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For the love of christ, can I put the weirdo on probation for a little while so he quits with the infantile jabs? There's a slight chance that he'll come back after it's up with a little more in the way of ammo.
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goonobyl posted:She passed away peacefully. Thanks for your concern, rear end in a top hat. Huh. Try erowid, it will give you a better explanation.
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Ozma posted:For the love of christ, can I put the weirdo on probation for a little while so he quits with the infantile jabs? There's a slight chance that he'll come back after it's up with a little more in the way of ammo. Do it, please. So I can go to bed.
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| # ? Sep 22, 2008 03:23 |
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Ya, he's gotten pretty boring. I gotta admit, I love how he references things like "that new particle collider" or "adderol" like he's talking about something no one knows about. His ignorance is at the same juvenile level as his insults.
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Halfbad posted:Do it, please. So I can go to bed. god bless you
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Ozma posted:god bless you Thank you. Goodnight.
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Ozma posted:For the love of christ, can I put the weirdo on probation for a little while so he quits with the infantile jabs? There's a slight chance that he'll come back after it's up with a little more in the way of ammo. You are a saint.
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goonobyl posted:I will, and the next time you decide to surprise sex her in the rear end, I ask you to at least put her diaper back on. goonobyl posted:You still did not address this. Sorry, my life revolves around other things. Tell your daughter that she is too old to be wearing diapers. She is in her 20's right? edit: poo poo, I missed it. Lowen SoDium fucked around with this message at Sep 22, 2008 around 03:45 |
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TigerMoJo posted:You are a saint. She's more than a saint. I wonder how much worse it is for him that he was probated by a female? Cha fucked around with this message at Sep 22, 2008 around 04:09 |
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goonobyl posted:Then why are you here? No scientist, philosopher or priest has ever given me a good answer to that one.
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You're here to gently caress dolls, duh
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That was bizarre. It was like being back in middle school, where cuss words were the new "thing" and everyone had to cram as many as possible into each taunt or threat. I got this vague feeling of adrenaline buildup too, like when two idiots start yelling that poo poo between class and you just KNOW there's gonna be a fight, even if it's just a bitchfight. I bet Dave's gonna go postal on Bianca to vent his rage at being probated, since he can no longer pick on us poor goons at this time.
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I really wish I had an account on his forum now to see what kind of ravings are being posted there by all of his personalities. Actually, no. I don't.
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Papaya posted:That was bizarre. It was like being back in middle school, where cuss words were the new "thing" and everyone had to cram as many as possible into each taunt or threat. He'll hit her, and then cry and apologize and tell her about the horrible Goons, horrible, horrible monsters
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| # ? Sep 22, 2008 05:03 |
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Dave Hockey has to be at least one of the top twenty saddest and most pathetic people on the entire internet.
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Niggard Please posted:Dave Hockey has to be at least one of the top twenty saddest and most pathetic people on the entire internet. Even Eric Bauman can buy a hooker.
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| # ? Sep 22, 2008 05:43 |
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Aw God DAMNIT missed all the drat fun again. nevermind. Yo Dave, we all know you're still reading the thread by the way, desperately saying "hah, gunes, what silly people haha look at them insults dont hurt not me nope" but deep down your heart is beating and it hurts inside. Its ok Davey, we understand, we really do. Come here bud, You are Goon now.
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goonobyl posted:It was wishful thinking. Goons tend to do that because they have no life and nothing else better to do while they suck up the same Oxygen I rely upon to live on. Stupid dollfucker. He said he was not loving her anymore. She is carbon based and he prefers silicone.
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Papaya posted:That was bizarre. It was like being back in middle school, where cuss words were the new "thing" and everyone had to cram as many as possible into each taunt or threat. Yeah, this. What an odd, odd man. "I may gently caress dolls, but you're all stink heads who work at Burger King!"
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:Aw God DAMNIT missed all the drat fun again. nevermind. Haha that is perfect. I enjoyed the laugh.
