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TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008



StabMastaArson posted:

According to him in that thread, he had the maid take the pictures...

If you keep reading he says that's a joke and he had a timer on it.

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Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

StabMastaArson posted:

According to him in that thread, he had the maid take the pictures...

It's gotta be some kind of sick joke. I'd just about bet money that his "buddy" Dolly Llama or whatever his name is was the one working the camera, if it weren't on a timer. A whole new level of creepy right there.

TigerMoJo posted:

It pains me that he is such a pathetic sack of poo poo and this little community just eggs him on and gives him a pat on the back and a "good job" when someone should be telling him to stop being such a huge gently caress-up.

But don't you know that it's so wrong to make fun of people with Asperger's? We all know they're special "Indigo Children" who will some day show us "neurotypicals" the way to live! Kevin's setting an example!

OdorousTobacco
Oct 17, 2005
I get the chills thinking that one day this fuckwit may be right

Kid in Bed posted:

If this doesn't make you want a real doll I don't know what will

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8oPTl6yaYU

The only thing that could look more creepily like a retarded person than a RealDoll, is an animatronic RealDoll that only blinks one eye.

That said, I remember like a year ago there was some sort of news documentary on Google Video about dollfuckers. It was British and I remember the main guy was like 30 and he lived at home and his parents were creeped the gently caress out that he was into dolls.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

OdorousTobacco posted:

The only thing that could look more creepily like a retarded person than a RealDoll, is an animatronic RealDoll that only blinks one eye.

Abyss is working on making animatronic fuckdroids right now. I'm sure that both eyes will blink correctly with those. This is like a "bootleg" "modded" RealDoll.

OdorousTobacco posted:

That said, I remember like a year ago there was some sort of news documentary on Google Video about dollfuckers. It was British and I remember the main guy was like 30 and he lived at home and his parents were creeped the gently caress out that he was into dolls.

That would be Guys and Dolls. There was also Love Me, Love My Dolls recently, but I haven't found it online as of yet.

kith_groupie
May 11, 2007
Let's get clean and smart

What I find the most annoying about this whole affair is the horrible dialog he writes for the pictures. It's so hackneyed and unfunny and flat. Then again that's what I find the most annoying; the mere that he travels around with these things in his car, strapped in like they are passengers, really, really weirds me out.

He gropes the things, takes pictures of it, and then writes horrible commentary and dialog about it. It's so hosed up on so many levels.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

He's also kinda smug...

Dollfucker Dave as Bianca posted:

I must say, KA...the Goons would appear to have a facination with the subject. It should be as apparent to them as it is to me that all this gum flapping only leads to more exposure for my documentary. That's why I opened it up again so guests could view the photos. I figure the hot tub shots will throw them into a frenzy like feeding sharks. And all this commotion over a non-boinkable doll LOL

31 guests logged on as I posted this.... It just gets too quiet without them. Of course this traffic could be comming from the Doll forum.....
either way, midiman gets all that attention he needs to boost his egomanic character Now that I'm in LA I feel like I AM in the movie business.

He wants traffic. He's loving dolls on there. He's got pics of tits on there. It's also an internet forum. There's a certain letter of the alphabet that would find these things amusing...

RichLather
Mar 5, 2003

Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

StabMastaArson posted:

According to him in that thread, he had the maid take the pictures...

Right, like I'd take anything that twat says at face value. Self-aggrandize much there, Tonsil "Dave" Hockey?

Saxamaphone
Mar 21, 2007

Even this little fellow has Springfield's can-do spirit.


SolanaSkyes posted:

Anybody want a used mannequin?

Looks like Kevin is selling his cheap.

He might be unloading the mannequin, but the other (plastic) ladies in his life are doing just fine, thank you.

Goddamn Kevin posted:

Daphne has been out more often and in the den than she ever had in her first year with us. Her first anniversary is the fifth of July, which is, sadly, my brother's birthday. Because of that so he wouldn't get pissed, I had moved Daphne's birthdate to the third of July for personal reasons. Not even in the previous apartment we lived in before that Daphne was allowed out to socialize because the neighbors would be nosy and also the agency aides that served Kat before I took over got very nosy about it also. They asked what do I do with it (me, not necessarily anyone else) and stuff that was very personal and they did not need to know. I am going to get Daphne a cake (just a generalized "Happy Birthday Daphne") from either the Food Lion or the Harris Teeter and Daphne a nice little birthday prezzie from both me and Kat. And because I only want nothing but the best for me and my women, both synthetic and RG, the cake is going to have whipped cream icing, and I know that Harris Teeter has those kinds of cakes. Since Daphne is beside me while I am writing this, she said that she wanted chocolate cake with vanilla whipped cream icing. She said "surprise me" with the decorations, as long the main colors used are blue and yellow, her two favorite colors. If Daphne is REALLY good, she may get a Carvel ice cream cake instead. And since my lease paperwork folder had a coupon for a free medium one-topping pizza from Domino's, I'll use that for Daphne's little birthday party with me and Kat.

