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I realize it's all because of the context, but somehow this picture has made my "top ten" list of nauseating images from this debacle. I guess it's because it's such a nice day, and the car is so "normal" looking, like nothing is amiss...
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Jun 16, 2008 17:44
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Shintaro posted:I realize it's all because of the context, but somehow this picture has made my "top ten" list of nauseating images from this debacle. Now imagine like 12 fuckdolls stuffed into that little trunk.
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Jun 16, 2008 18:18
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My brain is melting and it's not just because it's 115 degrees here. What the gently caress is going on? This whole page here will gently caress with you, but especially one particular mindfuck... http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213421978/26#26 Bianca posted:Bad news for midiman from his older brother, the producer...older by 35 minutes He's... TWINS?!  ?! For real? Just loving  !I refuse to accept this. It could explain a lot of the bizarre poo poo, but somehow this makes it all even worse. He's trying to torment us for his own twisted entertainment. Oh the irony.
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Jun 16, 2008 21:45
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Caligasti posted:He's... TWINS?! God must have really had it in for their parents, sticking them with a pair of doll fuckers
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Jun 16, 2008 21:50
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Caligasti posted:My brain is melting and it's not just because it's 115 degrees here. What the gently caress is going on? This whole page here will gently caress with you, but especially one particular mindfuck... Please God be Photoshopped.
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Jun 16, 2008 22:04
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TigerMoJo posted:Please God be Photoshopped. I would have to believe it is. The "older brother" is all blurry and unless he exists just slightly out of phase with normal space/time or something like that then he's just another product of Hockey's imagination.  Cripes. Dolls talking in his head and typing through him and now imaginary evil twins... it's like  .
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Jun 16, 2008 22:13
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 For Pete's sake, Bianca, sit like a lady! You can see the legs of a couple of other fuckdolls inside the door behind them.
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Jun 16, 2008 22:16
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Julet Esqu posted:
She has to show off her new poon. Yeah, these are definitely 'shopped. You don't fool us Hockey, we are pros. 
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Jun 16, 2008 22:19
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 Yet another image to elicit "WHAT'S IN THE BAWWWWKS?!"
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Jun 16, 2008 22:26
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Extreme ahead. Tiger, Hockey has placed a bounty on you!  !http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213614770/1#1 A cool 100 bux too.  .
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Jun 16, 2008 22:58
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Caligasti posted:Extreme I told myself I was going to stop following those links. Seriously, what? I can sortakinda understand the self delusion that went into his hypocrisy earlier, but... how can he even pretend his posts aren't exactly as bad as the horrible presumptive and hurtful accusations the mean goons have leveled at him? Just... 
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Jun 16, 2008 23:06
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Shintaro posted:I told myself I was going to stop following those links. Yes it is indeed mind-bending. At this point I'd have to say he just wants to be trolled up the rear end and out the nose. Hmmm. Decisions, decisions. Eh, what the hell. http://digg.com/people/NWS_Images_from_the_Road_A_Dollf_cker_s_Tavellogue Caligasti fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jun 16, 2008 |
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Jun 16, 2008 23:18
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Caligasti posted:Extreme TigerMoJo, if you give me your info I will totally split the bounty with you.
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Jun 16, 2008 23:56
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LOL why does he always target me? I'm not even the one who made the thread. Hell, I didn't even make the ED pages, I think that was you Caligasti wasn't it? You guys have been doing all the sweet Internet detective work, I just uncovered the plushfucker. I feel like I'm getting all the credit here lol. I think he confuses people a lot of the time. I've just been commenting and along for the ride. On a side note, look how loving sweet my avatar looks there. It looks like it's saying, "WTF?" I'll ask my boyfriend of two years that I am living with if he'd rather have sex with me than a hunk of plastic, Mr. Hockey.  Hockey is such a misogynist lol. As soon as he found out I was a girl he started freaking out and targeting me. I think he still thinks I was that GoonGirl poster too and I wasn't. It's like if someone doesn't love him they're a horrible person with self-loathing issues. I don't think he gets that this is comedy and satire and that his life is one big joke lol. What's funny is I probably never would have seen this post of his if Caligasti hadn't posted it because I'm too lazy to go looking for this poo poo and just read what other people post usually. Someone needs to Photoshop that pic of Lowtax looking in disgust at a Real Doll. The Hockster posted:The Something Awfull web site to which she belongs, although it is stated to be comedy and satire also condones personal attacks that go well beyond it's mandate. Why the owner Lowtax It really makes me happy that you're reading Hockey and that my few posts that literally took me seconds to type fueled you into a mad rage and dedicated a beautiful post to me.  