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Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Ah, and a special treat. A screencap of Shit_Viper's ED article's history. You can see that Shit_Viper, alias Bigjim, alias Lojack really did attempt to blank that page... and failed.



I can't get over the fact that this guy portrays himself as Emperor Palpatine. From his slybaldguys profile...



And to reply about Lisa being his favorite Simpson... he named his Teddy Babe Lisa.


EDIT: Well, what have we here...

Shit_Viper YouTube faggotry!

Caligasti fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2008 around 02:46

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TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008



^^^

BigJimW (20 minutes ago) posted:

I especially liked loving your dollfucker thread up yesterday. I'll see you in a week.
I figured it was Shit_Viper posting.

Kevin McRedface posted:

I had wanted to start a 1-RG, 3-doll harem and even though that I wanted a 3-doll harem first, but then when I met my RG, and she supports my doll hobby, the addition of the RG helped, because without her, I wouldn't be half able to even buy the dolls I have now. (The details got me in hot water by others [not you guys here on TDF, but you know what I mean], so I'm not going to say what or why here.)

And even though that I had tried my hardest to save up for a $7,000 doll, but it seemed like reality pulled me down to earth and daily expenses are eating into my self-imposed savings plan of $200 every two weeks with some support from my tax refunds (both state and federal) come next February, but I tried to save, but since Kat was in the hospital for a couple of weeks at the end of last month, and I only got two days of pay when she got home because if she's not available, I don't get paid (OK, enough of the details, I probably gave some away). But then, I can probably squirrel away a little here and there, just to maybe reach some point where I can maybe pay for itsme's sale price whenever he or Mary posts a sale here on TDF; or if itsme PM's or emails me directly a sale on a Taffy... plus whatever I desire... or at least have some money for the $1,200 full price cost that itsme/Mary asks for on the candyeighteen.com site.

gently caress you, Kevin. I hope you are reading this. You are a pathetic sack of disgusting poo poo and I am so tempted right now to also call the authorities (if only Deacon will provide the number). Why is he getting away with this abuse?
And he wastes her money away on expensive energy drinks and other poo poo from ThinkGeek, which is not a cheap Web site itself, then he complains he's not getting enough money to add another plastic fuckable to his grotesque "harem."
Oh and you are not smart, and you do not write eloquently.


And, BigJim/Shit_Viper is an obvious pedo.

TigerMoJo fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2008 around 02:49

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

TigerMoJo posted:

And, BigJim/Shit_Viper is an obvious pedo.

From his nohomer's profile...


Take it as you will.

Hockey and Shit_Viper may well have been pulling a tag-team stunt. I wouldn't be surprised if they gently caress their dolls in much the same manner. That's probably the only human contact they can really tolerate.

Cacatua
Jan 17, 2006



TigerMoJo posted:

gently caress you, Kevin. I hope you are reading this. You are a pathetic sack of disgusting poo poo and I am so tempted right now to also call the authorities (if only Deacon will provide the number). Why is he getting away with this abuse?
And he wastes her money away on expensive energy drinks and other poo poo from ThinkGeek, which is not a cheap Web site itself, then he complains he's not getting enough money to add another plastic fuckable to his grotesque "harem."
Oh and you are not smart, and you do not write eloquently.


And, BigJim/Shit_Viper is an obvious pedo.

It gets worse.

'spergin for dolls posted:

I feel REALLY stupid now. I thought that I was going to be able to buy my third doll (really doll #2.5 because in order, I had to get rid of my mannequin Andrea in some way), but since Kat had threw a wrench into the works, she told me that she would LEAVE ME if I got another doll.

So, I am basically held tight by my balls about my doll hobby by her. She did say that she does accept my hobby and love for dolls, but she tried to say that I was "going overboard" with it, that I had been wavering back and forth about what to do with that "fund" that I had set aside for my third doll.

So, itsme and TJ347 and others, I feel really bad, but I guess until Kat has a definitive change of heart, I am going to have to decline any coming offers for a Taffy until further notice. She's really stressed out about a court date on Tuesday and she's been yelling at me a lot, just because of her fears of my brother (who's an rear end in a top hat anyway) would try to attack her before and/or after the court hearing. I don't know where she got these fears from or why, but Kat's really weirding me out over just a simple charge of disturbing the peace on him. She hates my brother anyway, but I know for sure that there's sheriff deputies all around that would break up the fight and detain any offender(s). I don't know exactly how long this fear would last, but I sure hope that it's temporary at the least.

I'm just letting this just breeze on by and hoping that Kat would have a change of heart, but right now she's saying that it took her quite a while for her to get used to and accept Daphne as a surrogate friend of hers, she doesn't know how or if she would get used to another doll in the house; she is also saying that there is no room for another doll, regardless if I do get rid of Andrea, she doesn't want the bed being taken hostage by two dolls because when she gets changed, she already accepted the lull period that I have to take to get Daphne off the bed and get her on the loveseat in the den before I even get Kat ready to get her changed. She doesn't want a doubling of that period to get two dolls off the bed and into the den; and also the time it also takes to get Daphne off the bed already on the rare chance that Kat and I do go sleep in our bed (I'm paying a good price bi-weekly for that--we mostly sleep in the den, me on the couch and Kat in her recliner or wheelchair, depending on a number of factors), she usually wants me in bed after I change her, and have a cigarette and a small sip of something, and usually she wants to get to bed when she wants to, and she doesn't want me to take my time to get two dolls off the bed and into the den, and the possibility of me trying to say good night to two dolls after my smoke and drink. Just saying good night to even Daphne takes some of my time that I could spend with Kat in bed.

