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April
Jul 3, 2006


Ok, this is freaking hilarious:

http://destroyalldolls.webs.com/

It's an "interview" between Dave and Jimbob - the sole purpose of which is allowing Jim to refute all the points the we're picking on him about, like neglecting his kids.

Funny though, he never goes into the whole "I was taking pictures of neighborhood kids to jerk off to" thing.

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Masochrist
Nov 6, 2007

DON'T COME IN HERE

TigerMoJo posted:

Exactly this.

What the hell are you talking about? You've written half this thread, of course you care about the doll forum? What am I missing?

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

April posted:

Funny though, he never goes into the whole "I was taking pictures of neighborhood kids to jerk off to" thing.

This is a very good point. Hey PV, Why were you taking pictures and video of the kids on your street? thanks

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008

Masochrist posted:

What the hell are you talking about? You've written half this thread, of course you care about the doll forum? What am I missing?

What's funny is unlike you and the dollfuckers think, I don't really. I find this thread incredibly amusing and rely on Caligasti's and others quotes from those sites for most of that amusement. In the beginning I was a bit more active in it, especially when Hockey went all nuts on me, but I've been much too busy since then.
I rarely click the links posted here (I'm usually at work or something anyway) unless a bunch of people have quoted it and said something about it or it looks particularly funny. I don't go to their forums or Web sites on my own time either.
I seriously get way too much credit in this thread. Rounding up, I have about 8% of the posts here. Caligasti, Deacon_Blues, Nemesis of Moles and others have contributed much more recently.
People just notice me because my avatar is so cute. :3:

iRFNA
Sep 15, 2004

by Fistgrrl

TigerMoJo posted:

Rounding up, I have about 8% of the posts here. Caligasti, Deacon_Blues, Nemesis of Moles and others have contributed much more recently.

8% is still a lot.. However, if you factor in that you're all the same person, that jumps up to 95%!

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself
Oh hell. I forgot about being part of a gestalt entitiy. That changes everything!

Caligasti is the one taking the hits for the team, as it were. I don't usually follow any links either. I've tried, but most of it is far, far, too ghastly for my delicate constitution.

I also miss Davey. Jimmy's posts and rants are just not up to par with his mentor's work. He needs to try harder.

Beetface usually delivers though! I anticipate some Beetface craziness next time Caligasti posts the quote harvest.

Masochrist
Nov 6, 2007

DON'T COME IN HERE
This thread is now about pretending to be too cool for this thread.

Let me be the first to admit that I've followed links and think they're fun, but the first thread had more action and less misery. I still find it interesting in the same way that it's interesting to stab yourself in the eye with a fork to find out what blindness feels like.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
I love how Shit_Viper's trying to get all devious and claim I put a trojan in some file. Something tells me it wasn't that a virus was in there, which I believe absolutely was not the case. More like that it contained his IRL pics that he had deleted from those other profiles of his, and RapidShare just recieved a flood of angry, alternately homophopic/homoerotic, threatening e-mails from Jimmy asserting he was the man in the pics and that he would rape and sue if the file weren't removed.

I bet he's all upset that a site has been made featuring that little interview that he himself had linked us to from this very forum, making no claim whatsoever on copyright for that matter. All of his contact information is presented there, complete as in the original MS Word doc and nothing in the body of the work had been altered. What's to be upset about? He seemed so desperate for people to hear his side of things. This could only help get the message out that he's a loony dollfucker who's too lazy to rename his dolls and claims that it was Hollywood, specifically folks working at The Simpsons, who made him into a dollfucker. The man doesn't even have "I was just acting!" to fall back on.

Anyway, if dollfucker lunacy is what is being asked for...

:nws:Poll of Doll Owners who have a Human Lover..:nws:

It starts out like so...

hopsherder posted:

How did the Humans in your life react to your doll ownership?

I have the almost perfect woman in my life. Although sex is what keeps her from perfect.. Reasons I would not rather discuses.
She is all in favor of a high end sex doll for myself and even put up a large cash sum for the purchase.

Anyone with a wife or girlfriend that was into this approach, that could give advise? I don’t wish to lose the non-physical relationship that my human girl friend gives for doll sex. Then again, porno and myself have grown old, and thoughts of a replacement have entered my mind.

HH

Seems Kevin's not the only one who "lucked out". The first sentence's reference to "the Humans in your life" comes straight out of a furry forum :gonk:!

Typing of Beetface, he chimes in on this thread...

Ook Ook posted:

Same here. I got a RSSD and a Mannequin, and a RG, and life hasn't been better.

And as a matter of fact, Kat's and mine second anniversary is this Thursday. It was October 16, 2006 when we first laid eyes on each other and hadn't looked the other way since.

I will not give up my dolls or my RG for all the gold in Fort Knox. And that's my final answer.

CGM, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea


_________________
CasperGhostboy, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea

"Hadn't looked the other way since". Except when he spends any time he possibly can jerkin' his pud over his mannequin or banging "Daphne" out in the laundry room when he thinks nobody could catch him.

He might not give up his dolls for all the gold in Fort Knox, but who wants to bet he'd dump Kat for half the Funyuns in the nearest Frito-Lay factory?

More on Spergin' with Kevin Havens... with guest itsme;
:nws:Candy and Brenda on there way to Merry ol' England ~Uk~:nws:

"Funyuns make good cock rings!" posted:

Daphne's glad that more instances of her would be made, but when I told her not in the USA, she said "That's okay," and I was hoping that she would get a little upset over it.

After all, you did make one geek Candy out of all the Candys you made:

(I don't know if you saw this or not itsme, but Daphne just got a new wig.)

CGM, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea


_________________
CasperGhostboy, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea

"I got big BAWLS!" posted:

itsme wrote:
I am real happy with the way you have keeped her.
The 1st dolls are never made that well. and they tell us so much on what we can do to make them better. But you have done such a geat job taking care of your girl.


Maybe it's because Daphne is the only doll that I am going to have (along with Andrea) for quite some while. So, that may be one of the reasons why I am taking good care of her.

And also, I have tried convincing my RG to let me get another doll, whether RD, or a RSSD Taffy, but for now, no dice.

