13, 2007

Elena, you're so lucky you didn't marry me.


dalamcd posted:

gamer gurls



Bitch looks like a drat Daedroth.

Retemnav
Mar 20, 2007
Then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?

http://ladyoftheorb.livejournal.com/

A Fridge Too Far livejournal posted:

Prom was THE best night of my life! Woohoo! I have to thank Shayne for being my first dance (take THAT, chicks who think he's hot! Okay...so he is...so what?!) and everyone else for being so much fun!!! They gave out free cameras, so the first thing I took a picture of was the GRAVY BOAT! Oh, and don't be fooled...much to my dismay, the gravy boat is, in fact, NOT A REAL BOAT! And, also to my dismay, it turned out to not be gravy...it was actually italian dressing...which, needless to say, made my potatoes very icky.
Highlight of prom: GRAVY BOAT

A Fridge Too Far livejournal posted:

[Spencer takes the Super-Gerbil to a local pet store. Inside, several female gerbils are lined up along the wall in seperate cages. One is pregnant. One is wearing makeup. One is wearing a cute little pink sundress.]
Gerbil: Hey, beauty-ful. What's your name?
Sundress Gerbil: Charity.
Gerbil: I'm Boots.
[Charity and the other gerbilettes giggle.]
Gerbil: Boots...McNarly!
[The giggling stops and Charity's eyes lock on Boots.]
Charity: I'm all yours, handsome.
[Spencer checks the price tag.]
Spencer: $500 for a flying Super-Gerbil? My rear end!
[Spencer walks over to a tank labeled "Boring Gerbils". He reaches in and pulls out a plump, black-and-white gerbilette. Its tiny arms flail madly in the air. Spencer purchases the gerbilette, and the trio returns to the apartment. Upon entering, Spencer sees that Steve is no longer present.]
Spencer: Must've gone to work. I hope he didn't throw anything else out the window.
Boots: Random comment.
Spencer: What?
Boots: So, let's see this new "girlfriend".
[Spencer sets the gerbilette on the floor. She saunters over and sniffs Boots.]
Spencer: I named her Claire! I like that name.
Boots: Hello, Claire. Shall we gently caress?
[Claire squeaks and flits her tail. Suddenly, she takes off for the window. Sadly, it is left open, and she falls to her death.]
Spencer: I'm not cleaning that up.

Retemnav
Mar 20, 2007
Then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?

Interests: 4: fat guys, little things, really fat guys, video games

All Pig Be Slay
Mar 26, 2002

Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.


Was her "insult" to the fat kid that she liked the curves of his body?

All Pig Be Slay fucked around with this message at Jun 6, 2008 around 18:37

civicdaylight
Sep 13, 2007

Elena, you're so lucky you didn't marry me.


All Pig Be Slay posted:

These are the kinds of threads I'd like to see more of. Most of the poo poo here sucks.

She told a fat guy that she liked the curves of his body? :LOL:

GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT.

Funk In Shoe
Apr 19, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high


Those youtube videos are really bad I rated them a one and would not watch them again

Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006



Yodzilla posted:



You are watching Bizet's "Carmen," presented with limited commercial interruption by Carl's Jr.

Trustworthy
Dec 28, 2004

with catte-like thread
upon our prey we steal


civicdaylight posted:

Bitch looks like a drat Daedroth.

MCFARGOTH

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004



Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power, Teen Panties

click my av for a fun surprise


idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013

Crucified posted:

is this a comparison because i can describe experiencing both sides of this picture as 'oblivion'

this is a p. good post

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.


Yodzilla posted:


She looks like she has stretch marks on her face.

Funk In Shoe
Apr 19, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high




Using a "no parking" sign as a stripper's pole is loving hilarious when you're the human equivalent of a Hummer.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


you know she could be pretty cute if she lost some weight

Champ Bay Leaf
Mar 12, 2004

by Fistgrrl


Retemnav posted:

and dieting by eatin' more
but ur body goes into starvation mode if u don't eat enough

she clearly knows what she's doing *wheeze*

Turn left Dale!! Noo
Jun 21, 2007

by elpintogrande


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_gq9IWOKxM

aahahhaha

just hanging out in the mall, talking about implausible situations

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Mystery Opponent posted:

you know she could be pretty cute if she lost some weight

I've never liked you before and now I hate you

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?


* squeaks and flits his tail

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Red Flag!
Jan 26, 2007
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR

holy poo poo!!! how can i get a girl like that.

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