Given that he treats his dolls like they're people, can anyone blame his girlfriend for being utterly creeped out by him and threatening to leave? Why she hasn't left him already is beyond me; but then again, she probably physically can't.

It sounds to me like the dolls often get the bed as well. Nice.

I seriously cannot get over what a revolting person this is. (Edit: Kevin, not his girlfriend.)

Cacatua fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2008 around 03:34

iRFNA
Sep 15, 2004

by Fistgrrl


Well, maybe this is the beginning of the end of her nightmare

Santclair
Aug 6, 2006

by angerbotSD


Cacatua posted:

It gets worse.


Given that he treats his dolls like they're people, can anyone blame his girlfriend for being utterly creeped out by him and threatening to leave? Why she hasn't left him already is beyond me; but then again, she probably physically can't.

It sounds to me like the dolls often get the bed as well. Nice.

I seriously cannot get over what a revolting person this is.

My god that poor woman. Someone needs to get Kevorkian up in that joint.

Cha
Dec 10, 2006



quote:

She's really stressed out about a court date on Tuesday and she's been yelling at me a lot, just because of her fears of my brother (who's an rear end in a top hat anyway) would try to attack her before and/or after the court hearing. I don't know where she got these fears from or why, but Kat's really weirding me out over just a simple charge of disturbing the peace on him. She hates my brother anyway, but I know for sure that there's sheriff deputies all around that would break up the fight and detain any offender(s).

YEAH HE WOULD BE BEATING THE poo poo OUT OF HER FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES TOPS

WHAT A STUPID WHINY BITCH

Volponi
Feb 9, 2008
Mrgh you know drugs are just what doctors give you to make you be a sheep, YOU GOTTA FIGHT THE MACHINE KEEP YOUR CLARITY RON PAUL '08

TigerMoJo posted:

gently caress you, Kevin. I hope you are reading this. You are a pathetic sack of disgusting poo poo and I am so tempted right now to also call the authorities (if only Deacon will provide the number).

It may have been posted already, but I just did a quick google searching using this as a search string:

"beach house" va beach rehab

The first result was this link:
http://www.vbgov.com/vgn.aspx?vgnex...b640aRCRD&ct=ne

It's a press release of sorts about "Beach House", and it mentions the "Child and Adult Care Food Program (CACFP)", which might be where some of the disabled woman's social assistance is coming from. The page includes this line at the end:
For more information about CACFP and Beach House, call (757) 385-6930.

as well as another phone number and an email address, although they're listed as "Media Contacts".

With a little determined googling, you should be able to turn up more information. The VA dept. of health and human services might be a good place to start. Rosacia McTomatoFace has already posted the address of his apartment, so it shouldn't be much trouble to find a DHS office in his locality. I'd dig a little further, but I'm about to go on watch.

Edit: One more quick link:
http://www.vbgov.com/vgn.aspx?vgnex...000870b640aRCRD

Volponi fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2008 around 03:53

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008



Thanks Volponi, I'm gonna look into it.

Good ol' Jimbo deleted the SA call-out YouTube video and his psychotic redneck one.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


Too late. I'm sure multiple copies have been saved, as well as him posing with his fuckdoll harem. Although I am a little sad I missed his callout video. Even though I have little doubt that it was nothing but idle threats from a person that has obviously spent his whole life getting bullied and his butt kicked, I would have liked to have had a laugh at it.

Hey Cali, just to make outing this guy to everyone he knows and works with as a person that likes to have sex with dolls that look like little children, can you update his ED page to include his real name and maybe one or two of his pictures? Thanks

As far as Hockey goes, he seems to associate himself with his municiple goverment. There stands a good chance that everyone in Nova Scotia that knows Hockey already knows he's a weirdo perv.

TigerMojo: I had posted some links with contact information just prior to Hockey/Williams doing the goonobyl second round. The tip lines are for registered care workers, but the main contact (I forget the name and I'm too lazy to go back and look it up) should either be able to take the complaint himself or give you the proper contact info.

Actually, I'm not that lazy. Here's the link with the phone numbers and contacts: http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/OEMS/Tr...rceCD/abuse.htm

I forget which area code Beetface is in. That I would have to actually dig up again.

Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2008 around 18:11

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Shit_Viper's page has been updated thoroughly: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pit_Viper

Unfortunately I hadn't gotten a copy of his YouTube bullshit, but no matter. This is more than enough to send him into a blind, seething rage.

Odd though. Shit_Viper and Hockey are both bald, middle-aged men who are somehow involved in one fashion or another in local government. I'll never look at a bald, middle-aged man in that part of town quite the same way ever again.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


They are bald, middle-aged men. One works as a clerk for Rhode Island, the other is a jobless bum that thinks he's a film maker, and both try to latch on to their local goverment like ticks, AND they both share a love of sex dolls and children, as in pretending their sex dolls are children while they gently caress them. Both fancy themselves to be internet champions, and one of them clearly has way more "tough guy" issues.

That right there is a really funny bit. Williams is the "tough guy" but is clearly subserviant to Hockey. Hell, Williams isn't even a power-bottom! He's the totally whipped dog that comes panting up to Hockey looking for his approval. I guess in the pathetic world of dollfuckers, there are alphas, and Williams aint' it.