Hockey/Midiman posted:For example, there is nothing concrete anywhere that connects midiman to Dave Hockey any more than Clint Eastwood could be connected to Dirty Harry. God drat you're deluded lol. But I'm a regular Hitler, amirite guys? LOL this post has made my afternoon. Sticks and puck posted:Tiger Mojo would call me a murderer because I had a steak knife in my hand. Canuckian Dollfuckian posted:One out of every 12 Children in the USA go to bed hungry every night...why doesn't she spend some of her energy in helping them....or stamping out the epidemic of bullying in the schools? Or speak out against violence or the failing economy, or the environment? Does she sincerely think that 'Doll Fuckers' pose a bigger threat to the world than these other issues? This is a person that desperately needs to take a course on time management and prioritizing. Hockey, why aren't you? Why aren't you making a documentary with your incredible amazing documento-powers about all the bad poo poo in the world instead you're making a documentary about fuckable dolls that 99.9% of people will not give a poo poo about and is not going to change the world even the slightest bit. Hockey, if you can make a documentary about fuckdolls then I can spend 10 minutes of my day laughing at you for it. You hypocrite.  I have no idea what legal action he could take against me for posting GASP prankdialer.com! Which is a legal Web site. The way the Web site is set up so that people can't even send calls in a harassing way from what I remember. So unless someone sat there and waited for the timer to send you a prank call like every 30 minutes I doubt you were harassed. Prankdialer.com is the tamest poo poo ever. Also, psssst Hockey you can block your number on that site. Lol. What's funny is I didn't even loving send one it was more of a joke that I even posted that because there was a thread about that site (Goon created) a while back. lol But go ahead Hockey, blow up your lawyer and have him call me. I think he has a crush on me and is trying to stalk me now though. Send his dollfucker minions on me. So in conclusion, according to Hockey, I am ugly, a bitch, have too much time on my hands, frenzied, hateful, on PMS, emotional, a self-mutilator, depressed, pill popper, fetishist, lack priorities, vindictive, misconceived, abandoned, AN ORPHAN (lol), hateful and just plain ol' hosed up. Lol Do I have a case for libel yet? My God, talk about harassment haha. Edit: Hey Hockey, if I give you my docs can I have the $100? We're talking American not Canadian right? TigerMoJo fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jun 17, 2008 |
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Jun 17, 2008 00:32
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quote:Midiman said: It would be AWESOME if he'd check who he's writing as at any given time. I saw a similar gently caress up on the BIANCA GETS A POON thread. Is it too much to ask for a little quality in my crazies?
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Jun 17, 2008 00:56
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Caligasti posted:
Heh, given the situation it probably is some sort of head. Frankly, that whole Realdoll factory looks like the set for a horror movie. Did I also read that he has a couple of daughters out there? I hope they never find this poo poo; just imagine seeing a set of photos wherein your father is getting a doll altered so it would have a somewhat realistic labia and vagina. The rant against TigerMoJo is just hilarious. He's a pasty, middle-age guy travelling around with a bunch of dolls he most certainly fucks and he has likely creeped out everyone he's contacted. I don't think he has the right to make fun of anyone. Also, according to his site, this is going to be a six-part documentary on "surrogate females" and their impact on society. How could anyone find enough material on gently caress dolls to make six videos? Cacatua fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Jun 17, 2008 |
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Jun 17, 2008 01:38
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So, can we put up a reward for the first goon to post Hockey's street address and picture of his house? There might even be a bonus in it if you get to ask him or his wife if their house has stairs. Also, sweet Jesus, it's a pixie fuckdoll, complete with wings.
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Jun 17, 2008 02:08
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Canada411.ca Search: "D Hockey, Canning, NS" 1 Total Listing Results Hockey, David P 409 Oldbaxter Rd Canning, NS (902) 582-7979 Google and Yahoo can't find it, though. I would like a pony, please. (not for loving)
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Jun 17, 2008 02:17
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maplecheese posted:Canada411.ca There was a Goon living in NS that was gonna be in the documentary or something. Maybe he can bring his wife some cookies? Or biscuits. Or moose. Whatever Canucks eat.
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Jun 17, 2008 02:19
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TigerMoJo posted:Or biscuits. Or moose. Whatever Canucks eat. Poutine. And maple syrup.
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Jun 17, 2008 02:20
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maplecheese posted:Poutine. And maple syrup.  That looks disgusting lol.
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Jun 17, 2008 02:22
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TigerMoJo posted:
It's delicious. My mom saw a picture of it and went "ew ew ew ew gross yuck" but after a long day of helping me move up here, we ordered some as part of dinner (also some pizza and some other sort of normal food I don't remember) and she really liked it. Think of it like chili cheese fries, except with gravy instead of chili and with much, much better cheese.
