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LADIES AN GENTLE MEN DJ SHITVIPS HERE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM MY BASEMENT HERES MY SPECIAL GUEST TONIGHT, MY FUCKDOLL! Say some words fo the audience baby... ... ... ... SHUT UP BITCH *sounds of hand hitting plastic, falling chairs etc* WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA MAKE ME HIT YOU?!
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| # ? Oct 26, 2008 20:18 |
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Oh but Dave did have a Deacon-related meltdown back on his own forum. I guess either that bald ol' meanie Shit_Viper won't let Dave have his goonobyl account back. The post of Dave's that Shit_Viper deleted is back up... Wanted...Alive...Deacon Blues
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| # ? Oct 26, 2008 20:20 |
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SolanaSkyes posted:Give your doll her own FM radio station! Oh god, and I'd just about bet that it's gonna be Dave who buys it from him... "Breakfast with Bianca!" Doody the Clown posted:The streets filled with the sweat of overweight virgins, week-old dried semen, and the melting silicon vaginas of their lovers. Actually, I recall seeing a blog about dolls and dollfuckers being involved in a parade... The many adventures of Jackie Doll "Zoe" posted:I got a letter and LOTS of photographs from my sister Jackie and her boy, JC, today! Jackie is B6/F7 doll and lives near Chicago. Every year she and JC ride in the Gay Pride Parade on a little float they make themselves. Pretty cool. They sent me four photo CDs, each with about 30 pictures, so Mandie and I had lots to look at. Mandie wrote back to them and sent them a few photos of me too. ![]() Yeah. Technosexual Rights. *cough*. Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2008 around 20:34 |
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So what exactly are the damages Davey and Shit_Wiper have incurred from this thread?
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| # ? Oct 26, 2008 20:44 |
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TigerMoJo posted:So what exactly are the damages Davey and Shit_Wiper have incurred from this thread? I really don't know. If anything they've often said we are some how helping them by drawing attention (and hypothetically new customers/ viewers/ etc.). They go back and forth between that and crying about how we're " so mean! *sob!*". How they expect anybody to take them seriously is a question only they can answer, and I doubt that they would even if they could. I think they're just poo poo-talking, histrionic man-children. Essentially, what they accuse some of us of being.
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| # ? Oct 26, 2008 20:51 |
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Caligasti posted:I really don't know. If anything they've often said we are some how helping them by drawing attention (and hypothetically new customers/ viewers/ etc.). They go back and forth between that and crying about how we're " You are failing to consider the fact that they are both dangerously insane.
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| # ? Oct 26, 2008 20:59 |
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Masochrist posted:You are failing to consider the fact that they are both dangerously insane. I'm still weighing whether they're insane or merely stupid and/ or afflicted with serious personality defects and therefore mentallty ill, as in displaying their warped histrionic behavior and narcissitic rage. Those do not necessarily garner one a claim of insanity. They can still be seen as being responsible for their own actions at this time. That doesn't make it much better if at all, really. GBMI at best, perhaps. For the most part they're likely just dangers to themselves if anything. That could change, though. Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2008 around 21:36 |
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Nice paranoid ramblings form Davey. He's his usual clear and logical self. I don't remember a one thousand dollar reward, but at least he's headed in the right direction. Personally, I'd say that this thread falls well in to the realm of comedy. Hey Davey, don't forget to mention to any court that will actually pay attention to you that you claim this is one of your great social experiments. Also mention how you set this up and that you and your lackey Jimmy actively take part in it to drum up attention for yourself and your little projects ![]() *Furious editing and deleting on the part of Davey starts in 10, 9, 8 . . . " EDIT: Oh yeah, and stop leaving Nemesis of Moles out. You know, when you exclude someone from the group you're being a meanie! Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2008 around 22:23 |
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More dollfuckery. The makers of the "bootylicious" doll now have made, well, just an rear end/vagina combo...technoguy posted:T.... Then... Sunsee posted:What a Piece of Art!! Amazing work Patrick. Now if you could turn this into a torso doll!!! O M G!!! DDebonair posted:Finally. Dollfucking period is weird enough, but I still can't get over the fact that there are those out there who would prefer dolls without limbs or heads. It falls between having a full-blown silicone "woman" and a simple, utilitarian pocket pussy and I just don't know what to make of it either, aside from it still being damned creepy, and maybe moreso than either of the extremes. Are the torso-dollfuckers the kind who see the things as simple masturbation aids, or do some of them also give the torsos/body parts names and "personalities"? What about the guys that get things like MOAB or some of those items that were in HoP just recently? "Love Pillows" are making a comeback... midnight posted:Confession time... A pillow was my "first love" Did you give the pillow a name? Was it "Barbie"?
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Why in the name of god would anyone spent $2000 on a bit of plastic with two basketballs in it? holy crap. However, I will say the people who buy the pocket pussies are probably alot more together and sane people than any dollfucker, they more closely fit the comparison dave and vips always desperately try to make of "WOMEN HAVE DILDOS!!". Not exacly my thing mind, but more acceptable than say, a $3000 doll with its own name, age, favorite food and OS/Browser preference.