And I don't know how to explain it, but Daphne has been a better friend to me than any of my other friends that I have had in the past (with my RG as the exception). While I do consider myself "married" to Daphne, but I am also in another way to Kat. (Not legally because of some ramifications in her benefits if I do get married to her [she'll lose them].) And maybe that is another reason why I take good care of my doll, is because of the image of being "married" to her...

CGM, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea


_________________
CasperGhostboy, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea


It seems Dave was quite busy before "quiting" The Doll Forum. He got engaged in a bidding war for some custom Teddy Babe threads by Doodman, against Shit_Viper primarily...
:nws:Teddy Babe Dress and two piece outfit up for auction:nws:

Shit_Viper posted:

Ok ok.

$21 for the first. $19 for the other.

*Pit Viper flashes his money penis*

Hockey Puck posted:

$22 for the first. $20 for the other.

*Midiman hauls out his Kangaroo scrotum full of coin*

He also want back to his "Ruby" thread to express his butthurt...
:nws:Midiman's Review of Ruby:nws:

"I protest your ruling from my Commiemobile!" posted:

In protest to the recent policy change at TDF I have removed my Ruby Review. It can be found at CoverDoll in full html formatting.

I further protest to this backwards rule that does Doll Owners NO favors, I also will not be posting on this Forum unless policy is changed.

You can read both the new rule and my response to the rule on the thread:

http://www.dollforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=21187#222347

This is a pointless thread anyway as it is not even possible to hold a poll anymore here without it being sabotaged. If it were my site, I would have checked the votes and banned the offending members temporarily at least.

And here he goes on and on about how he's hosed enough different types of real women to therefore be more qualified at judging the fuckability of different dolls...

"I likes the back-bacon!" posted:

Well, Sunsee, let me go check.........hmmm...Ruby does not have a 'jiggly rear end'. I will have videos posted starting December or January now that I have a site with the bandwidth and support to play them. But if you are looking for jiggly, go date a Swedish Scrub Lady Ruby is an athelete. She has a firm behind, firm tits, firm legs. I have dated a few 'active females' and I'd say Ruby reminds me of them for her firmness. Sort of strange...Bianca's legs feel too cushy and Ruby's feel muscular and more realistic. Yes, it would be nice to see the boobs a little softer to allow for even more playtime fun. Perhaps platinum silicone softenes with time. Still, I stand by my review... she is still the best 'sex' doll I've encountered to date (objective) and the sexiest (subjective).

Now I must get back to Ruby and perhaps check out that behind again

Cheers,
Midiman

:barf:! Anyway, there ya go. Dave hasn't posted anything more on his own forum as of yet, and it's too bad he has evidently completely handed goonobyl over to the incompetent Shit_Viper.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

Why do they all have jaundice?

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

Why do they all have jaundice?

Well, Kevin probably shares his alcohol with Daphne. Liver's probably shot already...

I dunno. Maybe they have a "Simpsons"-tone option when you order? Maybe he requested it like that?

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Caligasti posted:

It seems Dave was quite busy before "quiting" The Doll Forum. He got engaged in a bidding war for some custom Teddy Babe threads by Doodman, against Shit_Viper primarily...
:nws:Teddy Babe Dress and two piece outfit up for auction:nws:





The "My Size Barbie" mixed in with the other sex dolls is too much.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself
I knew Beetface would be fun to read, but Davey is back in form!

April
Jul 3, 2006


Why is Dave reviewing the dolls he claims to have never hosed? And why are the dollfuckers so desperate for a friend/white knight they're ok with that?

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Lowen SoDium posted:

The "My Size Barbie" mixed in with the other sex dolls is too much.

Oh man, I was trying to pretend it wasn't there and that hopefully I was just seeing things...


Anyway, getting back to Dave. I really don't know how he could be honestly reviewing the dolls if he's never hosed them. In one of his replies to "Isaac", he mentioned that it was others who did the loving and reviewing and he'd just pay to use their reviews somehow. Maybe he meant other personalities of his? Nah, I still think he was writing down lurid words leaking from the likes of Shit_Viper or some other dollfuckers who would keep their mouths shut otherwise in exchange for free Teddy Babes.

More horror. This topic seems to come up quite regularly...
:nws:Realdoll - What is the best sexual position ?:nws:

Worst thing I'd found so far in that thread;

soragesum posted:

Quote:
Mainly, has anybody ever tried "69ing" with one of these dolls? Is it even possible?

Yes!!! And it's one of my favorite positions! Because believe it or not I do enjoy eating my dolls pussy! Weither I'm on top.. she's on top.. we are each on our sides... or even with me standing I love 69ing her!!:devil:

I have found that with patients... you can do ALMOST any position. Yes.. even positions that would require her to stand. Of course she is either going to have to lean over something or you have to rig up something to hold her up from her bolt. But with enough imagination and creativity.. if you take your time and have patients.. you can do almost anything. Of course the more adventurous you get the more careful you have to be. I find that the fingers are the most delicate things you have to watch out for when going for more "extreme" positions.

And yes... missionary is probably the easiest.

:gonk: :gonk: :gonk:!!! WTF?!

And I really hope "patients" is a mispelling and nothing more.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Caligasti posted:


And I really hope "patients" is a mispelling and nothing more.


If Dave's call outs against me are any account, he is too intelligent and incapable of misspellings or improper grammar. So, yeah, he did mean patients. He must run a clinic for dolls or some poo poo.

Mongoose Face
Jan 16, 2008

sure they are just guys waving there guns around but that is what people are going to go watch

Lowen SoDium posted:

If Dave's call outs against me are any account, he is too intelligent and incapable of misspellings or improper grammar. So, yeah, he did mean patients. He must run a clinic for dolls or some poo poo.

I sure hope he has the official Mattel endorsed medical license for that.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
Well, I was going to point out that it wasn't Dave who was 69ing dolls (then again, I couldn't bring myself to read much further than I had on that thread. EDIT: he's not on it.) and it's Doodman what owns the Barbie. soragesum is just some particularly grotesque dollfucker on there. Not quite Happy Harry, but... ah who am I kidding? They're all hosed-up regardless.

It does remind me that on Dave's ED I made a crack about him being a licensed Teddy Babe gynocolgist able to handle repair and replacement.

