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Caligasti posted:Did you really read all the way down to here? Really? Really? No loving way! I had to read it in three chunks. The best part:
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TigerMoJo posted:Especially when all of this is concerning a loving ugly lump of deformed fuckable plastic. That's what I think is hilarious about Kevin... whereas Realdolls can actually kind of look like real people, the piece of poo poo that he has looks awful. Seriously...  It's even missing a big chunk of 'skin' near it's shoulders.
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^^^^^ Ugh. I suppose the stuffing is wearing down, too. It looks as though the doll has a bad case of cellulite formation going on.
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Dug up a somewhat interesting link. Clowning on dollfucking in Sri Lanka... http://www.lankanewspapers.com/news/2007/10/20457_space.html
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Gold, pure gold...Beetfaced Aspie Dollfucker posted:Sorry if I didn't say so in your previous thread, but belated Welcome to TDF TLover and Congrats on ordering a Taffy. If you searched my previous, but more recent threads, me, itsme and a few others joked with each other calling me an "Official RSSD Welcoming Committee Member" Laughing But I do own the very first Candy that itsme ever made and I feel entitled to congratulate a new member who joins TDF and orders a RSSD because not only they are "the best bang for the buck" (pun intended), but once you start to know your Taffy, she'll gain her own personality and some RSSD owners, me included, treat them as virtual companions and even though that the RSSD website's slogan is "Our goal at Real Solid Sex Doll is to make love dolls you can gently caress and gently caress dolls you can love--all at an affordable price," but even though some detractors do say that a RSSD is nothing but a "gently caress doll" but RSSD owners, and I will always stress this, will become a good doll that would become a companion also. Edit: Hockey/Viper, could you please turn over the reins of your account to Kevin and get him in here? Seriously. I'm sure we have a forum around here somewhere that he could 'sperg in about Ubuntu or whatever the gently caress computer crap he fixates on for his trouble. Also, is that the same mean brother that popped Kevin's first fuckdoll and threw Daphne in the trash? If so, can we maybe get him a gift account here... SolanaSkyes fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Oct 30, 2008 |
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Hey Kevin Beetface and Spit Wiper... Your dolls are lovely and have stupid names. Even sadder than the fact that you abuse women in your care and gently caress dolls is the fact that you've given your imaginary "harem" loser personalities just like yourselves!!  The same goes for you, Hockey-mom.
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Zappatista posted:Hey Kevin Beetface and Spit Wiper... Ouch, that hurt. NOT 
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goonobyl posted:Ouch, that hurt. NOT Oh man I wish there was a bigger  that shot off tiny s that would explode into tiny fragments because man that was the best burn ever.EDIT: How's the lawsuit going? Still keen to hear about that! Gravitas Shortfall fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Oct 30, 2008 |
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Wow...I really seem to have a knack for making it angry. The Dollfucker Whisperer...or perhaps the Dollfucker Angerer? Hey Spit Wiper, why'd you give your dolls such stupid names? Doll-rapist.
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goonobyl posted:Ouch, that hurt. NOT Wow, that's so current and witty. NOT
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Woohoo! Goonobyl's back! Who's in the driving seat today? The pedo, or the incestuous pedo?
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Anybody here got MySpace? http://groups.myspace.com/gadfly Use alts if you'd prefer. This is only a beginning. And regarding Solana's request: Yes, I'm sure Kevin would enjoy SH/SC on these forums. Let him have some fun you two! Caligasti fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Oct 30, 2008 |
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I'm very frightened by the possibility of Kevin posting here, if only for the possibility of something like this.. General Bullshit > Help please!!! "finally he's gone out and left the laptop on. This is Kat, he's had me prisoner here for weeks. This is not a joke. Send help to...wait he's coming ba MY PHYSICAL LOCATION IS [casper's house] MY PHYSICAL LOCATION IS... (Beetface edited this message at...)
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Zappatista posted:I'm very frightened by the possibility of Kevin posting here, if only for the possibility of something like this.. Any goonobyl would leave 5 replies calling her a slut, etc., right? I like how on the Doll Forum someone made a reasonable negative review of the same type of doll that Beetface has and got trolled because of it for 11 pages. Dollfucker posted:...Overall reflections: I have serious doubts this doll will last the winter even just hanging around. With the seams separating, the foam having gaps in it, and the general lack of quality. Shit_Viper posted:I'm not the one with the foul mouth in this thread running around acting like an rear end in a top hat to everyone.
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Haha, oh God forbid someone actually give a truthful review of their fucktoy. I thought they were just a hobby and just like cars? Shit_Wiper posted:I'm not the one with the foul mouth in this thread running around acting like an rear end in a top hat to everyone. 
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Now that our good friend is off probation, I'd like to bring up my main question at this point: Where do you find women dumb enough to believe that masturbating with a vibrator is the same as having an imaginary plastic friend that you gently caress?
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The best 2 things about posts like that are A) Him and Hockey post poo poo like that all the god drat time and B) No one on the fourms knows what the gently caress they are talking about  GOONS GOONS GOONS
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goonobyl posted:Ouch, that hurt. NOT Post more image leeched poo poo so this thread will die. Also, you gently caress dolls and kids.