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Oh, how the haughty have fallen. That's right Davey, I'm talking about you. I remember when you showed up with your chest all puffed out going on and on about how you were just so above everyone else, the white knight champion of the internet, how you were so much better than everyone else and how you are too smart and mature to stoop to our horrible level. I don't want a "I pwnd Dave" t-shirt, or some bad trophy image. I only want you to remember. That's all. Just remember that I came at you at the most base level I could muster, and you fell for it. You went back on everything you said you were too good for. You did everything you tried to preach against. All I want is for you to remember that you are a self-important self-ego stroking little turd of a person who has been caught and shown up and proven to be a lying little boy by the very people you dispise and tried to pretend you were above and better than. And I know you will remember. You're such a pathetic, emotionally stunted and immature man-child that you won't be able to help but to cling to these last few sad, sad weeks mentally wrestling with all the big words thrown around to try to figure out how to put a positive spin on how badly you have been dominated. You will come up with all kinds of stories and lies that you will tell your fellow dollfuckers. Maybe some of them will belive you. It won't matter, because late at night, after you've spent what little dignity you have left in to an empty silicon vessel, you'll feel it. The fact that you've not only dragged this whole sorry internet drama to the other dollfucker forums, but out in to your real life is proof postive that you have the emotional and mental stability of a child. Seriously, you even went to your wives and daughters telling them all about how you had started some internet forum battle and that we were saying bad things about them. That's even sadder and more pathetic than Beetface. I know you will consider getting probated a victory. I know this because you have put so much of your sense of self-worth in to this thread, and by being probated you will some how feel that it proves you right. It doesn't. If I could, I would un-probate you. Every post you've made here proves me and everyone else at SA right, and you are oh-so helpful at proving us right. In fact, it couldn't have been done without you! You even re-used the same insults we used to call you out! That's what I call the icing on the cake ![]() JimBobDole posted:By the way, Deacon_Blues, whatever came of your reporting of CGB's abuse? That, I have not yet determined. Cali, has there been any sign of Beetface around the dollfucker forums lately? I rely on you for the dollfucker updates, and thank you for burning out your eyes and sanity so that the rest of us don't have to
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I did some more of his posts. Problem is he didnt post any of those long incredible none coherent rants recently. So this is old stuff, Vintage if you like.
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Santclair posted:I really wish I had an account on his forum now to see what kind of ravings are being posted there by all of his personalities. Half the reason I wanted to probate him was to fuel a nice little persecution complex so he can whinge about being censored here.
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Dave, after having read this entire thread, my only wish for you is to wake up from your insanity of a life for just a single moment. And in that moment you realize how broken you are and despair. Despair at what you are, what you have accomplished, and where you will be going with however much time you have left. Then you can go cry to your plastic dolls for whatever solace they can bring you. But as long as you know for that one moment, how messed up you are is enough for me.
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A little going away gift David Hockey. So long, and thanks for all the laughs!
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| # ? Sep 22, 2008 17:27 |
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Oh man this is exactly how it should be. Perfect.
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I did some very brief digging and got just a little info on Shit_Viper, should you internet detectives want to go dig up some more hilarious (horrible) poo poo from him. Real name is James S Williams Sr. he owns the Moonport.org site that he hosts all his doll pictures on. I have no idea the relevance of this and to be honest, for someone who calls himself a "Professional Web designer" his website is horrible. He posted on a couple old video game boards but I couldn't find an email address or nothing to try and find another username, though I have no doubt that Pit_Viper isn't his "primary" online alias.
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Oh, almost forgot. Begin the countdown until Hockey says that he's not goonobyl/he's trying to create interest or controversy for his film/we're all puppets who have fallen for his clever master plan.
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Deacon Blues posted:Oh, almost forgot. Begin the countdown until Hockey says that he's not goonobyl/he's trying to create interest or controversy for his film/we're all puppets who have fallen for his clever master plan. Every time I think of his film, it gets more and more ridiculous in my mind. The current situation has me imagining Dave calmly yammering about the "positive" reaction he got from everyone, then lapsing into an absolute, foaming-at-the-mouth, screaming rampage about the Goons, including immature and obvious lies about Deacon Blues and Caligasti, thinly veiled sexist threats directed at TigerMojo, Ozma, and myself, and childish insults for the Something Awful forums in general. He then proceeds to viciously tear up a picture of Lowtax and cram it into his mouth while sobbing like a small child. Fade to black.
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Just chiming in to thank everyone involved for this thread. I can't remember last time I had such laughs. Davey might be a sick dollfucking pervert, but drat if his childish insults and seemingly random replies aren't first class entertainment! Even it's getting a wee bit repetive. I hope hes back after his "vacation" for some new insights into his crazy silicone world!