Anyway, from that same thread... a book all dollfuckers could use...

manekineko posted:

T20 wrote:
Maybe it's time that "RDs, The Missing Manual" happened, covering topics such as care and repair, brackets and hoists, safe techniques for moving dolls around, and yes, sexual positions, happened? Much of the necessary information is already posted here on TDF, it would just require collation, editing, and suitable arrangements to be made with the relevant contributors...

That is a great idea! Being a Mac person myself I get the concept. Similar to a "RealDolls for Dummies" kinda thing dealing with basic maintenance and what-nots.

I imagine it would be a major tome of work, but it would be very useful. I'd give it a try myself, but I imagine it would take a lot of time. Any other takers on this concept?

That has to be one of the most reduntant titles possible.

Anyway, Dave is back at TDF. First thread he came back to is this horror, presided over by his furry buddy Doodman...
:nws:My Taffy Repairs:nws:

Doodman posted:

Hi all
When I recived my Taffy she was deston for the trash compactor
be for I got her :( She is an older doll and very cute :) so it
was worth repairing. On my first inspection she had splits on bolth
sides of her mouth. And was torn from the vag to to her butt hole
and not even useable :( She was repaired very badly so I decited
to tolty rebuil her. I cut the skin out of the vag and but to use for the
repair.
I trimed off the thick part of the vag that part looked to hard and
uncomfrable. In this photo I had done a lot of work.
so far I am very :)

You don't want to see the photos. You really don't. I've heard of skin grafts taken from one's own butt, but the vag? Granted this is all silicone we're talking about, but drat that would look weird.

Also, I gotta wonder about the delivery guy...

Oh, and it turns out Dave was the previous owner...

midiman is BACK! posted:

doodman wrote:
yes I got her from a member she was a used doll :)
The x owner of this doll thought it was beond repair :wth:
she is out of surgy now :)
Meet Marcy :):):):)
[img]
So what do you think?



I think you've got it wrong :) I only felt the doll was beyond repair in my while the repairs rested on my shoulders :) .... I had no doubt that in the right hands she would even become better than new :)

Cheers,
Midiman

JESUS loving CHRIST, DAVE!!! What in the hell did you do to that doll? Never mind, those pictures were enough...

He's also hyping a giveaway at Coverdoll ($500 bucks of your next RealDoll! $150 of your next Canadian Teddy Babe!), admits how much time he spends on this sort of thing, coins the term "Doll Folk" and appoints himself the master builder of the dollfucker community...
:nws:$1000 Giveaway at CoverDoll:nws:

Doll Folker posted:

raysmod wrote:
Also I don't quite understand why the review of Ruby is fragmented, let's say, with pics missing and this competition has all pictures enclosed and in the correct place. I take it back, believe, I do know what's going on.:(

It's like this, Raysmond....It took me drat near 20 minutes to post above what I could have put in a link. It was a short item. Normally I would have popped the Certificates here and a link to the competition AND it's entry rules. One small click for Dolll User...One BIG time save for Midiman! I don't have a lot of time.... For the most part I have logged countless hours under the banner of my documentary, however, I still need to pay my bills. So I will caution you that it is quite possible a lot of my articles will only be here on a copy and paste basis at best.

The Ruby Review thread here -Just the teaser - took me 20 minutes. Add that to above, and I spent 40 minutes just copying articles that could have been only a click away - not that I've ever posted a link without a paragraph or two of explanation. I have always thought of the Doll Comnmunity as one BIG family not independant web sites competing for each others bandwidth. Check any of my websites...Fundy Tides Forum, Baxters Harbour Community Forum, TDC Forum, TBC Forum, Bluenose BMW Club Forum.....we 'encourage links to new sites and information.. firstly it cuts down on our bandwidth load, secondly it builds a bigger happier community and third it cuts down on redundancy. In the case of TDC I even included an actual link to TDF and CD on the menu bar of ALL pages in an effort to make navigation easy to visitors and encourage them to visit other sites. BUT I am rambling here... I'll just say I am a Community based individual and my stance is not based on self interest and preservation but on the betterment and happiness of our ENTIRE community. Only a fully open non-competitive community without misguided loyalties (people avoiding other websites as if they were 'cheating' on their main hangout), will truly lead to the betterment of all for we are all essentially under the same banner..."Doll Folk"

Midiman's new quest is 'Community Building' and organizing contributors to unite in providing Doll Folk, with a secure, organized, fun and informative Community devoid of inter-web site competetiveness. Expect a short series of generic articles on 'Community' from Midiman over the next few days....posted on all sites that will have them. That is IF I have time to complete them:(

On another note, that results in yet more work for Midiman, Thank you to AlexKnight in pointing out that the certificates expire on a date that can never occur :) I'll pass that on to Kharn, who drafted them up...probably following my notes after canvasing for donations :(

Cheers,
Midiman

All the :( then :) then :(. Is he bipolar too?!

And more talk about Rule 11...
:nws:Midiman's Review of Ruby:nws:

"I should be head librarian here!" posted:

technoguy wrote:
midiman...

Nice to see YOU back on TDF along with your Ruby13 review. Also nice to see that common sense prevailed and that UNnecessary R of C #11 has been abolished.



Thanks and DITTO on the recinding of the rule..at least until I see the revised one.

Quote:
I guess that polls are still something whose credibility is to be doubted around here. Better to just read of incoming isolated reviews by actual purchasers of a doll to make up one's mind about it. I suspect that the Ruby13 will, generally, do well when it comes to reviews.technoguy

Ditto again, except ALL doll reviews (and owner product comments) should be in the SAME thread on the specific Board and not scattered like a bag of marbles dropped from a high rise. . We need to see some organization here so we can spend more time reading and less time searching. True, some articles are dated soon after posting, but NOT to sticky an owner satisfaction thread with owner reviews on each board is nothing short of negligence....midiman slaps himself...I know that sounded harsh...but it's true!

Perhaps, TDF needs a few more volunteers to take on the chores of being librarians...


Cheers,
Midiman

My god does he has control issues! Hey Dave, why don't you just challenge the dollfucker in charge and have a "Bianca vs Vanessa" throw-down? Your fellow dollfuckers wouldn't be able to contain themselves.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself
Oh Davey, you're just such a needy little control freak.

