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Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


LADIES AN GENTLE MEN DJ SHITVIPS HERE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM MY BASEMENT HERES MY SPECIAL GUEST TONIGHT, MY FUCKDOLL! Say some words fo the audience baby...

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SHUT UP BITCH *sounds of hand hitting plastic, falling chairs etc* WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA MAKE ME HIT YOU?!

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Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Oh but Dave did have a Deacon-related meltdown back on his own forum. I guess either that bald ol' meanie Shit_Viper won't let Dave have his goonobyl account back. The post of Dave's that Shit_Viper deleted is back up...
Wanted...Alive...Deacon Blues

"Goons are scumbags, ya hear?! SCUMBAAAGS!!!" posted:

Deacon...by chance you didn't happen to male a copy of this did you...I'd like to get the wording exact! All I can remember is I placed a $1000 reward for information about you so I could sue you for slander...I really hadn't considered the copyright issue as I set that up as a case against LowTax when I requested he remove it, and I know how to get hold of him. But first things first... Lowtax is just a scumbag profiting off people like you, whereas you are a born scumbag that just does it for the love of hurting others. You want me to send the summons by registered mail how about being a good boy and PM'ing me your real name and address. I'll even promise not to post it here if you send it

, Deacon! Double the bounty I had on me! That's a lotta play at Chuck E. Cheese there, Dave!

Dave even has some words for Apology. No bounty it seems, though.

"They're stalkers too, ya hear?! STAAALLLKERRRS!!!" posted:

Quote:
Apology (poo poo for brains) posted:

I really do hope that they try to sue Lowtax. Something Awful is not required to provide them with IPs or user information without a search warrant, which they will not get, considering their creepiness and the likelihood that they'd use the information for stalking. Clearly there aren't any lawyers who gently caress dolls or they would know they have absolutely no case.


Listen up rear end in a top hat! Law isn't based on creepiness or weirdness, and I doubt anyone would waste thier time stalking the likes of you anyway... there's lot's of fertilizer for the fields already !

My reward is for information to serve legal documents. Although you seem to think your friends can hide behind anonymity and breach copyright and slander people, the law is on the side of the victims.

I find it so amusing that your are the one worring about the stalking when in actual fact you are the stalkers I'm trying to keep away from myself and my family! You gutless little brats that can't say poo poo to anyone's face! The Goons on your thread fit the profile of a stalker far better than PV or myself. and every time I write something it just fuels you more which again fits the stalker stereotype. I'm surprised I haven't caught any Goons outside my windows with cameras yet... but I suppose it is just a matter of time.


Quote:
Apology - I am a legal secretary but think I'm a lawyer states...
You would not be the first person to try to file a copyright infringement suit against Something Awful LLC and you probably won't be the last, but I'm betting your attempt will be the funniest. The use of your copyrighted materials does indeed constitute fair use, whether you like it or not.


In some cases, perhaps, but there is already precedence where material was not considered fair use BECAUSE it was used in a malicious and damaging fashion to the copyright holder. There would be no difficulty in establishing that your thread goes well beyond the scope of 'Comedy and Satire' and into the realm of slander and malicious intent and for THAT I would highly doubt the case would be thrown out, but frankly as long as you are matching me dollar for dollar defending the action, I still get some satisfaction and mine is tax deductible unlike your personal income.

BTW...are you just LowTax on some alias account cause you argue as well as he boxes

Wow. Now Apology has joined our LowMoJoGastiBlues gestalt.

And more latent homoerotica from Shit_Viper...

Shit_Vipr posted:

Are these the same self proclaimed "experts" that were formulating a couple of months ago that they were "alerting" some protective agency that Casper was unfit to be a partner with Kat? And nothing ever came about of it?

This aught to be sweet. Yup, it's gonna take awhile, but it will be a fun ride.

I hope you have your bags packed, Caligasti.. It's a long flight from Tempe to Providence.

I am looking forward of meeting you Caligasti. I really am.

And I'll pay for that flight with a but a tiny portion of the millions I've earned from "infringing on your copyrights"! Why, I was even able to retire from burger-flipping and now I own my own franchise! My thanks to you, dollfuckers!

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

SolanaSkyes posted:

Give your doll her own FM radio station!

Shit_Viper posted:

Dollfucker FM...

Yes, that's right folks, your dolls and dildos can have their very own radio station and you can own a bit of Shit_Viper memorabilia!

Jimmy, that antenna really broke off in your rear end, didn't it? Did you broadcast the sounds of your dollfucking for all the kiddies in the neighborhood?