Just check out Big Jimmy's tough guy video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwyMqwnsMxw

Now, him trying to act like an aggressive tough guy is just the surface part. Listen closely and you'll hear his fellow ghetto dweller ask him "Why are you filming children?" moments before Big Jimmy Williams goes in to his tough guy routine.

That's right folks, Big Jimmy was caught by his neighbor filming children. (video should probably be captured and saved for later use, I don't have the tools on me at the moment). FILMING NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN!

Let that sink in for a moment.

Now tie it in with his "Lisa Simpson" child fuckdoll. Yes, I think we have a confirmed pedo that works for the state of Rhode Island as a clerk named Jim (James) S Williams. I suspected Hockey and Williams of being pedos and child molesters. I think Williams can move out of "suspected" to "all but caught in the act."

Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2008 around 20:47

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Caligasti posted:


'Spergin Dollfucker posted:

OK, I know that I speak and write very eloquently, and I am a RSSD owner, usually people who own these kind of dolls usually aren't that computer proficient, and usually they write phonetically here on the forum, but it is just because I am a little smart (I'm not saying that other RSSD owners aren't) and I wanted a different kind of job path back before I became an adult, but I am a blue-collar worker myself, I came from a military family and my father was very anal on having a good education and learning how to write and speak good.

God drat it all...

Bwahahahahahaha

Dumas can write sentences that long, dumbass here shouldn't even try.

Lantern Fish
Sep 16, 2007

by Fistgrrl


I was away on vacation for basically the whole season of summer, I just now caught up after reading all through the mother loving night. My brain is beyond loving repair. I just, I just, jesus christ...

Also I am a girl, please unload your wrath upon me Hockey dearest.

Volponi
Feb 9, 2008
Mrgh you know drugs are just what doctors give you to make you be a sheep, YOU GOTTA FIGHT THE MACHINE KEEP YOUR CLARITY RON PAUL '08

TigerMoJo posted:

Thanks Volponi, I'm gonna look into it.

If you (or anyone else here) make a report to the VA DSS or whatever agency, be sure to let everyone here know.

If we could gather any information about any actions the state might take, then perhaps even a new thread would be in order:
"Images of Relief: A Dollfucker's Demise."

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Shit_Viper thinks that he sure showed us!
http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1222079205/1

Darth Shittyous posted:

Basically thats about right. The way tolling works is they get their rocks off by making others miserable, and they try to troll the "victim" to join the board is to give them the online version of a public lynching (only thing missing is the rope and a tree). They really went out of their way to hammer midi, doodman, casper, etc, in a way far above and beyond your typical sick fetish of cyberharrassment. When one dishes out a little payback, they don't know what to do (because things are not going "their way") so the only way they defend themselves is to ban, so their bruised egos can be inflated once again, leaving the person banned defenceless.

Sounds like a coward act to me, but thats just my opinion.

Sure, they can poke all the fun they want on having sex with dolls, but when it turns ugly as it has been, it's no longer considered a parody nor a comedy. It starts bordering on criminal.

It's called CyberHarrassment, and there are laws against it.

Uh, so what did Dave do back when we tried going onto his site and discussing things? He banned left and right because it was the only control he had over the situation that his reptilian brain would allow for.

And by the by, goonobyl isn't banned. The account is merely on probation, so you fuckwits have a whole week to gather yourselves and come back here with some new material. I would ask that you not disappoint, but I know that will not be occuring no matter what.

Anyway, on to the other forum...

And what the gently caress is this madness?

She is still alive, the victim of Realdoll Murder.

Prof_Sakai posted:

Realdoll murder was solved as the criminal called police by himself.
And I get her as they have no idea to dispose this big baby.
She was stained and damaged as police looked upon her the waste after they noticed she was a doll, but I cleaned and repair yet.
She is very beautiful. not waste any more.

And the scribe amongst the dollfuckers, keithallen, is now in possession of Shit_Viper's bunny and doll-raping Snuggles plush...
Snuggles at it AGAIN! and he brought Bunny Wunny with him

Hasn't this person heard of Princess_Magpie yet?!
Are there any female doll users in here?

Oh boy oh boy! Kevin's got new pics up! ! Didn't he say he was getting rid of his photo album a couple of weeks ago?
Daphne in new pink pajama separates

Beetroot McManshank posted:

I'd thought that I'd break my usual angst-filled posts with a little sunshine, so I just uploaded a ton of pictures from my camera (thank God that my laptop has a SD card slot, Ubuntu mounts it at the mount point /dev/sda7, or better at /media/disk, /dev/sda6 is my root file system, /dev/sda1 is the Dell utility and troubleshooting software, etc.) and found, among pictures of my cat posing pretty (which really isn't doll related) and Kat herself, I dug up these pictures of Daphne in a nice pink pajama set that I bought on sale at Kmart. They were only $5.99 a piece, so I grabbed a matching boy-short bottom and a camisole top, and when I put them on Daphne, they looked so good on her, and she looked her "age." (If some of you don't know, my dolls have an assumed age over the age of 21, but they aren't "born" before my birthday, so Daphne's assumed age is 27, assumed birthdate is July 3, 1981.)

Ah! We finally get somewhat of an answer to the whole "How does he determine their birthdays?" question from the first thread.

And more on his family's behavior...