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I'm no internet detective, not by any stretch of the imagination. For laughs I googled our friend Poop_Viper and his "high traffic website" which had all about about three thousand hits on it's counter.Poop_Viper aka James S Williams posted:Yeah, I just noticed the server name at the bottom. For a supposed web expert, he seems to have a weak grasp on domain names and how they work commercially. He also seems to have a very inflated opinion of himself, just like his god and mentor Hockey. http://forum.hostony.com/lofiversio....php?t2192.html Need a real internet detective to ferret this guy out. Mostly I just want a pic of the guy to add to the Hockey and Beetfaces pictures. I was thinking of piecing together an "axis of dollfucking" pic for Cali to put on the various ED pages, although my MS paint skills are lacking and I don't have photoshop. Edit: Hang on, could this be our guy? http://www.youtube.com/user/BigJimW This one has got to be Poop_Viper http://forum.hostony.com/index.php?showuser=199 He's also on this Simpsons forum, where he says Lisa is his fav. No suprise since he has child fuckdolls. http://www.nohomers.net/member.php?u=979 Oh yeah, this is our guy. Also, if I'm not mistaken this website was featured on weekend web a while ago. http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/inde...n=profile;u=845 He's an astromony buff http://www.bautforum.com/members/bigjimw.html Clerk: L. Jim Williams http://74.6.239.67/search/cache?ei=...&icp=1&.intl=us The phone number listed in that document is for Rep. Amy Rice http://www.state.ri.us/govtracker/i...tailLeg&rid=369 I'm sure more can be discovered. Assuming he does work as a clerk for a politico, I wonder how she'd feel about his dollfucking and scat fetish? I might be wrong, but I think a lot of politicians like to distance themselves from anything that could cause any sort of backlash or negative light, especially a staffer that has and posts pictures of child fuckdolls. Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at Sep 22, 2008 around 22:12 |
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Deacon Blues posted:Man, I knew Werner Herzog was a crazy son of a bitch, but this is going a little too far just for a documentary.
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Deacon Blues posted:You're a beautiful person CalimojoBlues. that Youtube account is Jims' I think, ED mention him removing all his pictures but makes a comment about him being bald.
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Deacon Blues posted:
This is definitely him. He posted on the Uwe Boll v. Lowtax video: BigJimW (2 weeks ago) posted:
Look at the tags on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gmWD5y_nSM BigJimW posted:Tags:
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This took me too long for something this horrible.
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^^^^^ Ahahahaha! Yes, that is indeed the man that was in some of the (now deleted) pictures in Shit_Viper's Doll Gallery, namely the Bunny one. I was hesitant to post is as him until I was certain, as given the nature of the Bunny thing it could just as well have been some other dollfucker. I prefer wrath and mockery to be directed correctly. And I'm off to the dollfucker forums, to see what I can see. My eyes are more resiliant than I had thought.
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Caligasti posted:^^^^^ Please report immediately. Godspeed, soldier.
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internet tough guy /emo woman hater posted:BigJimW posted: I think that right there is more than enough insight into this person. It's almost a poetic life story. I can't imagine the sense of despair someone must feel to be a dollfucker.
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Cha posted:Every time I think of his film, it gets more and more ridiculous in my mind. The current situation has me imagining Dave calmly yammering about the "positive" reaction he got from everyone, then lapsing into an absolute, foaming-at-the-mouth, screaming rampage about the Goons, including immature and obvious lies about Deacon Blues and Caligasti, thinly veiled sexist threats directed at TigerMojo, Ozma, and myself, and childish insults for the Something Awful forums in general. He then proceeds to viciously tear up a picture of Lowtax and cram it into his mouth while sobbing like a small child. The feel good film of the year.
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Hm, it seems the dollfuckers over at Dave's site are having a laugh about this. Well, ONE of them... http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1222079205/0 tdc042108 posted:lol:) And I see that some of you have already happened upon this thread, but for those desiring more brain-damage, feast your eyes on it... http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1222096550/0 Why do these guys always take pictures of the box? Logic would say that since the dolls are expensive, then it perhaps has to do with courier accountabilty and insurance and what-not. But then, dollfuckers are not logical. Over on the Doll Forum... Oh jesus loving christ... midiman posted:flavortang wrote: What... what's going on here?! Then... flavortang posted:That would be ripe material for a short film. A guy buys a sex doll and thinks he's having consequence-free sex and then notices a 'baby bump' on the doll and freaks out, tries to return the doll, sell it, .etc. Kind of like a porn version of an episode of the Twilight Zone. Brash posted:amazing idea. I'd love to shoot that. I had a feeling that would happen. Anyway, it seems Shit_Viper and Kevin and the rest o' the gang spent the weekend showing off pickles... Dollfuckers define "abnormal"... casperghostboy posted:I'm weird... maybe a bit too weird for some people's tastes. But that's just fine with me... Shit_Viper posted:nor·mal (nôrml) Fuckin' !Anyway, go to page 2 in that thread. Check out JonathanSwitcher's new avatar... ![]() Ringing any bells? Okay, there's this horror... Shit_Viper posted:Depends on the insert. And per Deacon's request, more Kevin Spergin fer sexdolls! posted:Hi all. God drat it all... Caligasti fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2008 around 16:26 |
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