Oh god, and I'd just about bet that it's gonna be Dave who buys it from him...

"Breakfast with Bianca!"

!

Doody the Clown posted:

The streets filled with the sweat of overweight virgins, week-old dried semen, and the melting silicon vaginas of their lovers.

Actually, I recall seeing a blog about dolls and dollfuckers being involved in a parade...
The many adventures of Jackie Doll

"Zoe" posted:

I got a letter and LOTS of photographs from my sister Jackie and her boy, JC, today! Jackie is B6/F7 doll and lives near Chicago. Every year she and JC ride in the Gay Pride Parade on a little float they make themselves. Pretty cool. They sent me four photo CDs, each with about 30 pictures, so Mandie and I had lots to look at. Mandie wrote back to them and sent them a few photos of me too.



Yeah. Technosexual Rights. *cough*.

Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2008 around 20:34

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008



So what exactly are the damages Davey and Shit_Wiper have incurred from this thread?

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

TigerMoJo posted:

So what exactly are the damages Davey and Shit_Wiper have incurred from this thread?

I really don't know. If anything they've often said we are some how helping them by drawing attention (and hypothetically new customers/ viewers/ etc.). They go back and forth between that and crying about how we're " so mean! *sob!*". How they expect anybody to take them seriously is a question only they can answer, and I doubt that they would even if they could. I think they're just poo poo-talking, histrionic man-children. Essentially, what they accuse some of us of being.

Masochrist
Nov 6, 2007

DON'T COME IN HERE

Caligasti posted:

I really don't know. If anything they've often said we are some how helping them by drawing attention (and hypothetically new customers/ viewers/ etc.). They go back and forth between that and crying about how we're " so mean! *sob!*".

You are failing to consider the fact that they are both dangerously insane.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Masochrist posted:

You are failing to consider the fact that they are both dangerously insane.

I'm still weighing whether they're insane or merely stupid and/ or afflicted with serious personality defects and therefore mentallty ill, as in displaying their warped histrionic behavior and narcissitic rage. Those do not necessarily garner one a claim of insanity. They can still be seen as being responsible for their own actions at this time. That doesn't make it much better if at all, really. GBMI at best, perhaps. For the most part they're likely just dangers to themselves if anything. That could change, though.

Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2008 around 21:36

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


Nice paranoid ramblings form Davey. He's his usual clear and logical self.

I don't remember a one thousand dollar reward, but at least he's headed in the right direction.

Personally, I'd say that this thread falls well in to the realm of comedy.

Hey Davey, don't forget to mention to any court that will actually pay attention to you that you claim this is one of your great social experiments. Also mention how you set this up and that you and your lackey Jimmy actively take part in it to drum up attention for yourself and your little projects

*Furious editing and deleting on the part of Davey starts in 10, 9, 8 . . . "

EDIT: Oh yeah, and stop leaving Nemesis of Moles out. You know, when you exclude someone from the group you're being a meanie!

Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2008 around 22:23

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

More dollfuckery. The makers of the "bootylicious" doll now have made, well, just an rear end/vagina combo...
MOAB (Mother of all Bootys) is here/pics.

technoguy posted:

T....

Well, at 28" across, 62 lbs, and $2000 USD + shipping, MOAB is certainly the BIGGEST and most expensive P & A piece I think I've ever seen.

It certainly looks like its built for "heavy duty" use. My only concern about it would be the angle of the vaginal insert.

I must assume that you've done a lot of testing on this toy to make sure its vaginal insert is at the best angle to allow the deepest possible penetration.

Then...

Sunsee posted:

What a Piece of Art!! Amazing work Patrick. Now if you could turn this into a torso doll!!! O M G!!!

DDebonair posted:

Finally.

Patrick, do you think you can post a video of you spanking it to better appreciate the lively jiggly motion/effect?

Thanks.



Dollfucking period is weird enough, but I still can't get over the fact that there are those out there who would prefer dolls without limbs or heads. It falls between having a full-blown silicone "woman" and a simple, utilitarian pocket pussy and I just don't know what to make of it either, aside from it still being damned creepy, and maybe moreso than either of the extremes. Are the torso-dollfuckers the kind who see the things as simple masturbation aids, or do some of them also give the torsos/body parts names and "personalities"? What about the guys that get things like MOAB or some of those items that were in HoP just recently?

"Love Pillows" are making a comeback...
This isn't exactly a doll but..

midnight posted:

Confession time... A pillow was my "first love"

Years ago as a young teen, in a private moment, I made a hole in one pillow and stuck a centerfold picture of Barbie Benton on another......desparation perhaps, but it felt great.