The Crimson Psyduck posted:

Yup. And come to think of it, when Davecat told me when I ticked him off in a "goodbye email" back in 2005, about two or three months of him introducing himself and letting me introduce myself to TDF, "I feel sorry for Alexa [the name for a doll that I had, not necessarily the Alexa inflatable], because of your behaviour. [sic]" While he and I haven't been talking for three years, but I'm still here and he's no longer here, and I feel like this doll, Daphne, has been my pride and joy for almost a year and a half.

Daphne's been through hell and back. My brother attempted to throw her away, balled up no less, in the city automated trash can, my mother stuffing her between a bed rail and the wall, and only five or six inches clearance, my sister and one of her boyfriends taking Daphne out of my room while Kat and I were asleep and without my knowledge until I woke up, into the attic, her boyfriend almost on the verge of destroying her but it was stopped dead in its tracks; other things. While others in my family have been treating her like a rag doll and just telling me that Daphne's an "it" and not a person, even though that Kat and I have been treating Daphne like she was a real person. While Daphne is inanimate, and there is no denying that, but I can relate to Lars (Ryan Gosling) in that movie, and I don't have to mention the title. Daphne may have a flake of skin on the back of her right arm off (it's about a half-inch in diameter), exposing the foam core underneath, and I don't know how it got there.

And all because I treat Daphne like a person that she wants to be. I shower her with gifts, I even give her birthday and Christmas gifts. I give her gifts (and Kat also) "just because." That is how much I care. That's why Daphne has held up this long.

And even though that some people when I joined questioned the possibilities if I would ever be able to take care of a doll, but that was a delicate $7,000 doll. I am glad that itsme had came up with a doll that can take a certain degree of abuse and still stay intact. That's why I once said that RSSD's are like Timex watches: They take a licking and keep on ticking. But it was never me that gave Daphne the abuse, it was others in my life.

OK, before I really give away too much, all I have to say is I'm glad that I have what I have now, a roof over my head, a RG, a Mannequin and a Candy Eighteen, two computers (a Linux laptop and a Mac mini) and a drat good job. And I'm glad that this forum exists. I never knew that there was a place like this, but... you know. As Paul Harvey once said, "And that's the rest of the story! Good Day!"

I plan to take more pictures of Daphne. This doll had brought out my artistic side and even though they're not "perfect" like Stacy's, but I have always intended for my pictures to be spontaneous, candid and spur-of-the-moment. Never fully thought out, just when the moment strikes and if I feel like it, the camera's turned on and is snapping a few pictures.

Well, back to the topic, I bought the pajamas when I was really looking for a swimsuit for Daphne on clearance, but since it was Labor Day weekend, I was basically poo poo-out-of-luck, there were mostly fall and back-to-school specials at that Kmart and since I had an hour layover at the bus stop nearby (missed a bus because the one I first boarded was a bit late), I walked to the Kmart and got me a Dallas Cowboys (my favorite football team) pajama bottoms and a Cowboys t-shirt, and I walked to the women's intimates department (after passing it a few times to scan the area of people who may look at me weirdly), and picked out that set, after finding one that would look good. Pink and blue are two colors that look real good on her. Oh, and the "universal color" black. That also looks good on her. I got three more shirts in black, dark gray and navy blue from ThinkGeek for her. The black one says "No, I will not fix your computer", a shirt that I have in both black and white (the unisex size comes in both colors, but the ladies' babydoll comes in black only), the dark gray one has the iPhone-esque "slide to unlock" interface widget on it and the navy blue one has "STFU: Subsisto Sermo Statim" (or better put: "Shut the f*ck up: Stop talking now" [Subsisto Sermo Statim is Latin.]) with the "gagged Roman knight" on it (Kat and I also have this shirt). I got it with a case of Bawls, and one of those shirts was buy two, get one free with 1,250 Geek Points (a frequent-shopper rewards program offered by ThinkGeek). Back to black, Daphne has a pair of black jeans. Got those at Walmart. She also has a pair of skin-tight jeans in her size, Size 0, but she only wears those when she feels like it, otherwise, her fit's gotta be loose.

Well, I've been rambling on again, so I'm going to stop here. Daphne had just told me to say "Hope your code is free and your life also." (That should be a signature other than something taken from a man page! Thanks Daph!)

CGM, Kathryn and Daphne


_________________
CasperGhostboy, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea

Again I can't decide what to bold. It's like he tops himself with every post now. Or digs a deeper hole, depending on how you want to look at it.

Caligasti fucked around with this message at Sep 24, 2008 around 17:07

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber

I am probably going to be sorry for asking, but what is an RSSD?

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Egad, and about those female dollfuckers...
the new girl

Lolita posted:

hey, thought i'd stop lurking around and introduce myself.

Being a 19 year old girl who doesnt own a realdoll I suppose I dont really fit in too well..and may not have a great deal to contribute. But I just wanted to say hello to everyone and share my appreciation.

I have always been deeply fascinated with the female figure, erotica, sex, and Japanese 'cute culture'. And I found that for me, these dolls seem to encapsulate all these things.

As a photographer I also find the dolls immensely visually stimulating - their glassy wide eyes...flawless skin.... yum.
I would love to have the opportunity to photograph them, but I've been feeling a bit reluctant to ask after discovering the how overwhelmed this community already is with journalists/film makers greedily wanting to create negative documentaries.
But if anyone from the UK is interested I'd be hugely appreciative.

anyway, thanks for having me

Lolita x

Supposedly her work: http://flickr.com/photos/junophotography/
Her MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/hysteric

Yeah, I could swear some of that has been on the *chans too. Reminds me of Cracky-chan, what with all the nosebleed photos. Anyway, by the second page that thread just turns into talking about Dr. Octopus having tentacle-sex with Barbie...