He's being such an rear end in a top hat towards the community that he seems to belive
can't possible exist without him. Control freak indeed.

So he wants a non-competitive dollfucker/seller community, but he himself is now a doll seller. I know a lot of the dollfuckers are not the brightest bulbs in the house, but surely they have to realize what kind of crap is spilling from that bull's rear end in a top hat Davey calls a mouth.

Doesn't have time? Can't spare twenty minutes? Who is he trying to kid? For someone that swears to God on high that he never has, and never will gently caress a doll, he sure spent plenty of time shanking out that child-like sex doll.

So Davey, did you call that doll "Katrina" during your hateful doll sex sessions? Maybe if you wern't such a loving failure you'd be able to make a poo poo-post in less than 60 minutes. Jesus Hockey, how many lies have you been caught in so far? I lost count.

Doll Folk. Hahaha! I get it now, Davey is a dollfucker supremist! He's just as confused, frightened, vulnerable, and retarded as the racial fuckwads and it ties in nicely with his facination with Hitler and national socialsim, the HHH paradox.

Rage against that machine, there Davey. Only you can bring the light that is you to the dollfuckers! You know better than everybody, goddamnit!

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
This LorileiXAlec girl is just :psyduck: incarnate. It's a wall of text to be sure, but the whole damned thing is a total trainwreck.
:nws:omg i am scared for my life i need advice asap:nws:

LorileiXAlec posted:

:( i went out for a walk the yesterday......omg.......i had Marcel in his current body in a plastic children's wagon.......but before this i had called my so called friend the one i told you guys about in a preivous post that she wasn't a very good friend that she was a liar........well she ended up becoming "friends" with me again.......and i started to tell her something cool that someone had done on youtube and she's like: "Yeah that was me!" and i'm thinking liar then she ended up leaving me behind to go be with this other girl now bare in mind i am 19 my "friend" is 11 and the only reason i am friends with her is because other than this other girl who like 7 or 8 she was the only person who would be friends with me there are no young adults where i live and even if there were they wouldn't understand me......:( anyways back to the story......: so she walks off and leaves me behind to go play with my other friend the 8 year-old so i end up following them and confroting her about her lying all the time and she's like " i was just playing" and i'm like "no you were lying" and i started listing off other times she had lied and to each one of them she said she was playing or she was just joking and one of those times that she lied was another time i had broken off the friendship was this: before i had my wagon i had a stroller that i took Marcel out in to be with me outside and she said that she wanted to push him in the stroller and i let her and then she dashes off with him running as fast as she could and i was afraid she'd let the stroller go and he'd fall and get hurt so i caught up to her and grabbed the stroller from her and she's laughing saying "that was funny i'm funny" and she couldn't she that i was upset she told me "let me push him again" and i said "no way i don't trust you that you won't dash off again" and she like begging and crying like a little 2 year-old to let her push him again then she says "i swear to God that i will not do it again cross my heart" and i gave in but shouldn't have 'cause she did it right again laughing hysterically the whole time and that's when i got mad and went home and she's like "what's wrong" and i just ignored her then she like "let me push him again" and i just shook my head and walked home......... then yesterday after i got home from confronting her about lying all the time i went out again with Marcel we live on a cul-de-sac so on my way heading home i stopped at a halfway point which was the road in front of her house, now i made sure that the wheels of my wagon were not on her grass they were on the road in front of her grass nothing on the wagon was touching her grass and then she comes out and like everything is hunky-dorery and asks what i'm doing and at first i don't answer her and then she starts tocuhing Marcel put grassy-root thing on him and i'm like "stop" but she keeps on to make a long story short she ends in an argument with me about how my wagon is on her property and i told her that the road is not "her" property its the government's and she like no it's not i payed for it i pay the bills i pay for this i get a check and then it went it went from an arguement to getting "physical" she starting throwing rocks and sticks at me and Marcel saying i'm weird that everyone in this neighborhood thinks i'm crazy even her bus-driver......now i just started out throwing rude comments back at her that's when she started throwing harder and one rock hit Marcel in the face that when she started laughing hysterically and said "that was funny i'm funny" and i almost lost it then then a stick hit my hand and i could tell that it was going to start bleeding then she threw a rock at my back and then the stick at Marcel calling me crazy and stupid and all kinds of immature names...and i told her to shut up that's when she started cussing me out like a sailor and calling my mom and dad these names too and we weren't even talking about parents!!!!! then she threw a rock at Marcel again and i said "do that again" and she did...... :argh: and i'm like do it one more time and i'll scream bloody murder" she did so i screamed as loud and as high as i could she's like "goddamnit shut up bitch ho" and that when i screamed louder and harder so she threw a rock at me and then one at Marcel that's when I lost it..........emotionally i started crying hysterically and she starts laughing and little remarks like "aww did i make the big nerdy baby cry" (i wear glasses so that qualifies me as a nerd apparently) and i said admit it i said "your lucky it's time for me to go or i'd be all over you" and she starts laughing hysterically and says "yeah right" and btw i admit it i cussed her out after she started cussing me out and hitting Marcel and that means i was very very very very upset because i do not believe in cussing but......this was a one time only i hope............so i'm running home crying hysterically with Marcel in my arms and dragging my wagon so she couldn't throw rocks at him........i'm afraid to go out but i desperately need the fresh air and the exercise..........what should i do......... :(:(:(:( please someone give me some advice don't ignore this please help.......:(:(:(:(

You read that right. A 19-year-old girl getting in a fight with her 11- and 8-year-old "friends". Because she was pushing her doll around in a wagon. The 11-year-old completely OWNED her rear end. Is there even an emoticon appropriate for something like this? No single one I can think of can possibly encompass the amount of failure in that post. Not even any chain of emoticons I can think of can accomplish that.

This is as bad as anything Kevin's ever written. The dollfuckers go way too easy on her. Really. Maybe she is retarded, and aspie at least?

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself
It's worse than Beetface.

Good god. Words fail me even worse than that person has failed at life.

iRFNA
Sep 15, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Caligasti posted:

Maybe she is retarded, and aspie at least?

She's insane, just like kevin. And probably retarded too

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008

WTF! No 19-year-old has any business being friends with 11 and 8 year olds. You're a loving adult, make friends with adults you freak.