....any other confessions :?:

Did you give the pillow a name? Was it "Barbie"?

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


Why in the name of god would anyone spent $2000 on a bit of plastic with two basketballs in it? holy crap.

However, I will say the people who buy the pocket pussies are probably alot more together and sane people than any dollfucker, they more closely fit the comparison dave and vips always desperately try to make of "WOMEN HAVE DILDOS!!". Not exacly my thing mind, but more acceptable than say, a $3000 doll with its own name, age, favorite food and OS/Browser preference.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

Yeah, and most women don't get like jbarwick's wife did with Frankie.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

That lady who does that "Doll's eye view" blog has started a newsletter...
The Doll Street Journal

I see Abyss is really catering to the dollfucker community now.

And it appears Dave is angling for a "Dollfucker's Book of World Records"...
Realdoll Firsts

Davey's not a goliath posted:

RealDoll Firsts

If you think your RealDoll has gone
where no other RealDoll has gone before her,
please share it with us here.

So far he's got 5 listed for Bianca.

"Muwahahaha! Read 'em and weep, fellow dollers! You and your dolls will never be the first to do any of this! Never! I've documented the feats of myself and Bianca for posterity! Bow before your new God!"

He's even starting a thread for TeddyBabes.

Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2008 around 23:33

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


hahahahaha

hahahaha


Hahaha

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

I'm waiting for that thread to start getting some responses, and then for arguments to break out and then for the dollfuckers to start looking up ancient posts from The Doll Forum and what-not to back up their claims.

"Nuh-uh! Daphne was the first doll to wear an Ubuntu T-shirt!"

Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2008 around 00:01

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

If you wanna be a fraud, I'll teach you to be a fraud.
Cause I'm the best at that.

I can think of a few thousand better uses for a wheelchair than some rich lonely fellow wheeling his fuckdoll around.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


Doody the Clown posted:

I can think of a few thousand better uses for a wheelchair than some fat lazy leach on society fellow wheeling his fuckdoll around.

Fixed that for ya bud.

SolanaSkyes
May 29, 2005

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.


Caligasti posted:


Realdoll Firsts


Click that link and you get "Error: Access to the forum from the current url is prohibited!"

Oh Davey, why must you be so coy with us?

goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma


Caligasti posted:

I'm waiting for that thread to start getting some responses, and then for arguments to break out and then for the dollfuckers to start looking up ancient posts from The Doll Forum and what-not to back up their claims.

I really hope your supply of Cheeze-Its holds out. You're in for a long wait.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


As long of a wait as we'll have on legal threats coming to fruition?

Surfingelectrode
Jan 17, 2006

Yeah, I know it's a drag...
but wastin' pigs is still radical.


I've been following this whole debacle for a while and I was wondering... has anyone saved/uploaded Kevin's blogs anywhere? The whole Google cache thing doesn't work anymore.

Apology
Nov 12, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


LOL, he continued the argument with me on his own forums (which I don't read) long after I went to bed. He probably choked a plush doll while sobbing and crying out my user name, "Apologeeeeeee!"

I will now cite a passage that any moron could have found on Wikipedia that explains why this is fair use:

Wikipedia posted:

Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 17 U.S.C. § 106 and 17 U.S.C. § 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright.

Mongoose Face
Jan 16, 2008

sure they are just guys waving there guns around but that is what people are going to go watch


I'm just counting down until he tries to play the "I'm suing you for slander" card.

Also, what's the bet that he can't actually have sex with his fuckdoll any more because every time he looks at her he is reminded that someone else out there knows what a paranoid delusional and anti-social freak he is?

Mongoose Face fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2008 around 10:10

glitchkrieg
Dec 10, 2004

"Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale."

Mongoose Face posted:

I'm just counting down until he tries to play the "I'm suing you for slander" card.

Especially considering it's libel for the written word and slander for speech.

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!


Caligasti posted:

Dollfucking period is weird enough, but I still can't get over the fact that there are those out there who would prefer dolls without limbs or heads. It falls between having a full-blown silicone "woman" and a simple, utilitarian pocket pussy and I just don't know what to make of it either, aside from it still being damned creepy, and maybe moreso than either of the extremes.

Well, I suppose it keeps them off the streets and stops 'em kidnapping women and performing backstreet amputations.
But disabled dollfucking, no matter which one of the 'couple' it is, is indeed rather creepy.

mrwuss
Nov 24, 2006


glitchkrieg posted:

Especially considering it's libel for the written word and slander for speech.

That and what could the guy lose from our words?


Was someone on SA going to give him an estate until they found out he fucks emotionless plastic?