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Jun 17, 2008 02:27
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Well considering the fact that I love this: I can't really talk lol. Rice, a beef patty, fried egg smothered with gravy.
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Jun 17, 2008 02:34
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Cacatua posted:Heh, given the situation it probably is some sort of head. Frankly, that whole Realdoll factory looks like the set for a horror movie. It's great how pissed off he is, furious how she's teased him on the internet. So he fancies himself a victim of internet bullying? It's admirable that he wants to find Tiger's info, so he can directly intimidate her, and is calling out for his minions to stalk her. If he ever finds your number, please record the conversation, because I'm hoping we'll hear a stuttering, indignant dollfucker say, "What.. WHAT THE WOOHOO!"
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Jun 17, 2008 02:43
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purity control posted:It's great how pissed off he is, furious how she's teased him on the internet. So he fancies himself a victim of internet bullying? It's admirable that he wants to find Tiger's info, so he can directly intimidate her, and is calling out for his minions to stalk her. Hahaha. He's the big, grown, mature man (who happens to gently caress dolls) too and I am the young, naiive child who is apparently an orphan.
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Jun 17, 2008 04:06
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 The pinnacle of maturity. Plushfucker to boot.
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Jun 17, 2008 12:42
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Not that we didn't already know this, but proof that Midi fucks dolls. I hate to say this, but it's becoming really hard to decide who is the bigger pathetic waste of humanity, Hockey or Kevin. The argument can be made that Kevin is a retard who doesn't know not to publish every detail of his life as a dollfucker on the web. Hockey, OTOH, may be of reasonably normal intelligence, but just an insane, creepy, attention whoring freak. I really pity his wife and kids (assuming they exist). SolanaSkyes fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jun 17, 2008 |
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Jun 17, 2008 14:54
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Caligasti posted:I hate to say so but that's not exactly going to discourage some people from watching it... Wait. I'm really confused.  Is this a breast cancer ribbon? Does Bianca have breast cancer? Or do the diamonds on the border make it a "new rubber vagina" awareness ribbon? E: moved quotes to make more sense. Bored fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Jun 17, 2008 |
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Jun 17, 2008 14:57
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TigerMoJo posted:LOL why does he always target me? I'm not even the one who made the thread. Hell, I didn't even make the ED pages, I think that was you Caligasti wasn't it? Indeed it was me. If he had any 1337 internet detectiving skillz (stuff like how to use The Google right) he would've found that out. He's only picking on you because I'm far too intimidating a nemesis  .And hopefully it would be American money. gently caress Canadian money. Cacatua posted:Heh, given the situation it probably is some sort of head. Frankly, that whole Realdoll factory looks like the set for a horror movie. At least the head wouldn't resemble Gwyneth Paltrow's, since Abyss won't do celebrities. Yes he has daughters. They are very much aware of what dad does. See?  Cacatua posted:Also, according to his site, this is going to be a six-part documentary on "surrogate females" and their impact on society. How could anyone find enough material on gently caress dolls to make six videos? Ask the BBC. They're in the process of that themselves. SolanaSkyes posted:Not that we didn't already know this, but proof that Midi fucks dolls. Dollfucking Dave posted:I have come to the conclusion that in this price range, Taffy's single good opening is more than sufficient to satisfy one's desires - especially for those looking to simulate the missionary position. Best doll to date for missionary of those I've tested. I wonder if he learned proper Doll/Missionary form from Wolverine, too. Chris Mitchell posted:The doll community is growing. A search of dollforum.com (a meeting place for doll owners and admirers) reveals that original iDollators are supportive of the rookies. For example, when ‘Midiman’ questions the potential of a LoveDoll on his new waterbed, ‘Wolverine’ helpfully points out that the reverse cowgirl allows maximum balance and traction. TigerMoJo posted:
Hm. So does SA have it's own "Pedobear" equivallent now? maplecheese posted:I would like a pony, please. (not for loving) You saw the "Mr. Hands" jokes coming a mile away, didn't ya?