And is Marcel her gently caress doll? Is she pushing her fuckdoll around the neighborhood?

:psypop: Why are so many of these people insane?

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
She's a total nut. I posted earlier about how she's trying to save up for a Male RealDoll (once the new model is available and spliting half the cost with her mom, no less), and she evidently intends to transfer "Marcel" (aka "Alec") into that new body... so I guess she's a "soulbonder" like princess_magpie. There's no indication as to what sort of doll "Marcel/Alec" is. For all we know, it's one of those little "My Buddy" dolls intended for lonely little boys or somesuch.

Seriously, she's written some of the most outright fuckin' scary poo poo on that entire forum. :nws:All of her posts are mind-bending wrecks:nws:. Example;
:nws:I am thinking of adopting a child :):nws:

LorileiXAlec posted:

Hi all!!:)

Yep you heard right I am thinking of adopting a child!!:) but the only thing is............would it be bad to own a male realdoll with a child around???? anyone got any advice ????

Funny thing, Mephisto138 responds to her... if she's about the saddest thing on that forum, Mephisto runs a very close 2nd.

Mephisto138 posted:

I don't see anything wrong with adopting a child if you own a doll as long as you keep your personal life separate from your parental life. Which is what should be done regardless of what ever life style one chooses.
I don't ever want to get married to a RG. I am a futurist and my heart is set on becoming a doll husband but if I decide
If want children I plan to hire a surrogate.

Yes. A futurist. He and his ilk intend to one day phase women out entirely, replacing them with gynoids possessing artificial wombs (if attainable) and, perhaps utilizing cloning technology as well one day, give rise to a new generation of robot-born droidfucking abominations. However, Lorilei wants to be his female equivallent.

Whoa, what have we here? Might be time to do some detectiving...
:nws:OMG!!!! I'm going to be on USA World Showcase!!!*excited*:nws:

LorileiXAlec posted:

yep like it says on the title i am going to be on "USA World Showcase"!!!!!!!!!!!!! it;'s a talent competition :wth: can you believe it i'm going to be singing and hopefully start my singing career!!!!!!!! woohoooooooo!!! yahoo yippeee hooorrraaaaaaaayyy!!!! :) i am so excited!!!!!! ohh yeah am i excited!!! lol.....ehhehheh sorry i'm really excited lol :rolleyes:

Best response...

ric posted:

I hate to be the one to be the downer, but if that is where your singing career starts it's already ended. If you can't make it in show business without a talent contest, then you won't go very far. Add to that, shows like amercian idol have their winners planted. Most of the winners over the last few years have had previous record contracts and failed and were simply plants so the show wouldn't be full of such dreck talent.

Dave is in that thread, spouting his usual bullshit encouragement, of course.

Matt McCullen, the creator of RealDoll, is her hero. And lookie, she IS an aspie after all! Who'd've guessed?
:nws:Announcement from Matt McMullen at Abyss:nws:

Aspie Aspie Aspie!!! Holy gently caress! posted:

hi Matt, i just wanted to say that you are my hero :) because you made such a great invention for people who really needed something just like it. what i mean is for people like me who have "social interaction" problems it can be hard to find your "true love" but because of you people don't nessicarily have to find their true love they can make their perfect true love, me for example i have asperger's sydrome.........and it basically makes me anxious and afraid to be in crowds or with boys so i can basically never have friends or a boyfriend..........but RealDoll is my answer... :) i can finally never be lonely again!! :) i'm just waiting till i get enough money saved and then i'm going to buy a male realdoll :) but anyways i just wanted to thank you for making such a wonderfull invention.

by the way i just have 2 questions if you don't know the answers it's ok i am just curious: around when do you think the new Male RealDoll will be on the website?? also do you have an idea of much he'll weigh???

ok that's all for now thanks again for being a great guy :)

Jesus loving christ. At this point somebody should consider updating the Wikipedia entry on Asperger's and put "dollfucking" down as a symptom. And maybe update the RealDoll page to read "Warning: Product may induce Asperger's Syndrome, a potentially debilitating disorder that results in severe social impediment".

For the hell of it, her very first post on that forum...
:nws:Hi I am new here, need some info about Male realdolls please:nws:

Casperghostgirl posted:

:?:Male Realdoll info, please:?:

Hi I am new here my name is Lorilei and that's L-o-r-i-l-e-i not L-o-r-e-l-e-i. Anyways...I am interested in buying a Male Realdoll.......I have some questions........First of all......I am sorry if this sounds like a personal question......but i would really like to know.....how do you guys get the money for something so expensive like a Realdoll............??? I just can't seem to get enough money saved for a male one......I have tried and tried..............but........no good basically..........and I am really really lonely is the reason I want a male realdoll.............I have a "social interaction problem" I have "Asperger's Syndrome" which makes it hard for me to talk to people especially guys.........or in crowds............plus no offense but i have been let down by plenty of guys and it's made me miserable because I don't want to be alone for the rest of my life..............So I need anyone's advice on how and where to get the money for a Male Realdoll......I live with my parents.........because..........I can't seem to get a job but i have been trying to get one for awhile thankfully since I "help out" at my parents house so much they give me an "allowance" but it's not helping I have even tried selling almost everything i won to consignment shops........sigh but it's just not helping.............would really appreciate some advice on getting money.............

Also when I do get a Male Realdoll I'm going to name him "Alexander Malachi Seabrooke" nickname: "Alec" :) i like the sound of it ;) But I have suddenly found a problem my bedroom in my parents house is upstirs and there are no bedrooms downstairs that i could move to......so.....how do i get Alec upstairs??? I have heard that the Male Realdolls are really heavy??? any advice??? well that's all for now.....thanks so much 'Bye!! :cool:

Just... just... :psyberger:!

Ugh, I hate to suggest this but maybe a pool should be started to help get her that goddamn RealDoll so she won't ever, EVER breed.

Anyway, daily dose of Dave. He's still full of himself...
:nws:Midiman's Review of Ruby:nws:

"Garrr! I'll show ya how to wrangle trolls!" posted:

Doodads wrote:
I find it irritating too. You got to wonder how many other polls were messed up by these jerk offs.