Doge posted:

AHA!! I knew it; I knew girls were getting sexual with their Barbies!!

Lolita posted:

of course we were!! thats all we did! you didn't think we would actually be entertained just dressing them up and making them cook barbie food. no no no...! her and ken were gettin up to all kinds of nasty business behind closed doors.

although i never had a ken doll... so i had to improvise with my brothers doctor octopus action figure - which i'm sure you can imagine had some very dirty consequences! all those tentacles! oh my

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Lowen SoDium posted:

I am probably going to be sorry for asking, but what is an RSSD?

Real Solid Sex Doll or Replication Server System Database. Take your pick.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


YO EVERYBODY GET THE gently caress DOWN ITS THE CYBER POLICE THIS IS A RAID rear end in a top hat PUT THOSE CONTACT DETAILS WHERE I CAN SEE UM!

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Oh well. Dave's "Ruby" no longer looks like a coked-up blonde. Now it's a coked-up brunette with one of "Bianca"'s wigs...

http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1222096550/8

Yep. Only a matter of time before he's posting dollporn on there. Probably trades it with the others in the admin section of the site already, actually.

Time for an injection of nightmare fuel...
You're going to really loving hate this

They have several similar threads in there. Just what in the hell are these guys doing?! Whatever it is, they're doing it wrong.

And in that same section...
Why are there no repair centers?

Could you imagine if there were?

And HOLY gently caress! It seems deafleopard, whom I assume is Cain, has a quandry. Imogin has been attacked.

Imogin has been attacked (UP DATE)

deafleopard posted:

I come home today only to find my house had been broken in too by two teens with two much time on there hands and for fun they cut off imogins boobs... The cops are dealing with them now but I'm left to clean up the mess here, What I need is , Can any one out there tell me where to get large repair kits from for a medium skin tone.. I know nothing about silicone and don't know what to look for??? I emailed realdoll but was told they do not sell repair kits that large, and it would cost way to much to buy it there way.. she will have to have a flat chest now.. but I just wont to get her fixed please can any one help me....

Supposedly the cops found it funny. The dollfuckers didn't find that funny, hence these responses...

"Vanessa" posted:

As much as society sucks, I wonder how they will manage to put this as if those loving kids did right... Breaking into a house, vandalism, no way to justify those things, and a judge will have to see that, if he likes dolls or not.


Next, what does the leopard care for what idiots say, if he's deaf.


As for the cops...
YES
I can imagine they find it funny. First off, because they are stupid buttfucked idiots wanting to play cowboy bang bang woof woof, second off because they are full of prejudices as well and don't even know the law they have to defend, and third off because they were just happy the vandals didn't stab their asses.

I can tell you a few stories about cops, the first two of them I find sad, the third is something my friend laughed his rear end off about for an hour. So here it goes :
1) Years ago, late at night, our neighbor rang the door bell and was completely in dispair because somebody broke into his house. We called the police with him, and they said they will come in a few minutes. 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours, nothing... They finally arrived 9 hours later, in the morning, chewing on their loving breakfast.
2) After my friend and RealMom found the dead body of RealDad on the guests toilet with a blue skin like old Jeans in his face, croaked from alcohol abuse, they called a doctor. The doctor called the police, and they started to talk all their poo poo and had a lot of questions, and they seemed interested in - well, not sure in what... This went on for maybe 2 hours, and suddenly my friend got suspicious and asked them right ahead : Are you really interested in a destroyed youth with a drinking father and all friends leaving, or are you just interrogating me ?
3) the funny one :
Instead of dealing with criminals, it's of course much easier and safer to just pester harmless car drivers with all those loving speed controls. A few years ago, on a freeway near my town, those fuckheads were lurking on the border of a freeway. Suddenly a car driver happened to notice the speed control cops, and he pushed the break to avoid being trapped. Doing so, he lost the control about the car and got off the freeway, heading down the slope. And while doing so, he ran over the speed control camera and he also ran over one of the two fuckfaces of cops. Result was : Only a dead cop is a good cop. And friend laughed his rear end off for about an hour when this was on the news.

Thinking about it, an even more impressive example comes to mimd, showing what pissfaces cops are : In the street where my friend lived about 10 years ago, some criminal moved in a few houses up the street. Within a few years, he broke into a lot of houses, he stabbed all car tyres at night and all that funny stuff... Whenever somebody called the cops, they just said we know blah blah or can you prove it or any eye witnesses or they even said "so what, we don't care".
One day, this rear end in a top hat took the phone, called the cops himself and shouted into the phone : HELP HELP !!! MY NEIGHBORS ARE ABOUT TO LYNCH ME !!!! [ with absolutely nothing happening !! ] Guess what : It took just two minutes, and some green dressed cop cuntfaces showed up in the street.

Ah well, he was able to get the doll repaired somewhat. It seems he even did the work himself...
Imogin's OP update




Yes. That is a breathing tube in a RealDoll's nose.