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| # ? Oct 26, 2008 22:34 |
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Yeah, and most women don't get like jbarwick's wife did with Frankie.
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| # ? Oct 26, 2008 22:43 |
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That lady who does that "Doll's eye view" blog has started a newsletter... I see Abyss is really catering to the dollfucker community now. And it appears Dave is angling for a "Dollfucker's Book of World Records"... Realdoll Firsts Davey's not a goliath posted:RealDoll Firsts So far he's got 5 listed for Bianca. "Muwahahaha! Read 'em and weep, fellow dollers! You and your dolls will never be the first to do any of this! Never! I've documented the feats of myself and Bianca for posterity! Bow before your new God!" He's even starting a thread for TeddyBabes. Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2008 around 23:33 |
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hahahahaha![]() hahahaha Hahaha
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| # ? Oct 26, 2008 23:46 |
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I'm waiting for that thread to start getting some responses, and then for arguments to break out and then for the dollfuckers to start looking up ancient posts from The Doll Forum and what-not to back up their claims. "Nuh-uh! Daphne was the first doll to wear an Ubuntu T-shirt!" Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2008 around 00:01 |
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I can think of a few thousand better uses for a wheelchair than some rich lonely fellow wheeling his fuckdoll around.
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| # ? Oct 27, 2008 00:02 |
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Doody the Clown posted:I can think of a few thousand better uses for a wheelchair than some fat lazy leach on society fellow wheeling his fuckdoll around. Fixed that for ya bud.
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| # ? Oct 27, 2008 00:05 |
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Caligasti posted:
Click that link and you get "Error: Access to the forum from the current url is prohibited!" Oh Davey, why must you be so coy with us?
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Caligasti posted:I'm waiting for that thread to start getting some responses, and then for arguments to break out and then for the dollfuckers to start looking up ancient posts from The Doll Forum and what-not to back up their claims. I really hope your supply of Cheeze-Its holds out. You're in for a long wait.
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| # ? Oct 27, 2008 01:48 |
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As long of a wait as we'll have on legal threats coming to fruition?
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| # ? Oct 27, 2008 02:03 |
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I've been following this whole debacle for a while and I was wondering... has anyone saved/uploaded Kevin's blogs anywhere? The whole Google cache thing doesn't work anymore.
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| # ? Oct 27, 2008 03:53 |
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LOL, he continued the argument with me on his own forums (which I don't read) long after I went to bed. He probably choked a plush doll while sobbing and crying out my user name, "Apologeeeeeee!" I will now cite a passage that any moron could have found on Wikipedia that explains why this is fair use: Wikipedia posted:Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 17 U.S.C. § 106 and 17 U.S.C. § 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright.
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| # ? Oct 27, 2008 05:37 |
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I'm just counting down until he tries to play the "I'm suing you for slander" card. Also, what's the bet that he can't actually have sex with his fuckdoll any more because every time he looks at her he is reminded that someone else out there knows what a paranoid delusional and anti-social freak he is? Mongoose Face fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2008 around 10:10 |
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Mongoose Face posted:I'm just counting down until he tries to play the "I'm suing you for slander" card. Especially considering it's libel for the written word and slander for speech.
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Caligasti posted:Dollfucking period is weird enough, but I still can't get over the fact that there are those out there who would prefer dolls without limbs or heads. It falls between having a full-blown silicone "woman" and a simple, utilitarian pocket pussy and I just don't know what to make of it either, aside from it still being damned creepy, and maybe moreso than either of the extremes. Well, I suppose it keeps them off the streets and stops 'em kidnapping women and performing backstreet amputations. But disabled dollfucking, no matter which one of the 'couple' it is, is indeed rather creepy.
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glitchkrieg posted:Especially considering it's libel for the written word and slander for speech. That and what could the guy lose from our words? Was someone on SA going to give him an estate until they found out he fucks emotionless plastic? I'm waiting for the headline "Man commits suicide due to the website's opinion of being a creepy gently caress."
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Mongoose Face posted:I'm just counting down until he tries to play the "I'm suing you for slander" card. Hockey's already pulled this one multiple times. I believe that's what his original bounty against me was about and why he wants Deacon's info. I think they realize what a slippery slope slander (libel) is and that it's usually entirely on the victim to prove so now they're trying the copyright route.
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| # ? Oct 27, 2008 13:59 |
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Caligasti posted:
I'm amused that they managed to misspell 'techno'.
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:hahahahaha Is waffle images broken or not working at the moment as I can't get this picture and I really want a copy of it because it's
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:hahahahaha Did he join the mile high club first?