I'm waiting for the headline "Man commits suicide due to the website's opinion of being a creepy gently caress."

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008



Mongoose Face posted:

I'm just counting down until he tries to play the "I'm suing you for slander" card.



Hockey's already pulled this one multiple times. I believe that's what his original bounty against me was about and why he wants Deacon's info. I think they realize what a slippery slope slander (libel) is and that it's usually entirely on the victim to prove so now they're trying the copyright route.

Bieeardo
Aug 21, 2000

Someone bold, someone blue, someone borrowed, someone new...


Caligasti posted:



Yeah. Technosexual Rights. *cough*.

I'm amused that they managed to misspell 'techno'.

duffath
May 9, 2007

My name is Legion for we are many.


Nemesis Of Moles posted:

hahahahaha

hahahaha


Hahaha


Is waffle images broken or not working at the moment as I can't get this picture and I really want a copy of it because it's

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

The bear says, "Squeal like a pig for me!"


Nemesis Of Moles posted:

hahahahaha

hahahaha


Hahaha

Did he join the mile high club first?

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

SolanaSkyes posted:

Click that link and you get "Error: Access to the forum from the current url is prohibited!"

Oh Davey, why must you be so coy with us?

Oh he also just set the whole thing on "private". As though that makes much a difference, since so many here have accounts there that haven't been banned. Watch your IP Address. He be trackin' 'em !

Kerbtree posted:

Well, I suppose it keeps them off the streets and stops 'em kidnapping women and performing backstreet amputations.
But disabled dollfucking, no matter which one of the 'couple' it is, is indeed rather creepy.

! Thank you for the imagery there. I wouldn't put it entirely past some of them. !

Bieeardo posted:

I'm amused that they managed to misspell 'techno'.

Yeah, it wouldn't stand out if it were at the Ghey Pryde Puraid.

duffath posted:

Is waffle images broken or not working at the moment as I can't get this picture and I really want a copy of it because it's

It's working now. Click it.

TampaTango posted:

Did he join the mile high club first?

I dunno. "Bianca" is answering questions over at The Doll Forum, but that one hasn't come up, oddly enough. A whole bunch of flirting going on... ...
Bianca heads to the skies! **And She SURVIVED ! **

Bianca posted:

I don't think the biker I have in mind would have anything to do with 'sissy' :LOL

And yes, I push boundaries. I insist on it ... and here people blame midiman for it

--------
Everhard wrote:
Truly outstanding work by all concerned. I love that photo of Bianca in her jump suit and parachute ready to go, and looking straight at the camera. What a lovely doll.

Thanks, EH,

I often think of you and your beautiful girls... maybe some day Midiman and I can drop by for a visit....

Thank you for the lvely compliment. I believe you are one of the influencin factors on Midi getting me

bye bye
Bianca
---------
itsme wrote:
So I have to say M/Man has a large heart for you.

He had a large something for me after leaving Abyss, but it wasn't his heart

He's claimed he has a woman who works for him performing the part of Bianca on-line. Can you imagine what this is like for her?

Good lord, these people are paranoid...
Idea to turn Shani (Leeloo) into a security guard.

zazakell posted:

A few things I've seen in the press; the Japanese abandoned doll taken in by the police.

My own experience of my worried mother sending the police to my appart because I hadn't answered the phone for a couple of days. They came with the Building Super because I was out.

One of the Police Officers said that he'd thought I'd killed someone, until he examined my Shani.

Anyway, put all that together and I'm sure that one of you clever inventors could come up with an idea to make my Shani move or snore or call out...if the bedroom door was tripped.

I live in a high rise, so apart from Superman, Batman, Spiderman or any other sort of high flying individual, the only way into my apart is through a very strong fire door.

Some burglars can be very clever, but if they saw a sleeping woman suddenly move an arm, they'd do one of two things.

First, most would panic and get the hell outa there. However a small minority would try and jump Shani. If they did, they would probably leave DNA evidence. (gulp) SOB's.

OK, maybe it's a crazy idea. But it could make a nice winter project.

What would be an affordable way to do this?

Mm-hm. Well, I suppose if a number of burglars will surprise sex elderly grannies whose homes they've broken into, perhaps them going after a RealDoll isn't so far fetched.

And Shit_Viper has his costumed dolls doing shots together...
Friends forever


Well, keeping with the theme of Halloween, I've noticed that Shit_Viper resembles a couple of characters from some of his favorite cartoons...



Yeah, Kurt has more hair but damned if he doesn't fit otherwise.