The guy later posts as his other doll to talk about how he's dying from smoking and it's all his wife's fault...
Deafleopard needs your help

Madison_Doll posted:

Hi every one Madison here, I was hoping by posting here all my friends out there might be able to help, You see Deaf heath is not good at all and he was told today by his Doctor to stop smoking, he has very high haemoglobin and the Doc said it was from smoking, Now what I would like to know is there a way for him to do this and not take it up again.... Deaf will just go cold ... you know just stop no prob... BUT his wife is a smoker and will not stop , will not even talk about it I will say no more for fear of saying something I will be sorry for.... any way deaf told me he has given up many times before but always takes it up again sooner or later.. because his wife keeps smoking and he finds it hard to not smoke... is there any one out there that has giving up smoking when you still have to live with a smoker... if so please help....

People tend to smoke heavily when their nerves are frayed. I wonder what his wife's reasons would be, hm?

That Ruby doll thread is getting worse...
NEW Ruby13 Photos

David Hockey posted:

Woo hooooooooooooooooo!

Brash posted:

Perry is this pregnant Ruby in response to that early "flavortang" storyline?
or a new doll idea?;}
... and technoguy for the win...

technoguy posted:

Perry...

Based on the number of "Preggo" porn sites out there, I'm sure there would be a lot of guys who would like to "pork" a pregnant Ruby13.

Hmmm....I wonder how long it will be before we have sex dolls that can lactate?!

:barf:

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


Nice. Poop_Viper is crying butthurt *and* heading down the lolsuit road.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

The bear says, "Squeal like a pig for me!"


quote:

Hmmm....I wonder how long it will be before we have sex dolls that can lactate?!

Can you pick the flavor?

MMMMM its minty fresh!

monoceros4
Sep 1, 2006

As good at chess as Alekhine's cat

TampaTango posted:

Can you pick the flavor?

Milkplus: milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

The bear says, "Squeal like a pig for me!"


monoceros4 posted:

Milkplus: milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom.

Horrorshow me droogie!

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



I had an interesting incident today while eating lunch at a local stir fry place. These two "salt-of-the-earth" gentlemen in overalls and gimme hats sit down a table down from me and begin talking over the background noise of the restaurant. One of them starts talking about something he saw on BBC America or "it was at least filmed in England". He starts to describe "these rubber dolls, not made out of cheap stuff" and they "weigh 115 pounds". I realize what he's talking about and he's probably saw [url=http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/245/index.jsp[/url]]this documentary[/url]. Then he tells his friend that, in the most astonished look, that there's "these guys who buy them and treat them as if they're real people" and both of them start laughing about the whole thing. It was a weird coincidence that I could find people talking about this outside of the internet.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

^^^^^
Imagine if you had pointed them to this thread.

Deacon Blues posted:

Nice. Poop_Viper is crying butthurt *and* heading down the lolsuit road.

Just to be safe, a sysop over at ED took the IRL photos of him down. That's fine with me. It doesn't matter all too much given that pages linked to that page have those same photos on them, and copies are around. Everybody knows you're a bald Star Wars cosplayer, James.

Anyway, more about dolls' ages, this time it's Dave going on about his dolls...

Doll Vader posted:

Bianca seems quite pleased to have a new younger sister as noted by the photo. Ruby just turned 23 and Bianca is now 29.

. About his daughters' ages.

I wonder if the Ludovico Technique could break these men of their foul habit?

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



Caligasti posted:

Imagine if you had pointed them to this thread.

I was going to interject into their conversation about this thread, but I didn't want to ruin these guys' lunch. That would've made me feel bad.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


Caligasti posted:

Just to be safe, a sysop over at ED took the IRL photos of him down. That's fine with me. It doesn't matter all too much given that pages linked to that page have those same photos on them, and copies are around. Everybody knows you're a bald Star Wars cosplayer, James.


That's really too bad. All the pictures were aquired via public domain, as well as all the information gathered. Big Jimmy Crybaby doesnt' have a legal leg to stand on for anything. I was really hoping for his ED page to clearly identify him, as that would add to my enjoyment when I send out the link as part of an information package. If he's so proud to be a child doll fucker, it's only fair that everyone he could possibly know and work with knows about his recreational activities. I have no doubt the political arm of Rhode Island would like know about all this. Hell, it could be a nice tie-in for Hockey's big tax write-off of a movie. Maybe the Governer of Rhode Island will have a parade in honor of Big Jimmy and his pedo dollfucking ways. The mayor of Woonsocket can give Jimmy the key to the city, 'cause dollfucker is such of lofty goal to aspire to. Maybe Hockey could even get Amy Rice to throw in her two cents on the topic of loving dolls that are built to resemble children and young girls.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

^^^^^

Meh. It's no big deal, really. He can even delete the photos from those other pages. As I already said, they're out there and it's too late. Check around and you'll find the way to the stuff he doesn't want anybody seeing.

Here's a funny thread, in a way. A bald man making a big deal about a wig... for his fuckdoll...
Shit_Viper flips his wig!

And the near-daily dose of Spergin with Kevin!

"I'll only work for DAVE!" posted:

I know that Alex stated for the media-brainwashed public to wake up to what these dolls are really for, they need to show couples that own dolls.

Sorry, but I know the media. I know they would put some kind of spin on it and make the viewers wonder "If he's got a girlfriend/fiancée/wife, why doesn't she give him what he wants, when he wants it?" "Why does he/they have a doll to satisfy him/them?" Among other sentiments that would make the "normal" people feel proud they are "normal."