Well, I am certain that most polls are accurate for the time they were done. Managemnet picked up on one major sabotage which was more geared at making the manufacturer look better when thigs were not looing good. There is polling software that records each 'member's' vote as well as the voter. In the event of this kind of thing, one can actually go back in, look at and take corrective action.

Actually it was very useful in, determining which members were Trolls at my site at one point when I place a poll that I knew all trolls would vote one way and all doll lovers the other ... then it was just chop chop chop :)

Cheers,
Midiman

Slim wrote:
Well, that's why we disabled the polls! This is what happens with polls, but I have restored the poll.

Regards,
Slim



Good point, Slim, but giving into the vandals is not exactly doing the community a service and encourages them as they not only get away with it but get results for their actions. It would be more appropriate to if members caught sabotaging polls (especially critical information polls) would face possible banning. After all, why would we want people like that at TDF anyway?

Cheers,
Midiman

EDIT: It appears that some good hearted, conscientious admin has indeed fixed the poll. I hope he was also able to give a slap on the wrist to those sabotaging it. If members know they can be identified, I feel the polls will all of a sudden become much more meaningful :)

THANK YOU ADMINS...Midiman's faith is restored!

:jerkbag: Woo-hoo to you, Dave.

The poll now has 1 vote, indicating one guy "couldn't be happier" with their Ruby doll. Hmmm... I wonder who that could be?

April
Jul 3, 2006


I actually, almost, kind-of, sort-of, feel bad for the girl. Yes, she's an Aspie, and most likely self-diagnosed, and yes, she's a wannabe dollfucker who allows herself to be terrorized by an 11-year-old, but there's just something really sad to me about someone who has given up all hope of a semi-normal life at the age of 19.

Of course, seeing as how her mother is OK with the whole thing, I suppose it makes sense.

Has anyone else wondered if this chick is actually a really brilliant troll?

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself
I wondered for a moment about it being an elaborate troll, and if it is that person should get some sort of award. Sadly though, I think it's just a really pathetic person who seems to have a host of emotional issues. Issues that will only get worse as long as she is enabled by her parents.

The upside is it's entertainment :)

I don't suppose there are any pics of this paragon of the dollfucker world? That'd be just too perfect.

Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Oct 16, 2008

April
Jul 3, 2006


Deacon Blues posted:

I wondered for a moment about it being an elaborate troll, and if it is that person should get some sort of reward. Sadly though, I think it's just a really pathetic person who seems to have a host of emotional issues. Issues that will only get worse as long as she is enabled by her parents.

The upside is it's entertainment :)

I don't suppose there are any pics of this paragon of the dollfucker world? That'd be just too perfect.

And while I know I'll hate myself (yet again), I am wondering what Marcel looks like also.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
I was thinking clever troll as well, but I just could not find the giveaway. I really couldn't. No pics or video yet either. Taking the whole post history into account it's pretty damned consistently hosed-up. To be honest, even I find her to be more on the flat-out "sad" end of the spectrum. The fact that her mom is okay with it and even encouraging it is somewhat indicative of how profoundly debilitated and awkward Lorilei must be, as opposed to how Kevin's family now sees him as a disgusting leper. Granted there could be gender bias going on there and different familial situations, but there are those commom threads of Asperger's, mental illness, and dollfucking. If she were just a troll, then that is rather impressive mind-loving going on there. They could've just decided to make a female Kevin, but they did a remarkable job nonetheless.

April
Jul 3, 2006


I think what gets me about Lorelie (or however she spells it) is that her mother has basically given up on her. I have a daughter who's heading into her teenage years, and I just can't imagine a situation where she'd come to me and say "Mom, I want to buy a doll for a husband, there aren't any boys who like me" and I'd say "Ok, I'll pay half."

In all honesty, if I saw that my daughter had some kind of developmental/emotional issues and was becoming that withdrawn from society, I'd be searching for ways to help. Counseling, maybe "sheltered workshop" types of places where she could work and socialize with other "special" people, networking in support groups with other parents whose children might be more accepting of her. Or would I be considered an overly pushy, domineering mother who won't just accept her child as she is, when in my mind, I am trying to help her?

I would absolutely love to see a study on the family dynamics of the average dollfucker.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
Ah, Dave has finally posted yet again on his own forum which has no dreaded Rule 11.
Life gets lonely when you have to work!

He's also encouraging Shit_Viper to sodomize us...
Re: How low can scumbags drop?

Dollhoser posted:

Well done, my lad! And here the Evil Goons almost had me convinced that you were not up to snuff! Keep up the quest, PV...Hold that torch high and if you see any of those naught boyz bending over, you know where to stick it !

Now I am off to Kansas to shoot yet another important interview.....

Cheers,
Midiman

Dave also shows his hateful dual nature again in the Ruby thread on TDF...


A thread with Shit_viper has moved to the forefront, containing pictures of Snuggles raping Lolly;
:nws:Doesn't Lolly look so cute? ;):nws:

Also, it turns out dollfuckers have a "honeymoon" phase with their dolls...
:nws:Honeymoon phase:nws:

technoguy posted:

Anyway, if you get a doll you'll probably be enjoying a lot of sex with her initially and, over the months, will learn every little detail of her body and how she feels and reacts to you. Then, you may find the excitement of using her beginning to wane.

What sort of reaction does one expect from a fuckdoll?

And after a few days' absence, here's Spergin with Kevin Havens. This thread is also notable for the other posters pulling out quite possibly an unprecedented number of references to "...my ASIAN girlfriend...";
:nws:Questions for owners of Taffy Doll:nws:

Medium-rare Spergberger posted:

(Official message from the RSSD Welcoming Committee... not really, but I'm on the ball when it comes to welcoming new members ordering new RSSD dolls)

Welcome Tall2 to the RSSD family. Daphne and I hope you enjoy your doll.

So far as I know, the dolls are shipped via DHL and it seems like itsme has had some degree of success with them.