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Jun 17, 2008 22:10
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Also, gently caress you Sega.  JAPAN!http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/japan_robot_girlfriend_life_dc;_ylt=Ako6GCdc_mWzuT4odeW81aIjtBAF
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Jun 17, 2008 23:12
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^^^ RONERY! Caligasti posted:Indeed it was me. If he had any 1337 internet detectiving skillz (stuff like how to use The Google right) he would've found that out. He's only picking on you because I'm far too intimidating a nemesis Clearly, I mean it all goes with the whole misogyny thing. I was actually talking with my boyfriend about it last night. For one thing, he's had this crazy vendetta against me ever since I said I was a woman in the last thread when he first started with that whole "PMS/can't find a man" shill. Now he's using the same PMS/ bitch/ man killer gimmicks and instead of targeting hmmm the people who made the threads, the person who made the Encyclopedia Dramatica article, the people who dug up his docs, the people actually doing Internet detective work he once again funnels all his anger to the person he knows is a female. This, of course, explains the whole doll loving thing and why he's so obsessed with them. What can you exert more control over than an inanimate woman? I mean the very documentary is called "Mans search for the ultimate surrogate female." Give me a break! lol The he pulls this whole "bounty" thing, which comes off as a seriously creepy stalker rapist stunt, which is all just trying to scare me so he can feel like he's superior to me.  Oh well, I have a way with words. What can I say! I'm always pissing people off on the Internet lol. Lol and it's great that he's denying being midiman again as he posts as midiman with a picture of Dave Hockey right there as his avatar.
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Jun 17, 2008 23:52
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Caligasti posted:
Oh god just when I thought it was all over.  TigerMoJo posted:Lol and it's great that he's denying being midiman again as he posts as midiman with a picture of Dave Hockey right there as his avatar.
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Jun 18, 2008 00:14
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Motherfucking hi-octane nightmare fuel for all ya! "Bianca" had "her" surgery and Dave took pics!
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SolanaSkyes posted:sweet Jesus, it's a pixie fuckdoll, complete with wings. It gets so much worse than that. So very much worse. Color me loving mortified. Needless to say, links are NSW. Biskies fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jun 18, 2008 |
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Jun 18, 2008 03:17
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Caligasti posted:Also, gently caress you Sega. Given the way Sega's Sonic games have been lately it's no surprise that Sega is throwing even more bones to crazy nerds. We just have to be glad that you can't get a Sonic or Shadow the Hedgehog robot. Very very glad.
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Jun 18, 2008 03:23
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Caligasti posted:You saw the "Mr. Hands" jokes coming a mile away, didn't ya? Actually, I didn't at first. I ninja-edited it in, but TigerMoJo quoted me before I did that.
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Jun 18, 2008 03:36
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maplecheese posted:Actually, I didn't at first. I ninja-edited it in, but TigerMoJo quoted me before I did that. I'm freaking slick like that. 
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Jun 18, 2008 05:46
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Cheapsteaks posted:Given the way Sega's Sonic games have been lately it's no surprise that Sega is throwing even more bones to crazy nerds. More like giving crazy nerds bones... Ah crap. Don't think for a second that there isn't enough demand from furfags for Sonic lovedolls. The way Sega's been treating those characters lately, that's about the best thing Sonic could hope for  .Biskies posted:It gets so much worse than that. So very much worse. Color me loving mortified.  ...  !
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Jun 18, 2008 19:33
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Caligasti posted:
I'm so glad I didn't click those haha. If you have AIM Cali, you should send me an IM. It's in my profile.
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Wowee. "Poutine" is butthurt vewy vewy much. http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213614770 He's still accusing Tiger of being a hooker, among other things and he's called the two of us out to appear on video to denounce him and his dollfucking comrads. This I will give consideration to. Davey Dollfucker posted:Actually you do not intimidate me at all.... A six foot six, 350 pound angry wrestler telling me face to face I just ran over his dog? Now THAT would intimidate me! Anybody know if ZerglingMinor is busy? And does he take PayPal? Plastic-Poon Poker posted:And BTW there is one other reason why Bianca needed her 'surgery' that has nothing to do with midiman 'having sex with her', but you'll have to wait until September to find that out. Of course it would be presumtuous as well to think the 'Ultimate Surrogate Female' would not need to be sporting a vagina! :eyeroll: Pffft. Yeah, best case scenario is he's gonna hold a contest for some lucky dollfucker to win Bianca. They probably wouldn't care if you gave her a test run, Dave. There's quite a second-hand doll market, don't ya know eh? Mr. Football-with-Shinty-Sticks posted:I deny 'being' midiman I do not deny 'playing' midiman. Seems to me the last time I saw Dirty Harry it looked like Clint Eastwood and Indiana Jones looked like Harrison Ford. I also don't deny that certain facets of midiman are indeed modeled after Dave Hockey, but many of the experiences written on the site are take from other's experiences. So at best you're pandering to the dollfuckers. Surely they're aware of that. Then again, a good many of them are obviously quite starved for attention and may not care enough about whether or not it's condescending. I wonder what Davecat or Gordon Griggs would make of it all. I don't recall the BBC reporter pretending to be a dollfucker in order to be cool with them and get a peek into their lives. I gots a lolsuit fer you! posted:Bianca was my first wife. I knew it.
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