Thanks, Kevin, now I can never enjoy ice cream cake again.

EDIT: Noooo, little kitty! You know not what you do!

Saxamaphone fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2008 around 19:27

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

RichLather posted:

Right, like I'd take anything that twat says at face value. Self-aggrandize much there, Tonsil "Dave" Hockey?

Oh but he gets to be in pix with pornstars! How does that make him anything less than totally legit and full-blown 12-cylinder awesome?



I mean, there is like no way the likes of us could even get to gently caress a doll that looks like that chick...



Actually, he said he was too drunk to go through with it when that pic was taken. Hard-partyin' mother-, er, dollfucker.

Saxamaphone posted:

EDIT: Noooo, little kitty! You know not what you do!


Oh good lord, is that his handicapped girlfriend's bed?! She lets him store his loving fuckdoll in her bed? Just... just... !

Caligasti fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2008 around 19:32

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008



For some reason Hockey's stupid video isn't working for me.
Anyone else notice how he blots out the faces of other people in his pictures?
Probably too embarrassed.
I hope his wife is filing for divorce while he's gone.

Gr3y
Jul 29, 2003


Oh good. This loving train wreck of humanity is back.

ALL ABOARD!

TigerMoJo posted:

I hope his wife is filing for divorce while he's gone.
The poor woman is probably hanging from a rafter by now.

monoceros4
Sep 1, 2006

As good at chess as Alekhine's cat

What event is "Daphne"'s birthday supposed to commemorate? Is it when Kevin ordered her? When it arrived at his door? When it was manufactured? Or nothing at all but an arbitrary date?

Kaptain K
Nov 2, 2007

MANIPUL8


Gr3y posted:

ALL ABOARD!


Choo-choo!

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

monoceros4 posted:

What event is "Daphne"'s birthday supposed to commemorate? Is it when Kevin ordered her? When it arrived at his door? When it was manufactured? Or nothing at all but an arbitrary date?

Well, using tiffybrook's MySpace as a guide he automatically sets their birthyear at 1977 (which is his too). As for the date I'm not sure. I wouldn't be surprised if the manufacturers had stamped a "Completed on" date somewhere or put it down on paper. With that particular doll, according to a blog from Oct. 8, 2006:

Casper the dollfucking ghost posted:

Well, now it’s final. This past Wednesday (I have been spending time with Alexa, that’s why I haven’t been blogcasting like promised), at 11:35 AM, Alexa arrived via USPS (not UPS). I had signed for the package and took her to my room.

I waited until 7 PM that evening to finally unpack her, because I was getting negative remarks about getting a used doll from my brother, even when I told him many times that many people buy and sell used dolls via TDF, sometimes give them away, but he wouldn’t listen, saying that it’s “f@@king disgusting, because someone else’s d**k was in it.” But what I know, the doll did not come with a vaginal insert, and the oral component was thoroughly disinfected.

Soooo... yeah. Manufacturer's date is the best guess. "Her" birthday is given as August 29, not sometime in October. It doesn't match up to any memeber of Squeeze's birthday nor Weird Al's, just to rule those out.

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.


What amazes me is that our boy Dave managed to put the dolls down long enough to breed.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

One More Sunday posted:

What amazes me is that our boy Dave managed to put the dolls down long enough to breed.

We can only assume he's the father. DNA test or it didn't happen.

antipathy
Jan 3, 2003

anatomically correct

^^^ Well we didn't have real dolls in the 80's. Otherwise his daughter might never have existed.

Knormal posted:

gently caress that, we need a real-doll-buyer-eating bacterium.

Anthrax in the vagina cavity. This is the only answer.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

antipathy posted:

^^^ Well we didn't have real dolls in the 80's. Otherwise his daughter might never have existed.