JimBobDole
Nov 6, 2005

'Tis the season.


Caligasti posted:

He's claimed he has a woman who works for him performing the part of Bianca on-line. Can you imagine what this is like for her?


It's Pit_viper.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Caligasti posted:

Oh he also just set the whole thing on "private". As though that makes much a difference, since so many here have accounts there that haven't been banned. Watch your IP Address. He be trackin' 'em !

You don't understand, he's laying a trap for his lawsuit. Now if we quote anything from the Dollfucker boards we are INFRINGING ON COPYRIGHT.

Deacon Blues
Aug 8, 2007

by I Ozma Myself


quote:

zazakell posted:
A few things I've seen in the press; the Japanese abandoned doll taken in by the police.

My own experience of my worried mother sending the police to my appart because I hadn't answered the phone for a couple of days. They came with the Building Super because I was out.

One of the Police Officers said that he'd thought I'd killed someone, until he examined my Shani.

Anyway, put all that together and I'm sure that one of you clever inventors could come up with an idea to make my Shani move or snore or call out...if the bedroom door was tripped.

I live in a high rise, so apart from Superman, Batman, Spiderman or any other sort of high flying individual, the only way into my apart is through a very strong fire door.

Some burglars can be very clever, but if they saw a sleeping woman suddenly move an arm, they'd do one of two things.

First, most would panic and get the hell outa there. However a small minority would try and jump Shani. If they did, they would probably leave DNA evidence. (gulp) SOB's.

OK, maybe it's a crazy idea. But it could make a nice winter project.

What would be an affordable way to do this?


It's like Psycho meets Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

^^^^^

Come to think of it, who needs Dave's board anyway? Even he does most of his quote-worthy poo poo at The Doll Forum, or at least does it there first. He doesn't have much in the way of exclusive material on TDC, and all the other dollfuckers who are members are on TDF spouting crazy poo poo as well. Even any of the news about "Bianca" gets on TDF, and there are more dollfuckers responding to it there as well. TDC is pretty much there for Dave's and Shit_Viper's obscene rants, which they often come over here and make us a party to anyway. Eh, no big "loss", if that were the case.

Gavitron
Sep 11, 2001

Its 1998 and I'm feeling great!

LobsterFace posted:

That aside, a doll can help ease the bridge between loneliness and pure bliss

A bit late to this, I'm sure, but the above line from BeetFace's latest Bawls-fueled 'sperg is to me the worst non-sequitur.

Just consider this for a moment - Beetface thinks that a doll is the answer to loneliness, despite the fact that it's an inert lump of silicone. He further suggests that being lonely with said spooge-trap is approaching "pure bliss". Of course, "eas[ing] the bridge" suggests that there is a path from being lonely to pure bliss, but to find it requires humping anatomically correct dolls/mannequins.

It just leaves me

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

^^^^^

I do find that odd. Hockey himself puts it that, from his "research" that many a dollfucker concurs with, a doll helps fill the void of a missing relationship. Now I can understand that in the sense of a dollfucker having nobody else really embedded in their life. Then, Kevin has his girlfriend. Physically disabled she may be, but I was under the impression she was capable of communicating, speaking, being an actual living companion. It's one thing if Kevin is using the dolls for obtaining satisfaction of sexual urges that he can't really get with Kat due to her condition (not like that has stopped him, either), but to have the dolls filling in as convesational and otherwise recreational companions is just terribly sad. But of course, as the dollfuckers would point out, we don't own dolls so we can't possibly understand. So many of them have this really bizarre manner of interpreting Lars and the Real Girl, and Hockey sure as hell isn't helping it any.

Caligasti fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2008 around 20:22

goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma


Caligasti posted:



Yeah, Kurt has more hair but damned if he doesn't fit otherwise.

I'm told that I resemble Mr Burns more. I see no resemblance to Millhouses dad.



Excellent Smithers

goonobyl fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2008 around 22:21

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

James, you are a subservient, awkward, insecure, middle-aged beta male who is bald and wears glasses. So is Kurt van Houton. You are no Mr. Burns, but grow some hair and factor in your homoerotic tendencies and you would make a dandy Smithers.

goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma


Caligasti posted:

James, you are a subservient, awkward, insecure, middle-aged beta male who is bald and wears glasses.

Thanks. I'll add that to my resume. Need every skill I can get in this day and age.

Can I use you as a reference?

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goonobyl
Apr 26, 2008

by Ozma


Actually, this one is more accurate

http://www.moonport.org/Mr-Burns.jpg

You need to do more homework Cal if you want to try to insult me.

Excellent

Don't leech images

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