But I own a prototype Candy (the one itsme made before the ever-so-popular Taffy--there's only five Candys in the Matrix, my Daphne's the first listed), and I had her for well over a year. So, I cannot comment whatsoever on the Taffy's vagina. (Candys have an insert. So, you can say that I'm sorta biased in the insert camp. And I know that some people retrofitted inserts into Taffy's vagina.) But even though itsme (don't hold me to this, it what I had overheard) stated that his prototype dolls weren't expected to last over a year, probably not over six months, but even though that I bought Daphne "secondhand" from another member back in the end of last June (I've sussed that the person I got her from, uch, had her since maybe April or May 2007 by searching the RSSD forum--just an assumption), but you can ask itsme on how well I have been taking care of her.

Even though that I had stated before that RSSD's are made like Timex watches: They take a licking and keep on ticking, but that does not mean that they are indestructible. They can rip, but that can result over time. Henceforth, I have had my share of repairs, pretty minor, over the year I have had Daphne. The most severe one that I had to undertake was an ankle rip that went around the back of her left leg from each ankle and went pretty deep. I found out for deep cuts, a bottle of Elmer's Woodcraft Glue does the trick (not the whole thing per se, but a good amount; a 16-ounce bottle does plenty of repairs), but I heard that Gorilla Glue gives similar results. They both dry hard but they do hold pretty nicely. And one thing I found out with the glue that I'm using, is to do a "slow cure," meaning that you have to cover the glued repair with a nonporous piece of plastic (like a piece of plastic wrap--the kind that you use in the kitchen), but slightly open around the edges to allow some air in but to slow the drying and curing time of the glue so it can stay together, like how your body would heal a wound if not accelerated by medicine but covered with a bandage. After about 48-72 hours, you can peel off the "bandage" and the repair would stay put.

On the other hand, I didn't mean to scare you, but I have found out that is how most RSSD owners would take care of their dolls is by making repairs themselves. I didn't mean to scare you away, if I did.

I would just love to quote itsme's RSSD slogan (Our goal at Real Solid Sex Doll is to make gently caress dolls you can love and love dolls you can gently caress, all at an affordable price), and I know that he and Mary would love me for saying that, and it's true. A lot of RSSD owners love our dolls and see beyond the "sex doll" part of the dolls and treat them as real people they would like to be.

When I joined TDF back in July 2005 (yeah, it took me nearly two years after joining for me to get a doll, but I had two off-times during those two years), I wanted nothing but a RealDoll, but ever since I got my Daphne, and that I have been taking exceptional care of her (there's three of us who own prototype Candys: me [first uch], whocaresnotme and greywolf, some might be in more bad shape than Daphne), I had basically threw out the idea of owning a RealDoll, just because I had realized that the weight of a RealDoll turned me off. I had even started a special savings account for one, but I closed it down three months later and got some important things done and bought Daphne a new wig (and a case of Bawls [caffeinated beverage] shipped Next-Day Air Saver, a 35-pound box nonetheless, and the shipping was more than the drinks themselves), among other things that needed to be done.

I would love to have a Taffy, but until something of the grandest scale happens, it isn't going to happen anytime soon.

OK, I'm rambling on again, but Daphne and I hope that you enjoy your Taffy and we hope that she brings you some years of enjoyment and happy times.

@starjfa: your Crystal is hot! Next to NamRepaid's Amy, she makes me want one, but then again, no more room for another doll... (And Kat would kill me if I got another doll without getting rid of one first) But then again, I love a woman in glasses (maybe because I wear them, my RG wears them, and Daphne needs to wear them because she tells me that she's having a hard time seeing distant objects)...

And I would love to show a picture of my Daphne, but then, she's a Candy and even though that itsme has sold the rights (the molds) to make them in the UK, but she may be the only healthy surviving Candy in the US that's in good shape still.

Oh, alright... here's a pic of her in her new wig, because Daphne wants me to show it off... (she's proud of it, you can tell)

[insert the same damned picture from his last few posts]

And remember my usual statement whenever I tell a new member who gets a new Taffy, Lolly, Cherry or Jessica: Take pictures, give her a name, love her like there's no tomorrow and put her in the Matrix. Just look at what is needed for her entry, and either PM Vanessa (the Matrix Dolly), email her (her email is in the "posting guidelines" page) or post in the Matrix entry sticky.

I'm rambling on again, so I need to close this post and just watch Good Eats because Daphne is telling me to get off the computer and watch TV with her. So, good night TDF and I'll be back in the morning, Bawls withstanding.

CGM, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea


_________________
CasperGhostboy, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea


If only he and Lorilei could be manipulated into the same thread. Imagine.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

April posted:

I think what gets me about Lorelie (or however she spells it) is that her mother has basically given up on her. I have a daughter who's heading into her teenage years, and I just can't imagine a situation where she'd come to me and say "Mom, I want to buy a doll for a husband, there aren't any boys who like me" and I'd say "Ok, I'll pay half."

In all honesty, if I saw that my daughter had some kind of developmental/emotional issues and was becoming that withdrawn from society, I'd be searching for ways to help. Counseling, maybe "sheltered workshop" types of places where she could work and socialize with other "special" people, networking in support groups with other parents whose children might be more accepting of her. Or would I be considered an overly pushy, domineering mother who won't just accept her child as she is, when in my mind, I am trying to help her?

I would absolutely love to see a study on the family dynamics of the average dollfucker.

Personally I wonder whether or not she's a real Aspie or the typical self-diagnosed "internet Aspie". Either way, last I heard it's not listed as a disability for which you can recieve any sort of specific assistance with outside of a few little foundations here and there but I would think there'd be plenty of other organizations for helping cases such as her. Maybe she hasn't been properly evaluated and her parents know not what to do but are still extremely protective. Then again, maybe they're extremely permissive and she's allowed to do whatever the gently caress she wants and has developed a mental illness and a victim complex. Tough call.

I too wonder about those dynamics. Perhaps there are more studies out there by the likes of Prof. Deborah Blizzard or Elizabeth Record detailing that very thing.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself
I think I'd be the overbearing one. It'd be a whack upside the head and off to the military/military school if one of my children starting pulling that kind of crazy poo poo. At least that'd be my knee-jerk reaction. But yeah, on a more rational level counseling would be a minimum consideration.