He could've been hooked on inflatables back then. Kevin and several of the others gradually "upgraded" as their fetish grew.

Monsieur N
Dec 4, 2004

Fear the monkeys !

So romantic
http://www.youtube.com/v/GfU_kuQhHFg&hl=en

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Monsieur N posted:

So romantic
http://www.youtube.com/v/GfU_kuQhHFg&hl=en

Bwaha! Where'd you ever find the link to that?! One of the dollfucker forums? Oh that is going to make some rounds...

basx
Aug 15, 2004

Sassy old man!


Monsieur N posted:

So romantic
http://www.youtube.com/v/GfU_kuQhHFg&hl=en

What the... what the high holy fuckity gently caress?

gently caress you, internet people from Canadia.

Belle Kumquat
Jun 4, 2008

From fit to fat to...
no, still fat.


Every time I think these threads have desensitized me to the whole deal, I get creeped out all over again.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

God drat it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSUXmEibYqY

"And worst of all... she LIKED it!"

!

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

Monsieur N posted:

So romantic
http://www.youtube.com/v/GfU_kuQhHFg&hl=en

pretty appropriate song playing there

6of9
Jan 27, 2008
smorgasborg

From his Blog

quote:

And finally, the phrase (greeting message) “Alexa’s Luvr” on my phone now really means something. And also, Alexa’s code name is “Eaglet” because it signifies something similar, like the moon landing, where an astronaut said “Houston: The Eagle has landed.” The moon mission was something spectacular, and Alexa coming home in her first form is also something spectacular.

Well, we have a LOT of catching up to do, because after “meeting” over 11 years ago, and then she finally comes home, you have a ton of catching up to do. So, this sums it up for this mini-blogcast.

On behalf of Alexandra Tilbrook, this is Kevin Havens saying we’ll see you next time.



What the hell.. so he met her 11 years ago? who? What happened 11 years ago? Did he get his first mannequin then? Is there some real woman out there? This gives it a whole new level of WTF. I think he also said in there somewhere about a soul transfer to his new silicone doll. He's just bullshitting right? He can't seriously believe some spirit of *whatever* he met 11 years ago is reincarnating itself into his dolls?

TommyFilth
Aug 25, 2000

by Ozma


Caligasti posted:

Is this a shout-out to his plushie friends in Pennsylvania?!

Oh Jesus Christ. I live ten minutes from Hershey, which makes that image more frightening to me than anything posted in the last ten "creepy pictures" threads.

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008



6of9 posted:

From his Blog




What the hell.. so he met her 11 years ago? who? What happened 11 years ago? Did he get his first mannequin then? Is there some real woman out there? This gives it a whole new level of WTF. I think he also said in there somewhere about a soul transfer to his new silicone doll. He's just bullshitting right? He can't seriously believe some spirit of *whatever* he met 11 years ago is reincarnating itself into his dolls?

It's so creepy how he talks about it like it's a person.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

I was browsing kijiji.ca for pricing a used mini cooper S and thought I recognized the name in this ad.

http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QQAdIdZ49542643

I think it's the wierdest coincidence I've ever had on the internet. Looking for something completely unrelated and find a car tied to a dollfucker.

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008



Crustashio posted:

I was browsing kijiji.ca for pricing a used mini cooper S and thought I recognized the name in this ad.

http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QQAdIdZ49542643

I think it's the wierdest coincidence I've ever had on the internet. Looking for something completely unrelated and find a car tied to a dollfucker.
His Skype is KnightShot. Someone should ask him when Goons appear in his documentary.

TigerMoJo fucked around with this message at Aug 1, 2008 around 16:25

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

6of9 posted:

From his Blog




What the hell.. so he met her 11 years ago? who? What happened 11 years ago? Did he get his first mannequin then? Is there some real woman out there? This gives it a whole new level of WTF. I think he also said in there somewhere about a soul transfer to his new silicone doll. He's just bullshitting right? He can't seriously believe some spirit of *whatever* he met 11 years ago is reincarnating itself into his dolls?

I haven't found anything really detailing that. Only so many of his blogs were cached by the search engines. But so far as "soul transfers" and what-not, I do recall a blog of his where he mentions taking parts (specifically the vaginal insert) of old dolls of his and transferring them to the new ones. Maybe "Alexa" got the pussy of his original, inflateable "Alexa" he got the day he turned 18 and was finally able to buy stuff like that.