I enjoyed "Guys and Dolls"/"Love Me, Love My Doll" documentary, which is not for sale on DVD at http://www.bbcshop.com -- I tried looking for it using both titles, and I'm glad that RuzzleDarling gave me both "Monique" and the documentary on one DVD [I hope, I didn't fire up the disc yet]--and if they sell to the US, why are the prices in British Pounds? (I couldn't find a field to change the currency to GBP, USD or EUR.) I found the site in one of my magazines ("Game Informer") hawking another DVD set from the BBC. I also enjoyed "Lars and the Real Girl." I know that some people who enjoyed one didn't necessarily enjoy the other, but I might be one of those rare cases that found both good and bad in both and is neutral on both the documentary and the movie.

Back to why I don't want the media (well, maybe except Midiman and Bianca, I trust them, don't know why, but I do) in my apartment recording every thing I do with Kat (RG), Boots (feline), Daphne (Candy18) and Andrea (mannequin), is because I know that I had been attacked online before by some people who thought that they could put down someone just to boost their sagging egos, I don't want to reassure their assumptions.

But as I said, I march to the beat of my own drum and if others doesn't like what I do with my own life, then that's too bad. They don't live with me, they don't see me on a daily basis, and they simply don't run my life. My RG's my boss (really. I'm her aide, but there's other factors involved) and basically the only people (including inanimate people) I follow orders from is mainly Kat and Daphne.

I know this is mainly a casting call for female doll owners to come forth and discuss their life and times with a (fe)male doll, but I am posting this as a fair warning to others who may come on here, say that they are from an indie or a well-respected production company and ask us TDF members to appear on a documentary about the lives and times of doll owners. I'm putting out a universal denial unless your TDF screen names are either Midiman or Bianca. Midiman and I have established a well-respected online rapport and he trusts me, I trust him. It's a "I scratch your back, you scratch mine" ideal. He covered my butt and defended it also when goons decided to cut me down to boost some site's hit count (and advertising revenue) and to make them feel better that they have an "I'm normal, thank God I'm not like them" ideal... OK, I'll stop before I feed the trolls some more.

And while the guys on the documentary had gotten their chance to say the way they are and probably put in some tidbits about how beneficial doll ownership really is, but I bet that they got hundreds of hours of footage and some editor left the really important parts about doll ownership on the cutting room floor just to make a sensational story about doll owners. It's all about ratings, ratings, ratings. I bet no red-blooded American or whatever country's citizen would like to see someone talk about the superior benefits of doll ownership, they'd rather see a reassurance that they are normal and seeing "freaks" like us (I know we aren't freaks FWIW, but help me paint a larger picture here) assures them their assumptions. Yes, the "Why cannot he get a girlfriend"/"Why not he go to a bar and pick some chick up... beer's cheap and the snacks are free most of the time"/"Why not he put in a personal ad, the cost of putting one in the paper is a lot cheaper than a $7,000 doll" questions abound. And I am glad that I am with my RG, but it had to take the prodding of some people to get me introduced to her, I was going to go on to my doll fallback (I still did anyway, but I'm still with my RG) regardless if it didn't work out. It did and my wonderful mix of dolls and a RG plus a cat is just perfect for me.

Going on to my cry of there aren't any absolutes in the world, but some people would want others to believe that there are. And I had read in another post that the reason why it is expected of most people to have a heterosexual relationship in most capitalist countries is because, yes, more taxpayers feeding into the economy. They'd rather have people reproducing offspring to enforce those ideals. That is also why we have fertility clinics all around the country (well, in the US that is), so they can have women making offspring to those who cannot. Any deviation from that ideal is considered "wrong" and must be "taken care of" soon.

But I salute those who wants to shatter the ideal of that everyone must be married before 40 or they are lost causes. And if you want to be "married" to a doll, that is fine with me! I am married-at-heart (for reasons I will not explain here) to my RG; and I am married in another kind of way to Daphne, my doll. I had once stated before that Daphne is my doll wife and Kat is my RG wife. To some people, that's uncalled for and must be "fixed." I simply don't care, it's my life.

OK, I've been rambling on again and what I was trying to say is that there is no possible way that I'm going to make an rear end of myself (intended or not) on National Cable TV (I know it may be on cable TV if it's a documentary [and rated TV-MA no less], but it may be on something like Dateline NBC, 60 Minutes or 20/20 if it was picked up by NBC, CBS or ABC and edited heavily), even if I really didn't intend to, but the editor wanted to make my story "acceptable" to others who may not have a clue. I know that Midiman may make my 15 minutes of fame unbiased and factual, but I know that others may not.

CGM, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea


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Hope your code is free and your life also.--Daphne Holland (Candy Eighteen doll)

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


Broken logic from a broken brain.

He doesn't want to look like rear end on TV, but he's more than willing to look like not only an rear end, but a alcoholic dollfucking abuser of the handicapped on public internet forums.

He should just admit that he's a failure of a human being to himself. If he had half of a working mind, he'd be able to see that all his "pouring my heart out" posts distill down to "I'm a total fuckup and I'm so stupid I can't realize that my family and the disabled person I abuse are going out of their way to try to help me."

Why is it that wehenver I see a picture of Beetface, I imagine the smell of stale urine?