Now that April has brought it up, I do wonder about not only the family, but also the social dynamics of the average dollfucker. Might be hard to track given the extremes. One one side you have a couple fairly normal celebs that have been given dolls either as a promotional thing or a gag that would throw the curve one way, and total nutjobs like this Lorile person and Beetface that would bend the curve all the way down to crazytown. I would guess in the middle you'd have your Hockeys and your Williams. Not all together upstairs? Probably. Suspect behavior? Without a pedophilic doubt! Dysfunctional or abnormal social life? More than likely. Functional in society? For the most part, yeah.

EDIT: Forgot to remind David Hockey that it is well past the time that his threats be acted on. Guess the law doesn't extend to your little dollfucking world.


David "I abuse children and mutilate small animals while I masturbate in to a doll" Hockey posted:

Remove all references and photos to 'Kevin' (Casper Ghost Boy) and substitute someone that doesn't have a disability - Midiman. Then you at least can have your bash on a dedicated 'Dollfucker', without the need to make it an attack on the mentally and physically challenged who are unable to respond effectively. Failing this, AVAV will provide all resources at hand, both media wise and legally to ensure that this issue is addressed to the full extent of the law and morality.

Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Oct 16, 2008

April
Jul 3, 2006


Caligasti posted:

Personally I wonder whether or not she's a real Aspie or the typical self-diagnosed "internet Aspie". Either way, last I heard it's not listed as a disability for which you can recieve any sort of specific assistance with outside of a few little foundations here and there but I would think there'd be plenty of other organizations for helping cases such as her. Maybe she hasn't been properly evaluated and her parents know not what to do but are still extremely protective. Then again, maybe they're extremely permissive and she's allowed to do whatever the gently caress she wants and has developed a mental illness and a victim complex. Tough call.

I too wonder about those dynamics. Perhaps there are more studies out there by the likes of Prof. Deborah Blizzard or Elizabeth Record detailing that very thing.

Just to clarify - whether or not she's an "Aspie", it's obvious she has real problems socially and most likely mentally/emotionally. I guess I like to think that I could see warning signs of future mega-dysfunction in my child, and work on getting SOME kind of help for her. I mean, I could lock her in the basement with her dolls & let her be happy not being picked on by a world that doesn't understand her unique gifts, but I'd think that sooner or later, she'd HAVE to be able to function in society - if for no other reason, than that I would probably die before she would.

One thing I will say, although they seemed to have handled it poorly, it does look like Kevin's family tried to get him away from the dolls & into treatment.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.
It seems to me that Kevin's and Lorilei's support group (as it were) is the dollfucker forum. Of course, the dollfuckers aren't about to tell anyone that maybe they should seek help (outside of "Call the police!" or "Hire a lawyer!" if one of their members is in any way, shape, or form accosted).

goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma
Just wanted to pop in for a sec to send Caligasti a little note.



Carry on.

-pv

goonobyl fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 17, 2008

iRFNA
Sep 15, 2004

by Fistgrrl
So you're telling us what you're up to here?

Carry on.

-pv

iRFNA fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Oct 17, 2008

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
Well played, dollfucker.

Carry on.

-pv

goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma

Deacon Blues posted:

Now that April has brought it up, I do wonder about not only the family, but also the social dynamics of the average dollfucker. Might be hard to track given the extremes. One one side you have a couple fairly normal celebs that have been given dolls either as a promotional thing or a gag that would throw the curve one way, and total nutjobs like this Lorile person and Beetface that would bend the curve all the way down to crazytown. I would guess in the middle you'd have your Hockeys and your Williams. Not all together upstairs? Probably. Suspect behavior? Without a pedophilic doubt! Dysfunctional or abnormal social life? More than likely. Functional in society? For the most part, yeah.

I'm going to take a moment to reply to this. Then when I'm done, I'm gonna take a piss. But Deacon, you speak of ignorance. It is more commonly known as "mob mentality" thinking. You speak, but it lacks knowledgable background.

In other words, I see your lips moving, but all I hear is "blah blah blah"

The "social dynamics" of a dollfucker. You are the least qualified to make judjement on the dynamics of it all. Unless you start interacting with a certain group, you have no idea of what you are talking about. So you make a snap judgement and declare all who happens to own dolls sick and twisted (and throw a pedo, rapist, or a potential mass murder in the mix). The people I have delt with in this community are far from that.

Second point. You apologize for the celebs that own dolls and denounce non-celebs that own them. Christ, this poo poo is smack of double standards. Truth be known, Howard Stern liked the RealDoll so much he ordered a second one. Director Craig Gillespie and actor Ryan Gosling became so attached to Bianca (prop RealDolls) after making "Lars and the Real Girl", they both kept one (there were 4 prop RealDolls in the movie. Dave Hockey bought the third one, 4th one is not locatable). Vince Neil from Mötley Crüe bought one in which he proudly showed off on MTV. List goes on.

And your last disjointed point. Smacks of mob thinking without any sort of research in the matter. 90% of those I have dealt with in this community are straight, have girlfriends, better halves, or wifes/husbands (yes, women do own sex dolls. Have I freaked you out yet?). Yes, as in any large group, there are people who are sick and twisted. I have personally seen posts that even make me cringe. But for the most part, these folks are just as functional and normal as you are. They just rather have an extra way of self masterbation than the usual run of the mill self inflicted handjob that seems more acceptable here. Granted, it may cost more, but it's worth it for some.

My only real concern at this point is the insane way Caligasti is herding this crowd. Maybe he's pissed off that he can't even afford a Teddy Babe? Maybe this link will help him for his lower end income:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/

Peace out dudes.

-pv ©

Copyrighted, bitches

goonobyl fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Oct 17, 2008

SmellsOfFriendship
May 2, 2008

Crazy has and always will be a way to discredit or otherwise demean a woman's thoughts and opinions

goonobyl posted:

I'm going to take a moment to reply to this. Then when I'm done, I'm gonna take a piss. But Deacon, you speak of ignorance. It is more commonly known as "mob mentality" thinking. You speak, but it lacks knowledgable background.


Beacause thinking it's freaky people gently caress dolls that look like people is part of mob mentality.

You're wildly delusional.

iRFNA
Sep 15, 2004

by Fistgrrl

goonobyl posted:

:words:

Carry on.

-pv

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Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Aww, what's the matter goonobyl, did sweetums pop a seam again? Or did the drycleaners lose the insert?