The thought of all that just made me die inside just a little bit more...

TommyFilth posted:

Oh Jesus Christ. I live ten minutes from Hershey, which makes that image more frightening to me than anything posted in the last ten "creepy pictures" threads.

Not to bash Pennsylvania, but it's quickly becomming known for Anthrocon (the World's Largest Furry Gathering, according to Guinness '08 nonetheless) and a large concentration of Plushies as well, like Galen from this other thread. It's also where Hockey's TeddyBabes are manufactured. I've tried but failed to just dismiss all of that and pretend there's just a great big chocolate factory and statues of Rocky and Ben Franklin everywhere.

Crustashio posted:

I was browsing kijiji.ca for pricing a used mini cooper S and thought I recognized the name in this ad.

http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QQAdIdZ49542643

I think it's the wierdest coincidence I've ever had on the internet. Looking for something completely unrelated and find a car tied to a dollfucker.

Yep, that's it. And plenty of pics of him with it on his site.

TigerMoJo posted:

His personal number is listed on there. Anyone else for some http://www.prankdialer.com

Edit: and his Skype is KnightShot. Someone should ask him when Goons appear in his documentary.

Tempted. Very tempted...

Anyway, yes, some questions must be asked on his forum...

He's selling his BMW Roadster as well...
http://defensivespeeding.com/bmw_for_sale/index.htm

I'm guessing there's not enough room for all his dolls in either car. Either that or he wants to use the cash to spring for a lovewagon van and at least one more doll.

EDIT: That whole site is a bit of a mindfuck. He's writing a book about defensive speeding...

Caligasti fucked around with this message at Jun 15, 2008 around 20:46

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Motherfucking hi-octane nightmare fuel for all ya! "Bianca" had "her" surgery and Dave took pics!

http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213421978/0

Yes, I consider some of those pics hosed-up enough to go ahead and throw up another couple of them in a thread already declared NWS.

Oh, and the surgery was performed by no less than Matt McMullen, the creator of RealDolls. Does he look kinda familiar? He might if you read the last thread. The "male" RealDoll was modelled after him (minus tats), not Gary Sinise as one might initially think.

blambert
Jul 2, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.

What's blurred in the last picture? Or the right hand side.

SolanaSkyes
May 29, 2005

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.


Caligasti posted:

Motherfucking hi-octane nightmare fuel for all ya! "Bianca" had "her" surgery and Dave took pics!

Hasn't he said repeatedly that he doesn't gently caress dolls? Why the hell is he having her, um, modified to be fuckable then?

I think Midi, Hockey, Crandall, or whoever the gently caress he is may be even creepier than Davecat at this point.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

SolanaSkyes posted:

Hasn't he said repeatedly that he doesn't gently caress dolls? Why the hell is he having her, um, modified to be fuckable then?

I think Midi, Hockey, Crandall, or whoever the gently caress he is may be even creepier than Davecat at this point.

The worst thought is that if he doesn't gently caress dolls, maybe he's giving her to a new owner... kinda like the kangaroo lady from the plushie thread. Oh god why does that one keep coming to mind today? This thread, the christian furries, maybe even another one I saw somewhere else where somebody mentioned it... ugh.

blambert posted:

What's blurred in the last picture? Or the right hand side.

I don't know. I really don't know. I haven't looked at anything closely enough to notice if it were blurred or not.

Fame Throwa
Nov 3, 2007

Time to make all the decisions!

Caligasti posted:





I used to have 2 bears exactly like this. Jesus Christ.

A Car with Legs???
Apr 21, 2005

by elpintogrande




DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Fame Throwa posted:

I used to have 2 bears exactly like this. Jesus Christ.

Snuggles coulda used some back-up at the teddy-orgy...

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!

Caligasti posted:


Yep, that's it. And plenty of pics of him with it on his site.


quote:

Advanced Driving Instructor for Bluenose BMW Club School (also webmaster)


Holy crap. I have a t-shirt from a Bluenose BMW rally I went to years ago. Mother of god. No. Please no.

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008




This is ten kinds of pathetic.

So what is Hockey's excuse going to be now that it is actually fuckable?

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Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

TigerMoJo posted:


This is ten kinds of pathetic.

So what is Hockey's excuse going to be now that it is actually fuckable?

Maybe he'll say that they're "saving it for marriage".

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