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mrwuss posted:Post more image leeched poo poo so this thread will die. Another forum I'm on had something similar once - a disgruntled member posted a 1-pixel image in order to track IP addresses. Sounds like someone is getting more and more worried about goons on their own forum. Whatsa matter, boys, are you afraid more of your secrets will get out?
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April posted:Sounds like someone is getting more and more worried about goons on their own forum. I'd guess that at least 10% of the members of the dollfucking forum are undercover goons...
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mrwuss posted:Post more image leeched poo poo so this thread will die. Yeah, who owns "moonport.org" where the 1X1 pixel is hosted? Looks like more leeching to me.
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Oh god! My computer is broadcasting an IP address too! But I'm innocent, I was just reading the thread! Please don't send the internet police after me mister Dollfucker, my mommy would kill me!
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Apology posted:Yeah, who owns "moonport.org" where the 1X1 pixel is hosted? Looks like more leeching to me. BigJimbo owns Moonport
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Apology posted:Yeah, who owns "moonport.org" where the 1X1 pixel is hosted? Looks like more leeching to me. Our pal Shit_Viper! Domain ID:D98310830-LROR Domain Name:MOONPORT.ORG Created On:03-Jul-2003 00:57:58 UTC Last Updated On:25-Sep-2008 23:15:28 UTC Expiration Date:03-Jul-2009 00:57:58 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:eNom, Inc. (R39-LROR) Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED Registrant ID:cfb22f6a18e Registrant Name:James S Williams Sr Registrant Organization:Moonport Productions
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Surfingelectrode posted:My favorite reply:  Oh my, I didn't even have to lift so much as my pinky! Sow the seeds of doubt and reap the rewards, it seems.Many of those dollfuckers get up in arms whenever anybody criticizes itsme or the fuckdolls he makes. Then again, those RSSDs are about the only non-inflatable dolls that many of them can even afford. Looks like Dave's finally in the Halloween spirit...  Happy Halloween Warms your heart, don't it?
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Caligasti posted:Many of those dollfuckers get up in arms whenever anybody criticizes itsme or the fuckdolls he makes. Then again, those RSSDs are about the only non-inflatable dolls that many of them can even afford. You don't need to spend a lot of money on fuckdolls...Go the homemade route! These two pictures are the some pf the most terrifying things I've ever seen.  'my face is a movie star, can you guess who? 'homemade vampire sex doll' Oh god. Edit: Here's the site linked to from Doll Album... Why pay lotsa bucks for sex toys...
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^^^^^ I was hesitant to click to the site those armless titty-mosters and the other "homemade" site when I saw them in a thread or two on there. Having now been subjected to the horror on here by three simple clicks, I now question my own wisdom and am terribly ambivalent right now.
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Caligasti posted:^^^^^ Oh no, Caligasti, you have to stay the course here. For those of us who are too easily disgusted to meander into dollfucker territory, you must be our eyes and ears, and yes, our iron-clad stomachs. Do not let them get the best of you! They use their plastic playmates and pathetic posts to generate overwhelming feelings of revulsion and pity in the casual observer, and they are clearly using these weapons at full-strength right now. Be strong, fellow goon!
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^^^^^ Thank you for the support. The feeling has passed and disgust and loathing have returned and strengthened my resolve. To paraphrase "Vanessa", the dollfuckers are "the enemy that keeps my heart beating".
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Caligasti posted:Wanted...Alive...Deacon Blues Looks like they've blocked direct links from SA. I tried copying and pasting the URL, but then I got a notice that I'm banned from the page. I don't have an account there and I don't go there often, so maybe they're just banning all IPs from the forum?
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Caligasti posted:^^^^^ Didn't you know? His oh-so-brilliant & subtle plan was going to be the undoing of all of us. So, I'm assuming that there'll be a legal summons delivered to 86.75.164.172 or some such nonsense. What a dolt.
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Caligasti posted:Anybody here got MySpace? Speaking of MySpace, Cal, you have a message  The reason Cori he doesn't post his pictures is because Cal knows what a butt ugly fucker he is. He's too ashamed of himself to post his RL pictures, so he has to make them private, and he's also afraid that MySpace will delete his account for posting something that hidious. Oh, and stop deleting my posts that are hosted on my server. I have no desire to host them on waffleimages. And stop being so loving paranoid I am harvisting IP addys or gonna change the image to something shocking. I don't do that sort of stuff. The IP addys are being harvested nicely by you simply clicking a link to get to TDC. Thank you for your participation folks. goonobyl fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Oct 31, 2008 |
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goonobyl posted:You are not very bright, are you? You gently caress Dolls
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Wow, a message I got over a year ago. News to me, Shit_Viper. You're one to talk, Shit_Viper. I simply have never bothered posting pics, where as you take down any that are up and demand the ones you can't take down to be removed, as if there aren't unlimited copies out there. It seems you are ashamed. Could it be that loving dolls is something that you are not proud of? Believe me, I am quite proud to take on dollfuckers and soon enough I may just have a photo of myself appropriate for such a display. Who knows? You may even already know me, Jimmy. And stop bitching about the forum rules here regarding image hosting. I wondered if it has more to do with you being unable to figure waffleimages out. No, that's not it. Just your freakish control problems getting the best of you. Can't stand dealing with a site where you're not an admin, can you? All that bitching you've done on TDF as of late hasn't helped that image you claim not to care about, either. They are starting to see you for what you are, and they don't like you as much as you'd think.
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