fat bitch on youtube posted:

I like how I smell like a guy.

fat bitch on youtube posted:

Are you implying there's gas in my uterus?

fat bitch on youtube posted:

I'm making out with a gay man!

fat bitch on youtube posted:

Attention internet men, this is not how I'd like to be handled.

A Fridge Too Far on getupmove posted:

Which DDR pads are best for absorbing shock?

I live in a very old house, the kind where the China in the dining room falls off the shelf because I walk around in my room on the other side of the house.

A Fridge Too Far posted:

Name: Tina
Location: Brooklyn, OH (west side of Cleveland, near Parma)
Training Facility: I don't have one, but the apartment complex has some equipment :/ (not opposed to joining a "facility")
Currently working on: Dropping some flab, learning to work out properly without loving killing myself
Looking for: Male or female partner for weight training and cardio

dalamcd posted:

gamer gurls

Jumbles posted:

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The Almighty posted:

yes if i was that fat i would play videogames as well instead of taking up a physical activity and changing my diet. theres no need for positive change in my life.

A Fridge To Far on getupmove posted:

I have ALWAYS been the size that I am. (About 5'7", 200 pounds)

I actually look really good for my weight, and I think it's because of the fact that I've always been big, so when I hit puberty, my body frame adapted. That's my theory.

Anyway, I've recently discovered (through some sort of "experiments") that it's not my eating habits which are keeping me this size. This is mostly due to the fact that I always stay the same size/weight. It's also because after I got a job that required me to be on my feet for 8-12 hours a day, I got significantly smaller over the course of a month. And, after being on vacation from said job for 2 months, I've started plumping up again. My weight still hasn't changed. (And yes, I know "weight" doesn't actually matter)

When I get back, I plan on working DDR and weight lifting into my schedule. I won't be weighing myself when I start that, because of the obvious "muscle replaces fat tissue and therefore I'll probably gain weight" thing.

I guess my main question is, would I benefit more from doing DDR at random 15-minute or 30-minute intervals throughout the day (short, but powerful bursts to the metabolism accompanied by some sort of energizing snack) or with setting aside a nice 2-3 hour period at the beginning or end of the day?

The first option would of course include probably a 30-minute session after waking up and before eating and a 30-minute session before sleeping, along with a 15-minute session in the middle. To me this seems like a very logical idea, since 20 minutes of aerobic excercise per day is recommended, this would accomplish that pretty easily.

Obviously if my main goal here were the weight-training portion of my regimine, the 2-3 hour session would be a better decision. But my goal here is actually weight loss and boosting my metabolism, so that's why I think the other option is better. The weight-training thing would just be a side thing because I've been on vacation and I need my muscle strength back for my job.

I'm also planning on forcing myself to eat more (one of the reasons I've always had a slow metabolism aside from lack of excercise is because is because I don't eat much), and in smaller portions throughout the day. It'll be difficult to eat healthy things because I work at a KFC, but I think I'll be motivated to bring healthy things to work with me and eat those.

Any comments on any of these ideas, or answers to my questions would be greatly appreciated.

Also, if it matters at all, I'm 19, and I'll be 20 in November.

Let me know if there's anything else you need to know in order to give me any tips or anything!! ^-^

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Interests

Hobbies/Interests
Hentai Video Games

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Spanish Class
Yeah, so today I totally humiliated and insulted someone. Not for any particular reason, just because I felt myself becoming attracted to him, physically and mentally. So, my defense mechanisms kicked in and I totally made him feel like s**t. icon_stressed.gif

I'll have to apologize tomorrow. Though, I did mention to him that the curves of his body are quite beautiful...not that he'd understand what I meant.

Fat kids are always so sensitive. icon_neutral.gif

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Am I the only one who finds it odd that a person with a mental illness can be helped with something as simple as medication? I mean, sure, short-term, it is fine and dandy! However, long term, they can't be happy without it. Is it really such a good answer?

Stop the madness! Spread the icon_heart.gif and the icon_ninja.gif and the icon_domokun.gif !!!

Epic Fail posted:

one time when i was younger i smoked some rose petals..made my mouth numb,i was drooling and couldn’t swallow any food

careful :/

fat ho on gaia online posted:

I stopped [playing WoW] recently because I have a 56k and every time a new patch came out it took 10 hours to download.


But I do like it.

And now I play Guild Wars.

Yodzilla posted:

The Finn posted:

This always happens, it gets in a rut but then some huge freak is unearthed and there's at least one good thread. Plus no search. Plus your posts ahaahhahaha 0wned

Heavy neutrino posted:

surprise, she plays mmo's

dalamcd posted:

gamer gurls

A Fridge Too Far livejournal posted:

Prom was THE best night of my life! Woohoo! I have to thank Shayne for being my first dance (take THAT, chicks who think he's hot! Okay...so he is...so what?!) and everyone else for being so much fun!!! They gave out free cameras, so the first thing I took a picture of was the GRAVY BOAT! Oh, and don't be fooled...much to my dismay, the gravy boat is, in fact, NOT A REAL BOAT! And, also to my dismay, it turned out to not be gravy...it was actually italian dressing...which, needless to say, made my potatoes very icky.

A Fridge Too Far livejournal posted:

[Spencer takes the Super-Gerbil to a local pet store. Inside, several female gerbils are lined up along the wall in seperate cages. One is pregnant. One is wearing makeup. One is wearing a cute little pink sundress.]
Gerbil: Hey, beauty-ful. What's your name?
Sundress Gerbil: Charity.
Gerbil: I'm Boots.
[Charity and the other gerbilettes giggle.]
Gerbil: Boots...McNarly!
[The giggling stops and Charity's eyes lock on Boots.]
Charity: I'm all yours, handsome.
[Spencer checks the price tag.]
Spencer: $500 for a flying Super-Gerbil? My rear end!
[Spencer walks over to a tank labeled "Boring Gerbils". He reaches in and pulls out a plump, black-and-white gerbilette. Its tiny arms flail madly in the air. Spencer purchases the gerbilette, and the trio returns to the apartment. Upon entering, Spencer sees that Steve is no longer present.]
Spencer: Must've gone to work. I hope he didn't throw anything else out the window.
Boots: Random comment.
Spencer: What?
Boots: So, let's see this new "girlfriend".
[Spencer sets the gerbilette on the floor. She saunters over and sniffs Boots.]
Spencer: I named her Claire! I like that name.
Boots: Hello, Claire. Shall we gently caress?
[Claire squeaks and flits her tail. Suddenly, she takes off for the window. Sadly, it is left open, and she falls to her death.]
Spencer: I'm not cleaning that up.

All Pig Be Slay posted:

These are the kinds of threads I'd like to see more of. Most of the poo poo here sucks.

She told a fat guy that she liked the curves of his body? :LOL:

civicdaylight posted:

Bitch looks like a drat Daedroth.

Crucified posted:

is this a comparison because i can describe experiencing both sides of this picture as 'oblivion'

Yodzilla posted:

Retemnav posted:

and dieting by eatin' more

Mystery Opponent posted:

you know she could be pretty cute if she lost some weight