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

That post also makes me wonder whether he's going to be in Hockey's doumentary or is pining to be in one. I don't believe that even fellow dollfucker Dave is up to the task of making Kevin look truly sympathetic and like a real victim. He could bash us Goons all he wants and bring up 4chan for no good reason at all, but it won't change what people would perceive Kevin as, which is an utterly broken, dysfunctional, dollfucking Aspie total fucktard leeching off society through a disabled woman. I would be absolutely astounded if Hockey were to approach Kevin about appearing in either a documentary about dollfuckers or "victims of internet bullying" because surely even he realizes that there is just no way to make it work. Alas, Kevin doesn't realize that quite as well so there he goes on about how only Dave can make him somehow look good. It's like he thinks that if Hockey were to make a film about him, it would be as though these threads never happened.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


Shhhhh!

The one thing I was looking forward to about Hockey's self-stroking fluff piece was the hope that Beetface would be in there, spouting his usual nonsense.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Don't worry. I'm sure the fact that I've said it's a bad idea to include Kevin will just incite Dave to do it now.

April
Jul 3, 2006



Oh good grief. I was quite active in the first thread, and have finally got caught up on this one. Those of us whose families aren't made of silicone sometimes have to leave the computer.

Anyway, I am one of the female goons who went to TDC during the last thread, and was told by Mr. Dave "I Love Women" Hockey that since I disagreed with him, I must be on my period. Seeing this thread in all its twisted glory has reminded me of why I love this forum so very, very much.

You see, Dave, (since I know you're reading this), you don't get the goons AT ALL. There is no real "goon culture". There is a HUGELY diverse group of people here, from the basement-dwelling, video-game and anime-loving geeks to the stoners to the white collar businessmen to the firefighters and police and even to doctors and lawyers. Real ones, not inflatables.

But there is one common thread that I've found among the goons that keeps me (a thirty-five-year-old self-employed wife & mother) reading here whenever possible - they are some of the smartest, funniest, most clever and creative people I've ever seen online. And, their biggest goal, always, is the eternal search for entertainment.

Sure, it may come at the expense of others. Goons point and laugh. But when the show gets boring, they walk away. By squealing every time you're poked, and then pulling out the ridiculous 6th-grade level of insults (fat & ugly? really?), you're only ensuring that the goons will continue to poke back.

Here's where you really earn the goons' collective disdain. You claim to want to protect all the doll-lovers of the internet, to get inside their world, to understand them and gain their trust. You want to show the world the true beauty of these unique snowflakes.

But what you're really doing is exposing them all to further ridicule, by trying to one-up the goons every chance you get. You're actually hurting your "friends", and for what? To get more traffic to your forum? To create tension to up the drama of your mockumentary? Never mind if these guys want privacy & discretion, you want over 100,000 goons focusing all their attention on them.

Seriously, how do you sleep at night? I mean, from what I've seen, the majority of your fellow dollfuckers are more sad than sickening (with a few notable exceptions), and just want to live peacefully with their plastic playmates. But you are determined to not let that happen. And what you are doing is a million times worse than those of us pointing & laughing - you're pretending to be their friend, gaining their trust, only to demand more goon mockery when it seems to be in your best interest.

Sure, if you go away, this thread will die. Boo fuckin hoo. There'll be a thousand other hilarious threads to replace it.

And at the end of the day, you still gently caress dolls.

April fucked around with this message at Sep 26, 2008 around 18:51

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


^^^ A good post, and one that I would say should be re-posted in the dollfucking forums.

However, since you're both a real human AND a girl, most of those crazy-assed dollfuckers will discount anything you have to say. I mean, you're just a girl who's obvioulsy PMS-ing, amirite? The rest will go and frantically hump their dolls, unable to contain their joy at being addressed by a real live woman, if only textually.

Kevin Heavens will just get drunk on bawls and rum and then abuse his disabled live in ATM machine some more. Even if Hockey wises up, we'll still have Kevin

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Hey, I found Hockey's dad. The flesh-and-blood one, not the plush substitute Harlowmonkey deal.

http://www.archive.org/details/Unto...sOfUnsungHeroes

April
Jul 3, 2006



Deacon Blues posted:

^^^ A good post, and one that I would say should be re-posted in the dollfucking forums.

However, since you're both a real human AND a girl, most of those crazy-assed dollfuckers will discount anything you have to say. I mean, you're just a girl who's obvioulsy PMS-ing, amirite? The rest will go and frantically hump their dolls, unable to contain their joy at being addressed by a real live woman, if only textually.

Kevin Heavens will just get drunk on bawls and rum and then abuse his disabled live in ATM machine some more. Even if Hockey wises up, we'll still have Kevin

I have a feeling that parts of it will be quoted over there (out of context, of course), and with a few "clever" insults thrown in for good measure. I mean, he has to defend his honor against the goony goons of SA!

However, I don't think Dave really wants his little silicone circle-jerk buddies pondering his motives. So, it's a crap shoot. Unless one of the better-disguised trolls here wants to repost it, it could be funny.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

^^^^^

That does tend to be Dave's approach, but recall that he and Shit_Viper have gotten bold enough to post on here, and goonobyl's probation is almost over. You could get a personal response to it on this very forum. Yipee, huh?

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April
Jul 3, 2006



Caligasti posted:

^^^^^

That does tend to be Dave's approach, but recall that he and Shit_Viper have gotten bold enough to post on here, and goonobyl's probation is almost over. You could get a personal response to it on this very forum. Yipee, huh?

I'm all aquiver.....

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