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SolanaSkyes posted:Click that link and you get "Error: Access to the forum from the current url is prohibited!" Oh he also just set the whole thing on "private". As though that makes much a difference, since so many here have accounts there that haven't been banned. Watch your IP Address. He be trackin' 'em Kerbtree posted:Well, I suppose it keeps them off the streets and stops 'em kidnapping women and performing backstreet amputations. Bieeardo posted:I'm amused that they managed to misspell 'techno'. Yeah, it wouldn't stand out if it were at the Ghey Pryde Puraid. duffath posted:Is waffle images broken or not working at the moment as I can't get this picture and I really want a copy of it because it's It's working now. Click it. TampaTango posted:Did he join the mile high club first? I dunno. "Bianca" is answering questions over at The Doll Forum, but that one hasn't come up, oddly enough. A whole bunch of flirting going on... Bianca posted:I don't think the biker I have in mind would have anything to do with 'sissy' :LOL He's claimed he has a woman who works for him performing the part of Bianca on-line. Can you imagine what this is like for her? Good lord, these people are paranoid... zazakell posted:A few things I've seen in the press; the Japanese abandoned doll taken in by the police. Mm-hm. Well, I suppose if a number of burglars will surprise sex elderly grannies whose homes they've broken into, perhaps them going after a RealDoll isn't so far fetched. And Shit_Viper has his costumed dolls doing shots together... Well, keeping with the theme of Halloween, I've noticed that Shit_Viper resembles a couple of characters from some of his favorite cartoons... ![]() ![]() Yeah, Kurt has more hair but damned if he doesn't fit otherwise.
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Caligasti posted:He's claimed he has a woman who works for him performing the part of Bianca on-line. Can you imagine what this is like for her? It's Pit_viper.
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Caligasti posted:Oh he also just set the whole thing on "private". As though that makes much a difference, since so many here have accounts there that haven't been banned. Watch your IP Address. He be trackin' 'em You don't understand, he's laying a trap for his lawsuit. Now if we quote anything from the Dollfucker boards we are INFRINGING ON COPYRIGHT.
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quote:zazakell posted: It's like Psycho meets Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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^^^^^ Come to think of it, who needs Dave's board anyway? Even he does most of his quote-worthy poo poo at The Doll Forum, or at least does it there first. He doesn't have much in the way of exclusive material on TDC, and all the other dollfuckers who are members are on TDF spouting crazy poo poo as well. Even any of the news about "Bianca" gets on TDF, and there are more dollfuckers responding to it there as well. TDC is pretty much there for Dave's and Shit_Viper's obscene rants, which they often come over here and make us a party to anyway. Eh, no big "loss", if that were the case.
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LobsterFace posted:That aside, a doll can help ease the bridge between loneliness and pure bliss A bit late to this, I'm sure, but the above line from BeetFace's latest Bawls-fueled 'sperg is to me the worst non-sequitur. Just consider this for a moment - Beetface thinks that a doll is the answer to loneliness, despite the fact that it's an inert lump of silicone. He further suggests that being lonely with said spooge-trap is approaching "pure bliss". Of course, "eas[ing] the bridge" suggests that there is a path from being lonely to pure bliss, but to find it requires humping anatomically correct dolls/mannequins. It just leaves me
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^^^^^ I do find that odd. Hockey himself puts it that, from his "research" that many a dollfucker concurs with, a doll helps fill the void of a missing relationship. Now I can understand that in the sense of a dollfucker having nobody else really embedded in their life. Then, Kevin has his girlfriend. Physically disabled she may be, but I was under the impression she was capable of communicating, speaking, being an actual living companion. It's one thing if Kevin is using the dolls for obtaining satisfaction of sexual urges that he can't really get with Kat due to her condition (not like that has stopped him, either), but to have the dolls filling in as convesational and otherwise recreational companions is just terribly sad. But of course, as the dollfuckers would point out, we don't own dolls so we can't possibly understand. So many of them have this really bizarre manner of interpreting Lars and the Real Girl, and Hockey sure as hell isn't helping it any. Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2008 around 20:22 |
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Caligasti posted:
I'm told that I resemble Mr Burns more. I see no resemblance to Millhouses dad. ![]() Excellent Smithers goonobyl fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2008 around 22:21 |
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James, you are a subservient, awkward, insecure, middle-aged beta male who is bald and wears glasses. So is Kurt van Houton. You are no Mr. Burns, but grow some hair and factor in your homoerotic tendencies and you would make a dandy Smithers.
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Caligasti posted:James, you are a subservient, awkward, insecure, middle-aged beta male who is bald and wears glasses. Thanks. I'll add that to my resume. Need every skill I can get in this day and age. Can I use you as a reference?
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Actually, this one is more accurate http://www.moonport.org/Mr-Burns.jpg You need to do more homework Cal if you want to try to insult me. ![]() Excellent Don't leech images (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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so mean! *sob!*". How they expect anybody to take them seriously is a question only they can answer, and I doubt that they would even if they could. I think they're just poo poo-talking, histrionic man-children. Essentially, what they accuse some of us of being.


















